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Xolve
The Suicide Kings Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 03:26:00 -
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I would very much like to join your internet spaceships homoerotic fun-time group.
I can't fly anything special, or operate any ships with any special merit or skill; but damn can I **** up forums like a boss. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |
minime92
Barr Heavy Industries Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 03:29:00 -
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Uh oh, looks like test got a broadcast to **** up this post, not that they would do such a thing to a fine alliance such as GB... |
Col Panic
Orion's Fist Test Friends Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 04:01:00 -
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Dear Spaze Dudez,
Looking for alliance that doesn't pay out more than my ships are worth, hates drunk ops, fails at to BLops and hates newbros.
If this is you, please PM or EVEmail me
Cheers |
Degren
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 04:48:00 -
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Friends,
Please consider this my second attempt at reaching you. I am appealing to civility and approaching in what I hope is mutual respect. Your alliance name, "GIANTSBANE." suggests you are directly opposed to "giants" though we men of appreciably above-average height prefer the term "altitudinally endowed" or, if you must, "vertically gifted"
Giant is a hurtful term for those of us who can not help our condition. None of us asked for this ailment, but we do our best to cope. Many of us will suffer from back and knee issues, some with cardiovascular strain that will inevitably lead to a heart chamber bursting. Using the term "giant" makes us feel singled out and draws us from the day-to-day to be reminded of prejudice and mistreatment.
Please, have a heart. Change your alliance's name.
Thank you.
Degren. :) |
Nathanael Lemmont
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 04:59:00 -
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Wait. Your alliance name is a reference to a biblical hero who's often appropriated by fundamentalists in terms of the Christian cultural minority in modern America, and your corporation name seems to be antagonistic toward Islam.
Am I to understand that you're a fundamentalist Christian youth group? |
Lance Straker
The Inf1dels GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.22 05:19:00 -
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Looking for corps with pvp spirit to join in on the fun
join Giantsbane today! |
ElectroJesus
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 05:20:00 -
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Get back to me about flying choppers. I flew a lot of them in the war and I feel I can offer you a great service. Dress nice then PM me. |
Boogie Jones
The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 05:23:00 -
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I'm applying to your humble corp/alliance because I am emotionally distraught. Over the past few months I have died valiantly in combat, and have yet to lose isk. This troubles my understanding of risk vs. reward. My idea of "fly what you can afford" has been destroyed by the relentless rewarding of isk after death along with the disgusting amounts of amazing truesec and safe space. Because of this I wish to join your ranks wherein I may lose a ship and be faced with the harsh reality that I have not enough to replace it, nor the sufficient space to earn it back.
Another problem ailing me is that I have many many blues to shoot. This is a problem that cannot continue as it is morally inappropriate to my lifestyle.
I am an honourable elite pvp pilot yearning for a space station to call my home. I wish to join DAVID to fight the GIANT list of reds you are currently faced with and defend The Kalevala Expanse from the First Space World of tyranny.
You have my Tornado. -FREE XOLVE
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Praetor Abre-Kai
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 05:59:00 -
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confirming that my alt is a spy in this corp and he's full of **** |
Ezereth
Two Brothers Mining Corp. GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.22 06:12:00 -
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GB Rocks!!! Great FC's, fun roams, good times :D |
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Hindrance Mercer
PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 06:49:00 -
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o/o/o/o/o/o/o/
GB Rocks!!! Great FC's, fun roams, good times :D.......... ah crap thats what the last used car saleman said. Who's thread is this anyways? I'm gettting confused
Please save me from these awful TESTies, please. I have applied and await you to push button! Seriously these guys keep paying me to lose ships, this is garbage. The thrill is gone, I must find the thrill again. I want to lose ships often with you guys and be space broke like Jesus was. I have many people ready to come with me, call me so we can work out the details. 07 - over and out! |
Lance Straker
The Inf1dels GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.22 07:23:00 -
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Giantsbane. is recruiting pvp corps to join Come have fun pvp with us
join today! |
Murderbot
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 11:14:00 -
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"Be seated." Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about Giantsbane(dot) wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Giantsbane(dot) pilots love to fight, traditionally. All real Giantsbane(dot) pilots love the sting and clash of battle.
You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight. When you, here, every one of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-Giantsbane(dot) football players. Giantsbane(dot) love a winner. Giantsbane(dot) will not tolerate a loser. Giantsbane(dot) despise cowards. Giantsbane(dot) pilots play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Giantsbane(dot) have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to a Giantsbane(dot) pilot.
You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would die in a major battle. Death must not be feared. Death, in time, comes to all men. Yes, every man is scared in his first battle. If he says he's not, he's a liar. Some men are cowards but they fight the same as the brave men or they get the hell slammed out of them watching men fight who are just as scared as they are. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is scared. Some men get over their fright in a minute under fire. For some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days. But a real man will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood. Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. Giantsbane(dot) pride themselves on being He Men and they ARE He Men.
Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen. All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call "chicken **** drilling." That, like everything else in this Army, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a **** for a man who's not always on his toes.
You men are veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a TEST son-of-an-*******-***** is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sock full of ****! There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Geminate, all because one man went to sleep on the job. But they are TEST graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did.
An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse ****. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about *******! We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I do. My men don't surrender, and I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight back. That's not just bull **** either. The kind of man that I want in my command is just like the lieutenant in The Kevala Expanse, who, with a plasma rifle against his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the gun aside with one hand, and busted the hell out of the TESTie with his helmet. Then he jumped on the gun and went out and killed another TEST pilot before they knew what the hell was coming off. And, all of that time, this man had a bullet through a lung. There was a real man!
All of the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters, either. Every single man in this Army plays a vital role. Don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. Every man has a job to do and he must do it. Every man is a vital link in the great chain. What if every truck driver suddenly decided that he didn't like the whine of those shells overhead, turned yellow, and jumped headlong into a ditch? The cowardly bastard could say, 'Hell, they won't miss me, just one man in thousands.' But, what if every man thought that way? Where in the hell would we be now? What would our country, our loved ones, our homes, even the world, be like? No, Goddamn it, Giantsbane(dot) don't think like that. Every man does his job. Every man serves the whole. Every department, every unit, is important in the vast scheme of this war. The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns and machinery of war to keep us rolling. The Quartermaster is needed to bring up food and clothes because where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last man on K.P. has a job to do, even the one who heats our water to keep us from getting the 'G.I. *****'. |
Murderbot
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 11:14:00 -
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Each man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy fighting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation of brave men. One of the bravest men that I ever saw was a fellow on top of a telegraph pole in the midst of a furious fire fight in Delve. I stopped and asked what the hell he was doing up there at a time like that. He answered, 'Fixing the wire, Sir.' I asked, 'Isn't that a little unhealthy right about now?' He answered, 'Yes Sir, but the Goddamned wire has to be fixed.' I asked, 'Don't those rifters strafing the road bother you?' And he answered, 'No, Sir, but you sure as hell do!'
Now, there was a real man. A real soldier. There was a man who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how seemingly insignificant his duty might appear at the time, no matter how great the odds. And you should have seen those trucks on the rode to Tunisia. Those drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they rolled over those son-of-a-bitching roads, never stopping, never faltering from their course, with shells bursting all around them all of the time. We got through on good old Giantsbane(dot) guts.
Many of those men drove for over forty consecutive hours. These men weren't combat men, but they were soldiers with a job to do. They did it, and in one hell of a way they did it. They were part of a team. Without team effort, without them, the fight would have been lost. All of the links in the chain pulled together and the chain became unbreakable.
Don't forget, you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell happened to me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this Army. I'm not even supposed to be here in The Kevala Expanse. Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned TEST. Someday I want to see them raise up on their ****-soaked hind legs and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that son-of-a-*******-***** Patton.' We want to get the hell over there." The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Goons and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Space Marines get all of the credit.
Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home. The shortest way home is through Delve and Fountain. And when we get to Fountain, I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-***** Montolio. Just like I'd shoot a snake!
When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a TEST pilot will get to him eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell with taking it. My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one either. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun **** suckers by the bushel-*******-basket.
War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it's the blood and guts of what once was your best friend beside you, you'll know what to do! I don't want to get any messages saying, 'I am holding my position.' We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the TEST pilots do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living **** out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like **** through a tin horn!
From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more TEST pilots we will kill. The more TEST pilots we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that.
There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great Clusterfuck War, you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, 'Well, your Granddaddy shoveled **** in Empire.' No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, 'Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Giantsbane(dot) and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-***** named Lance Straker!' "That is all." |
Lance Straker
The Inf1dels GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.22 11:37:00 -
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Join the thrill chase the fight
join GB
fight hard Live well |
Miriya Satori
Reliables Inc GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.22 12:40:00 -
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Pissing of test this baad
We must be doing something right |
Xolve
The Suicide Kings Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.05.22 14:09:00 -
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Miriya Satori wrote:Pissing of test this baad We must be doing something right
The only logical explanation is 'we mad'. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |
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CCP Phantom
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.22 14:46:00 -
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As per the Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center rules:
'Remember, this channel is for recruiting only. It is not an open forum for discussing the merits (or lack thereof) of a corporation or any of its members. Keep posts on topic.' CCP Phantom - German Community Coordinator |
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Lance Straker
The Inf1dels GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.23 05:18:00 -
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Join Giantsbane. fly the spacelanes with us meet new people and blow up there ships! Spread the love one fight at a time =D
Oh snap it's DAVID the Giantsbane. |
Lance Straker
The Inf1dels GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.24 17:32:00 -
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Enjoy pvp and a laid back fun group of gamers? well maybe we're the place for you and your corp Giantsbane. Is looking for your pvp oriented corp to join our alliance!
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Lance Straker
The Inf1dels GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.25 23:11:00 -
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GB is recruiting corps of 20+ members to join us in null come join in on the pew pew join GB! |
Lance Straker
The Inf1dels GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.27 04:16:00 -
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Bump |
Lance Straker
The Inf1dels GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.30 12:33:00 -
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Giantsbane is recruiting corps for pvp! come help set eve on fire! |
Lance Straker
The Inf1dels GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.05.31 22:34:00 -
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bump |
Lance Straker
The Inf1dels GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.06.02 05:34:00 -
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Join Giantsbane. get the good fights and have some epic lulz along with us!
nullsec pvp alliance wants your nullsec pvp corp! |
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