For outstanding service to the game and its community, I have sent each of the players listed a reward of 50 million ISK. Keep up the good work, guys.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the carebears are pussies. And big alliances are ass holes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f..ked by dicks. But dicks also f..k assholes: assholes that just want to sh it on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fu.k an ass hole is a di ck, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fu.k too much or fu.k when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pu ssy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh it that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fu.k ass holes, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in sh it!