Dear Snot Shot,

I would love to answer your question, remarkably phrased in the form of an obnoxiously smug observation. However, in the interest of brevity, I will instead point out that nobody finds you to be a particularly good poster. My advice to you would be to attend courses at a sort of elite posting prep school, or perhaps some sort of distance learning posting course. If you'd like I could recommend a few good options.

All the best,
Prop Wash

Dear Snot Shot,

I would love to answer your question, remarkably phrased in the form of an obnoxiously smug observation. However, in the interest of brevity, I will instead point out that nobody finds you to be a particularly good poster. My advice to you would be to attend courses at a sort of elite posting prep school, or perhaps some sort of distance learning posting course. If you'd like I could recommend a few good options.

All the best,
Prop Wash

Ignore poop washer snot, he's just mad he couldn't lock it before it popped.

Wait you think that we can't engage IRC in equal numbers

lol

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13372350

Sorry to derail your comparison but IGÇÖm a solo artist

Throwing bombs into other peoples fleet fights and trying to get easy kills in EC isn't being an artist at anything.

I did some research on the linked fight and rest of your fleet was TiDiGÇÖing through the gate and thatGÇÖs the only reason it looks equal

if i was you i really wouldn't go around calling people cowards when all i do is sit in jita/high sec gang banging lonely freighters and carebares and calling it elite pvp, but you seem butthurt about the CFC which tell us that we are doing something right, carry on son

Damn... you know you've really hit rock bottom when you getting called out by someone in FCON, Snot you've got to improve your posting profile to attract a better sort.

coming from a Raiden ****** i take it as a compliment thank you

if i was you i really wouldn't go around calling people cowards when all i do is sit in jita/high sec gang banging lonely freighters and carebares and calling it elite pvp, but you seem butthurt about the CFC which tell us that we are doing something right, carry on son

It's ok mate, we have a training wing I'll put a word in for you.



First lesson: How to lose an entire region in a day! We didn't do to bad on that course we all got a gold star for passing it.

maybe what's left of your alliance should go back to the training wing

maybe what's left of your alliance should go back to the training wing

EVE is not supposed to be hard. ItGÇÖs simple, recruit anyone from all time zones, and set more Alliances blue than you opponentGǪGǪGǪ..whalah, you can GÇ£beatGÇ¥ anyone! Keep in mind though........you need to call it GÇ£diplomacyGÇ¥ afterwards..

you can insult the conglomeration of allies and blues all you wish, but one must ask where YOUR blues were.
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i did just say RDN outnumbered us in eu tz though

do keep up

coming from a Raiden ****** i take it as a compliment thank you, and btw us and the other terrible CFC are enjoying your systems and moons thank you double so

i think there's a part of sov warfare you don't really understand. you beat us a few times in eu tz because, shock horror, that's not our tz and that's your tz. we made sure the real war was fought in us tz where you either had to alarm clock or lose sov. either way that's a victory for us - alarm clocking too much will lead to your whole alliance becoming disgruntled, and you will lose sov.

i can't speak for the cfc but i'm sure as hell that our intention wasn't to give you ~good fights.~ our intention was to roll RDN. over and give tenal to rzr. i imagine if ~good fights~ was purely our intention then our fcs would've limited numbers - which, fyi, they do quite a lot.

i think the real victory in the conquest of tenal wasn't the fact that we, well, conquered tenal, but more in that we proved - as people in EVE have proved time and time again - that diplomacy plays a huge part in the game. rdn lost tenal and eventually vale and then all their low sec moons because of one reason: you didn't have a diplomat or diplomacy team.

you can insult the conglomeration of allies and blues all you wish, but one must ask where YOUR blues were.

the ones you didn't pay, i mean.

our blues were busy making deals. its quite refreshing to see a goon actually admit they can't do anything on their own anymore, quite suprised but fair play to you for admiting it.

ta for putting words in my mouth, i appreciate it. as a goon i don't really know WHAT to say!!!!

"Coalition For Cowards"

I get it C. F. C. ... that's brilliant! It took me 3 pages to notice.

The brains behind that one...

Hey! Snotz Snot Thread! **** Yeah!

Dear Snot Shot,

I would love to answer your question, remarkably phrased in the form of an obnoxiously smug observation. However, in the interest of brevity, I will instead point out that nobody finds you to be a particularly good poster. My advice to you would be to attend courses at a sort of elite posting prep school, or perhaps some sort of distance learning posting course. If you'd like I could recommend a few good options.

All the best,
Prop Wash

I actually look forward to his posts which are quite good reading and fun how he pisses goons off lol. Kepp them coming please S.S.!

Dear whoever,

I didn't read your post but who cares what you say,

All the best,
Prop Wash

Dear whoever,

I didn't read your post but who cares what you say,

All the best,
Prop Wash

Hey! Snotz Snot Thread! **** Yeah!

"Hot pilots we have problems too, we're just like you."

Rumor had it that the leet forces of the CFC were going to be on the move again tonight looking to kill an IRC baby Titan?..

Can anyone tell us if IRC was able to defend the tower or were the 15 or 20 CFC Alliances enough to actually take the tower down?...............TEST was bat phoned as well amirite?

Can we get a battle report please?? And maybe an update on how many Empire mining ships you have killed as well?....

Carry on being.........awesome........
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So you post a link where you brought 9 Alliances to fight 1GǪ.. I did some research on the linked fight and rest of your fleet was TiDiGÇÖing through the gate and thatGÇÖs the only reason it looks equalGǪGǪ..

What else have you got? You going to show me a Jita link where thereGÇÖs 15 haulers on a BR with 15 Drakes?..........or maybe 15 Hulks against 15 Thrashers?...

Sorry to keep peeGÇÖing on your accomplishmentsGǪGǪ..carry on being awesomeGǪ.
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Try not to over think it, hell IGÇÖm the OP and I couldnGÇÖt care any lessGǪ

For every CSAA the Coalition For Cowards kill they lose more isk in Titans, Fleets, and Jump Freighters......
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I've always wanted to ask you snot shot, what's it like to be the most irrelevant, unimportant, and ridiculed, joke of a troll on these forums?

I've always wanted to ask you snot shot, what's it like to be the most irrelevant, unimportant, and ridiculed, joke of a troll on these forums?

Hey guisz! Sorry about my absence but since my last Corp folded into the CFCGǪGǪGǪ..IGÇÖve been interviewing extensively with other Corps. I think IGÇÖve found the perfect fit!..

I did notice The Martini had nothing for his GǣChuckle **** CoalitionGǥ to do so he dreamt up another GǣcrusadeGǥ for you sheep to go on so he could get back to his advanced pelvic stretching yoga classesGǪ

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I liked the part where Snot Shot has a thing against physical fitness, specifically Yoga.

So you dislike boringly delivered speeches to a bunch of bored people about how X alliance is really dumb and needs to be taken down a few pegs?

I just don't understand what you have against Goons other than us being shootable.

I had fun once, it was terrible. I hope I never have fun again.

At least we get to shoot things. Beats sitting in a station all day. It's funny actually, I first started playing Eve the same week the PR- Hellcamp started, when BoB got their cap fleet locked into an NPC station in Delve. The sov grind there was so much worse than it is now.

You weren't around for that, were you Snotty?

Please.......I only show up for the big show baby!! I'm the 0.0 Grim Reaper.. if you weren't too young back then and had a school night bedtime, you would have been there for the fall of 49- I was and took a pretty good size Duce in local as Mitini tried giving a speech.....

"is it true that 87% of all goonies have a skid mark in thier shorts right now?"

Maybe that will jog the memory a bit but you probably couldn't stay up that late.

Anyhoooo.....glad to see you've been able to stick it out all these years shooting structures. Maybe someday one of you goonies can write a "how to" guide for the new players?
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Please.......I only show up for the big show baby!! I'm the 0.0 Grim Reaper.. if you weren't too young back then and had a school night bedtime, you would have been there for the fall of 49- I was and took a pretty good size Duce in local as Mitini tried giving a speech.....

"is it true that 87% of all goonies have a skid mark in thier shorts right now?"

Maybe that will jog the memory a bit but you probably couldn't stay up that late.

Anyhoooo.....glad to see you've been able to stick it out all these years shooting structures. Maybe someday one of you goonies can write a "how to" guide for the new players?
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Please.......I only show up for the big show baby!! I'm the 0.0 Grim Reaper.. if you weren't too young back then and had a school night bedtime, you would have been there for the fall of 49- I was and took a pretty good size Duce in local as Mitini tried giving a speech.....

"is it true that 87% of all goonies have a skid mark in thier shorts right now?"

Maybe that will jog the memory a bit but you probably couldn't stay up that late.

Anyhoooo.....glad to see you've been able to stick it out all these years shooting structures. Maybe someday one of you goonies can write a "how to" guide for the new players?
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For those of you not old enough to remember him, Snot Shot has defined his entire eve career in an orbit around goons, at once longingly reaching out for attention and simultaneously crying out for answers as to why we mock him.

It is not often one can say this, but in this case we have, for years, truly controlled his game.

So far I'm incomprehensible, a jerkin clown, drug poaster child, and some other stuff......can you guys get together and do a tldr for me?..kthx..
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You just made your own tl;dr. Are you incomprehensible, even to yourself? Do you not know what you are saying?

Can you boil it down for me please kthx..

While you're at it can you tell me how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if.......
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Please.......I only show up for the big show baby!! I'm the 0.0 Grim Reaper.. if you weren't too young back then and had a school night bedtime, you would have been there for the fall of 49- I was and took a pretty good size Duce in local as Mitini tried giving a speech.....

"is it true that 87% of all goonies have a skid mark in thier shorts right now?"

Maybe that will jog the memory a bit but you probably couldn't stay up that late.

Anyhoooo.....glad to see you've been able to stick it out all these years shooting structures. Maybe someday one of you goonies can write a "how to" guide for the new players?
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I only show up for the big show baby!! I'm the 0.0 Grim Reaper.. .

Hey guisz! Sorry about my absence but since my last Corp folded into the CFCGǪGǪGǪ..IGÇÖve been interviewing extensively with other Corps. I think IGÇÖve found the perfect fit!..

AnywhooGǪGǪGǪLooking at the forum threads it seems as though not much has been going on? I did notice The Martini had nothing for his GǣChuckle **** CoalitionGǥ to do so he dreamt up another GǣcrusadeGǥ for you sheep to go on so he could get back to his advanced pelvic stretching yoga classesGǪ

When one of you sheep gets a chance to look up, can you let me know who will be the next Alliance identified as GÇ£CFCGÇÖs Greatest ThreatGÇ¥GǪGǪGǪso I can start setting up bombing book marks and such?

IGÇÖve spent the last week in VFK getting some great runs set up and think I have HED pinned down in case the Delve toilet flushes you out in this directionGǪ.
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I hear Executive Outcomes are next on the list, they are particularly bad at this game and should go down quicker than RA et al.

You just made your own tl;dr. Are you incomprehensible, even to yourself? Do you not know what you are saying?

Rumor had it that the leet forces of the CFC were going to be on the move again tonight looking to kill an IRC baby Titan?..

Can anyone tell us if IRC was able to defend the tower or were the 15 or 20 CFC Alliances enough to actually take the tower down?...............TEST was bat phoned as well amirite?

Can we get a battle report please?? And maybe an update on how many Empire mining ships you have killed as well?....

Carry on being.........awesome........
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Excuse me but how does the CFC batphone TEST? That would be like Batman sending a bat signal to Bruce Wayne...

Dats cool manGǪGǪGǪ.some of your peeps try to act like youGÇÖre an alliance of warriors who donGÇÖt need anyone to support them, while then thereGÇÖs people like you who freely admit you need somewhere north of a 40k coalition of turds to be successful at anything in this gameGǪGǪGǪcarry on there BruceGǪGǪ..
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My bad, I forgot CFC is about not wanting ~gudfights~, while crying about not getting ~gudfights~ fights, while laughing at reds for not giving ~gudfights~GǪGǪGǪ..I think I get itGǪGǪGǪGǪ.or is the whole GÇ£You donGÇÖt Get gooniesGÇ¥ gimmick no gud anymore?.............throw me a bone here!!...
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Simply a broad explanation of our "blobiness" attack style. If we canGÇÖt get it done we call Goons, if we want ~gudfights~ we take the CFC/PL training wheels off our fleets just so a **** will be given and Th-A-y will bother to undock
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Quick CFC update: We are now up to 50k man fleets.