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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.05 22:16:00 -
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Recruitment... ongoing... process... etc...
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.06 22:20:00 -
[32]
We're still looking for new members.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.07 22:56:00 -
[33]
Join us... FOR THE GREATER GOOD! Think of the children, comrade!
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.15 22:24:00 -
[34]
Still looking for new members.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.16 22:40:00 -
[35]
If that shamwow guy wasn't in jail I'd pay him to do PR for us. I'd give a try at his style, but I fear I would only embarrass myself. You can't imitate perfection.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.17 22:40:00 -
[36]
There are a lot of reasons to join this corp. After you join, I'll tell you them.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.18 22:42:00 -
[37]
Join us - it's what a smart person would do. You're smart, right?
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.19 22:43:00 -
[38]
Still looking for new recruits
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.20 22:41:00 -
[39]
There is candy in the TTI van. Come on in and we'll give you some.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.21 23:19:00 -
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I hear we are still recruiting. I could have heard wrong, though. Just saying.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.22 23:40:00 -
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Wanted: meatbags. You look like you fit the description.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.27 01:00:00 -
[42]
Remember all those uncomplimentary things I said about your mother earlier? I was kidding. Honest. Now join the corp, OK?
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.05.30 01:48:00 -
[43]
JOIN US OR I'LL... WELL... ok, I can't do anything to you. Yet. But someday I might be able to. So you should join now to prevent that eventuality.
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Fallen Tiger
Shadowstar Enterprises Kenshin Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.30 02:25:00 -
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Originally by: Kushan Our CEO is a real girl. The first thing you get upon joining is a set of nude pix.
I would join if this is true....
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.06.02 01:03:00 -
[45]
Every day when I get up in the morning, I ask myself: what would Jesus do?
The answer, is, of course, obvious. He would join TTI. If Jesus would, wouldn't you?
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.06.05 01:09:00 -
[46]
We want YOU to join today!
...why?
Well, let's be honest here. We're not in a position to be picky. And you're certainly no prize yourself. |

Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.06.07 01:51:00 -
[47]
TTI: recommended by 1 out of 7 doctors, two out of three hair stylists, and 10 out of 10 dolphins. |

Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.06.08 02:41:00 -
[48]
A quote from one of my heroes:
"You should really join TTI" - Albert Einstein.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.06.25 00:18:00 -
[49]
I really ought to hire one of those farmer guys to churn out witty bump messages nonstop. They'd be funnier than mine, and there would be lots of them. Lots is good.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.06.26 00:22:00 -
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Press release: The Benevolent Glorious People's Dictatorship of TTI have in their infinite pity decided to allow you to join. Any sane person wouldn't let someone like you in, but we are nothing if not merciful.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.06.27 00:39:00 -
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We didn't want those new members anyway
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.06.29 00:42:00 -
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I HEAR CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME. THEREFORE, I AM AWESOME. AND SINCE I AM IN TTI, TTI IS AWESOME. JOIN AN AWESOME CORP. |

Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.06.30 00:41:00 -
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Yeah I got nothing today. Join us, and stuff.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.07.01 00:52:00 -
[54]
TTI: We'll make you into the woman you always knew you were!
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.07.11 23:09:00 -
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We're still looking for new members
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.07.22 02:42:00 -
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We're still recruiting.
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Petyr Baelich
Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.07.24 05:08:00 -
[57]
Confirming I am a Real GirlÖ, and nude pix will be sent based on recruit's personal physical preference.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.07.25 01:38:00 -
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Greetings, gentle e-o reader.
Today I bring sad tidings. It has come to my attention that some pilots have joined corporations that aren't TTI. When this news reached me, I was dumbstruck. I can't begin to put into words the feelings of horror and grief I felt upon hearing this. What kind of universe do we live in, that acts of such monstrous inhumanity can occur? I for one am going to be taking a stand. I won't sit idly by while poor, innocent pilots are subjected to such unmentionable evils.
Will you stand with me?
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.07.26 02:36:00 -
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In mother TTI, recruiter doesn't recruit you, you recruit yourself.
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Kushan
Caldari Taggart Transdimensional Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2009.07.28 22:55:00 -
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Oh noes! Due to the colossal incompetence of The Glorious Leader, we've found ourself in desperate financial straits. We can't allow this to happen. In the interests of The Greater Good, all TTI employees must make a Fair Living Wage, but due to The Glorious Leader blowing all our isk on **** mags and some sort of vibrator, we can't afford to pay anyone. This means we Need money. Yours, specifically. Oh, I'm sure you'll have some complaints about us seizing your money. But it's for The Greater Good. You wouldn't let helpless TTI babies starve to death because you're selfish, would you? So you just go ahead and send us all your money, and things won't get violent.
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