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GlowingBulb
Caldari FireTech
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Posted - 2009.07.01 23:15:00 -
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Has Jimmy been at grannys drinks cabinet again?!?
tl;dr version please
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.01 23:24:00 -
[62]
Originally by: GlowingBulb Has Jimmy been at grannys drinks cabinet again?!?
tl;dr version please
We suck you all rock. This is our surrender message to the entire people of rise.
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.01 23:55:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Shardrael I like the cut of your jib
Why thank you. I spent over 50 hrs making it perfect because internet space ships is serious games {Mittns respond yet??? I paid you the 250 I had working on the rest you said 250 was enough to atleast find out if it would work}. Took me forver to understand what you mean. Our understanding of the innerworkings of the swarm is at best none existent and we your humble servants implore you.
tl&dr http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jib
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Gais Bagoren
Amarr Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 00:33:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Gais Bagoren on 02/07/2009 00:34:25
Originally by: Jimmy Duce
Originally by: Gais Bagoren Edited by: Gais Bagoren on 01/07/2009 01:36:24 Jimmy is right you F**ckers are going to die im going to pull the hell out of "ur space" tomorrow and start scouting for a new SHARDS pvp area. Don't follow we dont want u mo's in our fleet you suck too much. You'll never get any sov... my advice is to get out of wrath before exo kills you all.
Silence!!! [have I spelt it right yet???] cool I did so this must be epic. Gias, this is the last tine you are allowed to post on the forum. Get back tyo your learning skills foyi galild fitting nimbicel. I mean Xing up with a WT just 2 weeks agon??? and u calim you wanna fly a capital by this time next year. Go and mine me a titan u nob and neveor post a gain or else I'll pod you and never return your stufz. True story all accest of the corp are belong to I, mine, mission loot, faction spawns, lp spent. We have 100% tax and are the first succesfull comunist corp to ever take sov and build an outpost.
2 weeks ago? shows how much time you've been putting into being our CEO.... the events you speak of happened on my 15th day of eve back in SEPTEMBER. Maybe if OTK had a competent officer corps at the time, your noobs would've known that we were AT WAR, let alone how to identify a WT. And you're calling me a nub?? when your in hisec mining or fondling juggs, i've been trying to build up a competent fleet for shards PVP. And what do you do when this is all going on? Turn MY 25+ mil sp recruit over to an aggressor corp in an effort to avoid a war???? Speaking of recruits, isn't it funny that all of mine, including the first carrier pilot EVER to grace OTK-SHARDS cut and run within two months? Oh and should i remind you that the ONLY ops with a positive kill-death ratio in otk-shards history were organized and FC'd by yours truly? Next time think about who you're telling to shut up... f**k I'd leave corp if I didn't have OTK aka steal all assets and pod on sight in my employment history.
and to all you random goons in this channel; Imitation is the highest form of flattery :D
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Kublaii Khanid
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.02 00:36:00 -
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Originally by: Gais Bagoren Edited by: Gais Bagoren on 02/07/2009 00:34:25
Originally by: Jimmy Duce
Originally by: Gais Bagoren Edited by: Gais Bagoren on 01/07/2009 01:36:24 Jimmy is right you F**ckers are going to die im going to pull the hell out of "ur space" tomorrow and start scouting for a new SHARDS pvp area. Don't follow we dont want u mo's in our fleet you suck too much. You'll never get any sov... my advice is to get out of wrath before exo kills you all.
Silence!!! [have I spelt it right yet???] cool I did so this must be epic. Gias, this is the last tine you are allowed to post on the forum. Get back tyo your learning skills foyi galild fitting nimbicel. I mean Xing up with a WT just 2 weeks agon??? and u calim you wanna fly a capital by this time next year. Go and mine me a titan u nob and neveor post a gain or else I'll pod you and never return your stufz. True story all accest of the corp are belong to I, mine, mission loot, faction spawns, lp spent. We have 100% tax and are the first succesfull comunist corp to ever take sov and build an outpost.
2 weeks ago? shows how much time you've been putting into being our CEO.... the events you speak of happened on my 15th day of eve back in SEPTEMBER. Maybe if OTK had a competent officer corps at the time, your noobs would've known that we were AT WAR, let alone how to identify a WT. And you're calling me a nub?? when your in hisec mining or fondling juggs, i've been trying to build up a competent fleet for shards PVP. And what do you do when this is all going on? Turn MY 25+ mil sp recruit over to an aggressor corp in an effort to avoid a war???? Speaking of recruits, isn't it funny that all of mine, including the first carrier pilot EVER to grace OTK-SHARDS cut and run within two months? Oh and should i remind you that the ONLY ops with a positive kill-death ratio in otk-shards history were organized and FC'd by yours truly? Next time think about who you're telling to shut up... f**k I'd leave corp if I didn't have OTK aka steal all assets and pod on sight in my employment history.
and to all you random goons in this channel; Imitation is the highest form of flattery :D
this is like the third time ive scrolled down a thread and thought your corp name was Santa Arghys
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.07.02 00:47:00 -
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Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 02/07/2009 00:53:18
Is this the thread where one char argues with his alt?
Edit: Gais/Jimmy, I can recommend a browser with an in built spell checker.
--- I spent 3 months in Delve, and all I got was a lousy Shrike mail
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Motre
Gallente The Ichibutsu Wrath.
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Posted - 2009.07.02 01:13:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 02/07/2009 00:53:18
Is this the thread where one char argues with his alt?
Edit: Gais/Jimmy, I can recommend a browser with an in built spell checker.
Confirming I am a Goon alt and emptied corp hangers
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 03:51:00 -
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People of rise, important post to be made. I won't make it till we reach 4000 views!!! we are important. Goons is we getting an invite yet? We wonn't press the button for 2 whole years honest.
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Flinx Evenstar Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 02/07/2009 00:53:18
Is this the thread where one char argues with his alt?
Edit: Gais/Jimmy, I can recommend a browser with an in built spell checker.
People of rise
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Vespa Maru
Minmatar Varion Galactic Revolution Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.02 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Flinx Evenstar Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 02/07/2009 00:53:18
Edit: Gais/Jimmy, I can recommend a browser with an in built spell checker.
I second this recommendation.
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SamuraiTsumo
Amarr Varion Galactic Revolution Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.02 04:56:00 -
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Originally by: Jimmy Duce Idiot leader of biggest laughing stock in Eve. I mean come on look how the mighty have fallen. Even OTK realized the fail and gave up on that idiotic dream of concuring 0.0 and left the alliance. But you Varion and your trading alt useless corpration finaitlas netwights. I make 2 mill isk a day trading top that.
Varion is recruiting. join us in pvp, industry, and mining.
here are some empty promises to entice you to join: free caps free t2 cruisers we pay you to to pvp or mine we have 3 titan pilots we deliver fresh beer to your house before every op.
for info on what we really do check here: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1097478
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 05:39:00 -
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Originally by: SamuraiTsumo
Originally by: Jimmy Duce Idiot leader of biggest laughing stock in Eve. I mean come on look how the mighty have fallen. Even OTK realized the fail and gave up on that idiotic dream of concuring 0.0 and left the alliance. But you Varion and your trading alt useless corpration finaitlas netwights. I make 2 mill isk a day trading top that.
Varion is recruiting. join us in pvp, industry, and mining.
here are some empty promises to entice you to join: free caps free t2 cruisers we pay you to to pvp or mine we have 3 titan pilots we deliver fresh beer to your house before every op.
for info on what we really do check here: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1097478
Wait Var has caps!!! u fail we could have had sov!!! Vespa I hate u. Removing rolse and demaiding directorship in your corp and the executor corp cause you don't eem to have one.
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 05:45:00 -
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Free bump or freest bump?
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 06:34:00 -
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Confirming that the only reason that the count is going up is because my minions keep hitting refresh!!! faster faster!!! [ I was tempted to makke the offer 6K but u know fail is fail and after succeding so well in getting accepted into the swarm, sup Mits, we won't let bob ever rise again promise and if we do feel free to kick us cause ur the real pwoer.
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Motre
Gallente The Ichibutsu Wrath.
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Posted - 2009.07.02 06:40:00 -
[75]
My god, is this thread still alive? It's full of fail. I thought it would have died by now. god...
Jimmy, stop trying to suck up to people, no one notices the little frig that scrams the enemy scout and caused an alliance leader to leave. Jeez Jimmy, just give up, you're fail!
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Commander Predator
Caldari Kinky Killing Kleptomaniacs BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.07.02 08:47:00 -
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Originally by: Motre My god, is this thread still alive? It's full of fail. I thought it would have died by now. god...
Jimmy, stop trying to suck up to people, no one notices the little frig that scrams the enemy scout and caused an alliance leader to leave. Jeez Jimmy, just give up, you're fail!
its like... my dreams come true...
my enemies are fighting!
oh wait... im stil confused what is this thread all about
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RiseofFilth
Caldari The Ichibutsu
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Posted - 2009.07.02 10:19:00 -
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Quote: This is our surrender message to the entire people of rise.
I accept your surrender, on the condition you give me isk to cover Motre's theft. Otherwise, you shall all die. I shall bring my horde of ibis alts and destroy ur fail corp full of nubs in armor tanked drakes.
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 11:35:00 -
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Originally by: RiseofFilth
Quote: This is our surrender message to the entire people of rise.
I accept your surrender, on the condition you give me isk to cover Motre's theft. Otherwise, you shall all die. I shall bring my horde of ibis alts and destroy ur fail corp full of nubs in armor tanked drakes.
Motre, he truely is beginning to understand. Sup rise. And yes I was eventually gonna make a joke about ur name. Still below the cut off!!!. Go minions refresh!!! Do it now.
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: Commander Predator
Originally by: Motre My god, is this thread still alive? It's full of fail. I thought it would have died by now. god...
Jimmy, stop trying to suck up to people, no one notices the little frig that scrams the enemy scout and caused an alliance leader to leave. Jeez Jimmy, just give up, you're fail!
its like... my dreams come true...
my enemies are fighting!
oh wait... im stil confused what is this thread all about
Troll is dying as internet spacecships is serious business. Pred if I get to join goons is all thanks to you an McNutter. Even the idiots in firetech caught on and u posted TWICE.
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Edenmain
Caldari Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2009.07.02 12:04:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Jimmy Duce
Originally by: McNutter lol mission runners are so cute when angry
Hey McNutter, how you doing. When you quit REV I so knew it was gonna die. I should have jumped that failed alliance from the first day I joined it. Not one single day was ever worth it. You were the best FC ever. After you left we just started loosing wars left and right.
I'm glad you earned and fought for your 0.0 space. I hope your loving it and comepletely understand that even though you couldn't bring a fail OTK into it that wonderful alliance, I'm glad your having fun.
Quality post. Eve needs more lunatics.
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 12:07:00 -
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Silence!, toll is not completely dead yet. To prove I am still controlling your game I refuse to post the final epic post until you minions make the views of this thread pass 5,000. [Ideally I would like 6,000 but u know fail is fail].
As I said troll is dying. This is also to prove that we didn't get to 4K cause we kept refreshing it but because we are important!!!!! [yes we know we are not] [Troll power activate] And since we are important the swarm needs our faction fitted ibis flying nubs. Rise of fihtl finally knows what we did to him [building towards the climax of the story] {back serious Jimmy Back!!!} [back in troll form] but he finally believes us. There *is a difference between a goon goonie Jimmy but (believed in himknow that the goons saw this. This was originally ntended to be merely a recruitment thread tto get both out corp names out there. But withing 10 minutes after posting [approx 8am EST] 3 goons posted. Not normal goonie postings. But perhaps the best non troll [ if u *get goons even some trolls are compliments begging for u to understand and fight back at their level] But they made their interest cllear and because it was clear seerious carebear Jimmy became a troll. Maybe not the best troll ever but they best troll he could ever be. And he already knows any other troll he makes will seem meh after this one. Motre, Bust, and Gais never understood . So in the future if u need gooonie contacts contact one of them cause serious Jimmy can never be what he was for 2 days. He has carebears to take care of and goonie Jimmy cares for his carebears in different ways [attempting to get access to richesest 0.0???] But for now they need serioous Jimmy back and so here I am. Whether goons accept us or not we accomplished far more than my intial 5 posts had possibly dreamed of doing. My past threads passing 100 views was somethinng epic. And with that they understood that *something was going on and so tried to emulate what goonie Jimmy said to do [understand y all activev members came with me yat???] They have growing to do and as goonie Jimmy died he passed onto them the secrets of his power. Serious Jimmy can't remember and won't try to switch over ever again unless it's best for the CAREBEARS of his corp. Everyone but the carebears needs proctecting and so for them, that's what I'll be.
tl&dr [btw I know most do tl:dr but I'm important!!!] So long and thanks for all the fish
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 12:09:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Edenmain
Originally by: Jimmy Duce
Originally by: McNutter lol mission runners are so cute when angry
Hey McNutter, how you doing. When you quit REV I so knew it was gonna die. I should have jumped that failed alliance from the first day I joined it. Not one single day was ever worth it. You were the best FC ever. After you left we just started loosing wars left and right.
I'm glad you earned and fought for your 0.0 space. I hope your loving it and comepletely understand that even though you couldn't bring a fail OTK into it that wonderful alliance, I'm glad your having fun.
Quality post. Eve needs more lunatics.
I will continue to teach anyone what is left of goonie Jimmy's power. Only 500 mill per lesson. I mean officer spawns pay for that right? Or is faction better.
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RiseofFilth
Caldari The Ichibutsu
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Posted - 2009.07.02 13:48:00 -
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Edited by: RiseofFilth on 02/07/2009 13:56:25
Originally by: Jimmy Duce
Originally by: Commander Predator
Originally by: Motre My god, is this thread still alive? It's full of fail. I thought it would have died by now. god...
Jimmy, stop trying to suck up to people, no one notices the little frig that scrams the enemy scout and caused an alliance leader to leave. Jeez Jimmy, just give up, you're fail!
its like... my dreams come true...
my enemies are fighting!
oh wait... im stil confused what is this thread all about
Troll is dying as internet spacecships is serious business. Pred if I get to join goons is all thanks to you an McNutter. Even the idiots in firetech caught on and u posted TWICE.
You know motre... your a f**king idiot. Why would you steal assets from the corporation when you know that i have: A. 90% of corporation assets, including a package carrier with 30 fighters and assorted drones, paid for from your own wallet. B. Your Domination large tower with fittings and fuel, paid for by you. C. You didn't empty the corp wallet. D. Your t2 rigged orca. I'm laughing, foolish motre, you steal a mere 250mil in corporate assets, but you are an idiot. It takes you all this effort to steal such a pee wee amount of money, when you have forgot that I possess so much isk that belong to you. Your a fail, and the corp ur going to join is so fail. You must be the most epic fail thief of all time. I suppose its only fitting that you join Shards. But hey, you are welcome back anytime, i could easily do with more free stuff, and then give 2 days worth of pew pew loot.
Internet spaceships is a serious business. But you obviously never passed all those tutorials... have fun being a fail !
*Edit* Because of such ******ed betrayal, and a absolute fail of Wrath alliance leadership roles, Ichibutsu is leaving to go to greener pastures. To bad you drake armor tanking fools will have no part of this :D, because there is much more isk and pew to have where we are going.
Will i exact revenge? Maybe
PS. Busty, motre, and jimmy... when you are stealing assets, don't yell at each other so much, for the sake of the poor recording quality program that I have on our vent. It makes it harder to hear the stupidity that is you 3.
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 14:11:00 -
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Originally by: RiseofFilth Edited by: RiseofFilth on 02/07/2009 14:04:05
Originally by: Jimmy Duce
Originally by: Commander Predator
Originally by: Motre My god, is this thread still alive? It's full of fail. I thought it would have died by now. god...
Jimmy, stop trying to suck up to people, no one notices the little frig that scrams the enemy scout and caused an alliance leader to leave. Jeez Jimmy, just give up, you're fail!
its like... my dreams come true...
my enemies are fighting!
oh wait... im stil confused what is this thread all about
Troll is dying as internet spacecships is serious business. Pred if I get to join goons is all thanks to you an McNutter. Even the idiots in firetech caught on and u posted TWICE.
You know motre... your a f**king idiot. Why would you steal assets from the corporation when you know that i have: A. 90% of corporation assets, including a package carrier with 30 fighters and assorted drones, paid for from your own wallet. B. Your Domination large tower with fittings and fuel, paid for by you. C. You didn't empty the corp wallet. D. Your t2 rigged orca. I'm laughing, foolish motre, you steal a mere 250mil in corporate assets, but you are an idiot. It takes you all this effort to steal such a pee wee amount of money, when you have forgot that I possess so much isk that belong to you. Your a fail, and the corp ur going to join is so fail. You must be the most epic fail thief of all time. I suppose its only fitting that you join Shards. But hey, you are welcome back anytime, i could easily do with more free stuff, and then give 2 days worth of pew pew loot.
Internet spaceships is a serious business. But you obviously never passed all those tutorials... have fun being a fail !
Will i exact revenge? Yeah... watch who you accept in corp. You will be sitting in vent, boning yourself with a dildo, and then you will realize that your hulks and armor tanked drakes are in structure! Once you respawn in jita, you will then notice that the corp wallet and assets are gone! OH NO! Its not the amount that matters, its the principle, and i know all of you and your alts, so you will suffer at my hand.
PS. Busty, motre, and jimmy... when you are stealing assets, don't yell at each other so much, for the sake of the poor recording quality program that I have on our vent. It makes it harder to hear the stupidity that is you 3.
Damage controll mhuch? Alteast u fit the T2 versions of thopse.
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 15:05:00 -
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Larkie??? you there. My director level spies confirm that you are havign lauighintg fits about waht OTK and Huho the ***** has spawned. Admitted carebears loving low sec and 0.0. I'm gonna mis Gonnie Jimmy. Look Anderson more targets [I'm a failed FC but I'm givng you my meat shields we can do this screw goons!!!]
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 16:50:00 -
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I have decided to stop trolling you. Goonie Jimmy is not dead [keeping up?]. Goons I now allow and encourage you to post again {I told you IMPORTANT I COMMAND THE SWARM} [you haven't even begun to understand give up]. Rho Squad has made me and offer that I can't refuse {that's the good squad right? so my spies say}, I've refused it[You are so out classed just stick to the ones you actually understand], Make me an even better offer!!! Do it now.
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Miagi Sans
Amarr PURgE-Corp The Chamber of Commerce
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:36:00 -
[87]
Dear OP, Please ask your doctor about this
This has been a public service announcement for CINR (Children in Need of Ritalin)
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:51:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Miagi Sans Dear OP, Please ask your doctor about this
This has been a public service announcement for CINR (Children in Need of Ritalin)
Obvious troll is weak troll. Research troll come back when your atleast half my trolling power. I mean gauntlet thrown down!!! Compete don't fail.
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Miagi Sans
Amarr PURgE-Corp The Chamber of Commerce
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Posted - 2009.07.02 18:53:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Jimmy Duce
Originally by: Miagi Sans Dear OP, Please ask your doctor about this
This has been a public service announcement for CINR (Children in Need of Ritalin)
Obvious troll is weak troll. Research troll come back when your atleast half my trolling power. I mean gauntlet thrown down!!! Compete don't fail.
half of zero is zero... so a vegetable could troll ya :)
ba dum ching!
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Jimmy Duce
Gallente Shards of Apathy
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:01:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Miagi Sans
Originally by: Jimmy Duce
Originally by: Miagi Sans Dear OP, Please ask your doctor about this
This has been a public service announcement for CINR (Children in Need of Ritalin)
Obvious troll is weak troll. Research troll come back when your atleast half my trolling power. I mean gauntlet thrown down!!! Compete don't fail.
half of zero is zero... so a vegetable could troll ya :)
ba dum ching!
8/01, being generous but not only so:D
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