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Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra Gallente Federation
31
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Posted - 2014.03.24 07:29:00 -
[9841] - Quote
Pussycat, Pussycat, I've got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you. So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose! She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination. |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
110673
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Posted - 2014.03.24 07:33:00 -
[9842] - Quote
You have come along way my young padawan. But you still havent mastered your FABULOUS. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Bobble Hat
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
342
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Posted - 2014.03.24 09:58:00 -
[9843] - Quote
Ahhhh we've been expecting you Mr Greygor.... Schr+¦dinger's cat walks into a bar... And dosen't - Obligatory signature joke. |
Random McNally
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
55920
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Posted - 2014.03.24 11:36:00 -
[9844] - Quote
That exposed midriff is a very nice start. Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Riyria Twinpeaks
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
1354
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Posted - 2014.03.24 13:17:00 -
[9845] - Quote
You look sceptical. |
Commissar Kate
Team Evil
54763
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Posted - 2014.03.24 13:18:00 -
[9846] - Quote
Score! People, who talk, don't know. People, who know, don't talk.
Unlocking All Racial Clothing || My Fanclub |
Riyria Twinpeaks
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
1354
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Posted - 2014.03.24 13:21:00 -
[9847] - Quote
Score! |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
110713
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Posted - 2014.03.24 13:24:00 -
[9848] - Quote
GOAL!!!!!! "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Random McNally
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
55953
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Posted - 2014.03.24 13:31:00 -
[9849] - Quote
TOUCHDOWN!!!
er, wait.... Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Bobble Hat
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
465
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Posted - 2014.03.24 13:33:00 -
[9850] - Quote
Red Card.. Schr+¦dinger's cat walks into a bar... And dosen't - Obligatory signature joke. |
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Random McNally
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
55953
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Posted - 2014.03.24 13:35:00 -
[9851] - Quote
Can I show you my technique for splitting the uprights? Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra Gallente Federation
31
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Posted - 2014.03.24 14:42:00 -
[9852] - Quote
OK, I will not talk about your hand between my thighs if you don't talk about that lovebite in your neck. She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada Punch Drunk Lemmings
247
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Posted - 2014.03.26 11:12:00 -
[9853] - Quote
I'm sorry to hear that your bat swings that way. *pout*
And I thought we could have a little fun. |
Samoth Egnoled
40924
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Posted - 2014.03.26 11:24:00 -
[9854] - Quote
Fear not Ms Hayes, I believe you know which way my ''bat'' swings. Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Wolvson
Griff-Co
62
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Posted - 2014.03.26 11:43:00 -
[9855] - Quote
What was I drinking?! |
Jace Sarice
Sarshitra Corporation
744
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Posted - 2014.03.26 13:14:00 -
[9856] - Quote
All security personnel are terminated effective immediately. So, we'll go no more a roving So late into the night, Though the heart be still as loving, And the moon be still as bright. |
Samoth Egnoled
41059
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Posted - 2014.03.27 08:16:00 -
[9857] - Quote
Looks like you dropped the soap, Shirley! Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Bobble Hat
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1307
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Posted - 2014.03.27 09:36:00 -
[9858] - Quote
If you are after the money then you're out of luck, anything else I can help you with? Schr+¦dinger's cat walks into a bar... And dosen't - Obligatory signature joke. |
Riyria Twinpeaks
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
1653
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Posted - 2014.03.27 09:49:00 -
[9859] - Quote
You like being.. tickled? |
Wolvson
Griff-Co
153
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Posted - 2014.03.27 11:35:00 -
[9860] - Quote
If it's the tickling you like, I should have some feathers somewhere. |
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Erica Dusette
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
4715
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Posted - 2014.03.27 11:59:00 -
[9861] - Quote
Good morning.
Please swallow these pills, then place those cuffs on your wrists. In a moment you will be blindfolded, but please try to relax. The restraints are for your safety and it'll only hurt more if you try to fight. Deep breaths sir, and just go with the flow. GÖí -á-á Major (Ret.) Caldari Naval Militia Gÿá -á Sky Fighters | Just an innocent explorer! pâä -áHerrbert: "womwomwowmwoaugharwajwowoooommm"
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Wolvson
Griff-Co
168
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:01:00 -
[9862] - Quote
Oh, I'm going to enjoy this. |
Bobble Hat
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1401
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:06:00 -
[9863] - Quote
Wolvson wrote:Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
Excellent... You like a good probing..... We can arrange this... Schr+¦dinger's cat walks into a bar... And dosen't - Obligatory signature joke. |
Erica Dusette
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
4722
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:10:00 -
[9864] - Quote
Wolvson wrote:Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
The blindfold has a gentle, silk feel to it's texture as I wrap it around your eyes carefully with delicate movements, followed suddenly by an unnerving jolt as I yank the knot tight behind your head. You hear me chuckle softly, almost playfully as you begin to adjust to the darkness. The silence that follows is almost calming, the anticipation palpable, electric and tangible in the air just like the scent of my Achuran perfume, tainted with a whisp of caramel.
The suddenly, the exotic aromas subside, the crisp silence broken ...
... by the sound of a chainsaw.
(Edit: sorry to post outta order, just had to finish that one off though ) GÖí -á-á Major (Ret.) Caldari Naval Militia Gÿá -á Sky Fighters | Just an innocent explorer! pâä -áHerrbert: "womwomwowmwoaugharwajwowoooommm"
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Wolvson
Griff-Co
168
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:14:00 -
[9865] - Quote
You can even use a jackhammer, but don't... stop... that description. It's gorgeous! :) |
Erica Dusette
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
4734
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:26:00 -
[9866] - Quote
Hey now, no free rides in this caboose, mister.
Now get up, cook me some eggs and brew me a latte. GÖí -á-á Major (Ret.) Caldari Naval Militia Gÿá -á Sky Fighters | Just an innocent explorer! pâä -áHerrbert: "womwomwowmwoaugharwajwowoooommm"
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Wolvson
Griff-Co
187
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:31:00 -
[9867] - Quote
And just like that, the magic's gone. |
Candi LeMew
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
596
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:38:00 -
[9868] - Quote
Would you two please get out of my bedroom?
How many times Erica? How many ******* times? "I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. |
Wolvson
Griff-Co
227
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Posted - 2014.03.27 14:06:00 -
[9869] - Quote
Um... Could someone please untie an unblind me? Anyone? |
Bobble Hat
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1457
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Posted - 2014.03.27 14:10:00 -
[9870] - Quote
No we are not done with you yet Marcus Gord wrote: Bobble, please get out of my head... Bobble Hat wrote: But it's so nice and warm in here *wiggles* |
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