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Demeterus
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.21 09:10:00 -
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In this thread a truly frightening development was hinted at.
Will poledancing exotic dancers be allowed when stations will be opened for capsuleer ambulation!?
Now, I am sure CCP does not want to stand in the way of legal commerce, or to hinder the buoyant pleasure industry of New Eden. Statistics would should show that latest quarter earnings in this industry rose was - in percentage well above the new eden industrial average of the same quarter.
It would be a serious infringement on New Eden commerce for my broth....er pleasure hubs not to be able to provide a legal and much requested service. Partaking in exotic dancer pole dancing is an age old activity for the whole family. What father has not brought his adolescent son to one of my... er New Edens many pleasure hubs?
Now, I seek reassurance from CCP that they will not cater to the ludicrous and antiquated beliefs of certain fringe fanatics located in Amarr.
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Br41n
Pinky and the Brain corp
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Posted - 2009.04.21 09:17:00 -
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BRING PLEASURE HUBS BACK! !11111eleven1
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Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
Yamainu-Mirai Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.04.21 09:27:00 -
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Probably not.
Considering that those locations will be swarming with people trying to get their fix of pixellated ass... Not a great thought.
They'll probably be something like a Holographic image that cycles through an animation - but wouldn't be enough to get excited over due to the healthy glob of scan-lines CCP would put on there.
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LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party
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Posted - 2009.04.21 09:34:00 -
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At Fanfest 08, there was a build of Walking in Stations which we could try our hands on.
There WAS Exotic Dancers. And they were also dancing.
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Candy Pain
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Posted - 2009.04.21 09:36:00 -
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 Originally by: LaVista Vista
At Fanfest 08, there was a build of Walking in Stations which we could try our hands on.
There WAS Exotic Dancers. And they were also dancing.
True story. You can see it in the videos on the you tubes.
I'm thinking of applying for one of the positions myself. |
AkRoYeR
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.04.21 10:19:00 -
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CCP will not allow this as the average age of the people in EvE Forums is 12.
Oh wait, you meant in game...my bad!
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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.04.21 10:27:00 -
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Originally by: LaVista Vista
At Fanfest 08, there was a build of Walking in Stations which we could try our hands on.
There WAS Exotic Dancers. And they were also dancing.
But could you get your hands on the dancers? That would totally sell me on WIS. All they'd have to do is modify EQ's /pizza command.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba
Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero!  /me bows
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Alexis Machine
Minmatar
Ceraphite Technologies
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Posted - 2009.04.21 10:35:00 -
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Don't Blink or you'll miss her
4:30 ish
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Roemy Schneider
BINFORD
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Posted - 2009.04.21 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Alexis Machine
Don't Blink or you'll miss her
4:30 ish
no pole 8[
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putting the gist back into logistics |
Bruno Capri
Minmatar
The Scarecrows
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Posted - 2009.04.21 11:17:00 -
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Originally by: Reven Cordelle
Probably not.
Considering that those locations will be swarming with people trying to get their fix of pixellated ass... Not a great thought.
Put them in low-sec 
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Chucky
HEAVEN'S DEATH DEALER'S
V.I.R.A.L.
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Posted - 2009.04.21 11:27:00 -
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Originally by: Roemy Schneider
Originally by: Alexis Machine
Don't Blink or you'll miss her
4:30 ish
no pole 8[
I have a pole for her
... you will see more and more marketing which in turn will bring you more players to torture. |
ZenSun
Total Mayhem.
Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.04.21 11:32:00 -
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Does this mean we get virtual man sized tissues too?
Please resize sig to a file size no greater than 24000 bytes - Mitnal |
Celexi
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Posted - 2009.04.21 11:35:00 -
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Originally by: AkRoYeR
CCP will not allow this as the average age of the people in EvE Forums is 12.
Oh wait, you meant in game...my bad!
You are being generous
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Alexis Machine
Minmatar
Ceraphite Technologies
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Posted - 2009.04.21 11:36:00 -
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Originally by: Chucky
I have a pole for her
Well.. player driven content and all that. lol
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