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Business Bunny
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Posted - 2009.04.12 05:42:00 -
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Here comes Peter Cottontail, Hopping down the bunny trails, Hopping, hopping, Easter is today.
Colored eggs for you and me. Chocolate too, and jelly beans. Hopping, hopping, Easter is today.
Here comes Peter Cottontail, Hopping down the bunny trail. Hopping, hopping, Happy Easter day!
Happy Easter All!!!
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Bapfl
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.12 05:49:00 -
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.04.12 06:06:00 -
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Your god did not resurrect his earthly form so you could spend the day looking for painted eggs.
Or did he.
Rated R.
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stupid flanders
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Posted - 2009.04.12 06:11:00 -
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Sweet Zombie Jesus!!
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Nova Fox
Gallente Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.04.12 06:14:00 -
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they nerfed christmas they nerfed easter.
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Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.04.12 08:54:00 -
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YESSSSSSSS!!!!
OMG GUYS
DID ANYONE ELSE GET GOOD EGGS???
I LOVE EASTER OMG visit my blog for my adventures
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Dark Soldat
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.12 08:56:00 -
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my egg dropped good loot ! and a faction mod
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Lareon Denery
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.04.12 09:01:00 -
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Happy Easter! (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(")
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Sandvich
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Posted - 2009.04.12 09:07:00 -
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Easter is the one when jesus became a zoombie and lay eggs, rite? |
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CCP Applebabe
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Posted - 2009.04.12 09:07:00 -
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Happy Easter!
Moved to " OOPE ".
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Keta Min
El Bastardos Freedom of Elbas
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Posted - 2009.04.12 10:08:00 -
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Happy Easter!
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Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2009.04.12 17:14:00 -
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Originally by: Keta Min Happy Easter!
Happy Easter to you to!
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.04.12 17:16:00 -
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2009 years ago a God-man called jesus christ started his account and specced as a holy priest, and after many years of grinding he was a great healer..... He then taught that carebearing, not pvp, was the way forward.
The jews didnt like this as they wanted to pwn noobs so they went to the romans, a large pirate alliance.
The jews said"Hey can you gank jesus plz?" and the romans replied"No, but we gank you LoL".... So finally the jews threatened to call BOB on them and they decided to gank jesus.
A couple days later the romans setup a gatecamp near jesus and he ran right into it, and before he got ganked he informed the romans that he would rez himself on sunday.
Sunday came and jesus returned, shouted"Hah look at my 1337 hax *****es, I TOLD YOU!"and then he got banned from the life server, but he swore he would return with a fake IP soon.
Thats why we color eggs delivered by bunnies.... Happy easter.
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Constantine Arcanum
IMPERIAL SENATE
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Posted - 2009.04.12 17:19:00 -
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I FOR ONE AM OFFENDED BY THIS RELIGIOUS CELEBRATION, EASTER WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS SPRING BREAK~
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Chereadenine Zakalwe
Slacker Industries The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.04.12 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u 2009 years ago a God-man called jesus christ started his account and specced as a holy priest, and after many years of grinding he was a great healer..... He then taught that carebearing, not pvp, was the way forward.
The jews didnt like this as they wanted to pwn noobs so they went to the romans, a large pirate alliance.
The jews said"Hey can you gank jesus plz?" and the romans replied"No, but we gank you LoL".... So finally the jews threatened to call BOB on them and they decided to gank jesus.
A couple days later the romans setup a gatecamp near jesus and he ran right into it, and before he got ganked he informed the romans that he would rez himself on sunday.
Sunday came and jesus returned, shouted"Hah look at my 1337 hax *****es, I TOLD YOU!"and then he got banned from the life server, but he swore he would return with a fake IP soon.
Thats why we color eggs delivered by bunnies.... Happy easter.
WTF???
Expect the deus ex style bolt of lightning for that blasphemy!!
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.04.12 17:36:00 -
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Edited by: goodby4u on 12/04/2009 17:36:15
Originally by: Chereadenine Zakalwe
Originally by: goodby4u 2009 years ago a God-man called jesus christ started his account and specced as a holy priest, and after many years of grinding he was a great healer..... He then taught that carebearing, not pvp, was the way forward.
The jews didnt like this as they wanted to pwn noobs so they went to the romans, a large pirate alliance.
The jews said"Hey can you gank jesus plz?" and the romans replied"No, but we gank you LoL".... So finally the jews threatened to call BOB on them and they decided to gank jesus.
A couple days later the romans setup a gatecamp near jesus and he ran right into it, and before he got ganked he informed the romans that he would rez himself on sunday.
Sunday came and jesus returned, shouted"Hah look at my 1337 hax *****es, I TOLD YOU!"and then he got banned from the life server, but he swore he would return with a fake IP soon.
Thats why we color eggs delivered by bunnies.... Happy easter.
WTF???
Expect the deus ex style bolt of lightning for that blasphemy!!
He is a carebear =p
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Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2009.04.12 20:50:00 -
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jesus was a carebear? visit my blog for my adventures
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La5eR
Amarr Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2009.04.12 22:27:00 -
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Since my last reply got a bad review heres a more comical yet serious summary of the inspired word of God (The Bible)
BIBLE IN A NUTSHELL ......
OLD TESTAMENT =
God created the universe and he sees this as serious bussiness, then Satan decides to be a snake and troll Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cos she was allready showing ****). She chooses the former and then her and her buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lots of incest occurs and we get the human race (wich explains a lot really)
Then later, God gets angry about Pharaoh Ramses pwning the jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass Exodus and opens up the sea so the jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Egyptians. God lol'd.
Some other stuff happenes, mostly composed of a bunch of prophets writing about God. Noah made the Ark and David pwned Goliath with his mining laser and mining drones.
NEW TESTAMENT =
God finds Mary sleeping and docks his spirit-ship into her station, Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave jesus more cheat codes than he gave moses, plus the rcon password for life.
Later, Jesus dealt great ascendancy upon the Jews. They got super ****ed and permabanned him with a cross and some Nine Inch Nails. They forgot he had God mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and came back in his Avatar, came back into the game as a GM, and laughed at the Jews.
After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this Paul wrote an a lot of scriptures about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that was inspired by Jesus. but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they believe The Bible.
THE END.
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.04.12 22:50:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails YESSSSSSSS!!!!
OMG GUYS
DID ANYONE ELSE GET GOOD EGGS???
I LOVE EASTER OMG
My mind is blown by this post.
Bloody hell.
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Celestial Ascension Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2009.04.12 23:21:00 -
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*Ignores parody artists*
A Happy Easter to you all. ________________________________________________
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Atomos Darksun
Damage Incorporated.
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Posted - 2009.04.13 00:40:00 -
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Originally by: Doctor Penguin *Ignores parody atheists*
A Happy Easter to you all.
Fixed
Also, Zombie on a Stick.
Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
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Bestofworst
Gallente Thukk U
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Posted - 2009.04.13 01:08:00 -
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My friend (who's a little childish):
"Did you do anything for easter?"
no
"Nothing? Didn't eat any chocolate or anything?"
nope.
And I remember a conversation about erotic chocolate bunnies with another friend of mine.
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Naqam Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.04.13 01:12:00 -
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they had sold out of Cadbury's Cream Eggs when I went to get mine. I was one unhappy bunny.
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.04.13 01:24:00 -
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Edited by: goodby4u on 13/04/2009 01:24:27
Originally by: Atomos Darksun
Originally by: Doctor Penguin *Ignores parody geniuses*
A Happy Easter to you all.
Fixed
Also, Zombie on a Stick.
Really fixed....
Also I am not an atheist.
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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.13 01:37:00 -
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Happy Easter
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Onus Mian
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2009.04.13 10:12:00 -
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I thought easter was partially pagan? Didn't they integrate pagan beliefs into christianity to make it more pallatable when forcing people to adopt it in the UK?
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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? - Douglas Adams
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente A Pretty Pony Princess General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.13 18:35:00 -
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I ate eggs, made of chocolate, to celebrate the fact that somone who died ~2000 yrs ago managed to haxxor life and resurect from permadeath.
Makes PERFECT sense
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.13 18:49:00 -
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Originally by: Onus Mian I thought easter was partially pagan? Didn't they integrate pagan beliefs into christianity to make it more pallatable when forcing people to adopt it in the UK?
Ostara or Spring Equinox. The season was to celebrate the coming of summer and the birth of new crops. When the Christians integrated it into their religion they moved Christs rebirth to the third Sunday. It's the same with Yule (Winter Solstice aka Christmas) and Samhain (All Hallows eve or Halloween)
I know Santa Claus or Saint Nick was also known as Saint Nicholas who gave ribbons to poor daughters so they could escape a life of the brothel and but I'm not quite sure how the Easter Bunny who hides eggs comes into play. As for halloween most of the tradition is there but it kinda got screwed up in translation. Children wore costumes as demons or dead to hide from Samhain as his vision was poor. And treats were left on the doorsteps of each house for him, not the kids. This was to bring good fortunes for the coming months and a bountiful harvest.
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Suction Aspiration
Band of Devs Reloaded
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Posted - 2009.04.13 23:14:00 -
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Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 I ate eggs, made of chocolate, to celebrate the fact that somone who died ~2000 yrs ago managed to haxxor life and resurect from permadeath.
Makes PERFECT sense
Bunnys have beards. If you nail a bunny to a 2x4 it will poot out chocolate morsels and occasionally marshmellowy treats. Makes perfect sense to me.
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