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J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.09 08:51:00 -
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Give the man an Oscar, heck even create an award just for him. I've been watching the mission debriefing reel 1,2,3 which I hadn't seen before and i have been laughing out loud all morning attracting curious stares from co-workers.
"This tiny craft contains over sex milion elements and if only one of them fails everything will go kaput!" "his body will explode in drei sekonden, burnt like a bratwurst, squeezed like a schnitzel" *look of terror on Guard's face* omg hahaha
http://www.ccpgames.com/skywardsphere This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.-á Without me, my signature is useless. Without my signature, I am useless |

Brooks Puuntai
Nomadic Asylum Alliance 99000802
544
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Posted - 2012.05.09 08:57:00 -
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10 space buxs says Guard drives a big SUV or wants one... You know the napoleon complex and all. Free-áKugutsumen from censorship and end the bitterness. |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
858
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Posted - 2012.05.09 09:06:00 -
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Brooks Puuntai wrote:10 space buxs says Guard drives a big SUV or wants one... You know the napoleon complex and all.
I met Guard at the recent London meet. Dude is awesome and actually incredibly good-natured about his height. Mane 614
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Sunviking
The Shining Knights
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Posted - 2012.05.09 09:08:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Brooks Puuntai wrote:10 space buxs says Guard drives a big SUV or wants one... You know the napoleon complex and all. I met Guard at the recent London meet. Dude is awesome and actually incredibly good-natured about his height.
Yeah I met him too, he seemed quite relaxed about it. |

Brooks Puuntai
Nomadic Asylum Alliance 99000802
544
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Posted - 2012.05.09 09:27:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:
I met Guard at the recent London meet. Dude is awesome and actually incredibly good-natured about his height.
I know thats why its fun to joke around with him about it. Even his in-game portrait is a jest towards his height.
Free-áKugutsumen from censorship and end the bitterness. |

Desert Ice78
Cobra Kai Dojo WHY so Seri0Us
101
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Posted - 2012.05.09 10:48:00 -
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And yet his stature within the community is towering.
Love you man. I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused. |

Stoogie
Cadre Assault Force Initiative Mercenaries
36
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Posted - 2012.05.09 10:51:00 -
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Wasn't a fan of guard from his vids but met him at the london pubmeet and he seemed as chilled and fun as the rest of the ccp dev;s there. |

Ciar Meara
Virtus Vindice
645
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Posted - 2012.05.09 11:13:00 -
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"Power resides where men believe it resides; it's a trick, a shadow on the wall, and a very small man can cast a very large shadow." GÇòVarys
When Guard finally gets launched into space he shall block out the sun and we shall fight in the shade! - [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |

Ursula Thrace
6
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Posted - 2012.05.09 12:34:00 -
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CCP Guard is a great representative for the company. He has real screen presence and is very entertaining. I hope CCP continues to use his talents.
On a side note, I really wouldn't mind more videos featuring CCP Punkturis and Associate Producer Helga Gunnarsdottir!  |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
3388
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Posted - 2012.05.09 14:09:00 -
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Best Guard!
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Vertisce Soritenshi
Varion Galactic Tragedy.
1623
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Posted - 2012.05.09 14:30:00 -
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I propose that CCP make a statue that represents CCP Guard to place outside Jita 4-4 that will replace the now shattered statue.
This statue should depict guard looking off to the right towards the sky with his fists on his hips and chest puffed up. EvE is not about PvP.-á EvE is about the SANDBOX! |

Vertisce Soritenshi
Varion Galactic Tragedy.
1638
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Posted - 2012.05.11 12:55:00 -
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I keep getting likes to my forum post above but nobody replied to bump the thread up!
We need a statue of Guard so we can have a religion of Guard with a religious relic similar to Kumaak. EvE is not about PvP.-á EvE is about the SANDBOX! |
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CCP Guard
C C P C C P Alliance
2325

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Posted - 2012.05.11 15:15:00 -
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You guys <3

CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer |-á@ccp_guard |
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Algol Bailiwick
Bunnie Slayers Redrum Fleet
3
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Posted - 2012.05.11 15:18:00 -
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Guard reminds me of Alfred Bester from Babylon 5, but lovable instead of hateable. |

Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
414
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Posted - 2012.05.11 15:19:00 -
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The look on your face in the second video when they were describing all the horrible ways to die was great. |

Klown Walk
Black Rebel Rifter Club
82
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Posted - 2012.05.11 15:34:00 -
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what is he guarding? |

J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
348
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Posted - 2012.05.11 15:57:00 -
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Klown Walk wrote:what is he guarding?
the astrohamsters! This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.-á Without me, my signature is useless. Without my signature, I am useless |

Lijhal
Innoruuks Wrath
13
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Posted - 2012.05.11 16:24:00 -
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J3ssica Alba wrote:"This tiny craft contains over sex milion elements and if only one of them fails everything will go kaput!" "his body will explode in drei sekonden, burnt like a bratwurst, squeezed like a schnitzel" http://www.ccpgames.com/skywardsphere
HAHA, well done guard... well done
btw Guard, wieso bist du nicht mit torfi und Dr. Greyjoy in Berlin ?
english version *why arent you with torfi and Dr. Greyjoy in Berlin? * CCP Ytterbium As designers, we can tell Caldari have three main points going for them as a race and that is, missile, hybrids and ECM. To be an all-rounded Caldari pilot, one must realize all aspects have to be considered and learned! |
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CCP Guard
C C P C C P Alliance
2326

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Posted - 2012.05.11 16:28:00 -
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Lijhal wrote:J3ssica Alba wrote:"This tiny craft contains over sex milion elements and if only one of them fails everything will go kaput!" "his body will explode in drei sekonden, burnt like a bratwurst, squeezed like a schnitzel" http://www.ccpgames.com/skywardsphere HAHA, well done guard... well done btw Guard, wieso bist du nicht mit torfi und Dr. Greyjoy in Berlin ? english version *why arent you with torfi and Dr. Greyjoy in Berlin? *
I think it's because there was a beer shortage in Germany after I was there last year for Gamescom and GDC. But that's just a personal conspiracy theory...
CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer |-á@ccp_guard |
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Gouzu Kho
Kho Incorporated
2
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Posted - 2012.05.11 16:40:00 -
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I loved the video with the bike, the face was priceless.
And 'Ben' was also awesome...
And I just had to look it up, his name is actually Ben Bohn. Does he have a CCP name ? |
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Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
1113
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Posted - 2012.05.11 16:43:00 -
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Gouzu Kho wrote:I loved the video with the bike, the face was priceless.
And 'Ben' was also awesome...
And I just had to look it up, his name is actually Ben Bohm. Does he have a CCP name ?
CCP Ben Dover?
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |

Gouzu Kho
Kho Incorporated
2
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Posted - 2012.05.11 16:49:00 -
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Morganta wrote:
CCP Ben Dover?
man, I actually googled it, the shame 
but then i lol'd  |

Dessau
40
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Posted - 2012.05.11 17:18:00 -
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Sagan hair, Sagan clothes, and a quote from Cosmos. Well played, chaps. CCP. Non-Russians deserve red jackets. As an alternative, I would also accept some form of USA-only content. |
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CCP Guard
C C P C C P Alliance
2327

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Posted - 2012.05.11 17:21:00 -
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Gouzu Kho wrote:Morganta wrote:
CCP Ben Dover?
man, I actually googled it, the shame  but then i lol'd 
CCP Basement Ben :)
He's a really funny guy and literally scares me when he's in the crazy scientist gear. CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer |-á@ccp_guard |
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Luna Lafisques
Black Rebel Rifter Club
1
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Posted - 2012.05.11 17:22:00 -
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Awh man, I met Guard at the London meet not so long ago. Guy was freakin AWESOME. Seriously. Give him lots of gold and women. |

Sirinda
Lead Farmers Academy Kill It With Fire
93
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Posted - 2012.05.11 17:25:00 -
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There are no beer shortages in Beermany.
I should know, I live there. |

Gouzu Kho
Kho Incorporated
2
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Posted - 2012.05.11 19:36:00 -
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CCP Guard wrote: CCP Basement Ben :)
He's a really funny guy and literally scares me when he's in the crazy scientist gear.
Cool , fits him strangely well.
In the interview video where I found his name, his desk was all dark, but that could just have been a winter day :) |

Just Alter
Enlightened Industries Test Alliance Please Ignore
105
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Posted - 2012.05.11 19:49:00 -
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I too like ccp guard.
But, what does he do in ccp?
Does he actually work on eve? |

Vertisce Soritenshi
Varion Galactic Tragedy.
1645
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Posted - 2012.05.11 19:59:00 -
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Just Alter wrote:I too like ccp guard.
But, what does he do in ccp?
Does he actually work on eve? Hell...if all he did was customer relations, it would be enough for me. EvE is not about PvP.-á EvE is about the SANDBOX! |

Antisocial Malkavian
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
85
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Posted - 2012.05.11 20:23:00 -
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They should update the list lol
My account wasnt active dec 11
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Bees That Drink Human Tears -- ITS SCIENCE!!! |
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DuLciKa
Burning Napalm Northern Coalition.
2
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Posted - 2012.05.11 21:51:00 -
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CCP Guard is awesome, Tho he does owe me a Drinking competition lol.
BTW Guard picked up some of that Opal, Went down too fast need more. :)
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Drew Solaert
University of Caille Gallente Federation
153
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Posted - 2012.05.11 22:07:00 -
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CCP Guard = Best Guard. I lied :o
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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
760
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Posted - 2012.05.12 16:49:00 -
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Guard is like the Bruce Buffer of CCP. The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die. |

Sigurd Sig Hansen
Hedion University Amarr Empire
149
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Posted - 2012.05.12 16:54:00 -
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Antisocial Malkavian wrote:They should update the list lol
My account wasnt active dec 11
wrong thread?
Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game |

Pok Nibin
Viziam Amarr Empire
131
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Posted - 2012.05.13 16:11:00 -
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There ain't a whole helluva lot of trees in Iceland, am there? Howsabout we send you a few. I can cut you a great deal on some Florida palms. Got to give the crew credit, barefootin' in the snowlands. Should they consider a pay raise to purchase footwear, we can import a few malcontents specializing in standing around barricades and shouting really poignant things.
Nice view. Good moo-sik choice, too. Don't fight it.-á Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs.-á You know you want to. |

Vulix
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2012.05.13 16:15:00 -
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As a man of fairly short stature myself, I want to e-high five CCP Guard. |

No More Heroes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2012.05.13 17:31:00 -
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I would buy a CCP Guard bobble head. . |

Mathias Hex
136
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Posted - 2012.05.14 01:09:00 -
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Not to be a debbie downer but the skyward sphere thing was kinda lame. When CCP said they were launching us into space I imagined we would be staying there eventually soaring off to another star system where 100 million years from now some random alien civilization would pick it up and see all our names. I recall one night in a nightclub called the matrix, there I was... Mother of god there I am! Holy f**k. |

No More Heroes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
128
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Posted - 2012.05.14 02:27:00 -
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Mathias Hex wrote:Not to be a debbie downer but the skyward sphere thing was kinda lame. When CCP said they were launching us into space I imagined we would be staying there eventually soaring off to another star system where 100 million years from now some random alien civilization would pick it up and see all our names.
Do you know how much it costs to send something into space? Currently it is about $20,000 per pound of weight to send something into space. . |

Lenore Leelu
Obsidian Dynamics
13
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Posted - 2012.05.14 02:37:00 -
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Ursula Thrace wrote:CCP Guard is a great representative for the company. He has real screen presence and is very entertaining. I hope CCP continues to use his talents. On a side note, I really wouldn't mind more videos featuring CCP Punkturis and Associate Producer Helga Gunnarsdottir! 
OMG Helga from the Tyrranus trailers. I loved the way she said "loots"
(It doesnt hurt at all that she is very attractive) |
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