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Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
62
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Posted - 2012.04.29 18:35:00 -
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Greetings MD people,
With Burn Jita winding down and Hulkageddon getting started I've run into a little problem. I have sec status to burn but little ISK to have fun with. I am looking to raise 2B in order to buy 20 fitted Tornados and this is where you get to help with the carnage. I am offering 20 sponsorship spots at 100M each.
This is what you will get for your support.
A. I will name the ship after the sponsor that helped purchase it.
B. I will create a pastebin account in order to post any rage mails that I get so that you can share in the fun.
C. At the end of Hulkaggedon each sponsor will get a cut of the ISK from loot/salvage and rewards/bounties that I get from the kills and the posting of rage mails. For example I made 500M from the Ice Interdiction just from rage and bounties put on my head.
Below is the list of sponsors.
1.  Tekota
^^See what I did there?^^
2. Secret Admirer 1
3. Secret Admirer 1
4. Secret Admirer 1
5. Secret Admirer 1
6. Secret Admirer 1
7. Secret Admirer 2
8.
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20.
Do not send any ISK just yet. I am freeing up a character slot to make a neutral alt for people to send the ISK to. I will update this post in 10 hours with the characters name when the slot frees up.
If you would like for your support to be a secret please send me a mail and I will reserve you a spot.
Please help me free these Hulks from the shackles of mining hell. |
Tekota
The Freighter Factory
267
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Posted - 2012.04.29 18:39:00 -
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My name is Tekota, and I approve this message. |
Lauren Hellfury
Full Pocket Aggro
328
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Posted - 2012.04.29 19:54:00 -
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Go on.... Stick me down for a hat-trick. But you have to mail the victim stating that I made it possble.
Forward me a copy of each mail and there could well be repeat custom 
Oh and ships must be named "watch local"
ps. and balls to your special character. I made happy throbbing insertions to you!
Help rid New Eden of T2 BPOs:-áhttps://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=62797
The Full Pocket Aggro blog:-á http://fullpocketaggro.blogspot.com/
Now showing: The incursion situation |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
62
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Posted - 2012.04.29 20:44:00 -
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Thank you Lauren for upthrusting ISK to make timely wallet throbbing. |
hajduk21
Pirate Club
3
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Posted - 2012.04.30 05:03:00 -
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sign me up |
Liberty Eternal
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
70
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Posted - 2012.04.30 12:54:00 -
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Ariana DeSoto wrote:
With Burn Jita winding down
What, already? |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
235
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Posted - 2012.04.30 13:24:00 -
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Liberty Eternal wrote:Ariana DeSoto wrote:
With Burn Jita winding down
What, already?
4 days for a 1 day event seems pretty reasonable to me. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
235
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Posted - 2012.04.30 13:36:00 -
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Btw, Arianna, would you be willing to add a few interesting conditions?
I'm an RPer; I would be willing to toss you a hundred million ISK if, for the duration of the life of that ship, you are an RPer too.
By that, I mean I want the ship named after Master Sansha Kuvakei. I would like you to post in character as a Sansha's Nation loyalist. I would like you to remain in character for all tearlogs generated, and for those logs to be made public.
Up for it? :D |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
63
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Posted - 2012.04.30 16:17:00 -
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hajduk21 wrote:sign me up
Thanks hajd, your name has been added. |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
63
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Posted - 2012.04.30 16:19:00 -
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Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Btw, Arianna, would you be willing to add a few interesting conditions?
I'm an RPer; I would be willing to toss you a hundred million ISK if, for the duration of the life of that ship, you are an RPer too.
By that, I mean I want the ship named after Master Sansha Kuvakei. I would like you to post in character as a Sansha's Nation loyalist. I would like you to remain in character for all tearlogs generated, and for those logs to be made public.
Up for it? :D
Thank you for your interest. While I'm willing to change the name of the ship I'll have to pass on the RP. I can't even RP an intergalactic smartass properly. Ask around, people find me to be friendly and helpful. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
235
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Posted - 2012.04.30 16:23:00 -
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Ariana DeSoto wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Btw, Arianna, would you be willing to add a few interesting conditions?
I'm an RPer; I would be willing to toss you a hundred million ISK if, for the duration of the life of that ship, you are an RPer too.
By that, I mean I want the ship named after Master Sansha Kuvakei. I would like you to post in character as a Sansha's Nation loyalist. I would like you to remain in character for all tearlogs generated, and for those logs to be made public.
Up for it? :D Thank you for your interest. While I'm willing to change the name of the ship I'll have to pass on the RP. I can't even RP an intergalactic smartass properly. Ask around, people find me to be friendly and helpful.
Oh, you don't have to do it seriously. A few 'For Nations!' in local, and telling them that they got blown up because they are supporting the military/industrial complex of the four CONCORD signatories, and explaining to them that you are harvesting the crews of their destroyed hulks so that they can be brought to The Master and you are good to go. |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
63
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Posted - 2012.04.30 16:28:00 -
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Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Ariana DeSoto wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Btw, Arianna, would you be willing to add a few interesting conditions?
I'm an RPer; I would be willing to toss you a hundred million ISK if, for the duration of the life of that ship, you are an RPer too.
By that, I mean I want the ship named after Master Sansha Kuvakei. I would like you to post in character as a Sansha's Nation loyalist. I would like you to remain in character for all tearlogs generated, and for those logs to be made public.
Up for it? :D Thank you for your interest. While I'm willing to change the name of the ship I'll have to pass on the RP. I can't even RP an intergalactic smartass properly. Ask around, people find me to be friendly and helpful. Oh, you don't have to do it seriously. A few 'For Nations!' in local, and telling them that they got blown up because they are supporting the military/industrial complex of the four CONCORD signatories, and explaining to them that you are harvesting the crews of their destroyed hulks so that they can be brought to The Master and you are good to go.
LMAO. Ok, you got a deal. I'll add your name to the list. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
235
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Posted - 2012.04.30 16:31:00 -
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Ariana DeSoto wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Ariana DeSoto wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Btw, Arianna, would you be willing to add a few interesting conditions?
I'm an RPer; I would be willing to toss you a hundred million ISK if, for the duration of the life of that ship, you are an RPer too.
By that, I mean I want the ship named after Master Sansha Kuvakei. I would like you to post in character as a Sansha's Nation loyalist. I would like you to remain in character for all tearlogs generated, and for those logs to be made public.
Up for it? :D Thank you for your interest. While I'm willing to change the name of the ship I'll have to pass on the RP. I can't even RP an intergalactic smartass properly. Ask around, people find me to be friendly and helpful. Oh, you don't have to do it seriously. A few 'For Nations!' in local, and telling them that they got blown up because they are supporting the military/industrial complex of the four CONCORD signatories, and explaining to them that you are harvesting the crews of their destroyed hulks so that they can be brought to The Master and you are good to go. LMAO. Ok, you got a deal. I'll add your name to the list.
I'll ship you the ISK as soon as I get home from work.
Remember to tell them that "There is no Death in Nation". If any of them seriously consider joining up, direct them to me and you can keep my share of the loot. :D |
Salamah Al-Hur
Tri-Gen Industries
1
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Posted - 2012.04.30 23:18:00 -
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It might be strange for me to want to support this, seeing as I am primarily a miner, but I want to see the tears. Put me down for the last seven slots. Public tears please. Ship names TBD, I've got to think of something good.
EDIT: ISK will be sent once I am on the list, just in case it's not okay with you to take the rest of the slots. |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
63
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Posted - 2012.04.30 23:30:00 -
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UPDATE:
Ten Tornados and fittings have been purchased. I am waiting for a friend to deliver them and then I'll be ready to rock. I have created a pastebin account and when I figure it out I'll post a link. |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
63
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Posted - 2012.04.30 23:33:00 -
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UPDATE 2:
All spots have been filled. Thank you to everyone that appreciates random carnage.  |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
235
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Posted - 2012.05.01 01:58:00 -
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I just sent you the ISK. Godspeed, little goony! |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
64
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Posted - 2012.05.01 04:12:00 -
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UPDATE 3:
All ISK has been received. Purchased 10 more Tornados and I'm just waiting for them to be delivered. If everything goes according to plan then the mayhem will kick off tomorrow. |
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
676
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Posted - 2012.05.01 05:40:00 -
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Why Tornadoes when everybody use 2 Catalysts / Thrashers for a fraction of the cost?
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Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
64
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Posted - 2012.05.01 12:03:00 -
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Vaerah Vahrokha wrote:Why Tornadoes when everybody use 2 Catalysts / Thrashers for a fraction of the cost?
I like Tornados. They are sex on toast with butter and strawberry jam. |
MailDeadDrop
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
28
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Posted - 2012.05.01 17:11:00 -
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Vaerah Vahrokha wrote:Why Tornadoes when everybody use 2 Catalysts / Thrashers for a fraction of the cost?
Ariana DeSoto wrote:I like Tornados. They are sex on toast with butter and strawberry jam.
Jam? How gauche. True aficionados prefer strawberry preserves, if one insists upon strawberries. For the utmost in toast sweet toppings, I recommend apricot preserves. (As an added bonus, apricots fit the Amarr color scheme!)
MDD |
Lauren Hellfury
Full Pocket Aggro
330
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Posted - 2012.05.01 18:44:00 -
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Cute.... Those born with true taste rather than simply trying to fashion themselves with the veneer of sophistication know that what you really need is a good conserve.
ps. First one to mention "jelly" gets a swift knee to the happy-sacks.
Help rid New Eden of T2 BPOs:-áhttps://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=62797
The Full Pocket Aggro blog:-á http://fullpocketaggro.blogspot.com/
Now showing: The incursion situation |
MailDeadDrop
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
28
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Posted - 2012.05.01 19:17:00 -
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Amusingly, your reply led me to: United States Standards for Grades of Fruit Preserves (Jams)
I submit that "conserve" merely indicates the speaker is of European origin, and not indicative of any greater or lesser palate sophistication than American enjoyers of preserves.
BTW, we are far afield of the OP.
MDD |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2012.05.01 19:19:00 -
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Why do my threads always take a left turn into Strangelandia?  |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
236
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Posted - 2012.05.01 19:20:00 -
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Ariana DeSoto wrote:Why do my threads always take a left turn into Strangelandia?
Okay, back on topic. Where are our tears! :D |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2012.05.01 19:25:00 -
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Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Ariana DeSoto wrote:Why do my threads always take a left turn into Strangelandia? Okay, back on topic. Where are our tears! :D
I was ready to go this morning until I experienced gankus interruptus by a phone call from my mother in law. All will be told in my after action report. |
MailDeadDrop
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
28
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Posted - 2012.05.01 19:30:00 -
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Ariana DeSoto wrote:Why do my threads always take a left turn into Strangelandia?
First, without wishing to appear unduly cruel, perhaps, dear Ariana, it is because you bring out the freak in us?
Second, in a forum notorious for references to the waffles, pancakes, and maple syrup markets, is it truly "Strangelandia" to find us in a discourse on sweet spreads for toast?
And third, do you intend to share the pastebin pages with the general MD readership, or are you intending to limit those to the investors (at least initially)?
MDD |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2012.05.01 19:55:00 -
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MailDeadDrop wrote:Ariana DeSoto wrote:Why do my threads always take a left turn into Strangelandia? First, without wishing to appear unduly cruel, perhaps, dear Ariana, it is because you bring out the freak in us? Second, in a forum notorious for references to the waffles, pancakes, and maple syrup markets, is it truly "Strangelandia" to find us in a discourse on sweet spreads for toast? And third, do you intend to share the pastebin pages with the general MD readership, or are you intending to limit those to the investors (at least initially)? MDD
First: No offense was taken. I do tend to bring out the freak in people. Even in real life. 
Second: I made a fortune from maple syrup futures.
Third: All the fun will be shared with the public. I just need to find the time and targets. |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2012.05.02 17:31:00 -
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Update of major fail. Tekota's Revenge suffered an untimely demise at the hands of some really frickin fast police. I almost had the alpha but the police are quick in a 0.9 system and I needed a second volley.
Here is a couple of links for you:
http://pastebin.com/KDhEZRHT
http://pastebin.com/b2vc6Cqj |
Ariana DeSoto
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2012.05.02 21:08:00 -
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This was from the other day. The amount of abuse a ganker gets is just shocking. Don't those evil bears understand that I have feelings? I was bored and made a joke in local and dude goes batshit crazy. Enjoy.
http://pastebin.com/3SkZxC3n |
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