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Exploding Foot
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:15:00 -
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Edited by: Exploding Foot on 20/06/2009 18:29:52
Band of Brothers was formed with the ideals that only older players with multi-year old characters would be suitable for 0.0 space. The most common insult you would hear from a member of BoB was regarding your registration date. GoonSwarm æs entrance into Syndicate was a direct attack of these ideals. NewbeeÆs only a few weeks old, roaming around 0.0 in frigates as if they owned the place, laughing at anyone who would flaunt their subscription time as if it mattered. This enraged BoB, and they vowed that GoonSwarm would never be allowed to hold 0.0 space...
As you all know by now, Band of Brothers have now been conquered by GoonSwarm, and we have seized their corporation. To celebrate our victory in this war, we will be accepting anyone who applies to ôBand of Brothersö. Our skill point requirements are 50,000SP, and you must be at least 1 day old to join. Our office is in Pulin.
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Tom Sasaki
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:20:00 -
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Edited by: Tom Sasaki on 20/06/2009 18:20:51 ahh didnt read it..
But goon taking in people without scamming them sounds odd so reckon its just another recruitment scam.
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Sir Muffoon
Backdoor Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:20:00 -
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I see no possible way this could go wrong. |

Bestofworst
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:21:00 -
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I just got the picture joke  ---- My Music |

Exploding Foot
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:21:00 -
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Originally by: Tom Sasaki Goon recruitment scam..
Everyone knows BoB is just another corp in goonswarm. Dont know why you are hiding your alliancetag though.
because I'm not in an alliance?
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5pinDizzy
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:22:00 -
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Edited by: 5pinDizzy on 20/06/2009 18:25:00
Wow you guys must in serious trouble, lol.
It wouldn't make me join you, that's like the Kuu Klux Klan member holding his hand out to a black man because he's hanging off the edge of a cliff. 
But yeah I'm probably falling for some sort of joke here, since the Op should be a Goonswarm guy.
LOL@picture.
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Nocturnal Avenger
x13
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Bestofworst I just got the picture joke 

- Carebear Pirate - |

Sir Muffoon
Backdoor Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: 5pinDizzy Edited by: 5pinDizzy on 20/06/2009 18:24:39
Wow you guys must in serious trouble, lol.
It wouldn't make me join you, that's like the Kuu Klux Klan member holding his hand out to a black man because he's hanging off the edge of a cliff. 
But yeah I'm probably falling for some sort of joke here, since the Op should be a Goonswarm guy.
So what, is goonswarm your arch enemy or something? |

Gunner Stormbringer
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:26:00 -
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Oh, I wonder what that symbol could be?
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:34:00 -
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Logo... system name... hilarity ensues.
EVE issues|Mining revamp|Build stuff|Make ISK |
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Bestofworst
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T Logo... system name... hilarity ensues.
The first thing the system name brought to my mind was "Palin"  ---- My Music |

Mister Poopypants
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:49:00 -
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I see what you did there...
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Karlemgne
Tides Of War
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:53:00 -
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Originally by: Exploding Foot Edited by: Exploding Foot on 20/06/2009 18:29:52
Band of Brothers was formed with the ideals that only older players with multi-year old characters would be suitable for 0.0 space. The most common insult you would hear from a member of BoB was regarding your registration date. GoonSwarm æs entrance into Syndicate was a direct attack of these ideals. NewbeeÆs only a few weeks old, roaming around 0.0 in frigates as if they owned the place, laughing at anyone who would flaunt their subscription time as if it mattered. This enraged BoB, and they vowed that GoonSwarm would never be allowed to hold 0.0 space...
As you all know by now, Band of Brothers have now been conquered by GoonSwarm, and we have seized their corporation. To celebrate our victory in this war, we will be accepting anyone who applies to ôBand of Brothersö. Our skill point requirements are 50,000SP, and you must be at least 1 day old to join. Our office is in Pulin.
And one more time, nobody cares. Go away the Goonsw... err CAOD is that way .
My sig don't fracking work. |

Heroldyn
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Posted - 2009.06.20 18:59:00 -
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Originally by: Karlemgne And one more time, nobody cares.
i care.
thanks for funny post exploding foot :)
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NereSky
Gallente The Good old Days
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Posted - 2009.06.20 19:01:00 -
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sighs
Give it a rest already
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Sir Muffoon
Backdoor Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.06.20 19:07:00 -
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Originally by: Karlemgne
And one more time, nobody cares. Go away the Goonsw... err CAOD is that way .
I thought your corp name was "Tildes of War" at a glance.
Needless to say, i'm heavily disappointed. |

Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar Star's Dust Industrie
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Posted - 2009.06.20 19:16:00 -
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Hello, I heard you're late, war is over... Fetchez la vache ! moar(tm) < soon(tm) :(
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2009.06.20 19:22:00 -
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Edited by: EnslaverOfMinmatar on 20/06/2009 19:22:57
Does that picture depict the 'Bend over Brothers!' maneuver?
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Kewso
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Posted - 2009.06.20 19:23:00 -
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idiots are just getting noobs to fall for joining then blowing noobs up. although fun, goons must be bored
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Faith O'Siras
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Posted - 2009.06.20 19:45:00 -
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Beware of Greeks bringing gifts ...
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KenZoku > Goonswarm |
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Velvet Sinner
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Posted - 2009.06.20 20:00:00 -
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One group of has-beens accepting applications under another has-been name... |

Spurty
Caldari Ore Mongers BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.06.20 20:01:00 -
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when egos collide ..
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UMEE
Gunship Diplomacy
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Posted - 2009.06.20 20:02:00 -
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lol. what's the opposite of caring? im trying to think of a very powerful word here to describe that strong feeling. |

Mr M
Legion of Illuminated Social Rejects
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Posted - 2009.06.20 20:34:00 -
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I didn't really bother to read this thread but I blame the gallentes and their damned taxes.
EVEgeek|Eden Underground Radio |

Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.06.20 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Velvet Sinner One group of has-beens accepting applications under another has-been name...
Indeed. Yet they still amusingly cling to the fantasy anyone in eve past the ccp marketing staff or the faceless goonie alt support poasting squad care. 
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Exploding Foot
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.06.20 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Heroldyn
Originally by: Karlemgne And one more time, nobody cares.
i care.
thanks for funny post exploding foot :)
I assure you, this is a serious post. Everyone who has applied has been accepted.
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Biolaja Tista
Gallente Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.06.21 00:10:00 -
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Originally by: Exploding Foot
Originally by: Heroldyn
Originally by: Karlemgne And one more time, nobody cares.
i care.
thanks for funny post exploding foot :)
I assure you, this is a serious post. Everyone who has applied has been accepted.
QFT _________________
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2009.06.21 01:07:00 -
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CBA, goons have outlived their purpose in EVE.
Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav!
Also Known As |

Karlemgne
Tides Of War
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Posted - 2009.06.21 01:16:00 -
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Originally by: Heroldyn
Originally by: Karlemgne And one more time, nobody cares.
i care.
thanks for funny post exploding foot :)
Of course you do. You're a goon alt. And since this is technically a recruitment post, it doesn't belong here.
-K My sig don't fracking work. |

Tom Warrior
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Posted - 2009.06.21 01:29:00 -
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Edited by: Tom Warrior on 21/06/2009 01:33:13 Would have been funnier if not such old news.
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Cat Molina
Minmatar Intransigent
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Posted - 2009.06.21 01:31:00 -
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I'm considering dropping roles and joining. If only for the free PvP which must surely follow. 
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SavageBastard
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.21 02:12:00 -
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Can a mod please take control here? This is a recruitment thread and there are all kinds of inappropriate, off topic and trolling posts being made.
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Velvet Sinner
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Posted - 2009.06.21 02:22:00 -
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Originally by: SavageBastard Can a mod please take control here? This is a recruitment thread and there are all kinds of inappropriate, off topic and trolling posts being made.
Loserific failsauce... :) You goonies are always good for a laugh!
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Velvet Sinner
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Posted - 2009.06.21 02:24:00 -
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Originally by: Exploding Foot I assure you, this is a serious post. Everyone who has applied has been accepted.
Yes, folks Goonies fully support PVP from the Little Yellow Bus Brigade. :)
Now recruiting in a forum they haven't been banned from.
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Karlemgne
Tides Of War
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Posted - 2009.06.21 02:25:00 -
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Originally by: SavageBastard Can a mod please take control here? This is a recruitment thread and there are all kinds of inappropriate, off topic and trolling posts being made.
   
You're really asking the mods for help? And for the record, this man is right. Move this thread where it belongs, and out of this channel.
-Karlemgne My sig don't fracking work. |

Sanguis Lupus
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Posted - 2009.06.21 04:05:00 -
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Everyone knows Goons Scam. Hell they even have an entire forum devoted to scamming "Pubies" as they refer to those who are not "Goons" in game. Their favorite scam is to go fishing in the recruitment channel and convo people looking to join a corp. They ask them if they want to join Goonswarm. Then they tell the victim that they should submit a application to join Goons in game via a freeform contract setup by the scamming Goon of course. In this contract they require the victim to put up some "collateral" in the form of 500 million ISK ( sometimes more, sometimes less ) in the contract. This contract is setup to auto-fail. In other words if either party does not complete the contract the victim ends up having 500 million ISK taken from their wallet. They also use the scam of "hauling" stuff to 0.0 for the victim via fake a service called Intra-Bee. Of course this is just another scam to get a hold of the victims ships, modules and other stuff. They do this to players in game and even to entire corps.
Here's a hint folks no one can join Goonswarm in game. The only way to join Goons is to be part of the SA forums for a few years. Goons are basically the polar opposite of Bob/Kenny. They hate and loath new players and scam "Pubbies" for ISK. They are no different then BoB/Kenny and they are no better. This thread is no doubt another Goon scam looking to steal and use "Pubbies" for what ever nefarious agenda Gooons have in mind. The Goon Jihad against "Pubbies" will continue unabated until people realize that Goons believe that they are "cool" kids in EVE who look down on you "Pubbies".
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Cat Molina
Minmatar Intransigent
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Posted - 2009.06.21 04:59:00 -
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Originally by: Sanguis Lupus ... Here's a hint folks no one can join Goonswarm in game. ...
Obviously. But I get the feeling they're not scamming with this one; you're not joining GS, and anyone who gives ISK or goods to them is an idiot. They're probably just getting people to join, then hunting and ganking them.
Which could be kinda fun if you know what you're getting into and enjoy stacked odds (they will know where you are and what ship type you are flying).
Probably not worth the effort to join, but a fun idea.  |

BhallSpawn
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Posted - 2009.06.21 05:20:00 -
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Yea I have this issue of joining a corp that is known to cheat.
Sorry, no thanks. Don't want that stink on my employment history. Nor do I want the stink of goonswarm
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Aioa
Planetary Assault Systems
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Posted - 2009.06.21 05:54:00 -
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Easily thread of the week. Lol @ the anti-goon rage wonderful.
I'm not affiliated to either party but I do have a fairly decent memory, and I remember the way BoB members behaved during the destruction of the hapless ASCN. This was a time when 92.5% of all BoB members* actually believed themselves to be the son of God. The arrogance from them was extraordinary - like they were suffering from some sort of collective brain-disease - and strangely lacking in any sort of humour. Many asked what was wrong with BoB that they could behave this way without feeling any embarrasment for themselves.
For those of us who were forced to feel their embarrasment for them, it's kinda satisfying to see them defeated and have their beloved, terribly serious former name get paraded around for public ridicule.
*Statistics may be made up --
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