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Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:21:00 - [1] SIRIUS MERCS a.k.a. SIRIUS BISNIS has decided to provide a revolutionary new service. You can now contract us to declare war on ourselves. That's right. We will shoot ourselves for isk. Services we are currently offering: Infiltration Logistics Disruption Hangar Theft Panty Raids (with pictures) Give us a shot (not in the mouth) - you won't be disappointed with our effectiveness.
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:22:00 - [2] Just how serious are you
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:22:00 - [3] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Just how serious are you THE SIRIUSEST.
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:23:00 - [4] If you don't honour ransoms how can I, your average common-or-garden internet celebrity (lolololol) trust you to honour your war-decs??
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:23:00 - [5] Originally by: Sol'Kanar Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Just how serious are you THE SIRIUSEST. I find this hard to believe sir
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:25:00 - [6] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon If you don't honour ransoms how can I, your average common-or-garden internet celebrity (lolololol) trust you to honour your war-decs?? I cannot express enough how this is of the utmost SIRIUSLYNEST of SIRIOSITY. If you can't be constructive plz don't post.
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:26:00 - [7] Originally by: Sol'Kanar Originally by: Nexus Kinnon If you don't honour ransoms how can I, your average common-or-garden internet celebrity (lolololol) trust you to honour your war-decs?? I cannot express enough how this is of the utmost SIRIUSLYNEST of SIRIOSITY. If you can't be constructive plz don't post. Sorry I will leave your internets fred in shame now
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:27:00 - [8] MAKE A GAY JOKE NOW I DARE YOU
Lyris Nairn Caldari Sexy Pirate Club	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:28:00 - [9] Originally by: Sol'Kanar Panty Raids (with pictures) Give us a shot (not in the mouth) - you won't be disappointed with our effectiveness. orly With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:29:00 - [10] Originally by: Lyris Nairn Originally by: Sol'Kanar Panty Raids (with pictures) Give us a shot (not in the mouth) - you won't be disappointed with our effectiveness. orly ok. In the mouth is fine - but it's gonna cost you. Definitely no kissing, tho.
Traidor Disloyal Minmatar Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.02.23 18:12:00 - [11] Originally by: Sol'Kanar Originally by: Lyris Nairn Originally by: Sol'Kanar Panty Raids (with pictures) Give us a shot (not in the mouth) - you won't be disappointed with our effectiveness. orly ok. In the mouth is fine - but it's gonna cost you. Definitely no kissing, tho. I hope you are wearing glasses when you do this. I have read that stuff burns is they miss the mouth and it hits an eye. Like they say "It's all fun and games till someone gets it in the eye". ************************************************* I have three characters. One has Cov Ops V along with all the bells and whistles that goes with it.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.23 18:19:00 - [12] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon MAKE A GAY JOKE NOW I DARE YOU Uruguay -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.
Lyris Nairn Caldari Sexy Pirate Club	Posted - 2009.02.23 18:31:00 - [13] Originally by: Traidor Disloyal Originally by: Sol'Kanar Originally by: Lyris Nairn Originally by: Sol'Kanar Panty Raids (with pictures) Give us a shot (not in the mouth) - you won't be disappointed with our effectiveness. orly ok. In the mouth is fine - but it's gonna cost you. Definitely no kissing, tho. I hope you are wearing glasses when you do this. I have read that stuff burns is they miss the mouth and it hits an eye. Like they say "It's all fun and games till someone gets it in the eye". Confirming this. It stings bad. With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.23 18:32:00 - [14] Sol, how much to dec these guys, just cause that guy was annoying Yes i realise you were advertising deccing yourself but how about being a little adventurous? -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2009.02.23 18:37:00 - [15] Originally by: Captain Pompous Originally by: Nexus Kinnon MAKE A GAY JOKE NOW I DARE YOU Uruguay Actually, that made me laugh iRL. Not often the forums affect me. I think I need to kill myself (ingame).
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.23 18:40:00 - [16] Originally by: Misanth Originally by: Captain Pompous Originally by: Nexus Kinnon MAKE A GAY JOKE NOW I DARE YOU Uruguay Actually, that made me laugh iRL. Not often the forums affect me. I think I need to kill myself (ingame). Please dont commit EVE-O-cide -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.23 18:57:00 - [17] Originally by: Captain Pompous Sol, how much to dec these guys, just cause that guy was annoying Yes i realise you were advertising deccing yourself but how about being a little adventurous? I was really looking forward to kicking my own ass, though.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.23 19:01:00 - [18] Originally by: Sol'Kanar Originally by: Captain Pompous Sol, how much to dec these guys, just cause that guy was annoying Yes i realise you were advertising deccing yourself but how about being a little adventurous? I was really looking forward to kicking my own ass, though. . Who am I kidding...knock yourself out sir (ingame, of course!). I shalln't interfere :) -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.
KillSol	Posted - 2009.02.23 19:15:00 - [19] I graciously endorse this product. Kill'em, kill'em all
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.23 19:17:00 - [20] Originally by: KillSol I graciously endorse this product. Kill'em, kill'em all I remember you, "Alt of some corp we were contracted to violence"! Pay me money and I'll send you my corpse.
Sweeper23	Posted - 2009.02.23 19:21:00 - [21] Edited by: Sweeper23 on 23/02/2009 19:21:42
Jennifer Celeste	Posted - 2009.02.23 19:53:00 - [22] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Just how serious are you is there a thread you dont feel the urge to troll?
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.23 20:02:00 - [23] Originally by: Jennifer Celeste Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Just how serious are you is there a thread you dont feel the urge to troll? I'm not really trolling ITT Sol is cool imho
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.23 20:04:00 - [24] Originally by: Jennifer Celeste Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Just how serious are you is there a thread you dont feel the urge to troll? Hi -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting Can anyone help me, I still don't know what systems i can buy an epic mount if i play undead.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.23 20:05:00 - [25] Sorry Sol I hijack this thread in the name of Captain Pompous and his rise to the next CSM. Mainly because his sig doesn't say i like pink anymore. -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting Can anyone help me, I still don't know what systems i can buy an epic mount if i play undead.
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.23 20:18:00 - [26] Originally by: Le Poupon Sorry Sol I hijack this thread in the name of Captain Pompous and his rise to the next CSM. Mainly because his sig doesn't say i like pink anymore. Apparent forum changes have caused my sigs sc****r to fail. I'm waiting a bit until things have finalised some on CCPs end. For the time being, my sig now offers local weather to your nearest metro area.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.23 20:20:00 - [27] Originally by: Le Poupon Sorry Sol I hijack this thread in the name of Captain Pompous and his rise to the next CSM. Mainly because his sig doesn't say i like pink anymore. Yeah, the Insult-o-matic was rather cool although the fact that it kept on calling me a carebear was a bit galling Anyway, the bright warm light of C&P love will soon spread throughout the whole of EVEland :) -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.
Jimer Lins Gallente Noir.	Posted - 2009.02.23 20:28:00 - [28] Glad to hear the insult-o-matic's not gone for good. In the meantime, I'll endorse this product and/or service. Corp killboard
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.24 11:45:00 - [29] oh yeah WHERE IS YOUR KILLBOARD LINK?!1 Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Lyris Nairn Caldari Sexy Pirate Club	Posted - 2009.02.24 11:53:00 - [30] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon oh yeah WHERE IS YOUR KILLBOARD LINK?!1 This. When I one day decide to wholesale slaughter my corpmates, you better believe I'll post all the mails on our killboard. With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.24 13:01:00 - [31] Originally by: Lyris Nairn Originally by: Nexus Kinnon oh yeah WHERE IS YOUR KILLBOARD LINK?!1 This. When I one day decide to wholesale slaughter my corpmates, you better believe I'll post all the mails on our killboard. Ye Olde Killboarde There is no hot srius on srius action yet because no one (omgwtf suprising) has contracted us.
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.26 00:10:00 - [32] Still looking for contracts.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.02.26 00:17:00 - [33] Originally by: Lyris Nairn Originally by: Nexus Kinnon oh yeah WHERE IS YOUR KILLBOARD LINK?!1 This. When I one day decide to wholesale slaughter my corpmates, you better believe I'll post all the mails on our killboard. you have to convince your CEO to make a new campaign for it first or it'll look funny.. NOT a kublai alt. Honest!
Sirius Business Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.02.26 04:06:00 - [34] Edited by: Sirius Business on 26/02/2009 04:06:18 Somehow I'm easily amused by this. Welp.
Jhoria Englside	Posted - 2009.02.26 04:27:00 - [35] Originally by: Sirius Business Edited by: Sirius Business on 26/02/2009 04:06:18 Somehow I'm easily amused by this. Welp. you stupid ugly smelly manipulative rich piece of evil! Srius Bisnis
Raven Owa Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.02.26 12:44:00 - [36] How much to have Jesslyn come over and cut my lawn naked? That be good, that be very good. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.26 13:11:00 - [37] Originally by: Raven Owa How much to have Jesslyn come over and cut my lawn naked? That be good, that be very good. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm 5000 isk. 90 days, same as cash.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.26 13:28:00 - [38] Am I going to receive a huge bill in the post for the sig and the website lol Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.02.26 14:58:00 - [39] Originally by: Captain Pompous Am I going to receive a huge bill in the post for the sig and the website lol I will accept payment with as many exotic dancers you can muster.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.26 22:17:00 - [40] Man, have you seen how expensive those girls are? I'ma gonna have to dig deep for this one! :-9 Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh

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