Originally by: Ituralde

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You were much nicer back when you had an alliance that could PVP it's way out of a wet paper bag.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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You sound like somebody who takes the game quite seriously there mr goonswarm wannabe. Some of us genuinely do play for fun. But good luck winning respect as a little insect in the big machine. If you were still the original Ituralde you'd know that there's nothing more regressive in my eyes than submitting to the common herd because you've failed to make a name for yourself. Running back to Pandemic having tried and failed to achieve individual fame in Stimulus doesn't exactly make you anybody I'd be likely to listen too for advise on avoiding mediocrity.

But enjoy yourself being mr ordinary.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Goonswarm, where wit goes to die

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Originally by: Ituralde

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Maybe if you stepped back from your flowery rhetoric you'd actually appreciate those who have come so far under such circumstances. If I can get far enough to distinguish myself among such competition, I figure that's pretty meaningful, wouldn't you?

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Originally by: Superslam

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Announcing a civil upscale mixer of a chat channel. Where politics and fun mix. A change of pace from the ordinary - especially when Jericho Fraction is on the scene. This is sponsored by Gallente but is open for all. It's a social place so leave that bad attitude at home and your guns at the door.

LA MAISON DE TOUS LES PLAISIRS

Is open for business and pleasure. This is a moderated but open channel for Gallente, Intaki and invited guests (and respectful blind-dates) to chat and socialise about the politics and pleasures of the day. This is intended to be interesting, vibrant, sometimes edgy, but always respectful and totally lacking in boorish nonsense. Top secret plans will doubtless be discussed in other channels so it won't be neccessary to infiltrate simply for the purpose of listening.

Ideally we would hope to attract guests and friends from all walks and life and the various cultures of Eve. War may rage and intrigues may scream beyond the walls but "La Maison" continues as the music plays, the champagne flows and the girls make eyes at bold spacers and charming rogues alike!

So long as decorum is respected, we make no barring rules against anyone in Eve. The Gallente Federation has a reputation for cosmopolitan culture and permissive inclusion, and its our desire to prove this out with a multi-cultural gallente-hosted nightspot for the rich and famous, the clever and the cunning, and all the most notorious and deadly personalities of Eve.

"La Maison" is a virtual club that exists in the cyberspace of Eve star cluster's myriad interconnected datastreams. This miracle of communications technology interfaces the Pod systems of starship command to provide an entirely lifelike and responsive environment to portray personna and action in the company of other neurologically attuned individuals.

The near instantaeneous transmission of data and response means distance is no limiter to access, while the profound neural interface of the command Pod translates perceived stimuli to entirely recognisable physical forms.

In essence one may live the environment of the virtual club; it is entirely possible to become drunk, overwhelmed by sensation or indeed rendered insensible by sudden violence. Thus we warn the patron that such happenstance neccessitates the adoption of sensible precautions when sharing this reality with the dangers of real-space and external physical interaction.

And of course; the management of "La Maison" accepts no burden of responsibility for loss of starships and personal possessions when under the influence of stimuli in the virtual environment.

To access this marvel of Gallente technology and cultural artistry you have only to open your subspace communications panel, and enter the magic phrase ... LA MAISON DE TOUS LES PLAISIRS

Or, even better, have an existing guest invite you; how better to arrive than on the arm of a charming regular to this enchanting locale?

First and foremost, "La Maison" is a roleplaying environment of specific interest to aficionados of the genre, and declares primary responsibility to the regular clientele and comfort and entertainment therein. Disruption of the mood by boorish behaviour or evocation of crass reality will not be tolerated under any circumstance.

Punishment of infractions will be immediate and severe, with a warning, then gagging, then banning from the channel being the eventual result. Continued attempts to disrupt the channel will be awarded with harrassment petitions and general derision on the part of our clientele.

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Originally by: The Mittani

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Originally by: Superslam

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Announcing a civil upscale mixer of a chat channel. Where politics and fun mix. A change of pace from the ordinary - especially when Jericho Fraction is on the scene. This is sponsored by Gallente but is open for all. It's a social place so leave that bad attitude at home and your guns at the door.

LA MAISON DE TOUS LES PLAISIRS

Is open for business and pleasure. This is a moderated but open channel for Gallente, Intaki and invited guests (and respectful blind-dates) to chat and socialise about the politics and pleasures of the day. This is intended to be interesting, vibrant, sometimes edgy, but always respectful and totally lacking in boorish nonsense. Top secret plans will doubtless be discussed in other channels so it won't be neccessary to infiltrate simply for the purpose of listening.

Ideally we would hope to attract guests and friends from all walks and life and the various cultures of Eve. War may rage and intrigues may scream beyond the walls but "La Maison" continues as the music plays, the champagne flows and the girls make eyes at bold spacers and charming rogues alike!

So long as decorum is respected, we make no barring rules against anyone in Eve. The Gallente Federation has a reputation for cosmopolitan culture and permissive inclusion, and its our desire to prove this out with a multi-cultural gallente-hosted nightspot for the rich and famous, the clever and the cunning, and all the most notorious and deadly personalities of Eve.

"La Maison" is a virtual club that exists in the cyberspace of Eve star cluster's myriad interconnected datastreams. This miracle of communications technology interfaces the Pod systems of starship command to provide an entirely lifelike and responsive environment to portray personna and action in the company of other neurologically attuned individuals.

The near instantaeneous transmission of data and response means distance is no limiter to access, while the profound neural interface of the command Pod translates perceived stimuli to entirely recognisable physical forms.

In essence one may live the environment of the virtual club; it is entirely possible to become drunk, overwhelmed by sensation or indeed rendered insensible by sudden violence. Thus we warn the patron that such happenstance neccessitates the adoption of sensible precautions when sharing this reality with the dangers of real-space and external physical interaction.

And of course; the management of "La Maison" accepts no burden of responsibility for loss of starships and personal possessions when under the influence of stimuli in the virtual environment.

To access this marvel of Gallente technology and cultural artistry you have only to open your subspace communications panel, and enter the magic phrase ... LA MAISON DE TOUS LES PLAISIRS

Or, even better, have an existing guest invite you; how better to arrive than on the arm of a charming regular to this enchanting locale?

First and foremost, "La Maison" is a roleplaying environment of specific interest to aficionados of the genre, and declares primary responsibility to the regular clientele and comfort and entertainment therein. Disruption of the mood by boorish behaviour or evocation of crass reality will not be tolerated under any circumstance.

Punishment of infractions will be immediate and severe, with a warning, then gagging, then banning from the channel being the eventual result. Continued attempts to disrupt the channel will be awarded with harrassment petitions and general derision on the part of our clientele.

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you know, i hadn't actually seen the brothel ad before

how delightful, we get rkk's most ardent apologist posting again and somehow this gem reappears~

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 17/06/2009 04:48:47

Originally by: Ituralde

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Maybe if you stepped back from your flowery rhetoric you'd actually appreciate those who have come so far under such circumstances. If I can get far enough to distinguish myself among such competition, I figure that's pretty meaningful, wouldn't you?

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What competition? Pointless hasbeens and bitter vets incapable of achieving anything of note? People who consider that following the NBSI herd is all that matters? I don't think there is anything meaningful in surrendering your identity and giving up the corp you tried to build to go crawling back to a bunch of goons to be honest. You tried, you failed, you gave up and joined the winning side in somebody else's war.

You always were terrible Ituralde. But at least in the old days you had a sense of humour and didn't take yourself too seriously. This is a game not real life. You don't need to humiliate yourself to a boss just to fit in.

Sad, still, I'll always remember the fun times in Mito and the Ituralde that primaried an Osprey and amused us all no end. Thats the guy who was worth knowing. This current laughably innept pvp supremacist who is so elite he chose to run back home under the skirts of an abusive blob-entity while spouting sub-standard memes and pretending to belong? Not so much.

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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux

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Originally by: Butter Dog

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'death throws' would imply something dramatic and entertaining

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This is how the BoB ends: Not with a bang, but a whimper.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Pointless hasbeens and bitter vets incapable of achieving anything of note?

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Quote:

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This is a game not real life. You don't need to humiliate yourself to a boss just to fit in.

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Quote:

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Sad, still, I'll always remember the fun times in Mito and the Ituralde that primaried an Osprey and amused us all no end.

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This current laughably innept pvp supremacist who is so elite he chose to run back home under the skirts of an abusive blob-entity while spouting sub-standard memes and pretending to belong? Not so much.

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Originally by: BurntCornMuffin

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Originally by: Butter Dog

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So, for the sake of clarity, can Goons/PL please describe exactly what the final outcome looks like? The point at which we won't have to endure 50 spam threads a day about shrike/bob/kenny/gbc etc - what exactly does that look like?

we're all ears

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They'll most likely look a lot like your alliance does: wandering about empire trying to be relevant.

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Originally by: Davor

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Originally by: The Mittani

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Originally by: Superslam

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Announcing a civil upscale mixer of a chat channel. Where politics and fun mix. A change of pace from the ordinary - especially when Jericho Fraction is on the scene. This is sponsored by Gallente but is open for all. It's a social place so leave that bad attitude at home and your guns at the door.

LA MAISON DE TOUS LES PLAISIRS

Is open for business and pleasure. This is a moderated but open channel for Gallente, Intaki and invited guests (and respectful blind-dates) to chat and socialise about the politics and pleasures of the day. This is intended to be interesting, vibrant, sometimes edgy, but always respectful and totally lacking in boorish nonsense. Top secret plans will doubtless be discussed in other channels so it won't be neccessary to infiltrate simply for the purpose of listening.

Ideally we would hope to attract guests and friends from all walks and life and the various cultures of Eve. War may rage and intrigues may scream beyond the walls but "La Maison" continues as the music plays, the champagne flows and the girls make eyes at bold spacers and charming rogues alike!

So long as decorum is respected, we make no barring rules against anyone in Eve. The Gallente Federation has a reputation for cosmopolitan culture and permissive inclusion, and its our desire to prove this out with a multi-cultural gallente-hosted nightspot for the rich and famous, the clever and the cunning, and all the most notorious and deadly personalities of Eve.

"La Maison" is a virtual club that exists in the cyberspace of Eve star cluster's myriad interconnected datastreams. This miracle of communications technology interfaces the Pod systems of starship command to provide an entirely lifelike and responsive environment to portray personna and action in the company of other neurologically attuned individuals.

The near instantaeneous transmission of data and response means distance is no limiter to access, while the profound neural interface of the command Pod translates perceived stimuli to entirely recognisable physical forms.

In essence one may live the environment of the virtual club; it is entirely possible to become drunk, overwhelmed by sensation or indeed rendered insensible by sudden violence. Thus we warn the patron that such happenstance neccessitates the adoption of sensible precautions when sharing this reality with the dangers of real-space and external physical interaction.

And of course; the management of "La Maison" accepts no burden of responsibility for loss of starships and personal possessions when under the influence of stimuli in the virtual environment.

To access this marvel of Gallente technology and cultural artistry you have only to open your subspace communications panel, and enter the magic phrase ... LA MAISON DE TOUS LES PLAISIRS

Or, even better, have an existing guest invite you; how better to arrive than on the arm of a charming regular to this enchanting locale?

First and foremost, "La Maison" is a roleplaying environment of specific interest to aficionados of the genre, and declares primary responsibility to the regular clientele and comfort and entertainment therein. Disruption of the mood by boorish behaviour or evocation of crass reality will not be tolerated under any circumstance.

Punishment of infractions will be immediate and severe, with a warning, then gagging, then banning from the channel being the eventual result. Continued attempts to disrupt the channel will be awarded with harrassment petitions and general derision on the part of our clientele.

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you know, i hadn't actually seen the brothel ad before

how delightful, we get rkk's most ardent apologist posting again and somehow this gem reappears~

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What a fortuitous event!

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Originally by: Sun Ra

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yawwwwwnnnnnnnnnn this war is the most dullest in eve history, hope you enjoyed 3 years of shooting towers zzzzzz

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