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Menod Penter
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.05.15 03:19:00 -
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Edited by: Menod Penter on 15/05/2009 03:19:18
Public Service Announcement
- From the Desk of the Mayor of Rens
Please let it be known by the good citizens of New Eden that "Mayor Menod" is not a relation of mine. This citizen is a separate individual that suffers from Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID). He is currently being treated at the Rens VI - Moon 8 - Brutor Tribe Treasury Medical Facilities.
To his doctors dismay he does have access to a comm terminal to the local Galnet channel in Rens where he posts his scams all day and night long. He has also been known to mutter in a stupor about how he is the supreme scammer and has billions in assets amongst himself and his other 'personalities' while the local residents laugh at his shameful comments.
The doctors are convinced he has but one true idol, myself. As flattering as that may seem he has taken part of my name and prefixed it with my long standing title of Mayor. Also, according my to sources he has also recently tried to get some facial plastic surgery and implants done so he can look as stunning as I do. His psychiatrist denied his surgery request as it was seen to be an unobtainable and only a fetish that he could never fully achieve.
As the original and current Mayor of Rens I ask that you treat him with kindness. Please help him by pointing out his errors to him. Inform him that his 'deals' are not good ones, but more like expensive scams. One final request, if you see him in space help him out by testing his shields and his armor, I don't want him driving around in a ship that offers him no protection from the harshness of space:)
Have a Nice Day :)
Menod Penter - Mayor of Rens
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Science Lord
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Posted - 2009.05.15 03:22:00 -
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Umm.. Who are you and Why do we care?
From your title Id guess your Ren's Number one Scammer?
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Menod Penter
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.05.15 03:26:00 -
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 Originally by: Science Lord
Umm.. Who are you and Why do we care?
From your title Id guess your Ren's Number one Scammer?
Hello and Good Day to You Science,
Number One Thief.... Yes !
Scammer.... Never !
Have a Nice Day :)
Menod Penter - Mayor of Rens
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Science Lord
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Posted - 2009.05.15 03:27:00 -
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When was the Election? I should run agenst you...
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Menod Penter
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.05.15 03:30:00 -
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Originally by: Science Lord
When was the Election? I should run agenst you...
Good Day to You Again,
Election? We don't need no stinkin' elections :)
Have a Nice Day :)
Menod Penter - Mayor of Rens
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Faife
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.05.15 03:30:00 -
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:popcorn:
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HankMurphy
Minmatar
Pelennor Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.15 03:32:00 -
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Originally by: Science Lord
Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
Originally by: Menod Penter
I am your king!
Originally by: Science Lord
Well, I didn't vote for you.
Originally by: Menod Penter
You don't vote for kings.
Originally by: Science Lord
Well, 'ow did you become king then?
Originally by: Menod Penter
The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water....
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Kha'Vorn
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.05.15 03:36:00 -
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oh dear lord...
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Menod Penter
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.05.15 03:41:00 -
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Originally by: HankMurphy
Originally by: Science Lord
Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
Originally by: Menod Penter
I am your king!
Originally by: Science Lord
Well, I didn't vote for you.
Originally by: Menod Penter
You don't vote for kings.
Originally by: Science Lord
Well, 'ow did you become king then?
Originally by: Menod Penter
The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water....
Good Day to You Hank,
Hehe,
My My, it's been some time, from the days of Pelennor Swarm.
That's just ancient history :)
Have a Nice Day :)
Menod Penter - Mayor of Rens
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Science Lord
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Posted - 2009.05.15 03:56:00 -
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Originally by: Menod Penter
Originally by: Science Lord
When was the Election? I should run agenst you...
Good Day to You Again,
Election? We don't need no stinkin' elections :)
Have a Nice Day :)
Menod Penter - Mayor of Rens
Well then Im your New Queen then. On your Knees and Kiss my Feet and I might let you keep your Title.
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Akkarin Pagan
Minmatar
Raddick Explorations
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.05.15 05:40:00 -
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Oh, Mr. Penter has been Mayor of Rens for a very long time. I don't think you can just encroach on his territory like that. He had acheived legendary status back when I was starting out!
Akkarin
I don't mean to sound bitter and twisted, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
<3 - Immy |
Y Berion
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.05.15 06:47:00 -
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That Mayor Menod guy is selling ordinary tempests as fleet issues whole day in Rens, right? Haha
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piratezxp
Caldari
Gene Works
Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2009.05.15 08:02:00 -
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Just because some Watery Tart threw a sword at you...
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big miker
Minmatar
Order of Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.05.15 08:18:00 -
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That guy is still alive and pretending to be major of Rens still 
yarr?
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Frug
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2009.05.15 08:19:00 -
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this thread sucks
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If you think I'm awesome say BOOO
BOOO!! - Ductoris
Neat look what I found - Kreul
Whisper/PrismX 4 emperor |
F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.05.15 08:33:00 -
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Originally by: Science Lord
Umm.. Who are you and Why do we care?
It's: "Who the hell are you, and why should I care?"
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba
Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero!  /me bows
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Reven Cordelle
Caldari
Yamainu-Mirai Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2009.05.15 08:38:00 -
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Originally by: Frug
this thread sucks
QFT.
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.05.15 08:54:00 -
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Originally by: HankMurphy
Originally by: Science Lord
Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
Originally by: Menod Penter
I am your king!
Originally by: Science Lord
Well, I didn't vote for you.
Originally by: Menod Penter
You don't vote for kings.
Originally by: Science Lord
Well, 'ow did you become king then?
Originally by: Menod Penter
The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water....
+1 for the Monty Python reference.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
^Third Times a Charm^ |
Benco97
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.15 09:04:00 -
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If you don't remember Menod then you're too young.
He really IS the mayor of Rens
Originally by: P'uck
You're a DUMBASS - bold italic underline at the VERY LEAST.
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Derus Grobb
Selectus Pravus Lupus
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Posted - 2009.05.15 09:33:00 -
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Menod taught me how evil the Eve universe really is 
All hail the Mayor of Rens!
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Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2009.05.15 09:34:00 -
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wow he's still around after all this time....
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Menod Penter
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.05.15 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Zoran
wow he's still around after all this time....
Where else would I go, Rens has the best Chocolate ice cream in the whole of Heimatar :)
Have a Nice Day :)
Menod Penter - Mayor of Rens
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iPedo
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.05.15 12:16:00 -
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anyone else reading this thread with a old time british accent?
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So an amarr and a minmatar walk into a caldari bar, i forget the rest of the joke, but you gallente mothers a *****. |
london
Gallente
Dark-Rising
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Posted - 2009.05.15 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: iPedo
anyone else reading this thread with a old time british accent?
lol, how did you know?
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Atlas Oracle
Minmatar
Colossus Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.05.15 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Derus Grobb
All hail the Mayor of Rens!
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Roemy Schneider
BINFORD
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Posted - 2009.05.15 18:41:00 -
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Originally by: Atlas Oracle
Originally by: Derus Grobb
All hail the Mayor of Rens!
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putting the gist back into logistics |
Menod Penter
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.05.23 16:34:00 -
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Public Service Announcement Follow-Up
- From the Desk of the Mayor of Rens
My office has just been informed by the head of the Rens VI - Moon 8 - Brutor Tribe Treasury Medical Facilities that the former New Eden citizen named 'Mayor Menod' has passed on to the great clone vat in the sky. He was not survived by any clones or children.
As reported earlier in the week, he was suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder which resulted in multiple distinct identities known as alter egos or alters. The patient was given 10 times his normal dose of medicine by mistake due to sloppy record keeping. The error was in part because a nurse had listed the names of all his alts in the patients medical chart. This resulted in a prescription of 10 times the normal amount, one dose for each name. Shortly thereafter he (and his alts) slipped into the great unknown.
As a side note, The Council of Rens Elders has expunged the name 'Mayor Menod' from all official records and transcripts. As noted by the elders in the minutes of the last council session, "There is only one true Mayor of Rens, and that is Menod Penter, let the records stand corrected".
While I am happy to have my good name cleared, I am also saddened by the loss of any citizen of Heimatar. I will see to it that the assets of the deceased scams are distributed to help educate those, like the nurse, that need it.
Have a Nice Day :)
Menod Penter - Mayor of Rens
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Pippan
UK1 Zero
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2009.05.23 17:27:00 -
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All hail the Mayor of Rens Menod Penter.
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Imertu Solientai
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.05.23 17:45:00 -
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This thread is terrible. Please don't post again.
PS: Why do we care?
CLEAR SKIES 2 IS OUT!
PLEASE SEED! |
Kaar
coracao ardente
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Posted - 2009.05.23 18:20:00 -
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It's been a while since I've visited your fine system, Mayor Penter, I trust all is well.
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