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violator2k5
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.06.22 22:13:00 -
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TANG ALLIANCE
We are interviewing applicant corps that are likeminded to our own goals.
- English Conversant - High Sec / Low Sec POS Demolition Service - Wormhole Exploitation and Nerdrage Production - Random Violence in Low Sec and Null Sec - High Sec Warfare for Profit - Mercenary For Hire Work - No Affiliation with any 0.0 Space Holding Alliance - WTF Else we feel like doing as a group when bored - Enjoyment of the concept of noob roulette when being a turd.
If this sounds like you and your corp then apply today.
POON of the TANG alliance is also recruiting able pilots from all over the Eve universe to increase our roster and help spread poon to all the deserving neckbeards in our humble little garden.
What We Have To Offer:
- Free Training - Experienced players to give you a guiding hand - Group orientated play in pvp/pve or wormholing - Fun
Requirements:
- English Conversant - Ability to fund your own violence - Cruiser competent pilot min 10mil sp required. - 0.0 Fleet training / PVP for new pilots to PVP - Enjoy nerd tears - 3 prostitutes and 10 Exotic Dancers Application fee - Know a new fart joke we havent heard. - enjoy being dominated by our dominatrix (CEO)
Plus's for Consideration:
- Be A Cap Pilot - Honesty and a team player - Have hawt nekkid pics we havent seen - Have a hawt sister - Have a hawt mom - Have a hawt dad or brother (CEO made me put that) - Have a hawt sheep (well ok that one was all me) - Enjoy late night man love while blowing crap up. |
Terror Rising
Minmatar Death Of Fallen Angels
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Posted - 2009.06.22 22:31:00 -
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But on a side-note .. you have the ghayest Alliance name ..
Please resize sig to a maximum file size no greater than 24000 bytes - Mitnal |
ry ry
Amarr StateCorp HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2009.06.22 22:31:00 -
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Originally by: Terror Rising But on a side-note .. you have the ghayest Alliance name ..
and apparently the most accurate.
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REQUIEMSORN
Caldari Zero Gravity Inc
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Posted - 2009.06.22 22:33:00 -
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sounds like someone is yearning for an invite to that alliance. :)
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May Zonday
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 00:44:00 -
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YOur corp history looks like you'd fit right in to what Band of Brothers has become. |
nooooooooooobeeee
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.06.23 01:07:00 -
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Originally by: May Zonday YOur corp history looks like you'd fit right in to what Band of Brothers has become.
Band of Brothers is better than you. Just look at all those regions that we own. |
Tawron
Amarr Carden Syndicate Cartel Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.06.23 01:12:00 -
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COAD. Where a misspost costs you 5 flames. |
Tawron
Amarr Carden Syndicate Cartel Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.06.23 01:13:00 -
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oh and.. you have a ghey haircut.. like SIR MOLLE. this is now a kenny thread. |
Vadinho
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.23 09:26:00 -
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Originally by: Tawron oh and.. you have a ghey haircut.. like SIR MOLLE. this is now a kenny thread.
kenny kenny bo benny banana fana fo fenny me mi mo menny
kenny |
violator2k5
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.06.23 17:25:00 -
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wow mods still havent locked this yet
seriously guys all this hate...
its really affected you hasnt it? it would be interesting to see actually how many of you have nightmares about kenny when you sleep rofl.... anyway why not get out and get some sun or something it would be good for your health
i will say this though... thanks for the laughs, seeing the trolls jump up on a simple mistake like misposting just to turn yet another thread into a kenny-hate circle jerk fiesta
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Jon Lucien
Minmatar SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2009.06.23 17:34:00 -
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Originally by: violator2k5 wow mods still havent locked this yet
seriously guys all this hate...
its really affected you hasnt it? it would be interesting to see actually how many of you have nightmares about kenny when you sleep rofl.... anyway why not get out and get some sun or something it would be good for your health
i will say this though... thanks for the laughs, seeing the trolls jump up on a simple mistake like misposting just to turn yet another thread into a kenny-hate circle jerk fiesta
Came expecting an amusing story about lag preventing locking targets during a fleet fight. Left disappointed.
5/10
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Nick Curso
Caldari Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.06.23 17:35:00 -
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Edited by: Nick Curso on 23/06/2009 17:37:07 Failing as usual I see vio!
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nooooooooooobeeee
Amarr Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.06.23 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: violator2k5 it would be interesting to see actually how many of you have nightmares about kenny when you sleep rofl....
i had a nightmare once....
but then i sold it
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Ria Sotori
Caldari Poor Old Ornery nOObs Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2009.06.23 17:39:00 -
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Originally by: Jon Lucien
Came
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CCP Navigator
Minmatar C C P
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Posted - 2009.06.23 18:45:00 -
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Thread locked on request of OP. |
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