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Weirda
Minmatar
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.03.07 23:01:00 -
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Edited by: Weirda on 07/03/2009 23:04:54
Queens of the Stone Age
Recruitment Memorandum
In effort of bolster EUTZ number, Weirda pass following from fellow Daysleeping Queen:
 Originally by: "gnarouh"
Queens of the Stone Age
"I'm not much of man, by the light of the day, but by night im one hell of a lover"
-Frank n Further "Rocky horror picture show"
Who: Rote Kapelle alliance
What: Small gang pvp, roams through low sec and 0.0
Where: Syndicate, and nearby lowsec.
How: We're a friendly bunch of selfsufficiant pilots, who play eve to pvp. Our manlove goes to 11. The athmosphere is light bordering creapy while docked, and disciplined on ops*
We're currently looking to boost our ranks with more hot euro pilots who:
- Adult 18+ (we take our man love serious)
- Have 6 months in eve. We do offer advice to newbies (god knows i get it everyday) but we dont cardboard the game for you.
- If you feel you know everything there is to know in the world, have a bellybutton** of gold, and like to point that out alot, you need not apply.
- Like a challenge (10 of us 20 of them doesn't mean automatic withdrawl.)
- Have a sense of humor, even when your dying.
Why:
Though we have a smaller solid EU base, we are mainly looking to bolster our EU TZ as us poor euro pilots have to stay up at night to get in the real fun fights with the jankies. We want to show the americans that we're good for more than being cannon fodder. We have good logistical carrier support in corp and alliance JF's running round the clock to support our frontlines when needed.
QotSA doesn't do bull****, we just kill stuff and have a funky time.
Our CEO is a stranger to pronouns.
Between QotSA and the rest of Rote Kapelle, you'll get a chance to fly with some of the best small-gang pilots in the game and to experience and experiment with a wide range of tactics.
Sometimes we're subtle, sneaky and deceptive, other times we may choose to practice the Scot-Fu way: drunkenly alpha-ing the living **** out of everything in sight and occasionally exploding magnificently because our tanks consist entirely of gyros.
Where to find us:
In-game channel -> QotSA
Pink Forum -> HERE
Killboard -> THERE
*You allowed to be you, but when the **** hits the fan, we want people who knows how to threat a communication line.
**Bellybuttons are sexy
Join Today!
Originally by: "gnarouh"
allso did anyone spell check it.. immaforrina you know
nope
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weirda
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Alenar Rumanev
Minmatar
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.03.07 23:28:00 -
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Link to the epic SHC threadnaught which is devouring our recruitment section.
<3 you all, give Bacci and the STIM guys some manlub for me.
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Weirda
Minmatar
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.03.08 15:52:00 -
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Thank you Alenar! There plenty of Manlove for all!
Keep those "forrina" coming please! 
Fact: QotSA/Rote Kapelle involve in lot of great small gang warfare! Come and enjoy today (see killboard for detail)!
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weirda
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Sykes
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.03.08 22:21:00 -
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Sick of so-called PvP corps who will only engage at 5:1 odds with at least half a dozen Falcons in support?
We **** on 'em.
Come join us, you'll probably explode a lot, but other people will explode a great deal more and you'll have some wicked fun ...
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Weirda
Minmatar
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.03.09 21:42:00 -
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QotSA still recruit! Apocrypha may change lot of thing, but QotSA will only get stronger!
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weirda
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Scots Crusader
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.03.13 15:13:00 -
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Remember in the process of taking manlove to 11 we push the boundries of common sense and decency.It is the way we roll. Come join in the fun.
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O wad some power, the giftie gie us,
To see oursels as ithers see |
Scots Crusader
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.03.14 12:21:00 -
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In the beginning there was darkness.
And Weirda said, "Let there be PVP!"
And there was PVP and PVP was good!!
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O wad some power, the giftie gie us,
To see oursels as ithers see |
Scots Crusader
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.03.21 12:11:00 -
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We wish to be top!!!!
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O wad some power, the giftie gie us,
To see oursels as ithers see |
Scots Crusader
Queens of the Stone Age
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2009.03.22 10:23:00 -
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WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary ...
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary ...
Day 983 of my captivity ...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously ******ed.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now
Back to the top we go!!
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O wad some power, the giftie gie us,
To see oursels as ithers see |
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