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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.28 18:34:00 -
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.04.28 18:38:00 -
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Yeah, those little rat-dogs are pretty useless. Don't discount all small dogs, though.
Was walking my two dachshunds in the park by my house two weeks ago, and a rottweiler owner was walking the other way. The rottie made the mistake of barking at my dogs, which, due to their tiny and adorable nature, were not on a leash. Guess which one won - a giant beefy killing machine rottweiler, or two torpedo-shaped midget dogs barely a foot in height?
I'm facing a $1000+ vet bill to repair the injuries to the rottie's neck and paws. For a while there, my younger dog was hanging off the rottie's neck while it tried to flee in terror, with my older wiener tearing away at its hindquarters.
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Onus Mian
Amarr Kingfisher Industries
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Posted - 2009.04.28 18:39:00 -
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Such pointless breeds of dogs ----
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? - Douglas Adams
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Darkerz Reloaded
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.28 18:40:00 -
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Why the **** would you want that little crippled cat 
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2009.04.28 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Yeah, those little rat-dogs are pretty useless. Don't discount all small dogs, though.
Was walking my two dachshunds in the park by my house two weeks ago, and a rottweiler owner was walking the other way. The rottie made the mistake of barking at my dogs, which, due to their tiny and adorable nature, were not on a leash. Guess which one won - a giant beefy killing machine rottweiler, or two torpedo-shaped midget dogs barely a foot in height?
I'm facing a $1000+ vet bill to repair the injuries to the rottie's neck and paws. For a while there, my younger dog was hanging off the rottie's neck while it tried to flee in terror, with my older wiener tearing away at its hindquarters.
It would be worth taking the dogs into the vet if and when you pay that bill just to see the looks on the vet's faces.  ____________________
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.04.28 18:50:00 -
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I doubt it'd surprise the vet. Dachshunds are hunting dogs, and they can be little bastards.
I have an awesome picture of them resting after their big adventure - the picture was taken that very day, and no, the little one's muzzle is not usually that colour. That's rottweiler blood, all right.
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Onus Mian
Amarr Kingfisher Industries
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:04:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Yeah, those little rat-dogs are pretty useless. Don't discount all small dogs, though.
Was walking my two dachshunds in the park by my house two weeks ago, and a rottweiler owner was walking the other way. The rottie made the mistake of barking at my dogs, which, due to their tiny and adorable nature, were not on a leash. Guess which one won - a giant beefy killing machine rottweiler, or two torpedo-shaped midget dogs barely a foot in height?
I'm facing a $1000+ vet bill to repair the injuries to the rottie's neck and paws. For a while there, my younger dog was hanging off the rottie's neck while it tried to flee in terror, with my older wiener tearing away at its hindquarters.
Suprised they weren't put down for being dangerous. They should have been ----
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? - Douglas Adams
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Kaidem
Minmatar Black Rebellion
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:07:00 -
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Istvaan Shogaatsu, you seem pretty proud of your dogs kicking another dogs ass. Now if it's as you say then it's just one of those things and hopefully you have learned tokeep them on a leash. If not then you shouldnt have dogs. .
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:14:00 -
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Do I look like Michael Vick to you? I'm down a grand over here. No, I'm not proud, just surprised (and honestly, in a way, glad, that my dogs mauled the other one, rather than the other one mauling my dogs - love 'em too much)
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BlackDragonShadow
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:27:00 -
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Any dog that you could step on and kill can only be considered a rodent.
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Onus Mian
Amarr Kingfisher Industries
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:31:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 28/04/2009 19:21:39 Do I look like Michael Vick to you? I'm down a grand over here. No, I'm not proud, just surprised (and honestly, in a way, glad, that my dogs mauled the other one, rather than the other one mauling my dogs - love 'em too much)
edit: Oh, and they wouldn't be put down for being dangerous, because the rottie started it. It was barking and snarling very aggressively at my dogs, pulling at its owner's leash. It only freaked and tried to run once my dogs attacked it. And yeah, I'm not taking them off leashes from now on.
Barking and snarling is a warning to stay away. When dogs mean to attack they don't make any noise. My dog used to bark and snarl from the safety of the house when she saw people outside but ran away once they came into the house. Bottom line is that your dogs are liable to attack other dogs and potentially humans as well. ----
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? - Douglas Adams
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:34:00 -
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Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 28/04/2009 19:35:00 Nah, they exhibit zero human aggression.
They did rip apart a coyote about two years ago in my back yard, though. Yeah, leashes are probably a good idea ;)
edit: Now that you mention it, my dogs didn't bark once when attacking the rottie. They just went for it.
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Onus Mian
Amarr Kingfisher Industries
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:35:00 -
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Edited by: Onus Mian on 28/04/2009 19:37:11
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Nah, they exhibit zero human aggression.
They did rip apart a coyote about two years ago in my back yard, though. Yeah, leashes are probably a good idea ;)
Muzzles too. Just because they don't show any human agression doesn't mean they are safe. My dog (Golden retriever) was very gentle (She once ran away from a two week old kitten that touched her tail) but I never put her in a position where she might feel trapped and lash out at humans, especially children. ----
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? - Douglas Adams
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:45:00 -
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Can't muzzle them now, they were never trained for it. They wouldn't tolerate it for more than a few seconds. I'll just be extra careful. Honestly, muzzling is something I'd never even consider in the first place. Back in the day, my older one was back in Poland hunting badger with my grandpa. They're hunting dogs through and through, and I'm not interested in altering their nature.
I don't think they're gonna maul any children, I mean, it's not like I sic them on a cage full of babies regularly. In the past, they've been pretty chill around kids.
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Imperium Forces
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:51:00 -
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Originally by: Kaidem Istvaan Shogaatsu, you seem pretty proud of your dogs kicking another dogs ass. Now if it's as you say then it's just one of those things and hopefully you have learned tokeep them on a leash. If not then you shouldnt have dogs.
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Grimpak
Gallente Clubs and Diamonds
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:57:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 28/04/2009 19:21:39 Do I look like Michael Vick to you? I'm down a grand over here. No, I'm not proud, just surprised (and honestly, in a way, glad, that my dogs mauled the other one, rather than the other one mauling my dogs - love 'em too much)
edit: Oh, and they wouldn't be put down for being dangerous, because the rottie started it. It was barking and snarling very aggressively at my dogs, pulling at its owner's leash. It only freaked and tried to run once my dogs attacked it. And yeah, I'm not taking them off leashes from now on.
bah, don't mind him.
altho, I do have to say that dachshunds, are indeed, a race bred for blood trailing, altho many people fail to realize that specially due to their cute appearance.
Personally, however, I prefer Great Danes, but I'm more of a cat person so .... ---
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.28 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Onus Mian My dog (Golden retriever)
Mines a Rotten Retriever. He's got the potential to be a great herder if the Rottie would only stop taking over. He's been an awesome mouser though, has even gone as far as to dig em out of the ground.
I've had him for about 4 years now since he was a pup. Got him from a customer when I was bartending.
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2009.04.28 20:02:00 -
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Originally by: Onus Mian
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Yeah, those little rat-dogs are pretty useless. Don't discount all small dogs, though.
Was walking my two dachshunds in the park by my house two weeks ago, and a rottweiler owner was walking the other way. The rottie made the mistake of barking at my dogs, which, due to their tiny and adorable nature, were not on a leash. Guess which one won - a giant beefy killing machine rottweiler, or two torpedo-shaped midget dogs barely a foot in height?
I'm facing a $1000+ vet bill to repair the injuries to the rottie's neck and paws. For a while there, my younger dog was hanging off the rottie's neck while it tried to flee in terror, with my older wiener tearing away at its hindquarters.
Suprised they weren't put down for being dangerous. They should have been
I believe thats reserved for animal attacks on humans. If the rottweiler started it and the dacshunds felt they were defending themselves and by proxy their owner the question of the rotts training comes into question. Of course I also question why the dachshunds werent on a leash. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.04.28 20:05:00 -
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No need to question it, it was a failure on my part - one I don't intend to repeat.
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari Yamainu-Mirai Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.04.29 08:16:00 -
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I've always maintained that big dogs are win. Mainly because they just look better half the time. You honestly can't beat a German Shepherd or other "pointy" lookin' dogs. Those little rat dogs are just way too tempting to be drop-kicked.
Small dogs are pointless, you might as well get a cat and get the same level of fail. I liked cats - well, until my trusty cat died. We got a new cat but hes not that great... Even if he is ginger and named "Jones". The worst part is, hes massive - but he got his ass kicked by a smaller cat. S'like... FFS Jones, sort it out.
Maybe I'm biased.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.29 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Reven Cordelle
Small dogs are pointless, you might as well get a cat and get the same level of fail. I liked cats - well, until my trusty cat died. We got a new cat but hes not that great... Even if he is ginger and named "Jones". The worst part is, hes massive - but he got his ass kicked by a smaller cat. S'like... FFS Jones, sort it out.
Maybe I'm biased.
My old cat used to be the Chuck Norris of cats in my old neighborhood. He was bitten on the ear by a rat when he was a just a kitten and since then he vowed revenge on every living creature. In his prime he killed some rodent or bird daily, and it didn't even slow down even after I put a bell on him, even going as far as to bring a rabbit home that was almost as large as he was. He regularly beat up my stepmom's cock-a-poo (larger of the kick me breeds) and harassed the neighbors rotty. I remember one time we went fishing and hadn't realized he had climbed into the boat. we noticed afterwards though when he jumped from the bow of the boat onto the spare tire of the trooper while we were doing 60mph on the freeway. He ended up going fishing with us. The most impressive thing though was when I saw him fight. I actually didn't see much. The other cat wanted to back out but didn't want to turn away. But when that cat did try to make a break for it all I saw was Malaki hopping on top of him and then the other cats fur flying everywhere. I tried to stop him and he shredded my arm in the process. He's retired now though. Spends more time indoors than out. He's 18 and nothing more than skin d****d over some bones and I honestly do not know what is keeping him alive. My theory though is that since cats have 9 lives he simply mugged the other cats of theirs.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.04.29 16:28:00 -
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Looks like the airborne rat-dog has been saved... by PSYCHIC POWERS.
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Grimpak
Gallente Clubs and Diamonds
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Posted - 2009.04.29 18:12:00 -
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Edited by: Grimpak on 29/04/2009 18:12:20
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Originally by: Reven Cordelle
Small dogs are pointless, you might as well get a cat and get the same level of fail. I liked cats - well, until my trusty cat died. We got a new cat but hes not that great... Even if he is ginger and named "Jones". The worst part is, hes massive - but he got his ass kicked by a smaller cat. S'like... FFS Jones, sort it out.
Maybe I'm biased.
My old cat used to be the Chuck Norris of cats in my old neighborhood. He was bitten on the ear by a rat when he was a just a kitten and since then he vowed revenge on every living creature. In his prime he killed some rodent or bird daily, and it didn't even slow down even after I put a bell on him, even going as far as to bring a rabbit home that was almost as large as he was. He regularly beat up my stepmom's cock-a-poo (larger of the kick me breeds) and harassed the neighbors rotty. I remember one time we went fishing and hadn't realized he had climbed into the boat. we noticed afterwards though when he jumped from the bow of the boat onto the spare tire of the trooper while we were doing 60mph on the freeway. He ended up going fishing with us. The most impressive thing though was when I saw him fight. I actually didn't see much. The other cat wanted to back out but didn't want to turn away. But when that cat did try to make a break for it all I saw was Malaki hopping on top of him and then the other cats fur flying everywhere. I tried to stop him and he shredded my arm in the process. He's retired now though. Spends more time indoors than out. He's 18 and nothing more than skin d****d over some bones and I honestly do not know what is keeping him alive. My theory though is that since cats have 9 lives he simply mugged the other cats of theirs.
18 years and such a colourful life... in human terms that's arround.... 100 years old?
indeed he kept stealin' the other cat's lives and he's living off of them now ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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mazzilliu
Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.04.29 19:42:00 -
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Edited by: mazzilliu on 29/04/2009 19:44:26 I used to have a doberman that intimidated the hell out of any other dog he would come across, and not because of his behavior either. he had way above average muscle development so the end effect was a 80-90 pound shiny black bodybuilder dog with literally rippling muscles. he was real sweet to us and people we acted friendly to, but he would rush at the other dogs and greet them all friendly, and it would just terrify all the other dogs seeing something so big moving so fast. usually any sort of hostility stopped because the other dog was too busy being submissive or being picked up by its owner. we fed him lots of ground beef and rice and gave him enough exercise to actually burn all those calories.
he never harmed anybody and he never got into a fight with another dog because he never needed to. And the Jehovah's witnesses stopped coming as well. I want another doberman. 
on the other end of the spectrum, my ex-neighbor's mini pinscher made me want to drop kick her dumb arse. anytime i go outside the house ARARARARARARARAR
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Dr Slaughter
Minmatar Rabies Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.01 21:17:00 -
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Heh. We love our Rhodesian Ridgebacks although they've had their moments. Killing a deer, wrecking a car (twice), eating everything in the shed (and somehow not having any ill-effects despite the vets telling us they pretty much probably would be dead in the morning. Liver response test was fine despite petrol, path-clear, various insecticides, a can of paint, some lime(!!!), a pot of pre-mixed fire concrete..) etc.
The only thing that gets them ****ed is dogs that are off the lead coming up aggressively. We simply drop the lead and let the dogs sort everything out..... ~~~~ There is no parody in this thread. Honest. |

Dr Karsun
Gallente Empire News
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Posted - 2009.05.01 22:32:00 -
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Omg... That's why I like big dogs :D
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