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Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:37:00 - [1] Afternoon, I got ganked to the tune of almost a bill in assets the other day hear Jita. I was so fking p'ed off i had to lol at it and congratulate the gankers on a nice play, they scanned me down, pwned me and only missed out on the big pay off as my cargo was destroyed with my ship. I want to sample these lols and potential filthy high pay offs for myself. I have : a t2 fit drake flying noobie alt and a noobie hauler flying alt. I want:**To team up with people who do this for a living or for fun, lets get rich or die lulzing. Hit me up in game via eve mail or just troll/flame below
Delphi Grendalus Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:39:00 - [2] Suicide gankers have no honour. Tear-stained ISK is the best kind of ISK.
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:41:00 - [3] first troll took 2 minutes? this forum's standards are slipping
Anyura	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:42:00 - [4] Yeah, you could make a suicide ganker's corp called the Lemming Legion.
Zar Terra MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:44:00 - [5] Edited by: Zar Terra on 08/05/2009 12:43:56 Originally by: Re Mmacs first troll took 2 minutes? this forum's standards are slipping We can't be around 24 hours a day to serve your every carebear needs....some of us have ganking to do dammit!! -= NightShifter =- "Hilarious Griefing Engine"
Venetian Tar Violation of Freedom Kraftwerk.	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:52:00 - [6] Is it just me, or is C+P not worth reading as much anymore? Quality thread OP.. ~
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 12:55:00 - [7] Originally by: Venetian Tar Is it just me, or is C+P not worth reading as much anymore? Quality thread OP.. Wow....nice injection of solid distilled geek You do know that outside your parents basement theres another world right? the real one? Stop interfering with your star trek themed inflatable sex toys for a minute and observe - i do not post for your entertainment you fking dorkazoid**
Tiny Tove	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:01:00 - [8] Come now, I'm sure a gifted one as yourself could figure out a more satisfying solution than simply "Join them". For instance, would it not be more fun to see if there was a way you could cause them to trigger the gank on a moderately valueless ship? Test for "schoolboy errors". Gankers often sit with "Weapons flashing" ready to simply click on the target. Speed is of the essence. I've watched a "hardcore pvper" lose a delicious fit sleipnir because he was sat with weapons flashing waiting for a war target to come through, unfortunately he had removed concord notification on a recent 0.0 visit, and he had auto lock back enabled. This situation is perfectly safe until somebody locks you for no particular reason. It's possible that if a gang of 5 or so people is sat with weapons flashing... you might be able to find one who is a mere target lock away from getting himself concorded. Be creative!
Ranik Sandaris Caldari The Centurions Eternus Imperium Alliance	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:20:00 - [9] Originally by: Anyura Yeah, you could make a suicide ganker's corp called the Lemming Legion. This /Thread Zoom Zoom
Lightningshade Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:29:00 - [10] Originally by: Re Mmacs Afternoon, I got ganked to the tune of almost a bill in assets the other day hear Jita. I was so fking p'ed off i had to lol at it and congratulate the gankers on a nice play, they scanned me down, pwned me and only missed out on the big pay off as my cargo was destroyed with my ship. I want to sample these lols and potential filthy high pay offs for myself. I have : a t2 fit drake flying noobie alt and a noobie hauler flying alt. I want:**To team up with people who do this for a living or for fun, lets get rich or die lulzing. Hit me up in game via eve mail or just troll/flame below So, in short you got pwned, cried and now want others to "Unite". Nice to see you can provide a noob hauler AND a noob drake pilot - I could have been more in with this if you started it "I have a dream" Can I mail you a troll ingame?
Turiel Demon Minmatar Shadow Reapers	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:31:00 - [11] Originally by: Tiny Tove Come now, I'm sure a gifted one as yourself could figure out a more satisfying solution than simply "Join them". For instance, would it not be more fun to see if there was a way you could cause them to trigger the gank on a moderately valueless ship? Test for "schoolboy errors". Gankers often sit with "Weapons flashing" ready to simply click on the target. Speed is of the essence. I've watched a "hardcore pvper" lose a delicious fit sleipnir because he was sat with weapons flashing waiting for a war target to come through, unfortunately he had removed concord notification on a recent 0.0 visit, and he had auto lock back enabled. This situation is perfectly safe until somebody locks you for no particular reason. It's possible that if a gang of 5 or so people is sat with weapons flashing... you might be able to find one who is a mere target lock away from getting himself concorded. Be creative! That's actually a pretty decent plan. There is one niggly little detail though: Noone who has ever PVP'd at all, or who has a semblance of a brain has auto-lockback enabled. Ever. Unless they've just reinstalled eve and not thought about it yet. Also, it has come to my attention that I'm really in need of a proper signature.
Lightningshade Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:33:00 - [12] Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar Is it just me, or is C+P not worth reading as much anymore? Quality thread OP.. Wow....nice injection of solid distilled geek You do know that outside your parents basement theres another world right? the real one? Stop interfering with your star trek themed inflatable sex toys for a minute an d observe - i do not post for your entertainment you fking dorkazoid** and FYI before you try to reflame a flame in this way on me Star Trek rocks (btw - Eve is a space game in case you didnt know) I dont live with my parents Wasnt dorkazoid an acceptable term about never ago?
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:38:00 - [13] Originally by: Lightningshade Originally by: Re Mmacs Afternoon, I got ganked to the tune of almost a bill in assets the other day hear Jita. I was so fking p'ed off i had to lol at it and congratulate the gankers on a nice play, they scanned me down, pwned me and only missed out on the big pay off as my cargo was destroyed with my ship. I want to sample these lols and potential filthy high pay offs for myself. I have : a t2 fit drake flying noobie alt and a noobie hauler flying alt. I want:To team up with people who do this for a living or for fun, lets get rich or die lulzing. Hit me up in game via eve mail or just troll/flame below So, in short you got pwned, cried and now want others to "Unite". Nice to see you can provide a noob hauler AND a noob drake pilot - I could have been more in with this if you started it "I have a dream" Can I mail you a troll ingame? The epic fail of some of these reposnses makes me think there arent enough razor blades in the world for all you little emo*s hiding behind your computer screens trying to come up with funny/smart ass responses.. In case you have escaped from some special needs school for the day i'll briefly elaborate 1) for ganking haulers 1 (possibly 2) drakes will do the job 2) A hauler will be required to collect the looty goodness Laughing off a near 1 bill ganking and seeing it an opportunity for future profit and lulz does not 'crying' make.. Wtf is with the incessant epeen-ery of some of the losers that populate this forum?
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 13:43:00 - [14] Originally by: Tiny Tove Come now, I'm sure a gifted one as yourself could figure out a more satisfying solution than simply "Join them". For instance, would it not be more fun to see if there was a way you could cause them to trigger the gank on a moderately valueless ship? Test for "schoolboy errors". Gankers often sit with "Weapons flashing" ready to simply click on the target. Speed is of the essence. I've watched a "hardcore pvper" lose a delicious fit sleipnir because he was sat with weapons flashing waiting for a war target to come through, unfortunately he had removed concord notification on a recent 0.0 visit, and he had auto lock back enabled. This situation is perfectly safe until somebody locks you for no particular reason. It's possible that if a gang of 5 or so people is sat with weapons flashing... you might be able to find one who is a mere target lock away from getting himself concorded. Be creative! Thank you for your response. I would have to agree with the other poster that surely any experienced PVP'er has their auto lock disabled. I might randomly try it at gates just to see if lols can be had from it though
Venetian Tar Violation of Freedom Kraftwerk.	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:05:00 - [15] Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar Is it just me, or is C+P not worth reading as much anymore? Quality thread OP.. Wow....nice injection of solid distilled geek You do know that outside your parents basement theres another world right? the real one? Stop interfering with your star trek themed inflatable sex toys for a minute and observe - i do not post for your entertainment you fking dorkazoid** Fact: My parents are both dead, next? Fact: Star Trek is awesome, problem? Fact: I don't know what a dorkazoid is Care to elaborate there, chump? ~
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:12:00 - [16] Originally by: Venetian Tar Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar Is it just me, or is C+P not worth reading as much anymore? Quality thread OP.. Wow....nice injection of solid distilled geek You do know that outside your parents basement theres another world right? the real one? Stop interfering with your star trek themed inflatable sex toys for a minute and observe - i do not post for your entertainment you fking dorkazoid Fact: My parents are both dead, next? Fact: Star Trek is awesome, problem? Fact: I don't know what a dorkazoid is Care to elaborate there, chump? Sure, heres an elaboration - if you dont like my thread then stfu.. Painfully st pompous contribution like yours will illicit smack heavy responses
Venetian Tar Violation of Freedom Kraftwerk.	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:15:00 - [17] Originally by: Re Mmacs Sure, heres an elaboration - if you dont like my thread then stfu.. Painfully s*t pompous contribution like yours will illicit smack heavy responses Maybe you shouldn't of posted this sht thread in the first place, then you wouldn't get trolled? Get some anger management, please. ~
RedSplat Heretic Army	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:15:00 - [18] Shut.Up. Originally by: CCP Mitnal I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting. Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:21:00 - [19] Originally by: Venetian Tar Originally by: Re Mmacs Sure, heres an elaboration - if you dont like my thread then stfu.. Painfully s*t pompous contribution like yours will illicit smack heavy responses Maybe you shouldn't of posted this sht thread in the first place, then you wouldn't get trolled? Get some anger management, please. I wasnt expecting an army on spaz monkey gaytards to decend upon such an innocuous enough thread with such zeal.. I have (roughly) had two decent responses to my post - even the gimp fail scammer Delphi Grendalus has contributed more than your ****y dross..
Ta'jek Angels Of Death EVE Free Worlds Alliance	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:24:00 - [20] Originally by: Delphi Grendalus Suicide gankers have no honour. now that response made me laugh
Lightningshade Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:25:00 - [21] Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar Originally by: Re Mmacs Sure, heres an elaboration - if you dont like my thread then stfu.. Painfully s*t pompous contribution like yours will illicit smack heavy responses Maybe you shouldn't of posted this sht thread in the first place, then you wouldn't get trolled? Get some anger management, please. I wasnt expecting an army on spaz monkey gaytards to decend upon such an innocuous enough thread with such zeal.. I have (roughly) had two decent responses to my post - even the gimp fail scammer Delphi Grendalus has contributed more than your ****y dross.. I expect you spend much of your time solo - and not through choice.
Venetian Tar Violation of Freedom Kraftwerk.	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:27:00 - [22] Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar Originally by: Re Mmacs Sure, heres an elaboration - if you dont like my thread then stfu.. Painfully s*t pompous contribution like yours will illicit smack heavy responses Maybe you shouldn't of posted this sht thread in the first place, then you wouldn't get trolled? Get some anger management, please. I wasnt expecting an army on spaz monkey gaytards to decend upon such an innocuous enough thread with such zeal.. I have (roughly) had two decent responses to my post - even the gimp fail scammer Delphi Grendalus has contributed more than your ****y dross.. I'm guessing this is making you feel very saddened by the maturity of the people in this forum.. If you want an honest response, don't post in here. Now, post with your main, or stfu yourself. ~
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:28:00 - [23] Originally by: Lightningshade Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar Originally by: Re Mmacs Sure, heres an elaboration - if you dont like my thread then stfu.. Painfully s*t pompous contribution like yours will illicit smack heavy responses Maybe you shouldn't of posted this sht thread in the first place, then you wouldn't get trolled? Get some anger management, please. I wasnt expecting an army on spaz monkey gaytards to decend upon such an innocuous enough thread with such zeal.. I have (roughly) had two decent responses to my post - even the gimp fail scammer Delphi Grendalus has contributed more than your **y dross.. I expect you spend much of your time solo - and not through choice. I've been found out - oh noes!! I should have known all along that posting st fail pompous pretentious verbal w**k would make me as supremely popular as you..
Venetian Tar Violation of Freedom Kraftwerk.	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:29:00 - [24] This has to be a fail attempt at a troll btw.. ~
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:32:00 - [25] Originally by: Venetian Tar Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar Originally by: Re Mmacs Sure, heres an elaboration - if you dont like my thread then stfu.. Painfully s*t pompous contribution like yours will illicit smack heavy responses Maybe you shouldn't of posted this sht thread in the first place, then you wouldn't get trolled? Get some anger management, please. I wasnt expecting an army on spaz monkey gaytards to decend upon such an innocuous enough thread with such zeal.. I have (roughly) had two decent responses to my post - even the gimp fail scammer Delphi Grendalus has contributed more than your ****y dross.. I'm guessing this is making you feel very saddened by the maturity of the people in this forum.. If you want an honest response, don't post in here. Now, post with your main, or stfu yourself. haha why on earth would i post a 'anyone else fancy some suicide ganking fun' thread with my main? Besides explain 'main. Your oldest char? the one you play most? the one with most SP? This is a disposable hauler capable alt.
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:33:00 - [26] Originally by: Venetian Tar This has to be a fail attempt at a troll btw.. No its a fail attempt at finding gank lulz.. YOU are the fail troller
Venetian Tar Violation of Freedom Kraftwerk.	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:35:00 - [27] Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar This has to be a fail attempt at a troll btw.. No its a fail attempt at finding gank lulz.. YOU are the fail troller Judging by your responses, I call troll. Get back under your bridge! ~
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:40:00 - [28] Originally by: Venetian Tar Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar This has to be a fail attempt at a troll btw.. No its a fail attempt at finding gank lulz.. YOU are the fail troller Judging by your responses, I call troll. Get back under your bridge! You get cyber ***** smacked and claim victory... ? Quite Judging by the number of ingame responses i'm getting i'd have to say your repeated feeble efforts are only serving to increase exposure to my uber kewl katts recruitment thread of uberness
Venetian Tar Violation of Freedom Kraftwerk.	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:42:00 - [29] Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar Originally by: Re Mmacs Originally by: Venetian Tar This has to be a fail attempt at a troll btw.. No its a fail attempt at finding gank lulz.. YOU are the fail troller Judging by your responses, I call troll. Get back under your bridge! You get cyber ***** smacked and claim victory... ? Quite Judging by the number of ingame responses i'm getting i'd have to say your repeated feeble efforts are only serving to increase exposure to my uber kewl katts recruitment thread of uberness Lol, calm down there chuck. Stress increases the risk of heart attacks and blood clots, I wouldn't want you to pop a nerve and die now.. (ingame) ~
Re Mmacs	Posted - 2009.05.08 14:46:00 - [30] The fact im sitting in my office calmly replying would suggest otherwise (well it IS a Friday afternoon - no one REALLY works on a Friday afternoon)

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