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Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2011.12.27 18:27:00 -
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Maria-Jane Preator wrote:@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!"
"This is what i have been preparing for my entire life...I knew that time would come...but you all laughed...."
Then pull out my zombie survival kit from under the bed, blast away your brain with a 12 gauge shotgun and check if I have been bitten.......
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Estheria Quintessimo
Arimius Holding The Ancients.
18
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Posted - 2011.12.27 18:29:00 -
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Maria-Jane Preator wrote:@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Neque femina amissa pudicitia alia abnuerit.
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1063
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Posted - 2011.12.27 18:30:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:Maria-Jane Preator wrote:@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!" "This is what i have been preparing for my entire life...I knew that time would come...but you all laughed...." Then pull out my zombie survival kit from under the bed, blast away your brain with a 12 gauge shotgun and check if I have been bitten....... If she's awake and looking at me like that: Oh god. I always get the crazy ones.
If she's asleep: I'd check her license to make sure she wasn't underage.
edit: actually, if you dye your hair blonde you would look disturbingly like an ex-girlfriend. Crazy stare included. |

Shaalira D'arc
Quantum Cats Syndicate Villore Accords
404
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Posted - 2011.12.27 18:52:00 -
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I'm sorry, did I poke an eye out last night? |

ElQuirko
Gravit Negotii Rogue Elements.
390
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Posted - 2011.12.27 18:56:00 -
[1505] - Quote
My god, that Quafe must've put me on form.
If we distribute pictures of people, does that mean God can file copyright claims under SOPA? |

Xolve
The Suicide Kings Test Alliance Please Ignore
974
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Posted - 2011.12.27 18:59:00 -
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What.. Mexico.. AGAIN?
Where did your sister go? Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Torin Corax
Zebra Corp En Garde
108
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Posted - 2011.12.27 19:02:00 -
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Even one-eyed and drunk....wtf was I thinking? If I had an inappropriate signature, it would be removed from here By. Spitfire |

Harlot Hohannson
Eye on Wang Poo
33
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Posted - 2011.12.27 19:18:00 -
[1508] - Quote
Crikey, I'm walking like I rode horse! |

Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries Tactical Invader Syndicate
941
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Posted - 2011.12.27 19:57:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:Maria-Jane Preator wrote:@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!" "This is what i have been preparing for my entire life...I knew that time would come...but you all laughed...." Then pull out my zombie survival kit from under the bed, blast away your brain with a 12 gauge shotgun and check if I have been bitten....... If she's awake and looking at me like that: Oh god. I always get the crazy ones. If she's asleep: I'd check her license to make sure she wasn't underage. edit: actually, if you dye your hair blonde you would look disturbingly like an ex-girlfriend. Crazy stare included.
OT: by the way, I have realized that exactly the same features that make a girl attractive and desirable to younger men (esp. virgins) are the signs that older men read as "Stay the f++k away from this psycho sl+t, this girl means trouble!" Interesting , isn't it? I just wonder if there is an evolutional reason for this behaviour..... -.- |

Estheria Quintessimo
Arimius Holding The Ancients.
18
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Posted - 2011.12.27 19:59:00 -
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Harlot Hohannson wrote:Crikey, I'm walking like I rode horse! You were worth the 10 ISK  Neque femina amissa pudicitia alia abnuerit.
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Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
62
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Posted - 2011.12.27 20:35:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:Maria-Jane Preator wrote:@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!" "This is what i have been preparing for my entire life...I knew that time would come...but you all laughed...." Then pull out my zombie survival kit from under the bed, blast away your brain with a 12 gauge shotgun and check if I have been bitten....... If she's awake and looking at me like that: Oh god. I always get the crazy ones. If she's asleep: I'd check her license to make sure she wasn't underage. edit: actually, if you dye your hair blonde you would look disturbingly like an ex-girlfriend. Crazy stare included. OT: by the way, I have realized that exactly the same features that make a girl attractive and desirable to younger men (esp. virgins) are the signs that older men read as "Stay the f++k away from this psycho sl+t, this girl means trouble!" Interesting , isn't it? I just wonder if there is an evolutional reason for this behaviour..... OT Reply: Sounds more like learned behavior than instinctual, to me.
Back on topic: No dear, there is no ice cream here, move along. |

ElQuirko
Gravit Negotii Rogue Elements.
390
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Posted - 2011.12.27 20:36:00 -
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So, breasts, do I get to meet your human at some point?
If we distribute pictures of people, does that mean God can file copyright claims under SOPA? |

First Lieutenant Dan
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
62
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Posted - 2011.12.27 20:38:00 -
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Why are the top 4-5 threads motherfucking rate threads?
Also I have icecream so plz come back. |

ElQuirko
Gravit Negotii Rogue Elements.
390
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Posted - 2011.12.27 20:41:00 -
[1514] - Quote
EDIT: ****.
If we distribute pictures of people, does that mean God can file copyright claims under SOPA? |

Xolve
The Suicide Kings Test Alliance Please Ignore
974
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Posted - 2011.12.27 20:43:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:EDIT: ****.
Put some hotsauce on my burrito baby, you know what I like. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Lewsina
Jian Products Engineering Group Nulli Secunda
8
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Posted - 2011.12.27 20:55:00 -
[1516] - Quote
Um.... hi.... |

Amber Katelo
Doomheim
28
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Posted - 2011.12.27 23:30:00 -
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Um... I think you might be wearing my panties... |

Lewsina
Jian Products Engineering Group Nulli Secunda
8
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Posted - 2011.12.27 23:34:00 -
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Amber Katelo wrote:Um... I think you might be wearing my panties...
well I'm definitely not wearing your bra... |

Leonova Klystra
Disingenuous Duality
30
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Posted - 2011.12.27 23:58:00 -
[1519] - Quote
A minmatar? Out of everyone, I did a minmatar? |

Sarah Schneider
PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore
47
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Posted - 2011.12.28 00:40:00 -
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hi there  |
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Xearal
SOL Industries Black Thorne Alliance
258
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Posted - 2011.12.28 00:44:00 -
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Don't be sad.. I'm sure it will grow back in a few months.
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Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
95
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Posted - 2011.12.28 21:57:00 -
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Next time I stop at two Gallente Chest Wounds. |

Sinistra Arc
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
18
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Posted - 2011.12.28 22:54:00 -
[1523] - Quote
It puts the lotion on its skin... |

Skyla Alight
Helion Production Labs Independent Operators Consortium
6
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Posted - 2011.12.28 23:02:00 -
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I like your eyes. They look expensive.... I know you can't move... Do you have a spoon I could borrow? |

Skyla Alight
Helion Production Labs Independent Operators Consortium
6
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Posted - 2011.12.28 23:09:00 -
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1 - I drank too much 2 - I really need to have a discussion with the station cloning services... |

Killer Gandry
V I R I I Ineluctable.
70
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Posted - 2011.12.29 01:16:00 -
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I swear Your Honour, I thought she was legal.
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Blue Rook
Harm-Rook Corporation Shadow of Honor
4
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Posted - 2011.12.29 06:43:00 -
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Do you have any bisquick, cause I make the BEST pancakes. |

Chevy Hakoke
Shockwave Innovations Stellar Economy Experts
23
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Posted - 2011.12.29 06:47:00 -
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awwww hell no |

Dopu
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.12.29 07:24:00 -
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Caldari!? No.. No-no! Not again! *sob* These stains will take years to wash out! |

Joelleaveek
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
37
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Posted - 2011.12.29 07:25:00 -
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ohgod, how am i going to clean all this poo off me. soo....much....poooo |
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