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Jesslyn Daggererux Gallente Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.06.12 19:25:00 - [1] Can been stolen by a theif? War-decced by some jerks? Someone insult your sexuality? Let Private Nuisance handle it. Our team of highly skilled...er well..highly TRAINED...actually, umm. Hey, we're here to help! Prices and participation may vary! Contact me if you wish to join our highly unskilled, untrained team of 1337 players, or simply to discuss a job. There are (some) no jobs too small.
Davinel Lulinvega	Posted - 2009.06.12 19:29:00 - [2] Originally by: Jesslyn Daggererux Can been stolen by a theif? War-decced by some jerks? Someone insult your sexuality? I think you just described these guys perfectly.
Sol'Kanar Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.06.12 20:17:00 - [3] [X] I am interested in your product and/or service and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
testickleme	Posted - 2009.06.12 23:59:00 - [4] careful i think He ^^^^ may just be after your booty
Darth Skorpius Dark Side Cookies	Posted - 2009.06.13 01:57:00 - [5] Edited by: Darth Skorpius on 13/06/2009 01:57:20 possting to comfirm that they have managed to shoot some noobs. but they still havent found me yet :p EDIT: does this mean you will be droping the dec on us shortly? ______________________________________________
Gregor Vernof Standards and Practices Underworld Excavators	Posted - 2009.06.13 03:02:00 - [6] Originally by: Davinel Lulinvega I think you just described these guys perfectly. Hmmm, don't think I remember flipping your can, you'd think that after 3 months of playing you'd realize that jet can mining in just inviting trouble, and generally a bad idea. Link 1 Link 2
Davinel Lulinvega	Posted - 2009.06.13 03:30:00 - [7] Edited by: Davinel Lulinvega on 13/06/2009 03:31:16 Originally by: Gregor Vernof Originally by: Davinel Lulinvega I think you just described these guys perfectly. Hmmm, don't think I remember flipping your can, you'd think that after 3 months of playing you'd realize that jet can mining in just inviting trouble, and generally a bad idea. It all started with zed's "Can flip heard 'round the world". I guess it wasn't technically a can flip, but I'm willing to bend the rules. Edit: haha no, no one has ever flipped my can. Is this alt really only 3 months old? Originally by: CCP Tuxford Now the op looks like a weirdo that can't read kekekeke! inb4 stealth edit
POgathaS Phantom Squad Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.06.13 07:27:00 - [8] Ola Raven Rat and Sol... Who the hell is this Jess guy? Great guys tons of fun.. i'd do them again.. just lost my rubber suit is all.. no srsly g8 service.. o/ Hell's Reclaimer
Traidor Disloyal Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.06.14 03:12:00 - [9] Originally by: Darth Skorpius Edited by: Darth Skorpius on 13/06/2009 01:57:20 possting to comfirm that they have managed to shoot some noobs. but they still havent found me yet :p Yes we have found you. Your Drake went down faster then an Olongapo hooker on a Saturday night. Some advice, if you want to stay invisible don't post in a Jes thread on the forums.
Jesslyn Daggererux Gallente Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.06.14 04:14:00 - [10] PLEASE GET BACK ON TOPIC! exotic women vs janitors. discuss.
Darth Skorpius Dark Side Cookies	Posted - 2009.06.14 08:45:00 - [11] Originally by: Traidor Disloyal Originally by: Darth Skorpius Edited by: Darth Skorpius on 13/06/2009 01:57:20 possting to comfirm that they have managed to shoot some noobs. but they still havent found me yet :p Yes we have found you. Your Drake went down faster then an Olongapo hooker on a Saturday night. Some advice, if you want to stay invisible don't post in a Jes thread on the forums. a: you didnt kill me until several days after that post was made. b: im hanging out less than 5 jumps from your corps hq. eventually you would have run into me
Sol'Kanar Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.06.14 15:03:00 - [12] Edited by: Sol''Kanar on 14/06/2009 15:04:23 Originally by: Darth Skorpius a: you didnt kill me until several days after that post was made. I don't think 24 hours 11 minutes qualifies as several days. Originally by: Darth Skorpius b: im hanging out less than 5 jumps from your corps hq. eventually you would have run into me We probably wouldn't have. Thanks to your posting, we didn't have to try. I'd like to point out that we ransomed your corp for 5 million (oh yes, MILLION) isk and you guys refused on principle. That's right, EvE citizens.. we're ****ing MILLIONAIRES! EDIT: ZOMG "Principle" not "Principal"!
NereSky Gallente The Good old Days	Posted - 2009.06.14 15:11:00 - [13] Originally by: Jesslyn Daggererux PLEASE GET BACK ON TOPIC! exotic women vs janitors. discuss. After careful consideration 'janitors' are better, these are my reasons are spending many years making sure i have a exotic dancer in my hold; 1) dancers do get bored easy 2) they nag 3) wont cook 4) and have a tendancy to leave cushions everywhere Now janitors 1) engage you in topical conversation 2) think ur amazing as you fly ships and they dont 3) bring a beer on request 4) even open said beer and pour it for you 5) keep the ship spic and span 6) and if ur desperate will pole dance around the mop in rubber/leather shorts Janitors $tw :)
Sol'Kanar Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.06.14 15:13:00 - [14] Originally by: NereSky After careful consideration 'janitors' are better, these are my reasons are spending many years making sure i have a exotic dancer in my hold; 1) dancers do get bored easy 2) they nag 3) wont cook 4) and have a tendancy to leave cushions everywhere Now janitors 1) engage you in topical conversation 2) think ur amazing as you fly ships and they dont 3) bring a beer on request 4) even open said beer and pour it for you 5) keep the ship spic and span 6) and if ur desperate will pole dance around the mop in rubber/leather shorts Janitors $tw :) For me, it depends on which of the two is ok with a little backdoor action.
Misanth Reaper Industries	Posted - 2009.06.14 15:22:00 - [15] I'm phobic of janitors after watching Scrubs. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
Oathborne Caldari Genstar Inc	Posted - 2009.06.14 17:48:00 - [16] Originally by: Misanth I'm phobic of janitors after watching Scrubs. this
Herty The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention	Posted - 2009.06.14 19:38:00 - [17] Originally by: Jesslyn Daggererux PLEASE GET BACK ON TOPIC! exotic women vs janitors. discuss. I vote exotic women. But are we talking exotic dancer women or just exotic women in general because that doesnt really specify anything. Plus theres probably some hot janitors out there.
Traidor Disloyal Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.06.14 20:06:00 - [18] Originally by: Jesslyn Daggererux exotic women vs janitors. discuss. Janitors don't do it for me. But a corpse, an exotic dancer, some wine, and me....now that's what I call a party.
Sir Muffoon Backdoor Enterprises	Posted - 2009.06.14 20:22:00 - [19] Originally by: Sol'Kanar For me, it depends on which of the two is ok with a little backdoor action. I think I can hook you up with both janitors and exotic dancers according to your tastes. These are, however, genetically modified and will cost you 1mil/each.
Jesslyn Daggererux Gallente Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.06.14 20:23:00 - [20] Originally by: Traidor Disloyal Originally by: Jesslyn Daggererux exotic women vs janitors. discuss. Janitors don't do it for me. But a corpse, an exotic dancer, some wine, and me....now that's what I call a party. throw in a slaver hound and we got ourselves a double date. ill leave it to you to decide who gets who.
POgathaS Phantom Squad Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.06.14 22:27:00 - [21] Nope.. Sheep are where it's at...
Raven Owa Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.06.16 13:26:00 - [22] I like to keep a lil Guatemalan boy locked in my basement.....in my cargo hold that is. Less messy than livestock and just as soft as exotic dancers.

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