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Lyris Nairn Caldari Sexy Pirate Club	Posted - 2009.02.25 16:22:00 - [1] Edited by: Lyris Nairn on 25/02/2009 16:22:22 Gentle Reader, You'd had it up to here with those evil pirates. Those gutless campers. Those lame griefers. It's time to go back to Azeroth and dance in the sunshine, yes? No sweat. Your needs are important to us, you are very special and we respect your decision. We all love you and hate to see you go. But if that is what you want, here is a guide to help you make the most of your departure. 1. Dock up. Hopefully you still have a ship if that evil pirate didn't kill them all. If so, leave it. 2. Repackage all of your ships. 3. Open your 'Items' window in station, hit the keyboard shortkey CTRL+A. Right-click and select 'Create Contract.' 4. Select from the top area of the window, 'Item Exchange,' and from the lower area 'Private.' Be sure to fill out the field to the right of that to read: Lyris Nairn 5. Hit Next. Hit OK if there's a pop-up. Hit Next again. Hit OK if there's a pop-up. Hit Next one more time. And then Finish. 6. Undock from station, go to another station where you have assets. You can view this easily by opening your 'Assets' window and right-clicking the name of a station and choosing 'Set Destination.' Autopilot will take you there. 7. Repeat steps 1-6 until you no longer have any assets except your capsule. 8. Right-click the portrait of any random person in Local except for yourself; select 'Give Money,' and enter the largest amount it will allow. 9. Hit CTRL+Q. We the players of EVE Online wish you fair winds and following seas on the boat back to Azeroth (or Kalimdor, or Northrend). With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2009.02.25 16:24:00 - [2] Originally by: Lyris Nairn you are very special I know. <insert random persons mom> said so.
Stalina Gallente Deep Space Exploration Squad	Posted - 2009.02.25 16:25:00 - [3] Nice Guide. Deserves a sticky imho. _________________________________
Shizan Shinotus	Posted - 2009.02.25 16:40:00 - [4] "4. Select from the top area of the window, 'Item Exchange,' and from the lower area 'Private.' Be sure to fill out the field to the right of that to read: Lyris Nairn" Feel free to insert my name also if you need! :) Shinzan Shinotus
Kavu Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 16:50:00 - [5] Originally by: Lyris Nairn Edited by: Lyris Nairn on 25/02/2009 16:22:22 Gentle Reader, You'd had it up to here with those evil pirates. Those gutless campers. Those lame griefers. It's time to go back to Azeroth and dance in the sunshine, yes? No sweat. Your needs are important to us, you are very special and we respect your decision. We all love you and hate to see you go. But if that is what you want, here is a guide to help you make the most of your departure. 1. Dock up. Hopefully you still have a ship if that evil pirate didn't kill them all. If so, leave it. 2. Repackage all of your ships. 3. Open your 'Items' window in station, hit the keyboard shortkey CTRL+A. Right-click and select 'Create Contract.' 4. Select from the top area of the window, 'Item Exchange,' and from the lower area 'Private.' Be sure to fill out the field to the right of that to read: Lyris Nairn 5. Hit Next. Hit OK if there's a pop-up. Hit Next again. Hit OK if there's a pop-up. Hit Next one more time. And then Finish. 6. Undock from station, go to another station where you have assets. You can view this easily by opening your 'Assets' window and right-clicking the name of a station and choosing 'Set Destination.' Autopilot will take you there. 7. Repeat steps 1-6 until you no longer have any assets except your capsule. 8. Right-click the portrait of any random person in Local except for yourself; select 'Give Money,' and enter the largest amount it will allow. 9. Hit CTRL+Q. We the players of EVE Online wish you fair winds and following seas on the boat back to Azeroth (or Kalimdor, or Northrend). TL;DR version, can i has ur stuff?
RedSplat Heretic Army	Posted - 2009.02.25 16:58:00 - [6] I think i will link this in Jita local; i hope you like trit, 'cause your getting a lot of it, in 1 trit contracts. [i] Ransom List Project: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=999677&page=1
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 16:59:00 - [7] Edited by: Captain Pompous on 25/02/2009 17:00:28 You missed out: 8b. Cast your vote for Pompous on your way out! e: messed up list numbers :( Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Lyris Nairn Caldari Sexy Pirate Club	Posted - 2009.02.25 17:19:00 - [8] Originally by: Captain Pompous Edited by: Captain Pompous on 25/02/2009 17:00:28 You missed out: 8b. Cast your vote for Pompous on your way out! e: messed up list numbers :( fixt With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
Jint Hikaru Hadean Drive Yards	Posted - 2009.02.25 17:49:00 - [9] 11. Log onto Eve Insider, navigate to the Crime and Punishment forum and post a tear filled, whine-fest, crying about evil pirates gate camping, podding and scamming... ruining the game for 'normal' players. 12. eff-off back to WOW. ------------------------ Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager "I've got a couple of Strippers on my ship... and they just love to dance!" ------------------------
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 18:18:00 - [10] Tsia > this fleet is so bad Tsia > we're flying with them Tsia > but going to have to work seperatley in corp chat ./o\ Nexus Kinnon > who is it Tsia > sexy pirate club Nexus Kinnon > lmao Tsia > it's terrible Nexus Kinnon > wtf did you expect Tsia > but it's cool, we've got me/shallow here Tsia > tbh the cannon fodder will go down well Tsia > gives enough buffer for me and shallow to kill any targets that appear Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.25 18:27:00 - [11] Excellent guide. Now if only someone could make one for Nexus to get his knickers out of a twist.(ingame) -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 18:31:00 - [12] Originally by: Le Poupon Excellent guide. Now if only someone could make one for Nexus to get his knickers out of a twist.(ingame) I like how the sigs are now actually providing really deep psychological insights :) Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 18:34:00 - [13] Originally by: Lyris Nairn 9. VOTE POMPOUS e: this post now has 100% more pompous advertising I <3 you Lyris, join us for orange whips at the campaign shack :D Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 18:56:00 - [14] Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 25/02/2009 18:55:53 Originally by: Captain Pompous Originally by: Le Poupon Excellent guide. Now if only someone could make one for Nexus to get his knickers out of a twist.(ingame) I like how the sigs are now actually providing really deep psychological insights :) Indeed. Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.25 18:57:00 - [15] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 25/02/2009 18:55:53 Originally by: Captain Pompous Originally by: Le Poupon Excellent guide. Now if only someone could make one for Nexus to get his knickers out of a twist.(ingame) I like how the sigs are now actually providing really deep psychological insights :) Indeed. Well played. -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:01:00 - [16] Touche Though that does not explain your hatred and hatin Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:02:00 - [17] Originally by: Captain Pompous Touche Though that does not explain your hatred and hatin Jeleousy.
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:05:00 - [18] Your posting is **, altposting makes it worst. Originally by:** Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:07:00 - [19] Edited by: Le Poupon on 25/02/2009 19:07:42 Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Your posting is **, altposting makes it worst. You're right, I'm going to stop... E: VOTE POMPOUS btw -------sig------------------------------------ A high**er grade of posting
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:09:00 - [20] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Your posting is ****, altposting makes it worst. No alts here, only mains Btw, don't forget to cast your vote for me, you crotchety old maid you :) Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:10:00 - [21] Originally by: Misanth Originally by: Captain Pompous Touche Though that does not explain your hatred and hatin Jeleousy. QFT (i believe) Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:15:00 - [22] I'd rather vote for Anhkeahsdiashndkasoajaisd keyboard spasm or Bunyip than you Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:16:00 - [23] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I'd rather vote for Anhkeahsdiashndkasoajaisd keyboard spasm or Bunyip than you Awwwwww your just saying that to sound mean and angry and hard. But we know your all soft and cuddly and lovable on the inside /hugs Nexus. -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:18:00 - [24] Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I'd rather vote for Anhkeahsdiashndkasoajaisd keyboard spasm or Bunyip than you Awwwwww your just saying that to sound mean and angry and hard. But we know your all soft and cuddly and lovable on the inside /hugs Nexus. no really I would Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Tsia Disorder.	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:20:00 - [25] You'd understand how bad that is if you'd heard Nexus rage about Ankerkwerqwiufhwefwefwuyefguwifghuywgstamkah before. /o\
Kavu Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:20:00 - [26] if pompous gets elected im quitting eve, and Nexus gets my stuff
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:21:00 - [27] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon no really I would Wow you really are a cranky baby.(ingame) -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:21:00 - [28] Originally by: Kavu if pompous gets elected im quitting eve, and Nexus gets my stuff booya Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:21:00 - [29] Originally by: Kavu if pompous gets elected im quitting eve, and Nexus gets my stuff Need i give more reason to VOTE POMPOUS -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:22:00 - [30] Originally by: Tsia You'd understand how bad that is if you'd heard Nexus rage about Ankerkwerqwiufhwefwefwuyefguwifghuywgstamkah before. /o\ postin' to confirm that I e-rage Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Tsia Disorder.	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:23:00 - [31] Your e-rage about it wasn't half as bad as the irl-rage about it.
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:23:00 - [32] Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: Nexus Kinnon no really I would Wow you really are a cranky baby.(ingame) Not quite sure why given that you're only upset because you want me to buy into your terrible gimmick Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:24:00 - [33] I don't really IRL rage that much yo But seriously ** Bunyip too Originally by:** Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:25:00 - [34] Originally by: Kavu if pompous gets elected im quitting eve, and Nexus gets my stuff Sounds like everybody wins. If it had been the other way around.
Tsia Disorder.	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:26:00 - [35] You do IRL-rage, dare I say even more than you E-Rage.
Lyris Nairn Caldari Sexy Pirate Club	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:26:00 - [36] Bumping a VOTE POMPOUS thread With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:28:00 - [37] Originally by: Lyris Nairn Bumping a VOTE POMPOUS thread I heard your corp e-raged hard as ** when you saw that chatlog. Originally by:** Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Lyris Nairn Caldari Sexy Pirate Club	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:29:00 - [38] Edited by: Lyris Nairn on 25/02/2009 19:29:42 Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Originally by: Lyris Nairn Bumping a VOTE POMPOUS thread I heard your corp e-raged hard as ** when you saw that chatlog. They probably would if I wasn't perpetually the only person online. /o\ e: VOTE POMPOUS** With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:34:00 - [39] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: Nexus Kinnon no really I would Wow you really are a cranky baby.(ingame) Not quite sure why given that you're only upset because you want me to buy into your terrible gimmick Not upset Nexus i just like teasing you. Its almost as good as if i was to VOTE POMPOUS -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:37:00 - [40] Hey, I'm just a guy you know I think together we can help C&P Nexus is just being a raging **tard cos he's an enemy of the democratic process, but that's ok, I forgive him as it was in fact he that intially inspired my C&P poasting - so really, I can't hate him that much Just get a Pompous banner Nexus matey, and it'll all be ok Don't forget all of the denizens of See and Pee will be represented, even you! VOTE POMPOUS!** Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:37:00 - [41] Originally by: Le Poupon Not upset Nexus i just like teasing you. Its almost as good as if i was to VOTE POMPOUS zing Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:40:00 - [42] ** I used to be a better poster back in the day I will now step back and reassess my posting skills~ Originally by:** Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:51:00 - [43] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon **** I used to be a better poster back in the day I will now step back and reassess my posting skills~ Quiet reflection in the bathroom mirror is needed, and then a trip to the polling booth in a couple of months time ^^ Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:55:00 - [44] I'm still dead serious about never votin' for you fyi~~ Originally by: Sol'Kanar I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:55:00 - [45] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon ** I used to be a better poster back in the day I will now step back and reassess my posting skills~ If I'm honest Nexus, I've always enjoyed your posts. When i first started posting i looked upto you. In some ways I guess I still do. -------sig------------------------------------ A high**er grade of posting
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 19:58:00 - [46] Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: Nexus Kinnon **** I used to be a better poster back in the day I will now step back and reassess my posting skills~ If I'm honest Nexus, I've always enjoyed your posts. When i first started posting i looked upto you. In some ways I guess I still do. Same here. I enjoyed your support and guidance all those moons ago. Why can't we still be friends? Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.02.25 20:13:00 - [47] Originally by: Tsia You do IRL-rage, dare I say even more than you E-Rage. Just because your ass feels like someone stuffed a zucchini up it and your face has rug-burn, it doesn't mean that Nexus was IRL-raging. Could just be that he likes to play rough. zing -- Remember: Carebears aren't people. They are giant flying pi±atas.
Chomin H'ak Integrated Takeovers	Posted - 2009.02.25 20:29:00 - [48] Originally by: Captain Pompous Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: Nexus Kinnon ** I used to be a better poster back in the day I will now step back and reassess my posting skills~ If I'm honest Nexus, I've always enjoyed your posts. When i first started posting i looked upto you. In some ways I guess I still do. Same here. I enjoyed your support and guidance all those moons ago. Why can't we still be friends? Awwwwwwwww... Posting in a rage-filled-thread-turned-lumpy-mushy-sweet-lovey-dovey-thread Originally by:** Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
Xzar Fyrarr Minmatar Filiolus Of Bellum	Posted - 2009.02.25 20:31:00 - [49] nom nom nom nom nom Garmon mon mon mon mon mon
Grek Forto Malevolent Intentions Dark Solar Empire	Posted - 2009.02.25 20:31:00 - [50] Lol, everybody knows that Azeroth is not only the east continent. It is also the whole planet, duh. Troll Warrior on Forumwar-EU.
Stalina Gallente Deep Space Exploration Squad	Posted - 2009.02.25 21:15:00 - [51] Originally by: Grek Forto Lol, everybody knows that Azeroth is not only the east continent. It is also the whole planet, duh. Troll Warrior on Forumwar-EU. wut? _________________________________
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2009.02.25 21:36:00 - [52] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Originally by: Tsia You do IRL-rage, dare I say even more than you E-Rage. Just because your ass feels like someone stuffed a zucchini up it and your face has rug-burn, it doesn't mean that Nexus was IRL-raging. Could just be that he likes to play rough. zing If I didn't know better, I'd think you're flirting with me.
Amy Mouse	Posted - 2009.02.25 21:55:00 - [53] Edited by: Amy Mouse on 25/02/2009 21:56:45 Or, you could buy a new product from apple, its called iRage. It only costs 900 dollars usd, and when you press the big glowing RED button, you automatically VOTE POMPOUS and it detonates like a nuclear bomb before you decide to change your mind. e:sorry, i forgot to underline.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.25 22:21:00 - [54] Originally by: Amy Mouse Edited by: Amy Mouse on 25/02/2009 21:56:45 Or, you could buy a new product from apple, its called iRage. It only costs 900 dollars usd, and when you press the big glowing RED button, you automatically VOTE POMPOUS and it detonates like a nuclear bomb before you decide to change your mind. e:sorry, i forgot to underline. lol, I like Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Lyris Nairn Caldari Sexy Pirate Club	Posted - 2009.02.25 22:27:00 - [55] Originally by: Grek Forto Troll Warrior on Forumwar-EU. icwatudidthar With all my Love, 'Little Cinnamon'
Beardponderer You're Doing It Wrong	Posted - 2009.02.25 22:30:00 - [56] Nexus sucks huge russian ****. Deitre said so! ----------------------------------------------
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.02.26 02:07:00 - [57] /signed in on the "we hate nexus" thread.. Sorry Nexy, I could have been yours forever but you cheated on me and now your dead to me (in game). NOT a kublai alt. Honest!

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