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O Thief
Amarr The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:32:00 -
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Morning all!
And a fine morning it is too. The sun is shining and the air is crisp. Or so I read on the internet from my parents basement.
Anyway, you will all be aware of what happened in Delve recently in this internet spaceship game of ours. Some alliance got disbanded and there was a rather 'blobby' POS spam. They also camped a station.
All very impressive. But why did they do that? Well, it was for a few reasons. Here they are:
1) Kill BoB 2) Take lots of nice space 3) Make lots of nice ISK from high-end moons
There were 3 regions up for grabs, and lot of lovely ISK from moon income. But there was a problem - the pesky AAA-wagon was assaulting Goon space. The risk was - if Goons went all out in Delve, AAA-wagon would take all their old space and moons, meaning they wouldn't actually gain very much (if anything).
Oh noes!
But Goons counted that AAA would try to come to the rescue of BoB and not take the regions of Paragon Soul, Estoria, Feyth, Tenerifis, Omist, and some others I can't remember. The total moon income is about 300bn a month, you see. Losing this is officially 'not good'.
So anyway, AAA-wagon did take all that space (and moons), and the POS spam continued in Delve whilst Goons spammed COAD with threads about how terrible AAA are as allies, because they didn't do what Goons wanted and leave their space alone.
So, onto the results - lets remember there were 3 regions, and 400bn ISK a month up for grabs. And BoB to kill.
The question is: who won the war? Lets see...
Goons: Lost 4 regions, have so far gained 2 regions, +100bn a month in moon income. Overall about a draw, then, especially considering their new monthly fuel bill.
BoB: Lost 3 regions and all those moons, definately the raw end of the deal. But still alive, and now back with the BoB ticker again. This has made Goons very, very angry as evidenced by 12,000 posts a day about it on this forum.
AAA-wagon: Gained 4 regions, lost nothing, gained 300bn a month of moon income.
Clearly, by any reasonable measure, the winners of this war are the AAA-wagon, and BoB have just been resurrected thanks to special devsploits. Meaning the goal of killing them has, I am sorry to say, failed.
Goons/PL - you may now spam this thread and unleash your trolling and/or damage control.
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Viper ShizzIe
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:33:00 -
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I won the war.
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Xikulis
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:34:00 -
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Originally by: Viper ****zIe I won the war.
Once again, QFT.
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Nicholas Barker
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers Reloaded
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:35:00 -
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Edited by: Nicholas Barker on 24/03/2009 10:36:39 Edited by: Nicholas Barker on 24/03/2009 10:36:20
Originally by: Viper ****zIe I won the war.
Originally by: XikulisOnce again, QFT.
rofl, you guys are too quick. ------
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Elo Behram
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:37:00 -
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dark horse winner is the Jovian Empire no one knows how it's crazy! ~ |
Chairman Lmao
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:38:00 -
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no its me
i am the goon that won the war in da op
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Xikulis
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:38:00 -
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Originally by: Nicholas Barker rofl, you guys are too quick.
Shhhhhh, be quiet I'm obviously trying to stalk Viper ****zIe.
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Treylis
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:38:00 -
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you are butter dog
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Viper ShizzIe
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:39:00 -
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Originally by: O Thief
BoB: Lost 3 regions and all those moons, definately the raw end of the deal. But still alive, and now back with the BoB ticker again. This has made Goons very, very angry as evidenced by 12,000 posts a day about it on this forum.
You nearly forgot the Avatar, Aeon, hundreds of faction large towers, supercapitals in build and stations.
But hey, none of that matters because I have a PL ticker.
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Gumpy Nighthawk
Amarr Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:42:00 -
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Hey man i can finally post again and i've got a rzr ticker, must mean something. Signature Locked. Please refrain from amending a moderated warning. Navigator |
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Cippalippus Primus
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:43:00 -
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Thank you Butter Dog, thanks to your post, I have finally seen the light. Here I was thinking that AAA had left BoB to dry out in the sun without lifting a finger, but finally I realize that it was just my twisted perception of reality.
And I'm sure that AAA will do great things with their newly found moon income and not at all waste their money on trophy titans for directors who just camp HED-GP all the time. Hell, another 600 billions/month of moon income and they might even deploy capitals to help their allies! -clp
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Vasili Z
Minmatar Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:44:00 -
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I won the war because more blues equals more *insert I donno* and since I'm blue to almost every major alliance in the game, it means I won. -------
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Nicholas Barker
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers Reloaded
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:44:00 -
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Originally by: Viper ****zIe
But hey, none of that matters because I have a PL ticker.
true dat ------
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Berious
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:44:00 -
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Originally by: Viper ****zIe
Originally by: O Thief
BoB: Lost 3 regions and all those moons, definately the raw end of the deal. But still alive, and now back with the BoB ticker again. This has made Goons very, very angry as evidenced by 12,000 posts a day about it on this forum.
You nearly forgot the Avatar, Aeon, hundreds of faction large towers, supercapitals in build and stations.
But hey, none of that matters because I have a PL ticker.
Don't forget the only thing that really mattered to BoB, the illusion they were somehow "the best".
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Chairman Lmao
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:44:00 -
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Originally by: O Thief BoB: Lost 3 regions and all those moons, definately the raw end of the deal. But still alive, and now back with the BoB ticker again. This has made Goons very, very angry as evidenced by 12,000 posts a day about it on this forum.
this is correct, you can always tell if something makes goons angry because they post about it a lot
also the way you can tell when something doesn't make goons angry is that they post a lot about it
so what im saying is goons post a lot and you can tell various things from this
ok peace out
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Tearavygh Quillam
Caldari Epsilon Lyr Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:47:00 -
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Hey Butter Bum, since you created your own thread and since I'm back to old habits, please reconsider this, from your former interventions:
Originally by: O Thief Because arguing semantics is the sure sign of having a solid, reasoned arguement
keep posting about semantics guys, maybe no-one will notice
The only one troubled by "semantics" is you. That's because you're the only one thinking that they are "semantics".
But!!! Don't change, you're the one these forums would be missing.
Originally by: O Thief
ITT: goons/pl in denial that AAA have benefitted from the pos-spam disbandwagon a lot more than they have
You should actually consider yourself being in denial. Parting BoBR (? lol) from -A- won't dismiss the fact that the former were left without a 0.0 income.
So, before you'd go further into your rabble-rabble drill, think for a moment and realize that by taking Feythabolis, Esoteria, Paragon Soul and Omist FIRST, they've done the biggest favour to the Coalition. These regions were left for grabs anyway. They weren't an urgent matter, but Delve and Querios were. Good luck pushing into defended cynojammed systems or 49-
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Algey
Caldari The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:51:00 -
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Now this is quality trolling. Think I'll go get some popcorn
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Nicholas Barker
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers Reloaded
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:51:00 -
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Originally by: Tearavygh Quillam Good luck pushing into defended cynojammed systems or 49-
lol i'm sure somebody tried that before and failed ter... FUUUUUUUUU ------
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O Thief
Amarr The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:54:00 -
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null Originally by: Algey Now this is quality trolling. Think I'll go get some popcorn
its gonna be a good'un
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Futt Bucker
Gallente Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:54:00 -
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simple truth is that without the game clearly defining when having won or lost it's defined by the players.
so having won or lost is merely a point of view.
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Tom Gunn
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:56:00 -
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The winners of this war are those who enjoy the internet spaceship pewpew.
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The Medusa
Minmatar DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.24 10:59:00 -
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Edited by: The Medusa on 24/03/2009 10:59:53
Originally by: O Thief
Goons: Lost 4 regions, have so far gained 2 regions, +100bn a month in moon income. Overall about a draw, then, especially considering their new monthly fuel bill.
AAA-wagon: Gained 4 regions, lost nothing, gained 300bn a month of moon income.
Clearly, by any reasonable measure, the winners of this war are the AAA-wagon, and BoB have just been resurrected thanks to special devsploits. Meaning the goal of killing them has, I am sorry to say, failed.
What 4 regions did we lose? Can you show this on a sov map? From what I remember we had almost no holdings on most of the regions you mentioned as they where shared with our brosefs.
In the time it took goons and our brosefs to kill 500 towers and destroy BOB / Kenny / Beavers, AAA could not manage to take all the undefended constallations left behind. (EDIT : Forgot... DELVE was not defended either)
ROL and their MC pets have gained a few footholds for now, but do even they expect them to last? Want to guess what hides behind door number 4 in 49-?
And for moon income, it is secondary for goons as we make most of our isk scamming.
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Vile rat
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.24 11:01:00 -
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Oh look at the 'lil empire dweller posting troll threads.
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Yazoul Samaiel
Caldari North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.24 11:02:00 -
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Originally by: Berious
Originally by: Viper ****zIe
Originally by: O Thief
BoB: Lost 3 regions and all those moons, definately the raw end of the deal. But still alive, and now back with the BoB ticker again. This has made Goons very, very angry as evidenced by 12,000 posts a day about it on this forum.
You nearly forgot the Avatar, Aeon, hundreds of faction large towers, supercapitals in build and stations.
But hey, none of that matters because I have a PL ticker.
Don't forget the only thing that really mattered to BoB, the illusion they were somehow "the best".
BNC CEO Coranor robbed his own corp m8 hege's off his titan so he can still be the best and not be the laughing stock of EVE
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Tearavygh Quillam
Caldari Epsilon Lyr Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2009.03.24 11:06:00 -
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Originally by: Nicholas Barker
Originally by: Tearavygh Quillam Good luck pushing into defended cynojammed systems or 49-
lol i'm sure somebody tried that before and failed ter... FUUUUUUUUU
Yeah, I know dude, O-W brings painful memories, doesn't it?
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Vladic Ka
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.24 11:11:00 -
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What will be funny is when the beavers start renting old goon space from -a-.
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.24 11:14:00 -
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I need to make this fairly brief as I have work to do but I'll give a high level overview of what's gone down and what we're planning. I don't want to give too much detail at this time as I don't want to give away any more surprises.
Yesterday we drove a ****ing pickup truck packed with confetti explosives into BoB's ass. There is nothing they can do to recover from this gracefully. The spy was turned honestly and CCP will not save them. This morning I wardecced every major corp in the former BoB alliance to choke their retreat and keep them locked out of a new alliance. So now my Goons, the time has come to claim our birthright.
As of this moment every single member of Goonswarm is ordered to 319 in Delve. I want this done FAST. I want as good a market set up as we can, but we won't be too far from empire. Actually the logistics should be simpler than reinforcing our own current space.
Beginning immediately we are going to finish reinforcing the CSAAs, then tower the **** out of EVERYTHING. We are going to onquer their stations and hold their region.
For 3 years now we have all secretly prepared for the time to conquer Delve. That time is now and it will become our home. NOL will be our capital and from there we will create a new Goontopia with hilariously broken NPC space where Everygoon may have a free meal.
Work your best to secure your assets. Look back on our former homeland in the south with fondness but without regret. We will do our best to transition our assets in a reasonable manner but know now that the end result is a new home in Delve, and the cessation of all claims in our current southern regions.
We have sewn the seeds of chaos and now it is time to claim what we have all worked so hard to earn. Everything else be damned. The South is now Old Syndicate, with Syndicate becoming Old Old Syndicate. Delve is New Syndicate, and the ****ing goonwagon, filled with simpering ******s rolls on its rims into 319.
Shock and awe and buttes. Delve is ours for the taking.
Details will be found in your op postings. Work with your fellow goon to help him as he needs with jumproutes and logistical aid. I believe in you as I always have. Goonspeed. ------------ Coranor you all know i can't stand most of the gbc but while we have them we may as well give them something challenging where they can actually learn a bit Dian fair point |
Tobias Sjodin
Caldari Ore Mongers BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.03.24 11:18:00 -
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Wasn't it the winners who lost the war? Sun Tzu fails.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2009.03.24 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: Palmer Eldritch Look back on our former homeland in the south with fondness but without regret.
I guess the Goons didn't want that space anyway.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Tomic
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.24 11:31:00 -
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Wait, bob loses all of their space AND their famed alliance name AND 100s of billions of isk worth of ships/poses/supercaps (on build) yet they are winning? Wow, they really know how to cheat.
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