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Dark Motoko
Caldari
Stormlord Battleforce
Vanguard.
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Posted - 2009.05.17 11:14:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Motoko on 17/05/2009 11:14:38
 Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
When I retired only 3 weeks ago... I left Goonswarm in a state of its highest level of achievement. We had conquered Delve. BoB was dead. We were quite clearly in control of everything and had achieved, by virtue of my leadership and steadfast hand, strategic superiority the likes of which goonfleet has never seen. I had sacrificed a year of my life to make certain that this had been acheived. The dreams of Sesfan could not die with me and I would ensure their success.
In doing so I had to make sacrifices in my life. As a newlywed, my constant attention to Goonswarm put me in a position where the only way I could hold my marriage together was to impregnate my wife. She wanted a baby and I wanted a space empire. I took on an 19 year commitment because my eyes were on the prize and I expected that I had built a foundation which was unassailable. Oh boy was I wrong.
Since I have stepped back... Zapawork has "lead" you people on one ignorant errand after another. We're losing systems left and right. Capswarm is in dissaray. I didn't impregnate my wife so you people could ruin everything I created. As of now I am putting you people on notice. You have precisely ONE WEEK to shape the **** up or I WILL step in, remove zapa from power, and put this mother****er back on track.
I did not build this for you to **** it up via neglect. As soon as I return from my trip to the Phillipenes I will check back in.
Darius, for the love of christ man...
The only reason GS stopped fighting in Detorid to defend against a hostile advance from Band of Brothers was because one of their directors offered it all to you on a plate. Their CJs, their bridge networks, name and morale all gone overnight.
Then the entire NC came down to back you up while the russians tied up -A- for the most part.
Allies can only stay on a leash for so long, and with some that's coming to fruition, with the NC in part, likely wondering how much force to retain in the north to deal with Triumvirate's resurgence . History shows us that give Tri an inch, and they'll take several feet and a couple of miles for the hell of it. There's also the small matter of their urge to put MH back into Cobalt Edge. There are rumblings all over the place about that one.
What I'm trying to tell you, is that not everyone's agenda revolves around those three regions you boast about so often. I despise Goons with a passion, but Zap has been doing a hell of job from what I can see to hold down the fort with what he has available.
I look forward to see you take the helm like the egotistical f**kwit you are, and I look forward even more to your next public statement when you fail.
Molle, I'll pay for this idiots corpse.
Give em hell boys.
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Admiral FANTASY
Amarr
DarkStar 1
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.17 11:35:00 -
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Are you for real?
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Timsah Asabia
Minmatar
Divinity Within
Vort3x.
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Posted - 2009.05.17 11:43:00 -
[33]
Can I get odds on DJ having been epically trolled by his own wife? 
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destinationZERO
Minmatar
Pain Management Services
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Posted - 2009.05.17 11:52:00 -
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pretty weak troll tbh :>
and, I'm trembling, loldarius is coming back.
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Veto Nalloc
Caldari
Knights of the Old Empire
AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2009.05.17 12:33:00 -
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Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
As a newlywed, my constant attention to Goonswarm put me in a position where the only way I could hold my marriage together was to impregnate my wife.
I really hope this is not true, because in the state of the entire worlds financial affairs this is not only the highest form of stupidity i have ever seen in my life for a reason to create life, its also a god damn shame on the child they are bringing into this world "yes son/daughter we had you so i could play a spaceship game" and tbh it enrages me because there are thousands of couples out there desperately trying to have a child and this idiot only went and did it to play a computer game without getting grief off the missus. If its true that is....
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db T
Caldari
Vengance Inc.
Raining Doom
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Posted - 2009.05.17 12:40:00 -
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Edited by: db T on 17/05/2009 12:44:28
Originally by: Veto Nalloc
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
As a newlywed, my constant attention to Goonswarm put me in a position where the only way I could hold my marriage together was to impregnate my wife.
I really hope this is not true, because in the state of the entire worlds financial affairs this is not only the highest form of stupidity i have ever seen in my life for a reason to create life, its also a god damn shame on the child they are bringing into this world "yes son/daughter we had you so i could play a spaceship game" and tbh it enrages me because there are thousands of couples out there desperately trying to have a child and this idiot only went and did it to play a computer game without getting grief off the missus. If its true that is....
And seeing as the total average cost of raising a child can run anywhere from 125 000 to 250 000, I think the money would be better spent on GTC.
edit: Although a kid could work great as an alt after the first 7 or so years, might earn his weight in ISK (that is if you starve it enough). |
Rhaegor Stormborn
Minmatar
H A V O C
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Posted - 2009.05.17 12:44:00 -
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Have to say I like his post. Pretty damn funny.
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Jonis Sinmaker
Amarr
Valiant Research Associates
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2009.05.17 12:46:00 -
[38]
Edited by: Jonis Sinmaker on 17/05/2009 12:46:28
Originally by: Veto Nalloc
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
As a newlywed, my constant attention to Goonswarm put me in a position where the only way I could hold my marriage together was to impregnate my wife.
I really hope this is not true, because in the state of the entire worlds financial affairs this is not only the highest form of stupidity i have ever seen in my life for a reason to create life, its also a god damn shame on the child they are bringing into this world "yes son/daughter we had you so i could play a spaceship game" and tbh it enrages me because there are thousands of couples out there desperately trying to have a child and this idiot only went and did it to play a computer game without getting grief off the missus. If its true that is....
Diamonds would have shut her up faster and longer.....worked for me AND diamonds don't talk back and steal your car when they turn 16 years old...Just saying.
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Semper Fi,
Jonis Sinmaker
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Deschenus Maximus
Amarr
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2009.05.17 13:26:00 -
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Originally by: db T
edit: Although a kid could work great as an alt after the first 7 or so years, might earn his weight in ISK (that is if you starve it enough).
I know I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.
@ OP: Either you're trolling, or Darius is, or... FUUUUU <o>
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Liranan
Gallente
M'8'S
Frontal Impact
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Posted - 2009.05.17 13:38:00 -
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Originally by: Jonis Sinmaker
Diamonds would have shut her up faster and longer.....worked for me AND diamonds don't talk back and steal your car when they turn 16 years old...Just saying.
You should hear the things my 11 year old tells me, talking back is the least of my problems. But I never ground her, I find the love affair she has with my belt a great source of lulz 
Farjung is my God
You people need to open your eyes and read threads before you mindlessly spam the New Thread link. |
Nick Curso
Caldari
Black Nova Corp
KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.05.17 14:10:00 -
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I thought I played internet spaceships too much, Thank you Darius for making me feel better.
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MAXSuicide
Caldari
Fairlight Corp
Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2009.05.17 14:48:00 -
[42]
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
I did not build this for you to **** it up via neglect. As soon as I return from my trip to the Phillipenes I will check back in.
is it a philipino wife that he has?
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Goberth Ludwig
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.05.17 15:09:00 -
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Call the kid Robert, and make sure he reads this thread when he is 15.
- Gob
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Lonzo Kincaid
Caldari
Black Nova Corp
KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.05.17 15:23:00 -
[44]
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
I had sacrificed a year of my life to make certain that this had been acheived.
you realise you could have done anything else other than play eve for that entire year, then logged on 3/4 months ago and have haargoth hand you it.
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The rule of thumb is you have to outnumber them 2:1 before you even think about engaging them
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POSgunner Boomheadshot
Gallente
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
The Council.
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Posted - 2009.05.17 15:28:00 -
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You didnt impregnate your wife.
goonswarm propoganda suggesting your not all sweaty little children, and that some of you have lives.
Well sir you aint fooling anyone
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr
Guiding Hand Social Club
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.17 15:32:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Eskalin
Edited by: Eskalin on 17/05/2009 07:50:43
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
if you were in my corp eskalin i'd be asking you to stop posting, and it takes some pretty god awful posting to get me to care :\
If I was in your corp I'd have had to fail epicly at alliance leadership
i was (and am) an amazing alliance leader, i held a huge pile of crap together and actually made it work (i was even competent enough to manage roles in executor corp!)
(also being in my corp doesn't mean being me, might want to work on that reading comprehension)
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and corp theft
Hey how many corp thieves can say they've stolen 4 motherships, hundreds of billions in other stuff, not to mention that pulling off that little UQS job I did with digi (which resulted in thousands of people subbing)
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Edit: we all know GHSC is not YOUR corp so let's not go there
Yeah i guess what "we all know" is a bit fallible since I co-founded the corp with Istvaan and have been CEO of it about 99% of the time since.
Why don't you tell us your eve accomplishments, I mean if there are any.
Can't even brag about being in an "elite" alliance anymore, I guess you're good at being a terrible forum poster ? Maybe you can brag about how your former alliance won alliance tourney a few times, were you on any of the teams ? (at least Kayosoni has that going for him)
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Leto Hellrock
Gallente
Manson Family
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Posted - 2009.05.17 15:41:00 -
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"Molle, I'll pay for this idiot's corpse."
Of course I won't pay for a single thing in this game.
But.... Pretty f'n please, kill Goons. It's like finding a cure for cancer. It'll leave my joke closet bare, but I'll find something new to make fun of. Maybey Polio will make a come-back...
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Of Montreal
Gallente
CRICE Corporation
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Posted - 2009.05.17 16:18:00 -
[48]
Its good to see somebody from Goonswarm finally got laid.
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Tier Ha'i
Minmatar
White Nova Industries
AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2009.05.17 16:22:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Tier Ha''i on 17/05/2009 16:26:27
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
As a newlywed, my constant attention to Goonswarm put me in a position where the only way I could hold my marriage together was to impregnate my wife. She wanted a baby and I wanted a space empire. I took on an 19 year commitment because my eyes were on the prize and I expected that I had built a foundation which was unassailable.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
enjoy the rest of your life buddy, sounds like this is really just the start of your problems
this is why stupidity should be sterilized
ninja edit: nevermind, interwebs spacegames > real life, please continue your course of action
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BillyBong2
Amarr
Destructive Influence
KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.05.17 16:24:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Of Montreal
Its good to see somebody from Goonswarm finally got laid.
LOL - hadn't thought about that.
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Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.17 16:37:00 -
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I can just see it when the kid is 12 years old surfing the net and he comes across this thread
"Hi little future Darius" */Snot Shot waives....
Guess where your name "Harrgoth" came from.....
Dr. Shot
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RogueWing
Caldari
Evolution
KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.05.17 16:49:00 -
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Could someone please send a copy of this message to his wife for us? The lolz from that will be epic.
I want a peaceful soul.
I need a bigger gun. |
Lexa Hellfury
Caldari
SPORADIC MOVEMENT
Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.05.17 16:51:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Of Montreal
Its good to see somebody from Goonswarm finally got laid.
heh
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marxist revolutionary
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.17 17:19:00 -
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pubbies are pretty ******ed and gullible
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Of Montreal
Gallente
CRICE Corporation
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Posted - 2009.05.17 17:46:00 -
[55]
Originally by: marxist revolutionary
pubbies are pretty ******ed and gullible
Yes everyone fell for something in this post that was meant to trick us all. We have no clue and were led to believe that somebody wanted to procreate with darius johnson. I for one am ashamed of myself for being so stupid.
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Dinastty
Gallente
13th Squadron
T o r m e n t u m
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Posted - 2009.05.17 17:50:00 -
[56]
Originally by: RogueWing
Could someone please send a copy of this message to his wife for us? The lolz from that will be epic.
I'm Sure if his wife read this... he'll be podded in rl ^^
Those Who want to live... Let them fight
Those that do not want to fight don't deserve to live in this world of eternal WAR... |
VCBee 2fast2furious
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.17 19:28:00 -
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Best part is that its not even his baby :xd:
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Intigo
Amarr
Endemic Aggression
Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.05.17 19:40:00 -
[58]
Edited by: Intigo on 17/05/2009 19:43:19
This seems like a fitting place to post that Darius' corpse is still for sale!
Internet spaceships, serious business.
Originally by: Dark Motoko
Molle, I'll pay for this idiots corpse.
Give em hell boys.
Wait, if you're serious, I really have his corpse!
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ENEMA, much love. <3 |
Xenon Barinade
Caldari
The Green Machine
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.05.17 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
When I ran away only 3 weeks ago... I left Goonswarm in a state of panic its highest level of confusion. We are camped in Delve. BoB has its alliance name stolen. We were quite clearly in control of nothing and had achieved losses for both us and our allies, by virtue of my 'special' leadership and delusions I spread in the hive, disbanding an alliance the likes of which goonfleet has never seen. I had sacrificed a year of my pointless life to make certain that this had been acheived. The dreams of WoW could not die with me and I would ensure my return to my level 12 paladin.
In doing so I had to make sacrifices in my emotionally unstable life. As a newlywed which will most likely not last as statistics show, my constant attention to Goonswarm is over as I have said (read above), its put me in a position where I leave the work to NC and PL while my foolish bees are camped. The only way I could hold my marriage together since obviously I am having problems was to impregnate my wife who you can see pics off on the youtube vid, feel free to comment. She wanted a baby and I wanted a space empire. I took on an 19 year commitment because my eyes were on the prize and I expected that I had built a foundation which was unassailable. Oh boy was I wrong.
Since I have stepped back... Zapawork has asked you all to sit in stations, Goonies you people on one ignorant errand after another fail while the elites have real life stuff to do. We're losing systems left and right. Capswarm is in dissaray. I didn't impregnate my wife so you people could ruin everything I 'created' notice how I say created and not conquered now, what I like to do like mittani is change words cause I think im cool. As of now I am putting you people on notice cause I am ****ting it. You have precisely ONE WEEK to do what I say, because remember goonswarm isnt about having fun like you guys I have trolled for months its NOW about space, shape the **** up or I WILL step in and do **** all and blame it on the hive, remove zapa from power, and put this mother****er back on track cause you see im batman!
I did not build this (notice its conquered to created to build) for you to **** it up via neglect cause I know so much, I abandone you with a lame marriage exucse cause I AM the only one who gets married and even after neglecting the hive I have the nerve to *****. As soon as I return from my trip to the Phillipenes I will check back in cause while you people are putting every effort you can I am on holiday *****ing and mittani is gambling the ISK he sells in vegas.
Corrected,..
For someone who never gave a **** about his own alliance you have some nerve telling them what they have to do, blaming it on marriage and kids NICE!
If you wanted your alliance to do well you should have bloody motivated them ******, not go on holiday when they needed their leader, ah well I guess this is a failed prop attempt.
Personally you should have thanked your bees for actually doing something, which might I add wasnt even mentioned, great leadership; I think I care more about your members than you do.
Regards
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Eskalin
Minmatar
Evolution
KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.05.17 19:57:00 -
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
angry point by point wall o text
LOL trolled some people take their evecompleshments super cereal. Me, I have a life. Keep posting D=
If babies weren't to be eaten they wouldn't be hibachi sized
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