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Jim GNARKILL Gnarkill INC	Posted - 2009.05.11 16:08:00 - [1] I have a question for you friends. Are you tired of looking like a moron on the internet? Are your forum posts ridiculed mercilessly? Are you a constant target of griefers and trolls? Do you wish to have all of the fame on these internets? If you answered yes just once than my new service is for you GNAR PR PERSONAL PRODUCTIONS provides personal image managment services for pirates and carebears who either do not have the desire, time, ability or knowledge to be able to build and then continually manage a well rounded Public Image. An exclusive agency offering an extraordinary value, we promote our Clientele through In-game productions (Eve-Mail, Chat channels, Forums and Mailing lists) supported by full service or very part-time personal representation for the purpose of improving your public image. We work in a variety of venues to include empire, low security, null security, forums and news headlines, event scheduling and more. As personal publicists, we also offer a new solution for recruitment for major corporations (comprised of postings and mailing lists, forum ads, and recieving and reviewing applications) relying solely on person to person in-game and on the forums social networking. We also handle cost effective small corporation publicity. In a nutshell, we build and maintain robust public image for an individual or an entire alliance in an effort to ensure new and continued success. Publicity is getting up close and personal. GNAR PR - Personal Productions can help you do just that.
Drunk Driver Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2009.05.11 16:09:00 - [2] Ha!
Dzil Caldari Second Quadrant Ice Division	Posted - 2009.05.11 16:20:00 - [3] I would characterize your ideas as interesting, and should like to subscribe to your newsletter.
RedSplat Heretic Army	Posted - 2009.05.11 16:43:00 - [4] Now i know who has been running Erik's PR campaign Originally by: CCP Mitnal I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting. Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
Weight What	Posted - 2009.05.11 16:47:00 - [5] Originally by: Jim GNARKILL Are you tired of looking at morons on the internet? Originally by: Magic Dragonrider Tao Ball Error corrected. Balance righted. Truth is disseminated. ----------------------------------------------- Annonymous, trading as "Weight What".
Jim GNARKILL Gnarkill INC	Posted - 2009.05.11 16:54:00 - [6] Edited by: Jim GNARKILL on 11/05/2009 16:58:02 Originally by: Weight What Are you tired of looking at morons on the internet? Unfortunately this is not a service provided by GNAR PR, though i do have a suggestion. 1. Unplug your internet box. 2. No more morons. 3. ?????? 4. Celebrate As for the rest of you who want fame and groupies and stuff this service is for you.
Misanth The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies Eternal Rapture	Posted - 2009.05.11 17:28:00 - [7] ..where's the freebies, mint cookies and pamphlets? - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Weight What	Posted - 2009.05.11 18:34:00 - [8] Originally by: Jim GNARKILL Edited by: Jim GNARKILL on 11/05/2009 16:58:02 Originally by: Magic Dragonrider Tao Ball Mistakes in protocol rectified. The troubadour sits, mollified. Life proceeds. ----------------------------------------------- Annonymous, trading as "Weight What".
Lord Windu Amarr	Posted - 2009.05.11 18:41:00 - [9] Originally by: Weight What Originally by: Jim GNARKILL Edited by: Jim GNARKILL on 11/05/2009 16:58:02 Originally by: Magic Dragonrider Tao Ball Mistakes in protocol rectified. The troubadour sits, mollified. Life proceeds. I found it humorous at first, and then it grew tiring. Now though I wonder what it would be like to break your fingers with a large, hard object "no, not that". Oh, in-game ofcourse ☺ A Kirra Liu Presentation. Will give cyber for GTC ☺
Weight What	Posted - 2009.05.11 19:20:00 - [10] Originally by: Lord Windu I found it humorous at first, and then it grew tiring. Now though I wonder what it would be like to break your fingers with a large, hard object "no, not that". Oh, in-game ofcourse Originally by: Magic Dragonrider Tao Ball An insouciant page boy is drunken on the promise of spring. A caterpillar is crushed beneath the treads of a wagon. Declare war or withold criticism. ----------------------------------------------- Annonymous, trading as "Weight What".

Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.05.12 01:07:00 - [11] Originally by: Jim GNARKILL If you answered yes just once than my new service is for you I reported this as spam as everyone knows that Gnarkill INC provide no service and are happy to do nothing for you.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.05.12 01:53:00 - [12] I want to be a shining symbol of awesomeness... awesomeness that is SO awesome that when people see me, they are utterly and tragically compelled to give me all of their ISK.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.05.12 01:56:00 - [13] Originally by: Colonel Cornbread I want to be a shining symbol of awesomeness... awesomeness that is SO awesome that when people see me, they are utterly and tragically compelled to give me all of their ISK. I can turn you in to that man, but you know what you have to say to me first.
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.05.12 01:58:00 - [14] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Colonel Cornbread I want to be a shining symbol of awesomeness... awesomeness that is SO awesome that when people see me, they are utterly and tragically compelled to give me all of their ISK. I can turn you in to that man, but you know what you have to say to me first. loser
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.05.12 02:04:00 - [15] Originally by: Colonel Cornbread Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Colonel Cornbread I want to be a shining symbol of awesomeness... awesomeness that is SO awesome that when people see me, they are utterly and tragically compelled to give me all of their ISK. I can turn you in to that man, but you know what you have to say to me first. loser Your trying. I can see you trying..
Colonel Cornbread Minmatar Subnet Syndicate Binary Brotherhood	Posted - 2009.05.12 02:07:00 - [16] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Colonel Cornbread Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Colonel Cornbread I want to be a shining symbol of awesomeness... awesomeness that is SO awesome that when people see me, they are utterly and tragically compelled to give me all of their ISK. I can turn you in to that man, but you know what you have to say to me first. loser Your trying. I can see you trying.. You're
Dark Exarch	Posted - 2009.05.12 02:19:00 - [17] Legendary Thread
Cyrdax Altruism. Avarice.	Posted - 2009.05.12 02:45:00 - [18] Originally by: Jim GNARKILL Are you tired of looking like a moron on the internet? Are your forum posts ridiculed mercilessly? Are you a constant target of griefers and trolls? Do you wish to have all of the fame on these internets? no, no, no, yes. requiescat inc is interested in your services --- tv where the horn go, boy can you top that?
TIM GNARKILL Gnarkill INC	Posted - 2009.05.12 08:19:00 - [19] Although GNARKILL Inc. has a reputation of non-service, please note our history of completed contracts with over 117.3% customer satisfaction. We've always come though for anyone and everyone that has called upon us for our services. ZERO failures. That said, our recent brief absence was in part due to our semi-irregular pilgrimage to the sacred land of the Holy Church of Garmon, and our strong desire to not do any work for a while. What a long strange trip it was. We piloted our pair of Taranis' to the heart of New Eden to observe the Devine Sermon at the Alter of Non-Compliance. The Holy and Most Honorable Garmon presided over. Quoted from the book of Neogenesis, chapter 6, verse 17, "And HE came to this holy place, called 'New Eden', and found that the space was ripe with fruits and loots. The good Lord Garmon spake that lesser beings with unhonorable tanks shall be untolerated and will be smited from his presence at once. This was not a declaration of war or hatred or E-peenism, but a call for all infidels to to submit to a supreme being and strive for a better confrontation." - In Nomeni Garmon Et Fili Spiritus Sancti, Amen. After this ceremony, we had a vision of hope for all those slighted on the internets, a desire to help the lesser beings design and maintain a more honorable and desirable personal image tank. That's when we came up with the idea for this invaluable service. Contact us for details. ------- Originally by: Misanth Gnarkill got the best sigs on these forums, c/d?
Kavu Genos Occidere The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2009.05.13 04:15:00 - [20] these guys seems honest, and legit

Tzest0r	Posted - 2009.05.13 04:54:00 - [21] Originally by: Jim GNARKILL Edited by: Jim GNARKILL on 11/05/2009 16:58:02 Originally by: Weight What Are you tired of looking at morons on the internet? Unfortunately this is not a service provided by GNAR PR, though i do have a suggestion. 1. Unplug your internet box. 2. No more morons. 3. ?????? 4. Celebrate As for the rest of you who want fame and groupies and stuff this service is for you. not a good advice imho we get a moron less he still has one to deal with :\|
Cyrdax Altruism. Avarice.	Posted - 2009.05.13 05:05:00 - [22] yeah he can deal with himself pretty quickly with a bottle of drano i think, not too difficult hey btw this post has a second purpose, good night c+p it's late and i have to go to bed so i can get up in the morning. a wise man told me a while back that you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning --- tv where the horn go, boy can you top that?
Kavu Genos Occidere The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2009.05.14 14:51:00 - [23] this thread is disapointing me i really thought it had potential
Cyrdax Altruism. Avarice.	Posted - 2009.05.14 14:58:00 - [24] seriously? you thought a thread in c+p had potential? you thought wrong --- tv where the horn go, boy can you top that?
Kavu Genos Occidere The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2009.05.15 04:47:00 - [25] Originally by: Cyrdax seriously? you thought a thread in c+p had potential? you thought wrong even if i thought it because i posted it?


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