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Varesk
Carried Hate
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Posted - 2009.07.02 03:42:00 -
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So there I was sitting in a station in a system reading local and trying to figure out what to do. I noticed a person asking for a 1 vs 1. I undocked in my trusty ishtar of phailstorm and proceeded to undock.
Upon undocking I took a bit out of a Hot Pocket then almost threw it up. I realized in my haste to pew pew I microwaved a BBQ Chicken Hot Pocket instead of the pizza one. Now I am docking back up to make the pizza one. I didnt grab the dudes can due to my miscalculation of the Hot Pockets lingering effect on my pallet.
tl;dr
BBQ Chicken Hot Pockets are not good.
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Xenophanes Colophon
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Posted - 2009.07.02 03:49:00 -
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lol, awesome read, however, massive fail for eating hot pockets. Totino's pizza rolls ftw! Also any of the TGI Friday's freezer section snack foods.
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.07.02 04:08:00 -
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Chunky soups > hot pockets
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Xenophanes Colophon
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Posted - 2009.07.02 04:11:00 -
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 Originally by: Herty
Chunky soups > hot pockets
cyanide, anthrax, mustard gas > hot pockets
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2009.07.02 04:34:00 -
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Edited by: EnslaverOfMinmatar on 02/07/2009 04:34:56
hot pokers > hot pockets
uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.02 10:22:00 -
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Hot pocket sounds like crappy food to me... eat better fatty
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Righteous Gun
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Posted - 2009.07.02 11:03:00 -
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not enough undock. op needs more undocking undock undocked.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.02 11:21:00 -
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un dockets
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:39:00 -
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I has strawberries, who's got some cream for me
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.03 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
I has strawberries, who's got some cream for me
..too easy. 
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Jones Bones
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.07.03 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Varesk
I undocked in my trusty ishtar of phailstorm and proceeded to undock.
How doth one twithe undock?
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.03 00:35:00 -
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Originally by: Jones Bones
Originally by: Varesk
I undocked in my trusty ishtar of phailstorm and proceeded to undock.
How doth one twithe undock?
He (clicked) undocked, then black screen of wait ensued, then he proceeded to actually undock. You know, as in, actually doing it.
In EVE undockia, things pop out of stations twice.
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Zantaz
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Posted - 2009.07.03 03:09:00 -
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Hope your pallet is ok.
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Varesk
The Enemies
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Posted - 2009.07.03 03:12:00 -
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meh. sorry i didnt even know i posted this. i am going to have to cut myself off from the beer.
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Xenophanes Colophon
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Posted - 2009.07.03 03:21:00 -
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Originally by: Varesk
meh. sorry i didnt even know i posted this. i am going to have to cut myself off from the beer.
First, you should cut out your tongue. If you're eating hot pockets you obviously have no need of it and should just end its torture. ;¦
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Jimmie Zissou
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.07.03 03:22:00 -
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I feelz ya man -- ouch
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Vlad Cetes
Caldari
H A V O C
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Posted - 2009.07.03 03:43:00 -
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Confirming Hot Pockets are fail, though I would recommend BBQ Chicken over Pizza on most days.
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Zerphena
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Posted - 2009.07.03 04:50:00 -
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Hotpocket declares war against : Your Pallet : Mutual: No Able to fight: yes
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.03 05:42:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Lady Spank
I has strawberries, who's got some cream for me
..too easy.
Oh you! 
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.03 05:45:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Lady Spank
I has strawberries, who's got some cream for me
..too easy.
Oh you!
Stop playing with your boyfriends on the forum and come pew pew... (for anyone that knows Lady and Misanth, that was intentional)
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Insa Rexion
Minmatar
Ray of Matar Assembly
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Posted - 2009.07.03 06:53:00 -
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Edited by: Insa Rexion on 03/07/2009 06:54:23
Originally by: Varesk
I undocked in my trusty ishtar of phailstorm and proceeded to undock.
You did what ?
well mannered a**h***
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Tezalsh
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Posted - 2009.07.03 14:02:00 -
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Fail, and absolute fail.
Mi-Goreng Noodles (satay flavour) followed by continental cup of soup, followed by the all famous Deep Fried Mars Bar!!!
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Spiro Armandi
Ore Mongers
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.07.13 00:39:00 -
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the directions on the hot pockets bag should read:
"remove from pouch, place directly in toilet"
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.07.13 07:29:00 -
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Hot pockets are fail.
Rum and Cola (Like Jones Soda not that High Fructose Coke crap that causes obesity) I would suggest. If you call yourself a pirate, you should have rum.
Also, chunks of raw meat to go with it I highly recommend.
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merv1
Tides Of War
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Posted - 2009.07.13 13:14:00 -
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It's Cherry Dr. Pepper for me now. I quit smoking which has boosted my will to get out and blow up ships now though.
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Kage Toshimado
Gallente
The Logistical Nightmare
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Posted - 2009.07.13 13:37:00 -
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Edited by: Kage Toshimado on 13/07/2009 13:41:56
The instructions for Lean Pocket's, 'take out of box and place directly into toilet.'
is from Jim Gaffigan
give credit where credit is due. 
Hot Pockets
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ARALIEUS
Amarr
Knights Cross Academy
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Posted - 2009.07.13 13:45:00 -
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Try the mozzerilla and meatballs
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.13 16:45:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Lady Spank
I has strawberries, who's got some cream for me
..too easy.
Oh you!
Stop playing with your boyfriends on the forum and come pew pew... (for anyone that knows Lady and Misanth, that was intentional)
Got to thank the dude that necroed this thread, had missed this gem.
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