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Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.04.04 10:20:00 -
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Cleaning up after those atrocious litterbugs that run missions all day and pollute space with wreckage is hard work. Fortunately there are people that care about cleanliness and clean up after them! no charge!
Picswapper is one of those daring women, who work tirelessly to make sure you do not get atomised by warping into a wreck.
Xerrik > pics why don't you get your own salvage?
picswapper > gotta keep space clean and safe for everyone!
Xerrik > I can clean up after myself
Xerrik > I don't need a mother mate
Xerrik > Be honest and say your stealing it cause your too lazy to mission yourself
picswapper > it puts the salvage in the basket. or it gets the hose again!
picswapper > also, consult the link in my bio
Xerrik > Too bad Concord doesn't decide, but I do
Xerrik > Eh, at least your not flippin my cans
Xerrik > But you still avoid my suggestion, say your lazy and too lazy to mission yourself
picswapper > I'm not lazy! I took all the effort to scan down your mess and clean it for you tisk tisk. litterbug.
Xerrik > Oh come off the dumb play-acting
Xerrik > If your gonna pirate at least admit to it, there's no shame in that
picswapper > I'm not a pirate, that would be illegal
Xerrik > Oh no!
Xerrik > Come on its another facet of eve, stop living in denial
Xerrik > You took the time to scan, so obviously you thought some gain would come of it
Disunia Vertas > that's the good thing about eve, you can be badass mother****er or a carebear and get pwnd by badass mother****ers :/
Xerrik > True
Xerrik > You I'd call the Carebear in this situation
picswapper > I care for the safety and health of pilots everywhere! imagine hitting one of these wrecks at warp! that would constitute a serious danger to health and safety. we can't have that!
Xerrik > Pics, I honestly don't care about the Salvage, I get T2 Salvage from where I base at, but I think the lame playacting is almost rediculous, reminds me of a lil' teenager sitting at home because he has nothing better to do, and prolly can solo lvl 4s
picswapper > I don't need the money from the salvage, I require your tears to fuel my ship!
Xerrik > LOL, thats a laugh, I'm supposed to be crying?
Xerrik > I'm just waiting to see if you flip a can, and provide me more entertainment
picswapper > flipping a can would be illegal! Not to mention immoral!
Xerrik > pfft, I never asked you to be moral, just admit the truth, Piracy is a perfectly respectable profession, some don't like it, but there's all kinds of things to do in EvE
picswapper > But I'm not a pirate! I don't even own a gun. I am but a simple law abiding citizen, doing his part to keep space clean!
Xerrik > Oh come on, I think Pics here is in denial anyone else think so?
Vapor1 > lol
piccie
My noobish Khanid Pirate blog: http://helicityboson.blogspot.com/ |
RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.04.04 10:25:00 -
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Should be salvaging in a rigged Ashimmu. Fail.
 Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.04.04 10:27:00 -
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Originally by: RedSplat
Should be salvaging in a rigged Ashimmu. Fail.
Poor picswapper only has 850k SP and cannot fly such fanciful craft :(
However she does take kindly to donations to the cause of keeping Dodixie safe, clean and lag free for everyone!
note: He was orbiting me in his rifter at optimal the whole time, he could have just gotten his salvage boat with the tractors he used earlier and gotten to all the wrecks before me xD
My noobish Khanid Pirate blog: http://helicityboson.blogspot.com/ |
Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2009.04.04 10:33:00 -
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picswapper > it puts the salvage in the basket. or it gets the hose again!
This clearly shows that the nogood, antisocial griefing ninja salvager must be completely dysfunctional IRL!!!111@#$onelevencomeagain.
And I'm probably the same for recognising it 
Self-proclaimed idiot
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Samuel Grindhoof
Wrong Indeed
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.04.04 10:37:00 -
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Originally by: Helicity Boson
lot of chat log.....
Xerrik > I'm just waiting to see if you flip a can, and provide me more entertainment
picswapper > flipping a can would be illegal! Not to mention immoral!
Xerrik > pfft, I never asked you to be moral, just admit the truth, Piracy is a perfectly respectable profession, some don't like it, but there's all kinds of things to do in EvE
picswapper > But I'm not a pirate! I don't even own a gun. I am but a simple law abiding citizen, doing his part to keep space clean!
little bit of chatlog...
epic!
that will go to my ingame bio....well, if i get the copyrights....i would even pay a fee for it...ehh...moment...i am pirate! i will just take it! HA!
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2009.04.04 10:45:00 -
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Originally by: Tzar'rim
Quote:
picswapper > it puts the salvage in the basket. or it gets the hose again!
This clearly shows that the nogood, antisocial griefing ninja salvager must be completely dysfunctional IRL!!!111@#$onelevencomeagain.
And I'm probably the same for recognising it
There is nothing wrong with that is there?
My shrink says its fine to be one of these.
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Nephilius
Caldari
Grey Legionaires
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Posted - 2009.04.04 14:06:00 -
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I'm telling you Bosn, there are some people out there who live like pigs, blowing ship up and letting it free float. Its a hard life we live, cleaning up the mess that such inconsiderate whelps leave, but it is our chosen path. Stay strong and fight the power.
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Requiescat
Viper Squad
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.04.04 19:11:00 -
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tl;dr. another "lol im a salvage ninja" thread i assume
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let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
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Inara Subaka
Caldari
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.04.05 04:14:00 -
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Quote:
picswapper > it puts the salvage in the basket. or it gets the hose again!
This made me lol.
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Darathor Omegie
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Posted - 2009.04.05 04:25:00 -
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Originally by: Helicity Boson
Originally by: RedSplat
Should be salvaging in a rigged Ashimmu. Fail.
Poor picswapper only has 850k SP and cannot fly such fanciful craft :(
However she does take kindly to donations to the cause of keeping Dodixie safe, clean and lag free for everyone!
note: He was orbiting me in his rifter at optimal the whole time, he could have just gotten his salvage boat with the tractors he used earlier and gotten to all the wrecks before me xD
I just go into systems with miners and ask them(I also kill rat's myself) if I can salvage.. If they say yes great if not then I leave them be..
Only becomes a problem when someone else show's up to salvage...
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Waylan Yutani
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Posted - 2009.04.05 10:30:00 -
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Originally by: Inara Subaka
Quote:
picswapper > it puts the salvage in the basket. or it gets the hose again!
This made me lol.
yea, me too
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Fortorn Lonshanks
Exploratory Technologies
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2009.04.05 10:52:00 -
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this made my lulz all over myself
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Renarla
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Posted - 2009.04.05 15:46:00 -
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Edited by: Renarla on 05/04/2009 15:45:44
Originally by: RedSplat
Should be salvaging in a rigged Ashimmu. Fail.
Oh, that's a good idea... I should get myself a faction ship to salvage in so people might shoot me more often while I'm ninjaing. [And die at the hands of my Dominix shortly after.  ] |
Takamura San
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Posted - 2009.04.05 15:58:00 -
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if you want respect do something worthy of respect. if the best you can do is nicking someone else's wrecks you are a pretty poor excuse for a human much less a pos pilot.  |
Zaqar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.04.05 18:17:00 -
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Originally by: Requiescat
tl;dr. another "lol im a salvage ninja" thread i assume
yes
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Jack Coutu
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Posted - 2009.04.05 20:42:00 -
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if you are a ninja salvager that does it for tears
you are worse than a carebear.
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Gella Darru
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Posted - 2009.04.05 23:19:00 -
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Originally by: Takamura San
if you want respect do something worthy of respect. if the best you can do is nicking someone else's wrecks you are a pretty poor excuse for a human much less a pos pilot. Rolling Eyes
Originally by: Jack Coutu
if you are a ninja salvager that does it for tears
you are worse than a carebear.
But your distilled bleeding heart carebear tears and high-octane holier than thou posts run our ships! We need that fuel to clean up all the messy wrecks you leave floating around, threatening everyone with high-speed collisions! think of the vaga pilots!
I'm going to have to have words with your mothers about this young men. It's a disgrace!
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kunniz
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Posted - 2009.04.05 23:42:00 -
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dodixie... place where ninjasalvagers find you before you even start a mission
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Agent Known
Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.04.06 00:34:00 -
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Originally by: kunniz
dodixie... place where ninjasalvagers find you before you even start a mission
Don't forget Motsu!
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Suinra
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Posted - 2009.04.06 01:30:00 -
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Edited by: Suinra on 06/04/2009 01:31:20
Edited by: Suinra on 06/04/2009 01:30:59
Motsu, that haven of sc.um and villainy.
seriously s****is censored? they need to work on their filters a little...
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Omarvelous
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2009.04.06 01:47:00 -
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Placid is full of trash can you salvage it?
Low-sec trash is far more dangerous than high sec trash - you'll need a salvaging battleship.
Contact me at your earliest convenience so I may direct you to said garbage piles.
Important Internet Spaceship League Wants You |
picswapper
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Posted - 2009.04.06 08:45:00 -
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Originally by: Omarvelous
Placid is full of trash can you salvage it?
Low-sec trash is far more dangerous than high sec trash - you'll need a salvaging battleship.
Contact me at your earliest convenience so I may direct you to said garbage piles.
Hurrr durrr you iz teh witty.
on a serious note, there is remarkably little trash in low-sec. Pirates are more inclined to cleaning up after themselves than the filthy carebears xD
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Requiescat
Viper Squad
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.04.06 08:54:00 -
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Originally by: picswapper
on a serious note, there is remarkably little trash in low-sec. Pirates are more inclined to cleaning up after themselves than the filthy carebears xD
it's all about maximizing your profit margins. why fit a neut in that utility high slot on your geddon when you could fit a salvager and make bank?
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let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2009.04.06 10:58:00 -
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pirates; the new carebears
Self-proclaimed idiot
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Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.04.06 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Requiescat
it's all about maximizing your profit margins. why fit a neut in that utility high slot on your geddon when you could fit a salvager and make bank?
That is very very true, I try to lug one along if I have a high slot to spare. We're tidy little creatures, but I'm a little baffled by carebears calling us carebears.
My noobish Khanid Pirate blog: http://helicityboson.blogspot.com/ |
HSPDazzler
Gallente
Observer Ship Building
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Posted - 2009.04.06 11:13:00 -
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LOL Awesome topic! couldent agree more, Ninja Salvaging rocks, even more funny when you see pirates complaining!
Cheers
Dazzler
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Loving eve, but already have some pirates to kill........ |
CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.04.06 11:36:00 -
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Originally by: Tzar'rim
pirates; the new carebears
This
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Tellenta
Gallente
Invicta.
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.04.06 16:02:00 -
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when a salvage thief finds my missions if I'm missioning in highsec I usually thank them and offer bookmarks. Some people have no manners in regards to these hard working cleaners
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Tellenta
Gallente
Invicta.
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.04.06 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: CrimsonLobo
Originally by: Tzar'rim
pirates; the new carebears
This
I just think the term pirate gets thrown around to freely, I'm not a pirate but some people call me one. It's heart breaking I'm a fine upstanding citizen.
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Traidor Disloyal
Minmatar
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.04.06 16:26:00 -
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Cleaning up after other peoples missions is not easy work. There is the part where you have to learn the skills of scanning down the object you are looking for in space. This does take a while to learn.
You then have to take time to scan down a specific type of ship in the mission system and could take a while to find. And since you may not have guns/missiles on the salvaging ship there is a chance you may loose your ship, unlike the mission runner who could more then likely tank the mission while afk. And you do not get any bounty from the ships in the mission, unlike the mission runner.
We should be getting paid by the mission runner for cleaning up after them.
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