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Admiral Dreadnaught
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Posted - 2009.03.15 02:15:00 -
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- Give them stations to tank with
- Make them warp away
Add your own!
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Anton Marx
Caldari Warhamsters Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.03.15 02:19:00 -
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give them forum access so they can whine their way through by making EVE devs change stuff in their favour DESTROYED
Against ALL Authorities ?????! (c) Ivan Wise |
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2009.03.15 02:19:00 -
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I think you're going the wrong direction with this, myself. We should be thinking of how to make mission NPC's more like carebears. Course, they're already pretty close. They all have the same unbelievably impractical fits and tactics, anyhow. But we could go one up.
Just have them send hate mails everytime you kill an NPC. Stress the curse words, personal threats, and every second sentence have the individual threaten to report you for griefing.
Before Wormholes
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Ephemeron
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.15 02:57:00 -
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*) make them trash talk in local if you don't engage them *) make them trash talk in local if you do engage them *) make them recount all the ways they killed you in the past to remind you what a noob you are
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Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.15 03:09:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Dreadnaught
Add your own!
No. Screw that. We already recently had to add painters and in some cases webs that lowered our shield tanking. Not to even mention any MWD or AB. Now you want us to lose another friggin tank slot for a mandatory Disrupter? Sure, as long you force armor tankers to lose two or more low slots.
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Lochmar Fiendhiem
Caldari Quicksilver Industries and Painful Effects Inc.
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Posted - 2009.03.15 03:10:00 -
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give them cyno jammers and jump bridges. Also free bpos and faction bpcs.
As well as more npc space.
Originally by: Halkin bob is dead, goons are great, cheese is cheesy, there we go no need for any more threads
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.03.15 04:24:00 -
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Originally by: Soporo
Originally by: Admiral Dreadnaught
Add your own!
No. Screw that. We already recently had to add painters and in some cases webs that lowered our shield tanking. Not to even mention any MWD or AB. Now you want us to lose another friggin tank slot for a mandatory Disrupter? Sure, as long you force armor tankers to lose two or more low slots.
heres a thought
sleepers are supposed to be like PVP.
PVE ships fail at PVP.
what SHOULD you bring to PVP?
(also, armor tank like all the real races do)
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Madeiner
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Posted - 2009.03.15 04:49:00 -
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I say, make them logoff if they think they can't beat you :P
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Agent Unknown
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.03.15 04:50:00 -
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Originally by: Madeiner I say, make them logoff if they think they can't beat you :P
OHGOD logoffski...
Anyway...in other news, experts say that the OP is 99% likely to be trolling. ----------------------------------- "What can go wrong, will go wrong."
Originally by: CCP Fallout
And yelling is bad. It makes the baby Jesus cry and when the baby Jesus cries I'm forced to lock threads |
AKULA UrQuan
Caldari Druuge Crimson Corporation
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Posted - 2009.03.15 05:09:00 -
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Edited by: AKULA UrQuan on 15/03/2009 05:12:26
- Give them all cloaks. One frig stays cloaked smacking local 23/7.
- Sleepers missed the memmo that speed fits where nerfed. 10km/sec cruiser fun for them.
- They seem to always know the POS PW....and know how to offline them.
- Sleepers only pop ongrid with 2:1 odds on their side.
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Tkar vonBiggendorf
Gallente Snake Eyes Inc
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Posted - 2009.03.15 05:17:00 -
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Have them petition the GMs for ship losses, so the GMs can respawn the Sleeper fleet while your fleet is busy looting the wrecks.
I promise nothingÖ. --CCP Prism X |
Nova Fox
Gallente Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.03.15 05:39:00 -
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make them chase players after they warp away. =============
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MenanceWhite
Amarr SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2009.03.15 06:26:00 -
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Edited by: MenanceWhite on 15/03/2009 06:26:08 make every engagement spawn at least enough jamming sleeper cruisers at 200km away so that at 60% of your gang always stays permajammed. ---
Originally by: Torfi There's alot. That can be done. With.. corpses
Originally by: Oveur
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Ephemeron
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.15 06:47:00 -
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add free Falcon for every Sleeper gang
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Kora Zilesti
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Posted - 2009.03.15 06:52:00 -
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Have more warp in the moment when you engage.
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Celeste Coeval
The Gosimer and Scarab Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2009.03.15 06:56:00 -
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Originally by: Anton Marx give them forum access so they can whine their way through by making EVE devs change stuff in their favour
Originally by: Lance Fighter This is either a troll or a noob... Ill take the noob route. |
Kora Zilesti
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Posted - 2009.03.15 06:57:00 -
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Give them drones.
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James Malice
Gallente Legion Of Mad Cats
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Posted - 2009.03.15 07:13:00 -
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Originally by: Kora Zilesti Give them drones.
they ARE drones
Originally by: MooKids I like them, I have an elite rating in HULL TANKING! That is like saying I can block punches with my face.
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Holy Lowlander
Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.03.15 07:21:00 -
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hire alot of chinese people who all play one of the sleepers so that they behave as real people (as they are real people) =D,
then allow sleepers to refit so that you also have a chance to come across a lolfit sleeper etc.
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AKULA UrQuan
Caldari Druuge Crimson Corporation
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Posted - 2009.03.15 07:27:00 -
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Yell, "BOO!" in local and they'll despawn. |
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Arkhan Bayne
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Posted - 2009.03.15 08:12:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Dreadnaught
- Give them stations to tank with
- Make them warp away
Add your own!
make them post "omg nerf xyz" threads on the forums? :P
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LaVista Vista
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Posted - 2009.03.15 08:14:00 -
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Originally by: Arkhan Bayne
Originally by: Admiral Dreadnaught
- Give them stations to tank with
- Make them warp away
Add your own!
make them post "omg nerf xyz" threads on the forums? :P
To be more specific, it's:
"ZOMG NERF FALCONS" and "OMG THE CSM IS USELESS"
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Isede Nori
Amarr A.W.M
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Posted - 2009.03.15 09:19:00 -
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make them hotdrop you with 4-5 carriers when you get just one battleship anywhere near their location
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Feilamya
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.03.15 09:50:00 -
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Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon I think you're going the wrong direction with this, myself. We should be thinking of how to make mission NPC's more like carebears. Course, they're already pretty close. They all have the same unbelievably impractical fits and tactics, anyhow. But we could go one up.
- Make them use specific damage types and hardeners against certain types of carebears. For example, Guristas would deal EM damage and tank vs. kinetic
- Make them shoot the wrecks of their fallen comrades so you can't salvage/loot them
- Make them not go into highsec, because that's where the evil carebears are that will slaughter them.
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Noveron
Caldari StarFleet Enterprises StarFleet Federation
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Posted - 2009.03.15 10:05:00 -
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- Make them smacktalk in local? ---
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Wet Ferret
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Posted - 2009.03.15 10:26:00 -
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Make them complain after they blow up all the carebears and they stop coming out to die.
But, yeah. These forums seriously need some indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. |
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2009.03.15 10:27:00 -
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Originally by: Feilamya
Originally by: Ruze Ahkor'Murkon I think you're going the wrong direction with this, myself. We should be thinking of how to make mission NPC's more like carebears. Course, they're already pretty close. They all have the same unbelievably impractical fits and tactics, anyhow. But we could go one up.
- Make them use specific damage types and hardeners against certain types of carebears. For example, Guristas would deal EM damage and tank vs. kinetic
- Make them shoot the wrecks of their fallen comrades so you can't salvage/loot them
- Make them not go into highsec, because that's where the evil carebears are that will slaughter them.
That would be hilarious.
News
- Pirate NPC's around the galaxy have stopped venturing into hisec. After numerous forum threads and a long campaign by the NPC CSM, one poster is recorded to saying, "I ****ing quit! Those psychotic *****es ****ing blow up my ship every god damn day. They steal my salvage, they min out my roids, they even ****ing kill our pour indy haulers. Every hisec gate is just camped by these ******s." Many have petitioned to have combat and security rules changed to allow them protection under CONCORD, and consider missioners no better than 'lame griefers who live in their momma's basement'.
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Muhir Yasen
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Posted - 2009.03.15 10:57:00 -
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Originally by: MenanceWhite make every engagement spawn at least enough jamming sleeper cruisers at 200km away so that at 60% of your gang always stays permajammed.
i like this idea lots :D
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Gwendion
Gallente Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.03.15 11:10:00 -
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They should sit at the wormhole with 20 BSs and 10 or so carriers with fighters out waiting for you, then pod you as soon as you enter. -----------------------------------
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Esu Nahalas
The Night Corporation
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Posted - 2009.03.15 11:21:00 -
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The Sleepers who think they're the best must post a thread asking if girls play EVE every couple of weeks.
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