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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2004.08.23 02:28:00 -
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To our Friends and Foes and even the many people who don't care...
After our recent success with Body Count Inc. against Everlasting Vendetta, the time has come to make our intentions known to the people of EVE. It is with much excitement that the members of Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams announce our complete neutrality to all parties in the universe. ALL standings have been reset to neutral with the exception of a few of our VERY close friends or those to whom we have given our word.
With our hearts on neutral ground and our blasters still smokin'... Sharks is now open for public business and will gladly accept communications and inquiries on our mercenary & panty rescue services. We would be happy to speak with parties from all walks of life and from every corner of the galaxy - we hold no bias and arent formally allied with anyone. If you have a project or problem and you dont want to be bothered with the details, contact us and let us take care of it for you.
The anti-alliance PVP corp which was born in April of this year is not the same Sharks of today. Our membership is diverse and experienced and comes from a rich background of previous employers. We are a professional group of players, who are tight and friendly and hold fun above all else. We do not smack or belittle, we do our job and do it having the most fun we possibly can.
Our members are afforded the freedom to do as they wish when we are not involved in a contract. Many choose to be naughty pirates and others bide thier time with charitable amusements such as knitting caps for the poor and homeless. As a group we may choose to extort or ransom local corporations, hunt in various 0.0 areas, panty raid area pleasure hubs, or even host naked, chocolate covered BBQ's on Tuesdays in our HQ system of Sarum Prime.
In addition to looking for credible and challenging employers, we are also seeking a few new members in the Euro and Eastern US timezones. Ideally, these players would be skilled and experienced in PVP and ready for immediate combat. Potential recruits MUST be 18 or Over, have sparkling and creative personalities, be main charaters and not ALTS and be ready and willing to submit to a gruelling and time consuming interview.
For more information on any of these juicy tidbits or photos of our naked BBQ, please contact me in-game or via Our Forums.
Much Love and Sharky Nakedness,
CEO, Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2004.08.23 02:28:00 -
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To our Friends and Foes and even the many people who don't care...
After our recent success with Body Count Inc. against Everlasting Vendetta, the time has come to make our intentions known to the people of EVE. It is with much excitement that the members of Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams announce our complete neutrality to all parties in the universe. ALL standings have been reset to neutral with the exception of a few of our VERY close friends or those to whom we have given our word.
With our hearts on neutral ground and our blasters still smokin'... Sharks is now open for public business and will gladly accept communications and inquiries on our mercenary & panty rescue services. We would be happy to speak with parties from all walks of life and from every corner of the galaxy - we hold no bias and arent formally allied with anyone. If you have a project or problem and you dont want to be bothered with the details, contact us and let us take care of it for you.
The anti-alliance PVP corp which was born in April of this year is not the same Sharks of today. Our membership is diverse and experienced and comes from a rich background of previous employers. We are a professional group of players, who are tight and friendly and hold fun above all else. We do not smack or belittle, we do our job and do it having the most fun we possibly can.
Our members are afforded the freedom to do as they wish when we are not involved in a contract. Many choose to be naughty pirates and others bide thier time with charitable amusements such as knitting caps for the poor and homeless. As a group we may choose to extort or ransom local corporations, hunt in various 0.0 areas, panty raid area pleasure hubs, or even host naked, chocolate covered BBQ's on Tuesdays in our HQ system of Sarum Prime.
In addition to looking for credible and challenging employers, we are also seeking a few new members in the Euro and Eastern US timezones. Ideally, these players would be skilled and experienced in PVP and ready for immediate combat. Potential recruits MUST be 18 or Over, have sparkling and creative personalities, be main charaters and not ALTS and be ready and willing to submit to a gruelling and time consuming interview.
For more information on any of these juicy tidbits or photos of our naked BBQ, please contact me in-game or via Our Forums.
Much Love and Sharky Nakedness,
CEO, Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams
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Nausea
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Posted - 2004.08.23 02:46:00 -
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To anybody thinking about applying i don't think you will regret it, they seem like a cool group of people and those thinking of hiring them, well.. they know what they are doing 
GL Sharks
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Nausea
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Posted - 2004.08.23 02:46:00 -
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To anybody thinking about applying i don't think you will regret it, they seem like a cool group of people and those thinking of hiring them, well.. they know what they are doing
GL Sharks
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Carmen Ibanez
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Posted - 2004.08.23 04:26:00 -
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Someone talking about me? 
Good luck with recruitment!
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Carmen Ibanez
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Posted - 2004.08.23 04:26:00 -
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Someone talking about me?
Good luck with recruitment!
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.08.23 04:44:00 -
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If you want someone killed, humiliated or just have their panties stolen, go hire these people. You will not regret it.
Oh, and I have to anounce that, yes, I still love Charity (but then again, who doesn't)
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.08.23 04:44:00 -
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If you want someone killed, humiliated or just have their panties stolen, go hire these people. You will not regret it.
Oh, and I have to anounce that, yes, I still love Charity (but then again, who doesn't)
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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The Burninator
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Posted - 2004.08.23 05:31:00 -
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I give sharks a big thumbs up, especially with the pany raids, thats Charity's Specialty, she taught me some new tricks about it, I taught her some new tricks in the merc business. We had a good night that night, had some panties, chocolate and that nice man Ostaps showed up. If you hire Sharks You wont be disapointed.
p.s. Charity, did you steal my panties again for that elustrius collection of yours? If so, have fun....:P
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The Burninator
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Posted - 2004.08.23 05:31:00 -
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I give sharks a big thumbs up, especially with the pany raids, thats Charity's Specialty, she taught me some new tricks about it, I taught her some new tricks in the merc business. We had a good night that night, had some panties, chocolate and that nice man Ostaps showed up. If you hire Sharks You wont be disapointed.
p.s. Charity, did you steal my panties again for that elustrius collection of yours? If so, have fun....:P
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.08.23 06:12:00 -
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***Bumpage***
This is a rowdy group of players who could care less about politics and the like. Despite the fun loving nature of this corp, you don't want to be on the recieving end of thier guns. When the call comes, they tighten up and focus all that playful energy into the destruction of thier target.
If you want a taste of the fun side of EVE, the Sharks are second to none.
Except for Ostaps. That guy sucks, especially in a frigate.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.08.23 06:12:00 -
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***Bumpage***
This is a rowdy group of players who could care less about politics and the like. Despite the fun loving nature of this corp, you don't want to be on the recieving end of thier guns. When the call comes, they tighten up and focus all that playful energy into the destruction of thier target.
If you want a taste of the fun side of EVE, the Sharks are second to none.
Except for Ostaps. That guy sucks, especially in a frigate.
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Wren
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Posted - 2004.08.23 07:57:00 -
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I miss Charity and Omber sitting in that pink beanbag chair.
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Wren
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Posted - 2004.08.23 07:57:00 -
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I miss Charity and Omber sitting in that pink beanbag chair.
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Bette Noir
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Posted - 2004.08.23 08:11:00 -
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GL Sharkies. Very glad to see you guys doing so well. Your reputation is deserved. 
(BTW: Bette=Miso) |
Bette Noir
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Posted - 2004.08.23 08:11:00 -
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GL Sharkies. Very glad to see you guys doing so well. Your reputation is deserved.
(BTW: Bette=Miso) |
Grimster
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Posted - 2004.08.23 08:51:00 -
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\O/ YEY SHARKS!
I hear you're working up the same reputation Body Count now enjoy, keep it up and you're gonna go far guys.
All the best.
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Grimster
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Posted - 2004.08.23 08:51:00 -
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\O/ YEY SHARKS!
I hear you're working up the same reputation Body Count now enjoy, keep it up and you're gonna go far guys.
All the best.
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Wuubaa
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Posted - 2004.08.23 09:15:00 -
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In 1972 a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
....sorry...
*starts singing a-team theme song* 
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Wuubaa
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Posted - 2004.08.23 09:15:00 -
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In 1972 a ***** commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
....sorry...
*starts singing a-team theme song*
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.08.23 09:37:00 -
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Ostaps = BA Barrachas? 
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.08.23 09:37:00 -
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Ostaps = BA Barrachas?
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.08.23 09:45:00 -
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 Originally by: Omber Zombie
Ostaps = BA Barrachas?
Nah. More like the Tazmanian Devil on *****.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.08.23 09:45:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie
Ostaps = BA Barrachas?
Nah. More like the Tazmanian Devil on *****.
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darth solo
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Posted - 2004.08.23 10:30:00 -
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If i didnt know ur man, charity... that post title would really turn me on ... as it is, i wouldnt like to get a bloody nose...
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darth solo
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Posted - 2004.08.23 10:30:00 -
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If i didnt know ur man, charity... that post title would really turn me on... as it is, i wouldnt like to get a bloody nose...
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.08.23 10:45:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 23/08/2004 11:01:07
Originally by: darth solo
If i didnt know ur man, charity... that post title would really turn me on... as it is, i wouldnt like to get a bloody nose...
Umm... Charity is female, Darth. Watch BDCI's latest vid. You can even hear her voice near the start of Vol I. 
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.08.23 10:45:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 23/08/2004 11:01:07
Originally by: darth solo
If i didnt know ur man, charity... that post title would really turn me on... as it is, i wouldnt like to get a bloody nose...
Umm... Charity is female, Darth. Watch BDCI's latest vid. You can even hear her voice near the start of Vol I.
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darth solo
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Posted - 2004.08.23 11:00:00 -
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Edited by: darth solo on 23/08/2004 11:03:15
Originally by: Seleene
Originally by: darth solo
If i didnt know ur man, charity... that post title would really turn me on... as it is, i wouldnt like to get a bloody nose...
Umm... Charity is female, Darth.
i know she is:)... thats why i said i know her man.... CJ regard used to b in celestial apocalypse, im sure... and as iv got a rep for hitting on the female characters, CJ said he would give me a kickin:) if i tried to get his woman, bahahahahaha.
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darth solo
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Posted - 2004.08.23 11:00:00 -
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Edited by: darth solo on 23/08/2004 11:03:15
Originally by: Seleene
Originally by: darth solo
If i didnt know ur man, charity... that post title would really turn me on... as it is, i wouldnt like to get a bloody nose...
Umm... Charity is female, Darth.
i know she is:)... thats why i said i know her man.... CJ regard used to b in celestial apocalypse, im sure... and as iv got a rep for hitting on the female characters, CJ said he would give me a kickin:) if i tried to get his woman, bahahahahaha.
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