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Navtiqes Space Sheriff	Posted - 2009.06.23 12:55:00 - [1] Edited by: Navtiqes on 23/06/2009 12:56:12 When in the course of e-events, it becomes necessary for pirates to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of CCP and of Jove entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of C&P requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all pirates are created equal, that they are endowed by their mothers with certain unalienable needs, that among these are loot, kills and the pursuit of power. That to secure these needs, corporations are instituted among pirates, deriving their just powers from the consent of the CEO, that whenever any form of corporationbecomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the pirates to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new system ownership, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their ****s and giggles. Prudes, indeed, would dictate that corporations long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that pirates are more disposed to bicker, while evils are bickerable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of carebearing and posing, pursuing invariably the same failures evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such corporational control, and to provide new wins for their future entertainment. Such has been the patient sufferance of these systems; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former list of allies. The history of the present stakeholders of Great Naguton is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these systems. To prove this, let facts be submitted to C&P. They have refused their fellow pirates to pod, the most wholesome and necessary for the enjoyment of piracy. They have forbidden their blues to exact undiscriminate harm on scout alts who's failed to be claimed in advance by their mains. They refuse to debate in a lively manner of smack and banter, falling entirely back to the silent treatment or the overthetop 'f you', 'f everyone', 'f you' failcascade and overall absense of local entertainment.
Navtiqes Space Sheriff	Posted - 2009.06.23 12:56:00 - [2] Nor has Sahda been wanting in attention to our Naguton brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their lust for loot and butthoppery, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of C&P, enemies in crime, in punishment friends. We, therefore, the Space Sheriff department of Old Sahda, assembled, appealing to the lolcats of the web for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by authority of the awesome pirates of these systems, solemnly publish and declare, that Glorious Sahda is, and of Right ought to be a free and independent system; that it is Absolved from all allegiance to the Naguton crown, and that all political connection between them and carebears pretending to be pirates, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as a free and independent system, it has full Power to levy smack, conclude lols, contract mercs, ruin trade, and to do all other acts and things which independent systems may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine dev team, we mutually pledge to each other our pods, our loot and our sacred epeen.
Herty The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention	Posted - 2009.06.23 13:15:00 - [3] Summary please I dont feel like reading this ****.
Footfist Headknocker Englebarna	Posted - 2009.06.23 13:37:00 - [4] It's days like these that I'm proud to be this guy's alt.
Navtiqes Space Sheriff	Posted - 2009.06.23 13:39:00 - [5] Edited by: Navtiqes on 23/06/2009 13:42:23 Originally by: Herty Summary please I dont feel like reading this **. You can no more ask a poet to explain his poem than you can ask a ball to drop. Originally by:** Footfist Headknocker It's days like these that I'm proud to be this guy's alt. Back to your cage, gimp.
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.23 13:44:00 - [6] You appear to have missed the RP&GS board by a few clicks.
Footfist Headknocker Englebarna	Posted - 2009.06.23 13:45:00 - [7] He doesn't roleplay. It's just the way he is.
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.23 13:50:00 - [8] Originally by: Footfist Headknocker Edited by: Footfist Headknocker on 23/06/2009 13:46:12 He doesn't roleplay. This is just the way he is. Unless you're Keira Knightly though, but you aren't, are you? In some situations I have been known to roleplay... So I can answer that with a 'sometimes'...
Tom Harry	Posted - 2009.06.23 14:00:00 - [9] Edited by: Tom Harry on 23/06/2009 14:00:38 Edited by: Tom Harry on 23/06/2009 14:00:30 Edited by: Tom Harry on 23/06/2009 14:00:14 TLDR - He was tricked, but now he has claimed Sahda for himself so everything is alright. My sig is an italic one
De'Veldrin Minmatar Special Projects Executive	Posted - 2009.06.23 15:09:00 - [10] Originally by: Lana Hellfury Originally by: Footfist Headknocker Edited by: Footfist Headknocker on 23/06/2009 13:46:12 He doesn't roleplay. This is just the way he is. Unless you're Keira Knightly though, but you aren't, are you? In some situations I have been known to roleplay... So I can answer that with a 'sometimes'... I'd be interested in joining your RP sessions Lana.

Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.23 18:26:00 - [11] All Lana RP sessions take place in my Bouncy castle Domi. OP, I enjoyed your work. I'm a history buff, and this is a great declaration of independence. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Speshtard Amarr Nuclear Tactical Railroads	Posted - 2009.06.23 18:28:00 - [12] Originally by: Navtiqes You can no more ask a poet to explain his poem than you can ask a ball to drop. Who's balls dropped?
Davinel Lulinvega	Posted - 2009.06.23 18:33:00 - [13] Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Navtiqes You can no more ask a poet to explain his poem than you can ask a ball to drop. Who's balls dropped? I lold irl. Originally by: CCP Tuxford Now the op looks like a weirdo that can't read kekekeke! inb4 stealth edit
Speshtard Amarr Nuclear Tactical Railroads	Posted - 2009.06.23 18:35:00 - [14] Originally by: Davinel Lulinvega Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Navtiqes You can no more ask a poet to explain his poem than you can ask a ball to drop. Who's balls dropped? I lold irl. Then my job is done.
Navtiqes Space Sheriff	Posted - 2009.06.23 21:53:00 - [15] Originally by: Awesome Possum OP, I enjoyed your work. I'm a history buff, and this is a great declaration of independence. Cheers man ;) I was wondering if there were any Nicolas Cage type people here to pick up on that
Navtiqes Space Sheriff	Posted - 2009.06.24 07:26:00 - [16] TRANSMITTED: Sahda IV - Moon 14 - Amarr Civil Service Bureau Offices DESTINATION: Space Sheriff's Headquarters REF: Independence day AUTHOR: Navtiqes (Sahda Security Officer) TITLE: Day One of the new regime THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: My face is my shield ++++++++++ Begin Transcript ++++++++++ Activity: Average Incursions: Minimal Sansha happiness: Bubbly Summary: Freedom and justice for all (in Sahda) reigned in Sahda for the best part of Day 1. Several cyno fields were observed during the course of the day, but their transgressions were minor and the Sansha report no significant losses. On closer observation, some belts have suffered ore depletion, but measures are already put in place to have fresh astroids hauled in by a local contracter in Amarr. The officer on duty monitored warp lane traffic at midday and encountered but one speeding offense. The frigate in question was promptly purged by the Space Sheriff's flagship the Judge, and the offender's pod recieved an infraction for speeding, and then some fractues, and then it died. The officer notes that for the rest of the day visiting ships lay in low anchor around the system, clearly hesitant to provoke further speeding offenses. ++++++++++ Transmission Ends ++++++++++
Misanth Reaper Industries	Posted - 2009.06.24 07:28:00 - [17] This is about as fun as the sleepless evenings, where I read the phonebook and try to guess what kind of physical defects people has.
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.	Posted - 2009.06.24 07:35:00 - [18] Something about Amarr Low Sec brings out the weird in people.
Speshtard Amarr Nuclear Tactical Railroads	Posted - 2009.06.24 07:45:00 - [19] Originally by: Misanth This is about as fun as the sleepless evenings, where I read the phonebook and try to guess what kind of physical defects people has. I do that on occasion, except I then ring them and say nothing down the line.
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.24 07:48:00 - [20] Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Misanth This is about as fun as the sleepless evenings, where I read the phonebook and try to guess what kind of physical defects people has. I do that on occasion, except I then ring them and say nothing down the line. Can you call me again?

Misanth Reaper Industries	Posted - 2009.06.24 07:50:00 - [21] Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Misanth This is about as fun as the sleepless evenings, where I read the phonebook and try to guess what kind of physical defects people has. I do that on occasion, except I then ring them and say nothing down the line. One of my first girlfriends used to do that to me.. she admitted/told me about it after we had dated for a while.
Speshtard Amarr Nuclear Tactical Railroads	Posted - 2009.06.24 09:06:00 - [22] Originally by: Lana Hellfury Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Misanth This is about as fun as the sleepless evenings, where I read the phonebook and try to guess what kind of physical defects people has. I do that on occasion, except I then ring them and say nothing down the line. Can you call me again? I'd love to, 3 AM good for you? Or will you still be awake?
Syekuda Caldari United Resistance	Posted - 2009.06.24 12:31:00 - [23] unless I dont get RP but what you say is that you take over the system and then you give... a speeding ticket ? wtf. Did I miss something here. LMAO, your funny
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.06.24 13:50:00 - [24] Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Lana Hellfury Originally by: Speshtard Originally by: Misanth This is about as fun as the sleepless evenings, where I read the phonebook and try to guess what kind of physical defects people has. I do that on occasion, except I then ring them and say nothing down the line. Can you call me again? I'd love to, 3 AM good for you? Or will you still be awake? 3AM is good.. I'll still be awake but you'll get to hear some interesting noises.
Speshtard Amarr Nuclear Tactical Railroads	Posted - 2009.06.24 17:18:00 - [25] Originally by: Lana Hellfury 3AM is good.. I'll still be awake but you'll get to hear some interesting noises.
Bismaru's Ambition Amarr Trigrams Edge	Posted - 2009.06.24 17:21:00 - [26] Originally by: Misanth This is about as fun as the sleepless evenings, where I read the phonebook and try to guess what kind of physical defects people has. Hey that actually sounds like fun!
Azirapheal Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2009.06.24 21:39:00 - [27] Originally by: Navtiqes Edited by: Navtiqes on 23/06/2009 13:42:23 Originally by: Herty Summary please I dont feel like reading this **. You can no more ask a poet to explain his poem than you can ask a ball to drop. Originally by:** Footfist Headknocker It's days like these that I'm proud to be this guy's alt. Back to your cage, gimp. but a ball drops anyway. so get with the explaining.
jhon whang	Posted - 2009.06.24 21:50:00 - [28] Originally by: Azirapheal Originally by: Navtiqes Edited by: Navtiqes on 23/06/2009 13:42:23 Originally by: Herty Summary please I dont feel like reading this **. You can no more ask a poet to explain his poem than you can ask a ball to drop. Originally by:** Footfist Headknocker It's days like these that I'm proud to be this guy's alt. Back to your cage, gimp. but a ball drops anyway. so get with the explaining. Not always, just ask "Lefty."
Navtiqes Space Sheriff	Posted - 2009.06.25 06:34:00 - [29] TRANSMITTED: Naguton, Fua, Domain DESTINATION: Space Sheriff's Headquarters REF: Independence day AUTHOR: Navtiqes (Prime State Minister) TITLE: Day Two of the new regime THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: To admit defeat is to blaspheme against thyself ++++++++++ Begin Transcript ++++++++++ Activity: Moderate Incursions: Significant Sansha happiness: Spiffy Summary: Day 2 of freedom and justice in the royal republic of glorious Sahda is one of mourning. Intent an reestablishing their malevolent presence, the Naguton crown sent its lackeys into Sahda to goad the peacekeeping forces within. Stoically performing its duty, the Space Sheriff's flagship, the Judge, responded by quickly erecting a traffic control at the Naguton gate. It was thusforth that it would fall prey to their insidious trap. Its last broadcast speaks for itself: Hello, is anyone there? This is the Lord Captain-Commander speaking. I don't think we're in Sahda anymore. We've encountered someone, and they have a thing, and it's doing stuff. Please advice. ++++++++++ Transmission Ends ++++++++++
K1RTH G3RS3N Haunted House BROTHERS GRIM.	Posted - 2009.06.25 06:42:00 - [30] awesome



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