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Hambonius Omega GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 03:57:00 - [1] HARK! Foul Dark Wizards have thou corruptith the sacred chronicles of the overview settings HamDogBonius the great wolf wizard has summoned his great ally and friend Stahldragon the space dragon of lore to seek rectify this great catastrophe. Come join us man-animals of space on a great journey of wizardry and spaceships. TALLY HO
Achille Corentin Band of Brothers	Posted - 2009.03.03 03:58:00 - [2] Hark! Yone brave knightse of Band of Brothers wille fighte thise beaste
Seadogs08 GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 03:58:00 - [3] Pro click
VCBee2407	Posted - 2009.03.03 03:59:00 - [4] What dark wizardy is thisee? Stahldragon is banished from said quest for wicked tongue lashing
NIxV GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 03:59:00 - [5] Flaming neck beard
Gabe Barr	Posted - 2009.03.03 03:59:00 - [6] Hark tho donest the hat of a space mage whilst FHEJFHfklj;I I got nothing
Luunij Kao	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:00:00 - [7] What Ho! Yon Stahldragon doth light yonder weed with his breath of flame!
Panzram GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:00:00 - [8] this is a terrible thread, you should be ashamed. also that screenshot looks doctored.
Nizar Vao	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:01:00 - [9] I too agree - the great wolf wizard is a force to be reckoned with.
Gommel Nox	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:01:00 - [10] forsooth, let us away!

Hambonius Omega GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:01:00 - [11] Originally by: Panzram this is a terrible thread, you should be ashamed. also that screenshot looks doctored. A TRICKSTER AMONG US trying to sew dissention among this merry band
Achille Corentin Band of Brothers	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:02:00 - [12] Edited by: Achille Corentin on 03/03/2009 04:02:19 rolls a 7 Yark! Mine armouur is vanguished by yonder dragon's wrauth!
Frank McTeague Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:03:00 - [13] How farest thee, brothers? What is going on in thy thread? Verily, I seek the grail, and must be away, anon
Hambonius Omega GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:04:00 - [14] Originally by: Achille Corentin Edited by: Achille Corentin on 03/03/2009 04:02:19 rolls a 7 Yark! Mine armouur is vanguished by yonder dragon's wrauth! Thou art banished from the woods of Delve
Achille Corentin Band of Brothers	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:05:00 - [15] Originally by: Hambonius Omega Originally by: Achille Corentin Edited by: Achille Corentin on 03/03/2009 04:02:19 rolls a 7 Yark! Mine armouur is vanguished by yonder dragon's wrauth! Thou art banished from the woods of Delve Forsooth and hark! My fate is terrible and dishonourable!
Hambonius Omega GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:14:00 - [16] Originally by: Achille Corentin Originally by: Hambonius Omega Originally by: Achille Corentin Edited by: Achille Corentin on 03/03/2009 04:02:19 rolls a 7 Yark! Mine armouur is vanguished by yonder dragon's wrauth! Thou art banished from the woods of Delve Forsooth and hark! My fate is terrible and dishonourable! Nay you have proven yourself brave and boldeth, come with me on my magical dominix to the stars where we will seek the great undock
Cali Storm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:16:00 - [17] Edited by: Cali Storm on 03/03/2009 04:16:29 Surely as the sun doth shine we shall conquer the umbras of the dark shades of the delven woods. Hark, onward ho! I shall light the torch of readiness as we cast aside the eidolons of damnation. Verily we art a merry band of vagabonds. I will mount my trusty enyo of regret.
Val Streth Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:21:00 - [18] Good day fair space knights. I shall mount my steely steed and join you on this quest of honour.
Hambonius Omega GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:22:00 - [19] Originally by: Cali Storm Edited by: Cali Storm on 03/03/2009 04:16:29 Surely as the sun doth shine we shall conquer the umbras of the dark shades of the delven woods. Hark, onward ho! I shall light the torch of readiness as we cast aside the eidolons of damnation. Verily we art a merry band of vagabonds. I will mount my trusty enyo of regret. A Space Stoat Bard approaches, soothing our weary ears with it's wonderful talecraft. Come dear Stoat, join us on our way to the great stars of New Edeneth
Hambonius Omega GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:24:00 - [20] Originally by: Val Streth Good day fair space knights. I shall mount my steely steed and join you on this quest of honour. A dear Val Streth, the Dark sunglassed Mermaid who's terrible cloak and keen eyes have savedeth us from many a hotdroppeths

Val Streth Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:29:00 - [21] Originally by: Hambonius Omega Originally by: Val Streth Good day fair space knights. I shall mount my steely steed and join you on this quest of honour. A dear Val Streth, the Dark sunglassed Mermaid who's terrible cloak and keen eyes have savedeth us from many a hotdroppeths My cloak and eyes are yours to command once more on this quest of quests. I have stored many a dancing maiden in my steed making for countless nights of merriment on our journey. I shall not fail our deed.
true enjoyment GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:38:00 - [22] Edited by: true enjoyment on 03/03/2009 04:41:55 Edited by: true enjoyment on 03/03/2009 04:40:22 "Help!" The cry came from off to the left of Hambonius and was filled with panic, as if the woman who had made it had been cut off by her own shortness of breath. Quickly drawing his magic smoking staff, he floated as quickly as his enchantments would carry him towards the source of the sound. Within a few moments, he was nearly bowled over by a stout, hook-nosed woman. Her hair was wild from her flight and adorned with bits of forest litter. Her face was pale and plump and she had a wild look in her eye. "Please save me!" she said, putting her arms on the surprised Hambonius and shaking him. Not missing a beat, Hambonius telepathically called for his companion, the Great Wurm Stalhregen. A great rush of air came from above as the dragon extended its wings in its landing approach, stirring up a maelstrom of twigs, leaves and debris. Hambonius covered his eyes and blinked at the dirt. The woman's already tortured courage failed and she fainted, twisting into a heap on the ground. "Finally." Hambonius breathed, weaving arcane symbols into the air. "I thought I'd never catch her. Delve is a pretty big forest, brosef!" Stalhregen said. Hambonius' spell completed with a clap and Stalhregen was shape-shifted into a snake. He immediately slithered between the folds of the woman's clothes and into her body and began forcing his way through her cervix into her uterus. The woman began to stir. She looked sleepily at the wizard standing over her and, after a bemused instant, began clutching in agony at her stomach. She looked at Hambonius with terror in her eyes before unceremoniously shambling to her feet. Stahlregen had begun to lay his eggs within her - because he was facing into the woman, he had to vomit his eggs into her through his mouth. His tail could be seen poking out of the woman's dress. Frantically, the woman tried to pull the Great Wurm out of her, but his scales dug deep into her guts and she cried out in pain. She screamed some sounds, probably meaning for them to be words but twisted by her agony into crude, animal language sounds. She took one last pleading look at the wizard before running off into the dark forest of Delve. She had gotten almost out of sight when Stahlregen laid his last egg and released his grip, falling out of the woman's body and bouncing painfully against the ground. Their competition had come to an end. Stalhregen had indeed mated with a human woman before Hambonius, although she would later die tragically as his hatchlings devoured her from the inside, but not before the Great Wizard and the Great Wurm's companions were through with her.
Hambonius Omega GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:45:00 - [23] Originally by: true enjoyment Edited by: true enjoyment on 03/03/2009 04:41:55 Edited by: true enjoyment on 03/03/2009 04:40:22 "Help!" The cry came from off to the left of Hambonius and was filled with panic, as if the woman who had made it had been cut off by her own shortness of breath. Quickly drawing his magic smoking staff, he floated as quickly as his enchantments would carry him towards the source of the sound. Within a few moments, he was nearly bowled over by a stout, hook-nosed woman. Her hair was wild from her flight and adorned with bits of forest litter. Her face was pale and plump and she had a wild look in her eye. "Please save me!" she said, putting her arms on the surprised Hambonius and shaking him. Not missing a beat, Hambonius telepathically called for his companion, the Great Wurm Stalhregen. A great rush of air came from above as the dragon extended its wings in its landing approach, stirring up a maelstrom of twigs, leaves and debris. Hambonius covered his eyes and blinked at the dirt. The woman's already tortured courage failed and she fainted, twisting into a heap on the ground. "Finally." Hambonius breathed, weaving arcane symbols into the air. "I thought I'd never catch her. Delve is a pretty big forest, brosef!" Stalhregen said. Hambonius' spell completed with a clap and Stalhregen was shape-shifted into a snake. He immediately slithered between the folds of the woman's clothes and into her body and began forcing his way through her cervix into her uterus. The woman began to stir. She looked sleepily at the wizard standing over her and, after a bemused instant, began clutching in agony at her stomach. She looked at Hambonius with terror in her eyes before unceremoniously shambling to her feet. Stahlregen had begun to lay his eggs within her - because he was facing into the woman, he had to vomit his eggs into her through his mouth. His tail could be seen poking out of the woman's dress. Frantically, the woman tried to pull the Great Wurm out of her, but his scales dug deep into her guts and she cried out in pain. She screamed some sounds, probably meaning for them to be words but twisted by her agony into crude, animal language sounds. She took one last pleading look at the wizard before running off into the dark forest of Delve. She had gotten almost out of sight when Stahlregen laid his last egg and released his grip, falling out of the woman's body and bouncing painfully against the ground. Their competition had come to an end. Stalhregen had indeed mated with a human woman before Hambonius, although she would later die tragically as his hatchlings devoured her from the inside, but not before the Great Wizard and the Great Wurm's companions were through with her. Hark! it is True Enjoyment, the dyslexic octopus, who is horrible with names
true enjoyment GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.03.03 04:51:00 - [24] hark i slither my way out of your pocket and begin to climb your robes with my tentacles
Corelous Alterrian Amarr Beyond Evil and Good United Star Federation	Posted - 2009.03.03 06:32:00 - [25] Where do you get your pot?!


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