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Vaeliel
Gallente
Slander Acquisitions
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Posted - 2009.06.18 19:49:00 -
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Hey all! I've discovered the perfect way to run missions without each one being repetitive and boring, and I thought I'd share with the rest of the community!
THINGS U WILL NEEDS
a. 1 Carton High-Quality Matches
b. 5 Gallons High-Octane Gasoline
c. Firefighter's Suit
d. Eve Online Account
Pick your favorite faction battleship and fit for your tank 1 (one) Tech 2 Damage Control Unit. Fill your mid slots with hull repair modules (pref Tech 2). The rest of your fitting can be whatever you like, provided it IS NOT TANK.
Start by allowing your ship to lose shields and armor, and start hull reppers. Maintain a hull integrity of NO MORE THAN 66%. Once this is accomplished, dump the 5 Gallons High-Octane Gasoline on your floor, and light 5-10 matches from the Carton of High-Quality Matches, throwing them thence into the puddle of High-Octane Gasoline. Don firefighter suit.
Now experience the realism and excitement of running a mission in a ship in critical condition as your house burns down around you! Feel the heat of the flames as your virtual crew would! Experience the lack of oxygen that comes with decompression via smoke asphyxiation! This is as real as it gets, guys.
For added lulz, do this in other peoples' houses while playing Eve via laptop!
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Jitabug
Caldari
Viva POS Pinata
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Posted - 2009.06.18 20:13:00 -
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Sounds more like the required equipment to post in CAOD or C&P. |
Ghengis Tia
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Posted - 2009.06.18 20:35:00 -
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I once flew my severely hull damaged Hurricane thru a few gates, eventually to dock and fit hull reppers.
All the while I was on fire, looking like an Olympic torch going sideways. When I warped, the flames would recede, as warp ended, they'd catch up and I scrambled to find my marshmallows.
Often thought I'd keep a ship this way to run errands, etc, to trade hubs just to get a few laughs.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.06.18 20:39:00 -
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10/10 well done good sir!
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Catherine Ares
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Posted - 2009.06.18 20:56:00 -
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Edited by: Catherine Ares on 18/06/2009 20:56:35
 Originally by: Ghengis Tia
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All the while I was on fire, looking like an Olympic torch going sideways. When I warped, the flames would recede, as warp ended, they'd catch up and I scrambled to find my marshmallows.
Often thought I'd keep a ship this way to run errands, etc, to trade hubs just to get a few laughs.
Haha, same here. In fact I ran missions for a full month in a Dominix with a severely damaged hull because I was too lazy to fit the reppers and fix it. That was back in the old client when the smoke and fire would flip out and turn into a grey line.
Chainsaw Plankton: Thank you kindly! /bow TBH I'm a fan of some of your work as well. 
EDIT: It's Vaeliel.. Dammit, why doesn't it remember which character you posted as so you don't look like a dumba$$! |
heiway
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Posted - 2009.06.18 20:56:00 -
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11/10
...for reminding me what "lol" stands for :D |
Nadarius Chrome
Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2009.06.19 04:05:00 -
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I thought other people couldn't see the smoke/flames? Or has that been fixed in the new graphics. I last checked that years ago. |
ZenSun
Total Mayhem.
Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.06.19 08:01:00 -
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Hahaha, love it.
Please resize sig to a file size no greater than 24000 bytes - Mitnal |
Scorsigaar
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Posted - 2009.06.19 08:20:00 -
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Wouldn't you want to don the firesuit prior to lighting the gas around you on fire? |
killerbitsch
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Posted - 2009.06.19 09:37:00 -
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free bump for the lulz! :D |
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Mish'Kala
Minmatar
FarSight Location and Recovery Services
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Posted - 2009.06.19 11:42:00 -
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Originally by: Scorsigaar
Wouldn't you want to don the firesuit prior to lighting the gas around you on fire?
donning the fire suit before the flames arrive shows that you were expecting to go down in flames. im not sure you would get a crew to fly with you under those circumstances. |
Scorsigaar
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Posted - 2009.06.19 11:45:00 -
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Originally by: Mish'Kala
Originally by: Scorsigaar
Wouldn't you want to don the firesuit prior to lighting the gas around you on fire?
donning the fire suit before the flames arrive shows that you were expecting to go down in flames. im not sure you would get a crew to fly with you under those circumstances.
My bad! I assumed dumping the gas and lighting it first confirmed said expectations.  |
Chomapuraku
Caldari
Templar Republic
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Posted - 2009.06.19 16:38:00 -
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every post should be a drunk post, tbh
i would mine in a flaming hulk with 4% hull for lols back in the day. ahh, the joy of losing ships to a blackout
Originally by: Misanth
Being nice doesn't pay off, you should stop listening to the right shoulder parrot. The left one is usually right.
so she shouldnt listen to the left one either? |
Avoida
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Posted - 2009.06.19 18:29:00 -
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To the OP:
That sounds much like the game I play at home whereby I replace all the lights in my bathroom with red ones, fill the bathtub full of water, turn on the shower and pretend I'm in a submarine that just got hit.
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Guygeboe
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Posted - 2009.06.19 19:04:00 -
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Brilliant :D |
john roe
Children of Gjallarhorn
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Posted - 2009.06.19 19:10:00 -
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very good one, mate :]
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Vaeliel
Gallente
Slander Acquisitions
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Posted - 2009.06.19 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: Avoida
To the OP:
That sounds much like the game I play at home whereby I replace all the lights in my bathroom with red ones, fill the bathtub full of water, turn on the shower and pretend I'm in a submarine that just got hit.
I have a very strong urge to try this as soon as possible...
Looks like my silly little thread was well received. :D |
Volitaire
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Posted - 2009.06.20 06:53:00 -
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Originally by: Avoida
To the OP:
That sounds much like the game I play at home whereby I replace all the lights in my bathroom with red ones, fill the bathtub full of water, turn on the shower and pretend I'm in a submarine that just got hit.
Lol sounds fun!
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