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Caldari Citizen4714
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Posted - 2009.03.05 23:11:00 -
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Bear with me as I'm poking fun at the game I can't stop playing...
Playing EVE is like running a chat program sitting on top of an excel spreadsheet with a chess game running in the background that has a rule set that makes D&D look like tic-tac-toe, and the other players are out to get you.
Try and top that with equal or fewer words!
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Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.03.05 23:16:00 -
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eve is to defeat pirates and fight the good fight
visit my blog for my adventures
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Fyrewyre
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Posted - 2009.03.05 23:33:00 -
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EVE is like yourself trying to chop off your own fingers.
You don't want to but you cant help trying.
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"Never let anyone stop you having fun"
Mad Snoz, leeds |
Artimis Scout
Caldari
Wormhole Cartography
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Posted - 2009.03.05 23:38:00 -
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Edited by: Artimis Scout on 05/03/2009 23:38:44
Eve is like playing Monopoly except you get to punch the other players and take thier money.
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ShardowRhino
Caldari
Legion 0f The Damned
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Posted - 2009.03.05 23:39:00 -
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 Originally by: Fyrewyre
EVE is like yourself trying to chop off your own fingers.
You don't want to but you cant help trying.
did you learn to type using your feet??
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Fyrewyre
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Posted - 2009.03.05 23:41:00 -
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Originally by: ShardowRhino
Originally by: Fyrewyre
EVE is like yourself trying to chop off your own fingers.
You don't want to but you cant help trying.
did you learn to type using your feet??
No I enlisted my mum
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"Never let anyone stop you having fun"
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Caldari Citizen4714
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Posted - 2009.03.11 14:40:00 -
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Originally by: Fyrewyre
EVE is like yourself trying to chop off your own fingers.
You don't want to but you cant help trying.
You might need to see a doctor.
And not about your fingers either...
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Cromzor
Caldari
Darkstorm Command
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.03.11 14:43:00 -
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Edited by: Cromzor on 11/03/2009 14:42:58
I think this is what the OP is looking for...
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online
You'll never get better, dont even try. :)
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Xailia
Unsteady Corporation
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Posted - 2009.03.11 14:46:00 -
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EVE is a second job. 
"The sky above the port was the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel."
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr
Shadow Command
Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.11 14:47:00 -
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EVE is like walking through a cardiovascular ward eating a Big Mac dipped in lard...
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Caldari Citizen4714
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Posted - 2009.03.11 14:48:00 -
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Originally by: Cromzor
Edited by: Cromzor on 11/03/2009 14:42:58
I think this is what the OP is looking for...
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online
You'll never get better, dont even try. :)
There's no question, Yahtzee does a better job at length.
But brevity is the soul of wit.
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Grimpak
Gallente
Celestial Horizon Corp.
I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.03.11 14:52:00 -
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EVE is like playing cat and mouse in a cage full of hungry lions.
and you're it
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The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Caldari Citizen4714
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Posted - 2009.03.11 14:55:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak
EVE is like playing cat and mouse in a cage full of hungry lions.
and you're it
Not bad, not bad.
Sounds like you're in a small corp in 0.0 stuck between big alliances. How's my guess?
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Ranger 1
Amarr
Dynaverse Corporation
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Posted - 2009.03.11 14:56:00 -
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Eve is a bit like trying to hand scrub the floor of a prison shower.
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* Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon bombed him at Pearl Harbor. - Beast Boy |
Ranger 1
Amarr
Dynaverse Corporation
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Posted - 2009.03.11 14:58:00 -
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Originally by: Ranger 1
Eve is a bit like trying to hand scrub the floor of a prison shower.
Or...
Eve has more ups and downs than a cheerleader on prom night.
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* Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon bombed him at Pearl Harbor. - Beast Boy |
Grimpak
Gallente
Celestial Horizon Corp.
I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.03.11 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Caldari Citizen4714
Sounds like you're in a small corp in 0.0 stuck between big alliances. How's my guess?
eh no.
just 5 years of EVE experience
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Anelia Darkdust
Minmatar
Mental Health Institute
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Posted - 2009.03.11 15:15:00 -
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EVE is like playing Risk, except you are one of the pieces.
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VoiceInTheDesert
Zebra Corp
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2009.03.11 15:54:00 -
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Originally by: Cromzor
Edited by: Cromzor on 11/03/2009 14:42:58
I think this is what the OP is looking for...
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online
You'll never get better, dont even try. :)
I love Yahtzee, but I was sad to see him try the game and play like a solo carebear (no corp, no pvp, nothing but missions) and then wonder why he was bored. It was disappointing :(
Also, this thread amuses me, carry on.
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DHB FooFighter
Dark Knights of Deneb
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.03.11 15:57:00 -
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yes i know its old, but still.
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Dirk Wengley
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Posted - 2009.03.11 15:58:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Wengley on 11/03/2009 15:58:36
Edited by: Dirk Wengley on 11/03/2009 15:58:16
It's like an awesome party...that you're watching through a pair of binoculars 
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Caldari Citizen4714
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Posted - 2009.03.11 21:03:00 -
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Originally by: DHB FooFighter
yes i know its old, but still.
I didn't even have to click that to know what it was.
Sadly (for growing the player base) it's still very true.
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