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Hanse Davion
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Posted - 2004.08.21 00:28:00 -
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Kneels before Yogi, the God of carebears
I'm sorry lord, I didn't start the fight. Just that once the bullets started flying for the first time since Beta I felt alive. I couldn't step away from the controls, I couldn't dock and go to bed. It was like that first taste of blood just went to my head.......
Yogi:  Quote:
Hanse Davion, you are cast out of Carebear Heaven. No longer will you enjoy the peace and quite of stripmining and agent running. From this day forward you will suffer the pain of total war, what say you Boo Boo?
BooBoo: Quote:
He thinks he's a bad a$$ just cause he got a couple kills under his belt. Well I got a suprise for me when he undocks next time.....
Yogi: Quote:
What you going to do BooBoo?
BooBoo: Quote:
He's gotten so c0 cky he hasn't checked local in over a hour.......Watch this
Yogi: Quote:
BooBoo sometimes you are smarter then the average carebear!!
20 mins later Hanse Davion undocked to find the dreaded BobG from the Infamous M0o corp outside. Feeling his oats Hanse locked him only to see a flash of light as Bob's first broadside struck home.
Fade to bridge of USS Carebears United:
Chief Eng: Cap'n our shields are gone
Hanse: WTF do you mean gone?
Chief Eng: Gone you fool as in redock, redock now before we all die!!!!
Hanse: Helm turn us around, turn us around now damnit!!!! Get us back inside
Damage Control: Sir shields down, armor at 40% and falling fast.
Weapons: Do you want us to fire Cap'n? Cap'n? What do you want us to do....?
Hanse: ......I...I...I don't know what to do
Fade to black
Captain's Personal Log
It's quite now, I sent most of the crew on shore leave. We will be here a few days making repairs, no reason they shouldn't have a little fun first. I almost killed them with my inexperience. I broke under fire and the whole bridge crew knows it. If they actually return to the ship and my command some changes will have to be made. I refuse to go crawling back to Yogi on my knees, never again will bow down to that, to that.....carebear..
PA Announcement to the crew
Attention crew, I don't have to sugar coat this. You all saw what happened today and I'm sorry. Your Captain's inexperience and hunt for glory almost got you killed. I will henceforth be returning to the Federation Naval Academy for advanced combat training. In the mean time take care of the ship. I will return and one day we will have our revenge...
Fade to shuttle bay 2 hours later
As Hanse walks to the shuttle he looks back once at his once mighty Dominix. "Don't worry girl, I'll be back and next time I we'll be doing more then mining."
Chief Eng: Do you think he will come back?
First Officer: Yea, he will be back. Just hope next time he knows what he is doing....
Fade to black
Tune in next week for "Hanse Davion goes to War College"
2005.01.21 05:09:06combatYour Tachyon Beam Laser I perfectly strikes Blood Priest, wrecking for 533.1 damage. |
Hanse Davion
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Posted - 2004.08.21 00:28:00 -
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Kneels before Yogi, the God of carebears
I'm sorry lord, I didn't start the fight. Just that once the bullets started flying for the first time since Beta I felt alive. I couldn't step away from the controls, I couldn't dock and go to bed. It was like that first taste of blood just went to my head.......
Yogi: Quote:
Hanse Davion, you are cast out of Carebear Heaven. No longer will you enjoy the peace and quite of stripmining and agent running. From this day forward you will suffer the pain of total war, what say you Boo Boo?
BooBoo: Quote:
He thinks he's a bad a$$ just cause he got a couple kills under his belt. Well I got a suprise for me when he undocks next time.....
Yogi: Quote:
What you going to do BooBoo?
BooBoo: Quote:
He's gotten so c0 cky he hasn't checked local in over a hour.......Watch this
Yogi: Quote:
BooBoo sometimes you are smarter then the average carebear!!
20 mins later Hanse Davion undocked to find the dreaded BobG from the Infamous M0o corp outside. Feeling his oats Hanse locked him only to see a flash of light as Bob's first broadside struck home.
Fade to bridge of USS Carebears United:
Chief Eng: Cap'n our shields are gone
Hanse: WTF do you mean gone?
Chief Eng: Gone you fool as in redock, redock now before we all die!!!!
Hanse: Helm turn us around, turn us around now damnit!!!! Get us back inside
Damage Control: Sir shields down, armor at 40% and falling fast.
Weapons: Do you want us to fire Cap'n? Cap'n? What do you want us to do....?
Hanse: ......I...I...I don't know what to do
Fade to black
Captain's Personal Log
It's quite now, I sent most of the crew on shore leave. We will be here a few days making repairs, no reason they shouldn't have a little fun first. I almost killed them with my inexperience. I broke under fire and the whole bridge crew knows it. If they actually return to the ship and my command some changes will have to be made. I refuse to go crawling back to Yogi on my knees, never again will bow down to that, to that.....carebear..
PA Announcement to the crew
Attention crew, I don't have to sugar coat this. You all saw what happened today and I'm sorry. Your Captain's inexperience and hunt for glory almost got you killed. I will henceforth be returning to the Federation Naval Academy for advanced combat training. In the mean time take care of the ship. I will return and one day we will have our revenge...
Fade to shuttle bay 2 hours later
As Hanse walks to the shuttle he looks back once at his once mighty Dominix. "Don't worry girl, I'll be back and next time I we'll be doing more then mining."
Chief Eng: Do you think he will come back?
First Officer: Yea, he will be back. Just hope next time he knows what he is doing....
Fade to black
Tune in next week for "Hanse Davion goes to War College"
2005.01.21 05:09:06combatYour Tachyon Beam Laser I perfectly strikes Blood Priest, wrecking for 533.1 damage. |
SithEwok
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Posted - 2004.08.21 01:24:00 -
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Edited by: SithEwok on 21/08/2004 01:27:04
Originally by: Hanse Davion
As Hanse walks to the shuttle he looks back once at his once mighty Dominix. "Don't worry girl, I'll be back and next time I we'll be doing more then mining."
Stop right there sir. That emotion is from being in space looking at rox too long without the company of some female caldari slave lovers. No there is no special orifice on the Dominix. That thought is illegal in 5 alliances alone.
Anyway, sounds a bit like my old story, cept I quit mining a long time ago, and your wrecking are what i hit regular. i suggest find a skill path and dont stop for nothing. Its the only way I got mine so high.
Goodluck sir
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SithEwok
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Posted - 2004.08.21 01:24:00 -
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Edited by: SithEwok on 21/08/2004 01:27:04
Originally by: Hanse Davion
As Hanse walks to the shuttle he looks back once at his once mighty Dominix. "Don't worry girl, I'll be back and next time I we'll be doing more then mining."
Stop right there sir. That emotion is from being in space looking at rox too long without the company of some female caldari slave lovers. No there is no special orifice on the Dominix. That thought is illegal in 5 alliances alone.
Anyway, sounds a bit like my old story, cept I quit mining a long time ago, and your wrecking are what i hit regular. i suggest find a skill path and dont stop for nothing. Its the only way I got mine so high.
Goodluck sir
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The Unseen
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Posted - 2004.08.21 03:37:00 -
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Heh my Dual 250mm gets over 1325.5 Damage on Refular hits.... You really need some Skills.
"Time is a companion that is with us on our journys."
~Patric Stewart |
The Unseen
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Posted - 2004.08.21 03:37:00 -
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Heh my Dual 250mm gets over 1325.5 Damage on Refular hits.... You really need some Skills.
"Time is a companion that is with us on our journys."
~Patric Stewart |
ZelRox
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Posted - 2004.08.21 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: The Unseen
Heh my Dual 250mm gets over 1325.5 Damage on Refular hits.... You really need some Skills.
try again 
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ZelRox
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Posted - 2004.08.21 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: The Unseen
Heh my Dual 250mm gets over 1325.5 Damage on Refular hits.... You really need some Skills.
try again
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I wanna tuc tuc .. |
Soren
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Posted - 2004.08.21 15:52:00 -
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You know there are no crews right? Only you in a pod..
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Soren
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Posted - 2004.08.21 15:52:00 -
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You know there are no crews right? Only you in a pod..
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DarkStar251
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Posted - 2004.08.21 15:56:00 -
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Actually only frigs have no crews, bships still have crews numbering in the thousands.
Of course the crew wouldnt chat the the cap'n on the bridge as hes in a pod...
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DarkStar251
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Posted - 2004.08.21 15:56:00 -
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Actually only frigs have no crews, bships still have crews numbering in the thousands.
Of course the crew wouldnt chat the the cap'n on the bridge as hes in a pod...
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Darrin Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.08.21 21:13:00 -
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Who cares if there's a crew or not? It was a nice story 
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Eris Discordia: On the scale of funny and constructive it scores low, real low. |
Darrin Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.08.21 21:13:00 -
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Who cares if there's a crew or not? It was a nice story
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Eris Discordia: On the scale of funny and constructive it scores low, real low. |
Von Schnopp
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Posted - 2004.08.22 12:51:00 -
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Hear ye
"Dying for your corp is just stupid, make those other bastards die for theirs instead" |
Von Schnopp
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Posted - 2004.08.22 12:51:00 -
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Hear ye
"Dying for your corp is just stupid, make those other bastards die for theirs instead" |
dethanor
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Posted - 2004.08.22 12:57:00 -
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hehe,
that was a pretty cool read
There is no art more beautiful nor diverse than the art of death!!!
Oberon Tech II Sales. |
dethanor
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Posted - 2004.08.22 12:57:00 -
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hehe,
that was a pretty cool read
There is no art more beautiful nor diverse than the art of death!!!
Oberon Tech II Sales. |
Waywatcher
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Posted - 2004.08.22 13:25:00 -
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dude if u enjoyed the pvp then i only have one thing to say to u.......... PIRATES HAVE ALL THE FUN!
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Waywatcher
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Posted - 2004.08.22 13:25:00 -
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dude if u enjoyed the pvp then i only have one thing to say to u.......... PIRATES HAVE ALL THE FUN!
http://server6.uploadit.org/files/BlackVenom-Waywatchers.jpg |
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Lansfear
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Posted - 2004.08.23 05:04:00 -
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Not just pirates have all the fun. I have my fun against pirates. Plenty to shoot and plenty shoot back.
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Lansfear
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Posted - 2004.08.23 05:04:00 -
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Not just pirates have all the fun. I have my fun against pirates. Plenty to shoot and plenty shoot back.
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Jesilys
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Posted - 2004.08.23 19:19:00 -
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Nice story, and looking forward toward the next installment. 
Still have yet to get blooded in PvP myself, though that's my ultimate goal.
"Teach, your alts well, their unskilled hell, will slowly go by..." |
Jesilys
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Posted - 2004.08.23 19:19:00 -
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Nice story, and looking forward toward the next installment.
Still have yet to get blooded in PvP myself, though that's my ultimate goal.
"Teach, your alts well, their unskilled hell, will slowly go by..." |
Vicarrah
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Posted - 2004.08.23 20:03:00 -
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Hanse, welcome to the rest of your life.
I experienced this particular epiphany over a year ago now, and have only just lost my first life. hearing how close you came to losing yours was... an interesting read
you'll never look back, and you'll realise that all you had before was a shallow life. live for the fight!
Vicarrah
Tahiri Protector |
Vicarrah
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Posted - 2004.08.23 20:03:00 -
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Hanse, welcome to the rest of your life.
I experienced this particular epiphany over a year ago now, and have only just lost my first life. hearing how close you came to losing yours was... an interesting read
you'll never look back, and you'll realise that all you had before was a shallow life. live for the fight!
Vicarrah
Tahiri Protector |
Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.08.24 00:37:00 -
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Originally by: DarkStar251
Actually only frigs have no crews, bships still have crews numbering in the thousands.
Of course the crew wouldnt chat the the cap'n on the bridge as hes in a pod...
no ships have crews, there is a really cool story about it and the birth of the jovian pod.
If i had patience id go find it
@ the dual 250mm person
You cant have better skills than me and you cant have a better dual 250mm than me....and i have never ever ever gotten near 1000 dmg.....so i think you need to get rid of that bull**** skill you have cause it isnt workin right
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.08.24 00:37:00 -
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Originally by: DarkStar251
Actually only frigs have no crews, bships still have crews numbering in the thousands.
Of course the crew wouldnt chat the the cap'n on the bridge as hes in a pod...
no ships have crews, there is a really cool story about it and the birth of the jovian pod.
If i had patience id go find it
@ the dual 250mm person
You cant have better skills than me and you cant have a better dual 250mm than me....and i have never ever ever gotten near 1000 dmg.....so i think you need to get rid of that bull**** skill you have cause it isnt workin right
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ArcticWolf
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Posted - 2004.08.24 03:28:00 -
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About the dual 250s, hes not BSing you, ive heard of many people (and seen) the gun do over 1000 damage.
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ArcticWolf
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Posted - 2004.08.24 03:28:00 -
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About the dual 250s, hes not BSing you, ive heard of many people (and seen) the gun do over 1000 damage.
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Vicarrah
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Posted - 2004.08.24 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Tenacha Khan
Originally by: DarkStar251
Actually only frigs have no crews, bships still have crews numbering in the thousands.
Of course the crew wouldnt chat the the cap'n on the bridge as hes in a pod...
no ships have crews, there is a really cool story about it and the birth of the jovian pod.
This has been discussed many times before Tenacha, Darkstar is right, Frigates have no crews, cruisers have small crews (up to 100 iirc), and Battleships still have thousands of crew to maintain the machinery, fix problems and such like.
Vicarrah
Tahiri Protector |
Vicarrah
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Posted - 2004.08.24 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Tenacha Khan
Originally by: DarkStar251
Actually only frigs have no crews, bships still have crews numbering in the thousands.
Of course the crew wouldnt chat the the cap'n on the bridge as hes in a pod...
no ships have crews, there is a really cool story about it and the birth of the jovian pod.
This has been discussed many times before Tenacha, Darkstar is right, Frigates have no crews, cruisers have small crews (up to 100 iirc), and Battleships still have thousands of crew to maintain the machinery, fix problems and such like.
Vicarrah
Tahiri Protector |
Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.08.25 19:31:00 -
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Originally by: Vicarrah
Originally by: Tenacha Khan
Originally by: DarkStar251
Actually only frigs have no crews, bships still have crews numbering in the thousands.
Of course the crew wouldnt chat the the cap'n on the bridge as hes in a pod...
no ships have crews, there is a really cool story about it and the birth of the jovian pod.
This has been discussed many times before Tenacha, Darkstar is right, Frigates have no crews, cruisers have small crews (up to 100 iirc), and Battleships still have thousands of crew to maintain the machinery, fix problems and such like.
Well the devs said that they didnt as they were gonna bring in all little charges for crews and the ammount of crew a ship needed was listed on the info...it was too tediouse and too much hassle, so they removed the crew idea and released the cool pod story...if you read the cool pod story in eve insider yall see
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.08.25 19:31:00 -
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Originally by: Vicarrah
Originally by: Tenacha Khan
Originally by: DarkStar251
Actually only frigs have no crews, bships still have crews numbering in the thousands.
Of course the crew wouldnt chat the the cap'n on the bridge as hes in a pod...
no ships have crews, there is a really cool story about it and the birth of the jovian pod.
This has been discussed many times before Tenacha, Darkstar is right, Frigates have no crews, cruisers have small crews (up to 100 iirc), and Battleships still have thousands of crew to maintain the machinery, fix problems and such like.
Well the devs said that they didnt as they were gonna bring in all little charges for crews and the ammount of crew a ship needed was listed on the info...it was too tediouse and too much hassle, so they removed the crew idea and released the cool pod story...if you read the cool pod story in eve insider yall see
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.08.25 19:34:00 -
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Originally by: ArcticWolf
About the dual 250s, hes not BSing you, ive heard of many people (and seen) the gun do over 1000 damage.
maybe a freak time, but he just said regularly. i think the most ive spotted is 600dmg and thats on dual 250 protos.
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.08.25 19:34:00 -
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Originally by: ArcticWolf
About the dual 250s, hes not BSing you, ive heard of many people (and seen) the gun do over 1000 damage.
maybe a freak time, but he just said regularly. i think the most ive spotted is 600dmg and thats on dual 250 protos.
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Mang0o
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Posted - 2004.08.25 19:42:00 -
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Tenacha Khan yeah 600dmg is more okey.. but 1300?.. f*ck no
No you just canŠt a-have-a the Mang0o |
Mang0o
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Posted - 2004.08.25 19:42:00 -
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Tenacha Khan yeah 600dmg is more okey.. but 1300?.. f*ck no
No you just canŠt a-have-a the Mang0o |
Hanse Davion
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Posted - 2004.08.26 00:44:00 -
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Well damn, I write a story about PvP from a carebear's eyes. An the what do I get for a response?
Originally by: The Unseen
Heh my Dual 250mm gets over 1325.5 Damage on Refular hits.... You really need some Skills.
Well congrats on your skills, but did you notice in the title of this thread "carebear"? I had lvl1 Lrg. Hybrid and Lvl2 Gal Battleship at the time I wrote this. So all things considered I think my damage is pretty good. I'm a miner and lover, not a PvPer, well at that time I wasn't.......now I'm not so sure.
Originally by: Soren
You know there are no crews right? Only you in a pod..
Actually I could really care less if there are crews or not. It's a STORY, a DRAMATIZATION, you know just something to read. If I would have known how anal people would be about the silly details I would posted this somewhere else.
2005.01.21 05:09:06combatYour Tachyon Beam Laser I perfectly strikes Blood Priest, wrecking for 533.1 damage. |
Hanse Davion
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Posted - 2004.08.26 00:44:00 -
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Well damn, I write a story about PvP from a carebear's eyes. An the what do I get for a response?
Originally by: The Unseen
Heh my Dual 250mm gets over 1325.5 Damage on Refular hits.... You really need some Skills.
Well congrats on your skills, but did you notice in the title of this thread "carebear"? I had lvl1 Lrg. Hybrid and Lvl2 Gal Battleship at the time I wrote this. So all things considered I think my damage is pretty good. I'm a miner and lover, not a PvPer, well at that time I wasn't.......now I'm not so sure.
Originally by: Soren
You know there are no crews right? Only you in a pod..
Actually I could really care less if there are crews or not. It's a STORY, a DRAMATIZATION, you know just something to read. If I would have known how anal people would be about the silly details I would posted this somewhere else.
2005.01.21 05:09:06combatYour Tachyon Beam Laser I perfectly strikes Blood Priest, wrecking for 533.1 damage. |
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.08.26 01:21:00 -
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Quote:
Actually I could really care less if there are crews or not. It's a STORY, a DRAMATIZATION, you know just something to read. If I would have known how anal people would be about the silly details I would posted this somewhere else.
Sorry, either could I, I was just bored and nit picking. Great story though
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2004.08.26 01:21:00 -
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Quote:
Actually I could really care less if there are crews or not. It's a STORY, a DRAMATIZATION, you know just something to read. If I would have known how anal people would be about the silly details I would posted this somewhere else.
Sorry, either could I, I was just bored and nit picking. Great story though
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Hanse Davion
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Posted - 2004.08.26 15:24:00 -
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Originally by: Tenacha Khan
Quote:
Actually I could really care less if there are crews or not. It's a STORY, a DRAMATIZATION, you know just something to read. If I would have known how anal people would be about the silly details I would posted this somewhere else.
Sorry, either could I, I was just bored and nit picking. Great story though
Wasn't you that was directed at, hell if not for one of your corpm8s attacking me I would not be trying my hand at PvP. Read that as a thank you for bringing some excitment back into this game for me. Before I meant Nafri I was about ready to cancel my subscription :-)
An for a 8x10 of her in pink panties I would gladly turn pirate!!
2005.01.21 05:09:06combatYour Tachyon Beam Laser I perfectly strikes Blood Priest, wrecking for 533.1 damage. |
Hanse Davion
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Posted - 2004.08.26 15:24:00 -
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Originally by: Tenacha Khan
Quote:
Actually I could really care less if there are crews or not. It's a STORY, a DRAMATIZATION, you know just something to read. If I would have known how anal people would be about the silly details I would posted this somewhere else.
Sorry, either could I, I was just bored and nit picking. Great story though
Wasn't you that was directed at, hell if not for one of your corpm8s attacking me I would not be trying my hand at PvP. Read that as a thank you for bringing some excitment back into this game for me. Before I meant Nafri I was about ready to cancel my subscription :-)
An for a 8x10 of her in pink panties I would gladly turn pirate!!
2005.01.21 05:09:06combatYour Tachyon Beam Laser I perfectly strikes Blood Priest, wrecking for 533.1 damage. |
Borg Fusion
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Posted - 2004.08.26 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: The Unseen
Heh my Dual 250mm gets over 1325.5 Damage on Refular hits.... You really need some Skills.
Man, even wannbie pirates have to make up bullsh1t like that, dude stfu and go join corp1, i am sure u would fit well in that lifestyle.
Jose Antonio
-Borg Fusion
Corpse Collection |
Borg Fusion
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Posted - 2004.08.26 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: The Unseen
Heh my Dual 250mm gets over 1325.5 Damage on Refular hits.... You really need some Skills.
Man, even wannbie pirates have to make up bullsh1t like that, dude stfu and go join corp1, i am sure u would fit well in that lifestyle.
Jose Antonio
-Borg Fusion
Corpse Collection |
Farrel Trenzane
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Posted - 2004.08.27 02:41:00 -
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Cool story
Can't wait for the next installment... top work!
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Farrel Trenzane
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Posted - 2004.08.27 02:41:00 -
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Cool story
Can't wait for the next installment... top work!
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Epictetus
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Posted - 2004.08.27 06:33:00 -
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Good read indeed.
Thank you for making a boring morning that much better.
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Epictetus
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Posted - 2004.08.27 06:33:00 -
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Good read indeed.
Thank you for making a boring morning that much better.
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