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Iamien
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
115
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:00:00 -
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This is an elaborate plan me and some random dude concocted that if CCP stayed true to non-intervention, speil. would be one of the most diabolical ever implemented. This will be in listed step format as any other method would be impossible for me to convey.
Steps: 1. Attain constellation with a deep dead-end structure with a station at the dead-end(This station will need lots of belts). 2. Clear the market of any combat module/ship in that station, including blueprints. 3. Open a Corp that is +5 to the alliance holding the station. 4. Set Station so +6 or higher is needed to access the medical facility. 5. ****-cage the only gate of the dead-end system 300+km in each direction. 6. Set up extremely cheap buy-orders for minerals in the station. 7. Recruit miners into the alliance and walk them through setting their clone at the dead-end system(Offer them awesome incentives if needed). 8. Once they are in the system, give them a mining ship, kick them from the alliance corp, and invite them to the +5 corp. 9. Place combat ships on the exit gate killing any miners that try to escape, sending them back to the station. 10. Profit off the effort of your seriously under-paid slave-miners.
11. If morale becomes an issue. seed the market with really cheap core probe equipment/skillbooks, but VERY expensive probes (Think 4-5 bil per probe)
12. If you system runs out of roids, ****-cage the gate in the next system and let your miners spread their legs into the second system(This can be used as a motivational tool).
13. Win EVE |

Sid Hudgens
Totally not an NPC Corp
69
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:03:00 -
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Look man, I'm not saying you can't smoke crack ... I'm just saying maybe don't smoke all the crack at once, you know? "....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced." |

Iamien
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
115
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:08:00 -
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Sid Hudgens wrote:Look man, I'm not saying you can't smoke crack ... I'm just saying maybe don't smoke all the crack at once, you know?
I don't believe there is anything wrong with my plan as far as mechanics go. The only variable is if CCP would grant their stuck petitions. |

Lexar Mundi
DYNAMIC INTERVENTION ORPHANS OF EVE
4
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:08:00 -
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smoke less, pass more please |

Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
181
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:09:00 -
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Iamien wrote:let your miners spread their legs into the second system... I heard somewhere that people would be spreading their legs?
Awesome!
EVE shall be purged by fire - please Gods let them ALL burn in Jita. |

Degren
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
281
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:14:00 -
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I...
But...
Is this plausible?
That's just so good! Passive aggression, huh? -áNo, that's fine. |

Large Collidable Object
morons.
1396
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:19:00 -
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Iamien wrote:Sid Hudgens wrote:Look man, I'm not saying you can't smoke crack ... I'm just saying maybe don't smoke all the crack at once, you know? I don't believe there is anything wrong with my plan as far as mechanics go. The only variable is if CCP would grant their stuck petitions.
There are usually real people operating all these mining bots. You know... morons. |

Iamien
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
116
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:21:00 -
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Large Collidable Object wrote:Iamien wrote:Sid Hudgens wrote:Look man, I'm not saying you can't smoke crack ... I'm just saying maybe don't smoke all the crack at once, you know? I don't believe there is anything wrong with my plan as far as mechanics go. The only variable is if CCP would grant their stuck petitions. There are usually real people operating all these mining bots.
When did I say there weren't.
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Torneach
Emrys Enterprises
37
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:22:00 -
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You, sir, are gifted with a ruthlessness that rivals that of the Robber Barons of early capitalism.
I applaud you. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
620
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:45:00 -
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Wow, that must've taken a lot to put together. Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd |

Nephilius
Knights of Athena Star Council
400
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:52:00 -
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Replace one problem by utilizing the elements of another problem. I like it. Sounds like Eve Online. To call me a Carebear is a misnomer...while it is true that I am hairy like a bear (or two russian women), I really don't care.-á Like, at all.-á Call me an Apathybear.-á Just don't call if you need assistance. |

Iamien
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
117
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:54:00 -
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Not too much theory-crafting, actually less than an hour. Now if I had the assets. |

Degren
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
281
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:59:00 -
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I'm broke and a bit of a newb, but anything you need, I'll try and help out. Passive aggression, huh? -áNo, that's fine. |

Welsige
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
62
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Posted - 2012.05.08 00:59:00 -
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So is this the final solution?
Cage them up in a matrix like minning system, where we feed from them?
Its elegant. ~ 10.058 ~
Free The Mittani |

Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
408
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Posted - 2012.05.08 01:03:00 -
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I thought this was some kind of mediocre idea that has already been done many times before, until I got to step 9. You've won me over at that point, and I salute you. This is one of the more amazing things anyone here has suggested. |

Patrick Estemaire
EVE University Ivy League
11
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Posted - 2012.05.08 01:05:00 -
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You had me at slave-miners.
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Nephilius
Knights of Athena Star Council
402
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Posted - 2012.05.08 01:12:00 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:Some theoretical problems need to be addressed, though. First, it would be difficult to keep a constant blockade up. Not impossible, just difficult. Second, there would still be the issue of contraband. People would start to sneak covert ships into the system with stuff to put on the market, undercutting your probes. Or they would simply use those covert ships to escape your blockade.
Find the queen, and force her to sign the treaty. This will legitimize your trade blockade, viceroy.
To call me a Carebear is a misnomer...while it is true that I am hairy like a bear (or two russian women), I really don't care.-á Like, at all.-á Call me an Apathybear.-á Just don't call if you need assistance. |

Ioci
Bad Girl Posse
157
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Posted - 2012.05.08 01:13:00 -
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0/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg-_HeVNYOk
Save Derpy! |

Ban Bindy
Bindy Brothers Pottery Association
131
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Posted - 2012.05.08 01:20:00 -
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All miners would have to do to leave is to reset their clones again. |

Iamien
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
121
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Posted - 2012.05.08 01:23:00 -
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Ban Bindy wrote:All miners would have to do to leave is to reset their clones again.
They don't have access to the medical facility. |

Eternus8lux8lucis
Whack-A-Mole
92
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Posted - 2012.05.08 01:23:00 -
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Funny but it still wont work.
A) set clone to high sec and pod yourself or get podded and your free.
B) Whats stopping some miner with a cap ship or any other jump capable ship from bringing in LOTS of goodies or leaving? In fact itd be highly lucrative to bring in a ship full of better priced loot and undercutting you for stuff. Whats a bil isk cap ship to "spend" when you can bring in and sell probes at half your price lets say and make back all your isk by selling only one?
Funny and really all that a lot of null sec is about. Miners, ratters, botting, explo, etc or not. Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace |

Iamien
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
121
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Posted - 2012.05.08 01:25:00 -
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Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:Funny but it still wont work.
A) set clone to high sec and pod yourself or get podded and your free.
B) Whats stopping some miner with a cap ship or any other jump capable ship from bringing in LOTS of goodies or leaving? In fact itd be highly lucrative to bring in a ship full of better priced loot and undercutting you for stuff. Whats a bil isk cap ship to "spend" when you can bring in and sell probes at half your price lets say and make back all your isk by selling only one?
Funny and really all that a lot of null sec is about. Miners, ratters, botting, explo, etc or not.
They wont have access to the medical facility in the +5 standing corp. |

Jonah Gravenstein
281
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Posted - 2012.05.08 01:28:00 -
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Iamien wrote:evil nefarious plan
+1 for the mindset required to come up with such a devilishly ebil plan.
Ming The Merciless, he plays Eve.
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |

Jayrendo Karr
Suns Of Korhal Terran Commonwealth
92
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Posted - 2012.05.08 02:40:00 -
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When the miners quit and the "friends" renting you space dont get no mins, you're gonna be in a ton of pain. Also this would be an easy breach of EULA. |

Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
410
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Posted - 2012.05.08 02:47:00 -
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Jayrendo Karr wrote:Also this would be an easy breach of EULA. Do you enjoy speaking out of your ass, or is it simply a habit? |

Jayrendo Karr
Suns Of Korhal Terran Commonwealth
92
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Posted - 2012.05.08 02:49:00 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:Jayrendo Karr wrote:Also this would be an easy breach of EULA. Do you enjoy speaking out of your ass, or is it simply a habit? It would be considered targetted griefing. CCP doesnt mind random ganking, or even some harrassment, but they'd still intervene in a no-escape case like this. CCP would risk a PR disaster, also word would get out very fast about this scam. |

Kietay Ayari
Caldari State
404
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Posted - 2012.05.08 03:05:00 -
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The more good ideas that happen the more fun the game will be. Good work capsuleer! Ferox #1 |

Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
410
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Posted - 2012.05.08 03:18:00 -
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Jayrendo Karr wrote:Destiny Corrupted wrote:Jayrendo Karr wrote:Also this would be an easy breach of EULA. Do you enjoy speaking out of your ass, or is it simply a habit? It would be considered targetted griefing. CCP doesnt mind random ganking, or even some harrassment, but they'd still intervene in a no-escape case like this. CCP would risk a PR disaster, also word would get out very fast about this scam. Sorry, but you're wrong. It's not targeted griefing, as the only thing that would prevent these "slaves" from escaping would be their own ignorance. |

Boomhaur
42
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Posted - 2012.05.08 05:17:00 -
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Ahh great I know Eve is full of evil sick sadistic bastards but still. Do we really need a "solution" to the miner question. Can't we just go back to the indiscriminate killing that we have always done and quit being prejudice about who we kill. |

Jayrendo Karr
Suns Of Korhal Terran Commonwealth
94
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Posted - 2012.05.08 05:44:00 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:Jayrendo Karr wrote:Destiny Corrupted wrote:Jayrendo Karr wrote:Also this would be an easy breach of EULA. Do you enjoy speaking out of your ass, or is it simply a habit? It would be considered targetted griefing. CCP doesnt mind random ganking, or even some harrassment, but they'd still intervene in a no-escape case like this. CCP would risk a PR disaster, also word would get out very fast about this scam. Sorry, but you're wrong. It's not targeted griefing, as the only thing that would prevent these "slaves" from escaping would be their own ignorance. How can you escape with no jumpclones, no probes, no medical clones, no isk, and no ships, and a gaurded gate with bubbles? A hulk in hisec can escape if fit properly. Even the ignorant need a chance to learn. They won't mine, they'll just quit leaving the person with no slaves, and ccp with less customers. The point of eve is freedom not slavery. Sure things get expensive but even in a WH you can pod yourself to get back to empire. It is targetted griefing when people say do x or quit the game. Eve is about being able to stop doing x and start doing y. What good is it to learn something, and never be able to use it? Why drive a cra if you won't see a car ever again in your life? Those who don't learn will fail anyways, regardless of their situation. Those who learn should be rewarded with greater opportunity, not imprisoned for making a mistake. |

Antisocial Malkavian
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
68
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Posted - 2012.05.08 05:49:00 -
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Iamien wrote:Sid Hudgens wrote:Look man, I'm not saying you can't smoke crack ... I'm just saying maybe don't smoke all the crack at once, you know? I don't believe there is anything wrong with my plan as far as mechanics go. The only variable is if CCP would grant their stuck petitions.
and/or the people that stop playing those alts.......
Jayrendo Karr wrote: How can you escape with no jumpclones, no probes, no medical clones, no isk, and no ships, and a gaurded gate with bubbles? A hulk in hisec can escape if fit properly. Even the ignorant need a chance to learn. They won't mine, they'll just quit leaving the person with no slaves, and ccp with less customers. The point of eve is freedom not slavery. Sure things get expensive but even in a WH you can pod yourself to get back to empire. It is targetted griefing when people say do x or quit the game. Eve is about being able to stop doing x and start doing y. What good is it to learn something, and never be able to use it? Why drive a cra if you won't see a car ever again in your life? Those who don't learn will fail anyways, regardless of their situation. Those who learn should be rewarded with greater opportunity.
alts
Dont think the average miner is SO MMO stupid they wont just make an alt and say "**** your plan"
/thread http://www.bioone.org/doi/abs/10.2317/JKES0811.17.1 Bees That Drink Human Tears -- ITS SCIENCE!!! |

Jayrendo Karr
Suns Of Korhal Terran Commonwealth
94
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Posted - 2012.05.08 05:56:00 -
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Antisocial Malkavian wrote:Iamien wrote:Sid Hudgens wrote:Look man, I'm not saying you can't smoke crack ... I'm just saying maybe don't smoke all the crack at once, you know? I don't believe there is anything wrong with my plan as far as mechanics go. The only variable is if CCP would grant their stuck petitions. and/or the people that stop playing those alts....... Jayrendo Karr wrote: How can you escape with no jumpclones, no probes, no medical clones, no isk, and no ships, and a gaurded gate with bubbles? A hulk in hisec can escape if fit properly. Even the ignorant need a chance to learn. They won't mine, they'll just quit leaving the person with no slaves, and ccp with less customers. The point of eve is freedom not slavery. Sure things get expensive but even in a WH you can pod yourself to get back to empire. It is targetted griefing when people say do x or quit the game. Eve is about being able to stop doing x and start doing y. What good is it to learn something, and never be able to use it? Why drive a cra if you won't see a car ever again in your life? Those who don't learn will fail anyways, regardless of their situation. Those who learn should be rewarded with greater opportunity.
alts Dont think the average miner is SO MMO stupid they wont just make an alt and say "**** your plan" /thread What good is an alt? When you spent 4 months skilling you probably wont restart, you'll just quit and say **** this game.
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LuminousAxle
Auski
0
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Posted - 2012.05.08 05:59:00 -
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Pretty sure u can use the medical to reset your clone location regardless of standings. Would like to know for sure either way though. The wiki didn't say much on it when I looked either, i just vaguely remember doing it at one point but then maybe I'm just mental. |

Tub Chil
Heretic University Heretic Nation
17
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Posted - 2012.05.08 06:26:00 -
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If they leave the corp, won't their home station be npc? |

Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
96
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Posted - 2012.05.08 06:42:00 -
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Iamien wrote:Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:Funny but it still wont work.
A) set clone to high sec and pod yourself or get podded and your free.
B) Whats stopping some miner with a cap ship or any other jump capable ship from bringing in LOTS of goodies or leaving? In fact itd be highly lucrative to bring in a ship full of better priced loot and undercutting you for stuff. Whats a bil isk cap ship to "spend" when you can bring in and sell probes at half your price lets say and make back all your isk by selling only one?
Funny and really all that a lot of null sec is about. Miners, ratters, botting, explo, etc or not. They wont have access to the medical facility in the +5 standing corp. doesn't matter, just leave the corp and you'll get teleported to the nearest low-sec station with medical facilities the next time you die. |

Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
547
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Posted - 2012.05.08 06:45:00 -
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Vera Algaert wrote:Iamien wrote:Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:Funny but it still wont work.
A) set clone to high sec and pod yourself or get podded and your free.
B) Whats stopping some miner with a cap ship or any other jump capable ship from bringing in LOTS of goodies or leaving? In fact itd be highly lucrative to bring in a ship full of better priced loot and undercutting you for stuff. Whats a bil isk cap ship to "spend" when you can bring in and sell probes at half your price lets say and make back all your isk by selling only one?
Funny and really all that a lot of null sec is about. Miners, ratters, botting, explo, etc or not. They wont have access to the medical facility in the +5 standing corp. doesn't matter, just leave the corp and you'll get teleported to the nearest low-sec station with medical facilities the next time you die. ^---this. He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |

Sigurd Sig Hansen
Hedion University Amarr Empire
145
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Posted - 2012.05.08 10:20:00 -
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Pretty sure you can just make an alt. Which is what ID do.
Then again apparently Im one of the rare breed who are "carebear" (even though I mine and WOULD NOT come to the forums to QQ when my untanked hulk got blown up cause I NEVER TANK IT
but w/e :labels:) and am not a complete moron
Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4151
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Posted - 2012.05.08 11:06:00 -
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Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:B) Whats stopping some miner with a cap ship or any other jump capable ship from bringing in LOTS of goodies or leaving?
The cynojammer and the resultant fact that they can't get their capitals into the system in the first place? "WeGÇÖre a professional Merc Alliance, like PL" ~ snot shot, 2012 |

Nirnias Stirrum
Tr0pa de elite. G00DFELLAS
138
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Posted - 2012.05.08 11:09:00 -
[39] - Quote
Iamien wrote:A "solution" to the mining carebear problem.
Hulkaggedon on a bi-monthly basis :)
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Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
580
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Posted - 2012.05.08 11:13:00 -
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I've never wanted to report a post before. Congrats on being the first. N-azis reference is clear. That CCP hasn't locked it for such is completely BS. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX! |

papamike
Precipice Industries
52
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Posted - 2012.05.08 11:22:00 -
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Mr Kidd wrote:I've never wanted to report a post before. Congrats on being the first. N-azis reference is clear. That CCP hasn't locked it for such is completely BS.
God I hope you are trolling because if not... seriously |

Iamien
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
124
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Posted - 2012.05.08 11:23:00 -
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Thanks for godwinning my thread bro. |

Baneken
Hyvat Pahat ja Eric The Polaris Syndicate
120
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Posted - 2012.05.08 11:30:00 -
[43] - Quote
Dunno what OP is smoking but pass me the reefer anyway seems like good stuff. |

Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team
496
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Posted - 2012.05.08 12:02:00 -
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I have never seen a forum community direct so much hate toward a simple game mechanic, ever. Kinda surprised people aren't whining about other people who do missions, as well. Or maybe people who login for 10 minutes every day to update their PI.
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Pinstar Colton
New Lunar Republic Special Tactics Squadron
42
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Posted - 2012.05.08 12:15:00 -
[45] - Quote
All stick, no carrot. Even though they are trapped, they have no reason to mine for you.
Why not turn the venture into something more rewarding for all involved? Put up those buy orders for reasonable prices... and use all those gate-camping combat ships to keep hostiles out...rather than the miners in.
The miners will WANT to mine, especially given the chance to chew on low sec ores without fear of pirates or gankers. They'll pull in more ore, which they'll sell to you. You'll get more minerals in the long way that way. I don't make minerals. I just make ore 20% cooler. |

Slappy Andven
Proletariat Projects Inc SoulWing Alliance
10
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Posted - 2012.05.08 12:22:00 -
[46] - Quote
The best part of this whole thread was Eve being about freedom not slavery....
Hi! I'd like to introduce you to the Amarrians.... |

Santina Azurant
Love the Bubble SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2
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Posted - 2012.05.08 12:31:00 -
[47] - Quote
CCP wont act on something like that. Mainly because they will never have to.
I like the plan - Its evil and would fill up a small lake of tears if succesful - Unfortunatly it will never work...
1) To get a pipe like that you would need to take some sov that I guarantee is already spoken for and not given up easily. That leaves joining an established alliance (or rent). That in turn would mean that alot of people would know or figure out your operation. Dont really think there is alot of big null entities that would like the reputation as slave-owners either. Well..maybe the russians idk
2) Your gatecamp would be the most chrashed camp since 1945. Half of the good-minded people in null would try and save the poor miners and just as many evil bastard (like me) would go there for the tears and pewpew.
3) The miners would quit, or be soaked up into other alliances that would go and get them out.
In the end, the only real loser (isk wise) would be you.
I do applaude you for the evilness of your plan, I'll buy you a drink in hell
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Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
642
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Posted - 2012.05.08 12:33:00 -
[48] - Quote
Ya know, the easiest solution is to just get everybody to whinemoar at CCP and nerf the miner into oblivion, if not down right removing them. Hell, threaten to quit to cancel your accout and get CCP to remove miners....it worked once before last year. Think we can get CCP to reduce Hulk hitpoits by 20%, remove its drones, and reduce the tracking from zero on stripminers to some god awfully low negitive number even though stripper beams don't use tracking. Miners are obviously a problem everyone (but themselves) that want gone and with great numbers comes great power to do something about them  |

Iamien
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
125
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Posted - 2012.05.08 12:45:00 -
[49] - Quote
Santina Azurant wrote:CCP wont act on something like that. Mainly because they will never have to.
I like the plan - Its evil and would fill up a small lake of tears if succesful - Unfortunatly it will never work...
1) To get a pipe like that you would need to take some sov that I guarantee is already spoken for and not given up easily. That leaves joining an established alliance (or rent). That in turn would mean that alot of people would know or figure out your operation. Dont really think there is alot of big null entities that would like the reputation as slave-owners either. Well..maybe the russians idk
Diplomacy. who doesn't want jita-priced mins in their region. |

Sarah Schneider
PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore
62
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Posted - 2012.05.08 13:12:00 -
[50] - Quote
This thread is so full of win. Also +1 for the OP. |

SuperKawaiiDesuYo
N3UR0TIC
0
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Posted - 2012.05.08 13:59:00 -
[51] - Quote
wait why do people hate miners again?
also if it's high sec, which i'm assuming this idea is vs carebears, just leave the corp lol. could npc corp it up for a while and mine there. if the miner is attacked leaving your system he's traded literally 0 isk vs your combat pilots + you lose security standings with concord (might not care i guess)
if it's in a NPC station of any kind with a medical station, leave corp -> set respawn clone in high sec
if it's null sec... that would be awful. though what happens if you have a jump clone in some sort of corp that you end up leaving? can't imagine you can continually respawn in a corp's assets you aren't in anymore (whatever has a jump clone idk)
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Savage Angel
Gambler's Inc.
0
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Posted - 2012.05.08 14:13:00 -
[52] - Quote
For 100M each I'll sneak a covops in and scan a WH exit for any miner who can pay. |

Boomhaur
44
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Posted - 2012.05.08 19:54:00 -
[53] - Quote
Iamien wrote:Thanks for godwinning my thread bro.
I beat him to it actually but I was a tad bit more stealthy about it. |

Zyress
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
64
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Posted - 2012.05.08 20:17:00 -
[54] - Quote
Iamien wrote:This is an elaborate plan me and some random dude concocted that if CCP stayed true to non-intervention, speil. would be one of the most diabolical ever implemented. This will be in listed step format as any other method would be impossible for me to convey.
Steps: 1. Attain constellation with a deep dead-end structure with a station at the dead-end(This station will need lots of belts). 2. Clear the market of any combat module/ship in that station, including blueprints. 3. Open a Corp that is +5 to the alliance holding the station. 4. Set Station so +6 or higher is needed to access the medical facility. 5. ****-cage the only gate of the dead-end system 300+km in each direction. 6. Set up extremely cheap buy-orders for minerals in the station. 7. Recruit miners into the alliance and walk them through setting their clone at the dead-end system(Offer them awesome incentives if needed). 8. Once they are in the system, give them a mining ship, kick them from the alliance corp, and invite them to the +5 corp. 9. Place combat ships on the exit gate killing any miners that try to escape, sending them back to the station. 10. Profit off the effort of your seriously under-paid slave-miners.
11. If morale becomes an issue. seed the market with really cheap core probe equipment/skillbooks, but VERY expensive probes (Think 4-5 bil per probe)
12. If you system runs out of roids, ****-cage the gate in the next system and let your miners spread their legs into the second system(This can be used as a motivational tool).
13. Win EVE
Are you that frightened of fighting a miner that you don't even want them to have access to combat ships and modules? What a wimp. |

Sigurd Sig Hansen
Hedion University Amarr Empire
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Nirnias Stirrum wrote:Iamien wrote:A "solution" to the mining carebear problem. Hulkaggedon on a bi-monthly basis :)
Or hell if you want noone to ever mine and/or them to leave the game entirely why stop Hulkageddon? Dont Goons have all but unlimited Moon Goo funds anyways? So much in fact even they seem go approve of a Moon Goo nerf or removal.
SuperKawaiiDesuYo wrote:wait why do people hate miners again?
also if it's high sec, which i'm assuming this idea is vs carebears, just leave the corp lol. could npc corp it up for a while and mine there. if the miner is attacked leaving your system he's traded literally 0 isk vs your combat pilots + you lose security standings with concord (might not care i guess)
if it's in a NPC station of any kind with a medical station, leave corp -> set respawn clone in high sec
if it's null sec... that would be awful. though what happens if you have a jump clone in some sort of corp that you end up leaving? can't imagine you can continually respawn in a corp's assets you aren't in anymore (whatever has a jump clone idk)
Because null sec is apparently THAT BORING. Notice how when theres massive war and strife going on in null theire not busying themselves murdering miners in null cause theyre worried about losing their **** in null.
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