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Gumpy Nighthawk
Amarr
Octavian Vanguard
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:36:00 -
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Time's Up!!!
When the Lord, your God, brings you into the land, you are entering to possess and drive out before you many nations... You must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them, and show them no mercy. And so the gates of hell have opened fully this time, wreaking havoc on your newly claimed systems, destroying every viable asset you had!
As a wise man once said, "if things go too easy, then it canÆt go right."
Yes my dear readers, this was all fully planned, every single step, from the posts of Mittani, Goons not logging in, it was all planned at some bbq, even magic crystals were shaken, the goat whisperer was called and even Independence Day was rewritten to see if it was possible to lure you into a trap of epic proportions.
And so you started your grand push into Querious, thinking after conquering 49- that the rest of Querious was in your reach, but no, it was never going to happen, the coalition was only busy luring your pilots into a tarp, yes this was all setup to be a trap, a trap of epic proportions. Even the Motherships lost up north were only a small price we had to pay to get your morale up, to lure your timid pilots back into their capitals, thinking you would easily walk over us, crushing us. But no, this was all part of the glorious masterplan. And as you all can see, unlike SirMolleÆs plans, our plans succeed.
And now to end this post of epicness I will add an inevitable World War 2 analogy. We have cunningly lured you into our Fortress Stalingrad, now we *will* crush you, and start the conquest for your Berlin! As in World War 2 Berlin fell, now get ready to lose your last foothold in 0.0 and enjoy living under ETÆs cruel and merciless iron fist!
(The author and his alliance can not be held responsible for any irregularities and faulty claims that might have been made while writing this story)
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Rachekrieg
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:39:00 -
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god this thread is going to suck
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mr passie
Minmatar
Purgatorial Janitors Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:40:00 -
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I knew it!
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Stretchmeat Crotchquake
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:41:00 -
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It's true, we're the side God wants to win.
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Mia Archer
Amarr
Insidious Existence
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:42:00 -
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GOD WILLS IT!!!!!!
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Captian Duffy
Gallente
Darke Aurora
Externus Hostis
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:43:00 -
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No quarter will be given? 
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Znaei
Caldari
Thundercats
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:44:00 -
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/me waits for it...
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Demos Mast
Gallente
Paradigm Council
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:45:00 -
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First page!
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Desiderata Fabian
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:45:00 -
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The distant drums approach fast
The threat of war looms
Shifting allegiances
Amorphous pacts
These were the ties that you chose
A conflagration of war erupts
New Eden burns in every direction
Fear gives birth to madness
As chaos reigns
These were the strings tied to your limbs
The beat of the drums begin to change
The threads of fate shift once more
Even as the old rhythm echoes
A new one starts
This is the dance of the Ouroboros
The sun sets on a smoldering plain
The legion stands steadfast, eager, ready
This deathless horde
This band of brothers
This is the night of the First Day: A day that began almost two years ago, as a gift.
The Pendulum has swung in both directions, and it has shown us numerous facets of ourselves.
This was a glorious campaign!
It gave us the most massive capital ship battle in New Eden, the magnitude of which is beyond words to describe. Yet even the battle of FT pales in comparison to the April 1st deception surrounding it, culminating in the sweetest honey trap ever seen in EVE.
We have all been witness to the destruction of five Titans, 2 friendly, and 3 hostile, twenty two thousand hostile battleships, two hundred and eighty five hostile carriers, three hundred hostile dreadnoughts, seven hostile motherships and an innumerable amount of cruisers, frigates, newbie ships and shuttles. We have seen the largest tactical withdrawal since we vacated the North, the scale of which leads many to disbelieve its viability, resulting in the largest power vacuum in the south since New Eden began.
This Brotherhood has borne the brunt of an assault of fleets numbering in the thousands, and it seemed that the entire universe of EVE was joining the bandwagon to finally bring us to our knees. We have seen our allies overwhelmed by the onslaught and fade into the darkness. Others have risen to become greater than they have ever been. The Great Powers of the outer regions of New Eden have changed so many times with the swaying of the Pendulum that the political map is so far now from what it was when this all began.
Yet at least one thing remains the same: we are still here. This Brotherhood is stronger now than it ever was before. It has stood the test of time and near insurmountable pressure, never doubting, never fearing, even during the siege of our beloved NOL, our home away from our birthplace of BKG. Perhaps now, everyone will know that we call ourselves a Band of Brothers not only because it sounds good. We do not exist because of great wealth. We do not exist because of force of numbers. We do not exist because of inspiring leadership. The credit for our continued existence and all of our achievements goes to each and every member of our corporations: our brothers.
This, New Eden, was our gift to you. We hope you enjoyed it. Now, as before, we sit amongst the veritable pantheon of deities in EVE, the moving forces behind all things. We claim our seat at the head of the table, as a new chapter begins.
With the dispersal of the last remnants of the invading forces, we now stop the swaying of the Pendulum. We have come full circle and are back to where we began, only fiercer, sleeker, quicker and simply sexier than we were two years ago.
Now let the bells of hades sound as we move on to new things.
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Doctor Oda
Minmatar
Domination.
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:48:00 -
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Dam Goon pets making more crap posts!
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Cerlestes
Caldari
Jagdkommando
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:52:00 -
[11]
Poating in Gumpy's first thread 
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Cerys Magente
Gallente
Insidious Existence
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.25 09:58:00 -
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This thread makes me embarrassed to be in RAZOR.
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Higgs Foton
Minmatar
Scoopex
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2009.05.25 10:00:00 -
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This topic asks for some music!
some music
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Ich auch, bin schwul
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M0rning5tar
Caldari
Slacker Industries
The Boat Violencing Initiative
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Posted - 2009.05.25 10:05:00 -
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Edited by: M0rning5tar on 25/05/2009 10:05:45
 Originally by: Doctor Oda
Dam Goon pets making more crap posts!
I'll take Razor over a corp with a period in its name any day.
Also, it's "damn" big guy.
~~~~Go beekeepers!~~~~
Edited for beekeepers and tildas ~~~~~~~~~~
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marxist revolutionary
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.05.25 10:14:00 -
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Edited by: marxist revolutionary on 25/05/2009 10:15:38
Originally by: M0rning5tar
~~~~Go beekeepers!~~~~
whatever happened to that guy
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Fred0
Caldari
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.25 10:17:00 -
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Oh God. Not you too Gumpy. :(
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Phreeze
Amarr
Insidious Existence
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.25 10:19:00 -
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Sweet. I'm no longer the worst poster on coad.
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EvEhate2
Minmatar
PPN United
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.05.25 10:26:00 -
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0,5/10
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CCP WeatherMan
Gallente
C C P
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Posted - 2009.05.25 10:30:00 -
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Trolling.
Locked.
Weatherman
Community Representative
CCP Games
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