Rage alliance is not the same as R.A.G.E alliance.

As a FYI to the public

Rage Alliance members are just simple high-sec gankers.

They don't honor 1v1's

No emo rage here, lost a few ships to em.....don't care its pvp.

Anyways.

Cheers C&P

Why would you name your alliance something nearly identical to some terrible scrub NC renter alliance? Unless your objective is to get mistaken as bads in order to get more fights? Except you're not Genos.

What can I say, we wanted on the killmail

Kudos to you for engaging anyway, although I must admit we were expecting the corp mates you had in station to join in. Would have been nice to have a wee little fleet fight


Mistaken for?

Who is Rage?

1vs1 is a myth.
It was started as a rumer and ever since people talk about it highly, but no one has ever actually seen it happen.

So I suggest you leave rumers alone, and not expect 1vs1.

I also heard that 1vs1 is actually a STD, so I would avoid it if I were you.

As a FYI to the public

Rage Alliance members are just simple high-sec gankers.

They don't honor 1v1's

No emo rage here, lost a few ships to em.....don't care its pvp.

Anyways.

Cheers C&P

Why don't you make a "mercs for hire" thread about it?

I'm just insulted that these guys will go 6 on 1 with this dude, but hid in a station for us. Where's the love?

+ points for being renegade
- points for crying about it

1vs1 is a myth.
It was started as a rumer and ever since people talk about it highly, but no one has ever actually seen it happen.

So I suggest you leave rumers alone, and not expect 1vs1.

I also heard that 1vs1 is actually a STD, so I would avoid it if I were you.

+like for good poast

I liked your like, so im like totally liking your post like.

^

All my duels in high sec are 1v1 and it is simply a matter of honor.

Yup, gonna have to remember to challenge you. my personal KB is terrible and needs padding

I think you need more lol's in your post to make it credible.

Can't believe this thread is getting so much response lol anyway can just clear up the federation security issue.

They were at war with a corp that joined the alliance then as soon as they did federation security withdrew the war and surrendered and that was that lol so none of there members can comment as they know f%&K all.

Secondly can I add kaldorie x enrolled his corp with the yulai federation who are not very good lol and then withdrew his corp from them as his corp couldn't handle our pvp goodness lol so kaldorie x I do believe your having a bit of a cry and moan grow some and gtfo.

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1vs1 is a myth.
It was started as a rumer and ever since people talk about it highly, but no one has ever actually seen it happen.

So I suggest you leave rumers alone, and not expect 1vs1.

I also heard that 1vs1 is actually a STD, so I would avoid it if I were you.

Speaking of rum, I had some tonight and added it to a chocolate milk shake. That did not turn out as well as I'd hoped.

I once put milk through a sodastream

I made this today to bring light to previous situations.
http://i.imgur.com/nZHqc.jpg

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14199339

I made this today to bring light to previous situations.
http://i.imgur.com/nZHqc.jpg

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14199339

I made this today to bring light to previous situations.
http://i.imgur.com/nZHqc.jpg

You see it's funny because this thread is stupid, I am gay and you're about to post something even more stupid. Yeah, you, I'm talking to you.

Vodka: It mixes with literally anything, and after the third drink you can't taste it anyway, so even using the cheapest rot-gut becomes a non-issue

You know my posting all too well

I made this today to bring light to previous situations.
http://i.imgur.com/nZHqc.jpg

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14199339

Talk about hiding, you should probobly post on a main

Or you could have linked the threads on eve-search where his original posts would be easily readable.

...and now here they are!
The most daredevil group of perpin derpin pilots to ever whirl their wheels in the wacky world of EVE!
Competing for the title of worlds worst PvP'er!

The ships are approaching the starting line.
First to go down, is the Meta 4 Mega flown by Brawling Bear. Meta 4 Mega
Next to go are Fearless Flank and Noble Nobile in the Hurricanes. Steak + lolT1guns
Manoeuvring for last position on the killboard is Monsieur Miner. U Mad Bro?
Right behind is Thorgisl in his Trusty Rusty Rifter. 2muchOxide
Then there's ingenious inventor Necromincon in his Insta-Pop Hurricane. Instapopped
Oh! Here's the lovely Elegant Emllik, the glamour gal of New Eden. Sexy
Next we have Hellsing Amarri with the his excuse for an Armageddon. Try Mining Bro
Lurching along is Shaidar Hussan with the Hurricane, and right on his tail is Lcpl. Stay in the kitchen + Lowsec fail
And there's the Amateur Apocrypha in the Navy Omen. A bad omen

Sneaking along last is that Mean Machine with those double dealing do-badders Cristym Commander and his sidekick, Yaar's Revenge.

And even now they're up to some dirty trick...
And the Alliance is off!...to a standing start. And why not? They've been trolled by Federation Security, who shift into the wrong gear! And away they go!

All sung to the Wacky Races theme. Being 5 again

Anyone that would like to join the race is welcome to. Send me an evemail and 200m ISK joining fee and I'll get you on the start grid.

But I've got 3 likes and you have 1. In other words I'm 3 times better.

Why would you expect an alliance with 88 kills on their alliance KB to honor 1v1? Have to boost the numbers to become Goon pets one day.

Please do not sully the good name of our honoureable pee vee pee alliance by putting it next to these people.

lol I don't need people to like me <3

Interesting to see you gained 5 "likes" since I mentioned it to begin with. The worst thing of all is that you created alt's to like your own posts. Insecure much?

lol perhaps I AM just more popular than you =P That might be it babe <3

I'll try getting some shades and see if that helps my popularity.

I'll try getting some shades and see if that helps my popularity.

No, quit the game, that will definitely increase your popularity.

You're probably right. If I was to quit, the following could happen:

I'd go outside for the first time in a while.
While outside, I'd meet people.
Said people would become my friends.
My popularity would increased.

You know, we're more similar than you think. We've both suffered the misfortune of putting a random number in our character names. Being too lazy to train another, I've had to stick with mine despite it being a source of extreme sadness when I see the "08" on the end of my character. I feel your pain bro, we can get through this together.

BFF?

Quit and I'll think about it, EVE would be far better off -1 Rage alliance member.

Oh and also, feel free to fight us this week, I hope you guys can grow the balls and bring some more of those meta 4 megas.

Your alliance belongs to us.

Invictus Latrines <3

If hellsing ever goes on holiday, I'm taking over the corp and renaming it unconquerable toilets. Epic name.

Anyway, let's just fleet up and shoot at each other in our digital spaceships tomorrow. All this internet jibberjabber is making me cry inside.

I have to admit, Shaidar has been the only guy in the entire alliance to talk sensibly and not rage - agreed, let's shoot eachother and see what's left after <3

You sound suprised we've not been that friendly, despite you trolling us constantly. However, I've been no saint on the forums and it's a video game so I agree with you entirely when you say lets get some pvp going!

let's shoot eachother and see what's left after <3

Oh and please work on your posts cus you do sound a little dumb - "Your Alliance Belongs To Us"

Thats like saying your shoes are my shoes..... just sounds silly and very impracticle..... If you wanna join us then your really not going about it the right way.... I can understand why you are drawn to us and as we have been around for just over a week and we have accomplished so much more that your immature little corp... We're all flattered that we are being idolised by your guys...

X

You're probably right. If I was to quit, the following could happen:

I'd go outside for the first time in a while.
While outside, I'd meet people.
Said people would become my friends.
My popularity would increased.

You know, we're more similar than you think. We've both suffered the misfortune of putting a random number in our character names. Being too lazy to train another, I've had to stick with mine despite it being a source of extreme sadness when I see the "08" on the end of my character. I feel your pain bro, we can get through this together.

BFF?

Well there's 8 of you online and you haven't engaged us yet... yawwwwwwn.

Well you have seven people. We have multiple other war-targets in system, a few of our players aren't in battleships or in the area and last time we fought you had three neutral remote reppers warp in. And that was what you managed to gather with about 15 minutes notice

Not engaging you while most of our BS pilots are offline is just sensible, so quit all the internet tough guy stuff. It's eve, if we can't all be cordial whilst blowing up each others digital spaceships then what kind of a world would we be living in :(

Hopefully we'll be able to engage later when the CEOs and FCs are all on :) They're at work atm, so should be back soon <3

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that you're all bad.

:D

Also, who the f**k is RAGE Alliance?

Says the person that likes to cry about can ownership.

I can't speak for highsec PVP (mostly because its garbage and filled with cheap ways to make it almost completely risk-free), but lowsec pirates stick to a code. Honor all 1v1's and ransoms.

Heretic Army honors all 1v1's.

In fact, we engage in and honor a dozen or more 1v1's a day.

I can't speak for highsec PVP (mostly because its garbage and filled with cheap ways to make it almost completely risk-free), but lowsec pirates stick to a code. Honor all 1v1's and ransoms.

By honoring your 1v1's, you may get more 1v1's in the future.
By honoring ransoms, people will be more likely to pay ransoms to you, your corp, and other pirates in the future.

Also, who the f**k is RAGE Alliance?

...And that someone is butthurt about ME killing THEM.

I don't know who it is, there are probably infinity/12 people out there that have died like this.

The only actual crying I've done about can ownership is every time I see someone take a can and it wasn't one of mine.

Go flashy to me and your life is forfeit.

I may also have attempted to extort additional money/kills from you, with variable levels of seriousness/success. Nobody cares.

I don't hang out in high sec so your bluster means nothing to me.

Heretic Army honors all 1v1's.

In fact, we engage in and honor a dozen or more 1v1's a day.

I can't speak for highsec PVP (mostly because its garbage and filled with cheap ways to make it almost completely risk-free), but lowsec pirates stick to a code. Honor all 1v1's and ransoms.

By honoring your 1v1's, you may get more 1v1's in the future.
By honoring ransoms, people will be more likely to pay ransoms to you, your corp, and other pirates in the future.

Also, who the f**k is RAGE Alliance?

Speaking of forum warriors, maybe you should stop camping the forums and get in Amarr

Speaking of forum warriors, maybe you should stop camping the forums and get in Amarr

you gimp-suited-idiot

Wow...........looks like I might have competition as corp top troll lol, ah well - seriously guys, you said you wanted us to fight you, here we are - come at us bro <3 Oh and bring cookies, we're getting hungry here

whoever jammed me throughout the whole fight, congrats. you made the win.

what can I say, I knew the irish liked their toast with jam >_>

Cristym 04Commander are you missing a corpse and some slaves? Got cocky and got podded.....

Lmao it is hilarious how you guys are all buzzing over a podkill, goes to show how easily pleased you are.

I aint crying about my loss mate haha I got like 3 more clones the same. Enjoy your isk you guys obviously need it if your so happy about 600m :)

lmao its hilarious how happy you guys are on TS, a tear almost came to my eye <3

but dont want to fight unless you have 7-8

i seriously giggled at this
you clearly havent been online the past 3-4 days mate, we've been in your system constantly. we even sat like ducks outside station with 3 guys when you had 4 docked and 6 more in local. thats a 3v10 you didnt engage because ur FC wasnt online. what lame excuse is that? neatly organized, cheers! even ABSSM admitted that he was mad at all members in your alliance that didnt have the balls to engage us while we were in your system and outnumbered for many hrs each day. how often did ur alliance try to bring a fight to us? 0. you guys got spines of steel! regarding that fight you "won", do you even know the story behind it and how it was staged? you should really be emberrased and you shouldnt even be talking about this as you have absolutely no clue what so ever about what youre talking about.
now sit down, hang tight and grasp for more straws.

ontopic: 1v1ed Hellsing Amarri outside Jita this evening. As he hit 10-15% armor he called in a guardian to start rep him up, even when he was the one to engage the fight. Balls of steel mate.

you can keep bringing up propaganda to boost your morale but you'll get shot down just like now.

Lmfao, I call BS. Hellsing isn't that organised.

how nice of you to embarrass him even further. i never lie

Justify it all you want, fact is that a 600m isk podkill is a good deal, and they're allowed to be happy about that. I don't care HOW rich the dude is, if someone pods that much out of your head they should be pretty pleased about it.

It's good you're not crying though. That's fine, though it is funnier when there are tears.

Wow.......looks like I missed a fair bit of trolling on all parts. Quite frankly I'm actually embarrassed to still be involved in this, it's degraded so much - neither party needs to, or should justify, explain, validate or otherwise any tactics, reps, deception etc.....used, nobody cares (Fed Sec - this goes to you guys too also) why whoever did anything

This isn't trolling anymore, it's just gone past that I think, I'm enjoying sitting on the bench now and being quiet <3

My favorite Pokemon is Missingno. I taught it Dig and it keeps watch over me while I sleep.

I DON'T HONOuR 1v1

Implying you fly 501O

As a FYI to the public

Rage Alliance members are just simple high-sec gankers.

They don't honor 1v1's

No emo rage here, lost a few ships to em.....don't care its pvp.

Anyways.

Cheers C&P

I enjoy vodka with fruit juices, but I have become more accustomed to gin with those mixes; also, there is a flavored tonic water carried by Wal-Mart that is absolutely delicious when mixed with pretty much any clear liquor. I'll have to try some vodka, though; I mean it makes sense, considering that there are drinks which are based around vodka and milk, so the addition of ice cream isn't that much of a stretch. Got any suggestions for a brand? I do not like liquors which leave an after-taste in the top of my mouth, but burning in the back of the throat is fine.

At this point, this is just embarrassing for both sides.

This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad.

As much as I hate being dragged back to this dank slimepit of a thread by notifications of your posting, I agree 100%.