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Squat Hardpeck
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Posted - 2009.05.02 03:42:00 -
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Edited by: Squat Hardpeck on 02/05/2009 03:41:56
Step 1: Make a character
Step 2: Make it Caldari
Step 3: If step 2 is not met, continue to step 6
Step 4: Leave the State War Academy
Step 5: ???
Step 6: PROFIT!
Seriously, if you wish to enjoy the enriching experience of this game, get out of the State War Academy ASAP! I've never seen such a hive of furries, hentai fappers, and virgins the likes of which that would make Donnie Osmond cough up blood. It's the Alliance faction of EVE.
Heed this excellent information!
You've been warned!
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Micia
Minmatar
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.05.02 05:50:00 -
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 Originally by: Squat Hardpeck
Seriously, if you wish to enjoy the enriching experience of this game, get out of Goonswarm ASAP! I've never seen such a hive of furries, hentai fappers, and virgins the likes of which that would make Donnie Osmond cough up blood.
Fixed. 
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Cipher7
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Posted - 2009.05.02 12:14:00 -
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North side of the universe just plain sucks. Especially the Northeast.
Jita, Drone Regions, Caldari space.
Only good thing in the north is Lai Dai R&D and ninja salvaging in Motsu.
I hate mish runners in general and Caldari characters in particular
Amarr NPC channel : Would you like to have a glass of Pinot Grigio on the HMS Majestic?
Minmatar NPC channel : Ammamake Oso gate camped again grrr...
Gallente NPC channel : Okay so I bought the tower but I can't find any free moons...
Caldari NPC channel : lol chuck norris lol hey why do these rats keep jamming me
Amarr NPC chnnal : I, [insert name] swear undying fealty to our new Empress
Minmatar NPC channel : Guys lets form a gang to clear Ammamake. Guys??!??
Gallente NPC channel : I found a good grav site, anybody wanna haul for me?
Caldari NPC channel : So then after I got ganked the third time, we won FW. Woot!
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Baltara
Caldari
Pax Emunio
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Posted - 2009.05.02 19:05:00 -
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We don't like you either, Cipher... 
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Sharp Feather
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2009.07.04 16:52:00 -
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Death to caldari! And anything caldari, even their pets. 
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