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Dini Mueter
Incompatible Protocol
Bittervet Mercenaries
21
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Posted - 2012.05.20 15:26:00 -
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So, I'm sitting in a station, sorting out some cargo that needs moving, and suddenly a convo request flashes up on the screen from someone I don't know.
Removed his name, no need for that, but this is the brief conversation that followed:
Dini Mueter > What's up?
************ > can i be your slave?
Dini Mueter > huh?
************ > please
Dini Mueter > I'm not sure I understand?
************ > i will be your slave if you want one miss
Dini Mueter > lol
Dini Mueter > I'm not a miss, I'm a guy.
Dini Mueter > You're barking up the wrong tree :P
Dini Mueter > Good luck searching though ;-)
************ > ok sorry for annoying you
Dini Mueter > np
************ > l8er
So there it is. Anybody else got any weird stories to share? :-)
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Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
513
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Posted - 2012.05.20 15:26:00 -
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This thread would be up there with them, I think |
Dawn Flare
Fractured Core
Fatal Ascension
31
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Posted - 2012.05.20 15:27:00 -
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Wow, someone in eve passed up an opportunity to have a slave.
What is this game coming to!?! |
Fabulousli Obvious
State War Academy
Caldari State
66
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Posted - 2012.05.20 15:35:00 -
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Nothing wierd I can recall revolving around players, but plenty involving graphics:
The old "double-ship in my hanger" (I have a great picture somewhere that convincingly looks like my Caracal is humping my Crane).
The old "Yo-Yo Gate" (good, Im at the Gate. No wait, here it comes again!)
Planets go Suddenly Psychedelic.
The sad thing is these things have all happened at least once in the past month after a long absence.
Last words:-á Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900 |
Gorki Andropov
Kerensky Initiatives
514
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Posted - 2012.05.20 15:36:00 -
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Fabulousli Obvious wrote:
The sad thing is these things have all happened at least once in the past month after a long absence.
Just lucky your subscriptions are running out soon, am I right?  |
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
1027
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Posted - 2012.05.20 15:51:00 -
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I put on my robe and wizard's hat.
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |
Fabulousli Obvious
State War Academy
Caldari State
66
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Posted - 2012.05.20 15:55:00 -
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Simi Kusoni wrote:I put on my robe and wizard's hat.
Seriously, the weirdest stuff is in the meta-game, communications, and graphics probably.
In-game mechanics going wrong are just bugs.
Last words:-á Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900 |
Zhihatsu
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
23
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Posted - 2012.05.20 15:57:00 -
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I've gotten convos like this while sitting in Jita on my alt. It's really jarring. There are spammers for hookups in Jita.
Number of calories in a cubic lightyear of ham
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=number+of+calories+in+a+cubic+lightyear+of+ham |
Dini Mueter
Incompatible Protocol
Bittervet Mercenaries
22
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Posted - 2012.05.20 15:57:00 -
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Simi Kusoni wrote:I put on my robe and wizard's hat.
Bloodninja was EPIC xD
Hadn't thought of that. I might have been the victim of some bloodninja copycat ;) |
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
1027
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Posted - 2012.05.20 15:58:00 -
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Fabulousli Obvious wrote:Simi Kusoni wrote:I put on my robe and wizard's hat. Seriously, the weirdest stuff is in the meta-game, communications, and graphics probably. In-game mechanics going wrong are just bugs.
Heh, hell yeah. I must admit I've done a few weird troll things myself, I think the most fun I've had was jumping in to hed-gp and pretending to be a role player.
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |
Fabulousli Obvious
State War Academy
Caldari State
66
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Posted - 2012.05.20 16:01:00 -
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Simi Kusoni wrote:
Heh, hell yeah. I must admit I've done a few weird troll things myself, I think the most fun I've had was jumping in to hed-gp and pretending to be a role player.
Well, what was the reaction to THAT ?
Last words:-á Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900 |
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
191
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Posted - 2012.05.20 16:13:00 -
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Simi Kusoni wrote:I put on my robe and wizard's hat.
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my *****.
An' then [email protected], he come scramblin outta theTerminal room screaming "The system's crashing!The system's crashing!"-Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children' |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled
The.Alliance
760
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Posted - 2012.05.20 16:20:00 -
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Weird experiences.. let me see
Had two guys i had to talk out of suicide on vent
Girl came into vent and said hello and someone started crying.
I have so many of these kinds of stories i could fill a thread with them
And people wonder why im a forum troll who sees EVE as a one stop shop for lonely basement dwellers
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Boseo
Azure Horizon
66
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Posted - 2012.05.20 16:27:00 -
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The graphics glitch where you seem to have a pet moon (or was it planet?) following your ship around.... I miss my pet moon. :(
Sorry but file Gǣforumsig.GIFGǥ is currently unavailable please come back laterGǪGǪ like in a year or so.
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Ammzi
Imperial Guardians
The Aurora Shadow
1001
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Posted - 2012.05.20 16:48:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:
Girl came into vent and said hello and someone started crying.
da fuq..?
quote CCP Spitfire
"Hello Im Blue,"
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knulla
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
28
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Posted - 2012.05.20 16:49:00 -
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Ammzi wrote:Karn Dulake wrote:
Girl came into vent and said hello and someone started crying.
da fuq..?
I know right, who uses push-to-talk key and cry? |
Kurfin
Viziam
Amarr Empire
17
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Posted - 2012.05.20 17:53:00 -
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Is anyone else wondering how the guy who cried when he herd a woman's voice functions in real life? How does he go shopping? Does he even leave his house? Has he been the subject of a TV documentary? If not why not?
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Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
1030
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Posted - 2012.05.20 18:03:00 -
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Fabulousli Obvious wrote:Simi Kusoni wrote:
Heh, hell yeah. I must admit I've done a few weird troll things myself, I think the most fun I've had was jumping in to hed-gp and pretending to be a role player.
Well, what was the reaction to THAT ?
Someone tried to convince me to send them ISK, which they would graciously accept on behalf of -A-, so that I could rent a system from them.
It was rather amusing though, it turns out wandering into hed-gp and yelling "DO NOT SHOOT, I COME ON DIPLOMATIC BUSIZNEZZ" is actually a pretty fun way to waste an hour.
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |
Fabulousli Obvious
State War Academy
Caldari State
67
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Posted - 2012.05.20 18:13:00 -
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Simi Kusoni wrote:
It was rather amusing though, it turns out wandering into hed-gp and yelling "DO NOT SHOOT, I COME ON DIPLOMATIC BUSIZNEZZ" is actually a pretty fun way to waste an hour.
Last words:-á Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900 |
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
192
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Posted - 2012.05.20 18:22:00 -
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I guess one of the more surreal incidents was while doing an Incursion a guy in my fleet playing in in Japan started freaking out about everything moving & we were hearing alot of background sounds of things crashing. For about a minute he was talking about how huge a quake was hitting him. Being from California I started telling him to leave computer & head for high ground... 10-30 minutes later I was watching CNN's live coverage of the tidal waves sweeping across Japan
An' then [email protected], he come scramblin outta theTerminal room screaming "The system's crashing!The system's crashing!"-Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children' |
Fabulousli Obvious
State War Academy
Caldari State
68
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Posted - 2012.05.20 18:28:00 -
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DarthNefarius wrote:I guess one of the more surreal incidents was while doing an Incursion a guy in my fleet playing in in Japan started freaking out about everything moving & we were hearing alot of background sounds of things crashing. For about a minute he was talking about how huge a quake was hitting him. Being from California I started telling him to leave computer & head for high ground... 10-30 minutes later I was watching CNN's live coverage of the tidal waves sweeping across Japan
In a roundabout similar (but less horrifying ultimately) way while on the phone with a friend in San Jose, I discovered it takes exactly 10 seconds for the Quake Wave to travel from San Jose to San Francisco.
Last words:-á Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900 |
Ituhata Saken
Crimson Cross Destroyers
46
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Posted - 2012.05.20 18:28:00 -
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I wouldn't really say weird, it was to be expected, but I took part in a large fleet battle with around 1100 in local for 6 hours. I spent that time targeting, firing, dealing with module lag, hitting targets well outside my target range, failing to target targets close to me and waiting forever to warp to targets over 150k away, etc. etc.
That's not the weird part, the next day when I saw the killboard I was one of the first handful to die and had actually died within the first 3 minutes of the fight, so basically I wasted 6 hours haunting the system.
I might have had a weird moment with a guy in jita who is always asking where the naughty women are, I threw a comment out that wasn't meant to be taken seriously, the next thing I know I'm getting a convo. I didn't bother entertaining it and closed the accept window. |
Fabulousli Obvious
State War Academy
Caldari State
68
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Posted - 2012.05.20 18:36:00 -
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Ituhata Saken wrote:
That's not the weird part, the next day when I saw the killboard I was one of the first handful to die and had actually died within the first 3 minutes of the fight, so basically I wasted 6 hours haunting the system.
OMG I totally believe that happened. A true moment of "Welcome to EVE Online".
Similarly, a filled Orca that actually isn't......connection dropped but client never recognized that fact.
Last words:-á Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900 |
Tomcio FromFarAway
The Scope
Gallente Federation
40
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Posted - 2012.05.20 18:49:00 -
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DarthNefarius wrote:Simi Kusoni wrote:I put on my robe and wizard's hat. This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my *****.
Oh, so you Amarrians are progressive after all. |
Josef Djugashvilis
194
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Posted - 2012.05.20 22:27:00 -
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Fellow I used to fly missions with used to type 'Wheeeee at the start of every mission.
Apparently he actually shouts 'Wheeeee' on voice as well.
Always made me laugh though.
You want fries with that? |
Aron Croup
Incompatible Protocol
Bittervet Mercenaries
101
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Posted - 2012.05.21 06:43:00 -
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Well dunno if this counts as weird, but my CEO once sent me 6 billion of the corps ISK by accident. He was supposed to send me 60m to pay for some fuel, so I guess he wasn't counting his zeroes
I gave it back of course, minus the sixty mil and a 40m stupidity tax 
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Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
656
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Posted - 2012.05.21 07:27:00 -
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Wasnt one of Jade Constantines alts or cybering corpies was it?
Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
Lictor Yeva
WoonGaffe
22
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Posted - 2012.05.21 17:31:00 -
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Rico Minali wrote:Wasnt one of Jade Constantines alts or cybering corpies was it?
lol |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled
The.Alliance
764
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Posted - 2012.05.21 17:43:00 -
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Kurfin wrote:Is anyone else wondering how the guy who cried when he herd a woman's voice functions in real life? How does he go shopping? Does he even leave his house? Has he been the subject of a TV documentary? If not why not?
There are a lot of very lonely people in EVE who use this game as a surrogate social life.
its why they get so heated as they get emotionally attached to it.
Its a girl and they never speak to them as have no opportunity.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
1036
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Posted - 2012.05.21 18:00:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Kurfin wrote:Is anyone else wondering how the guy who cried when he herd a woman's voice functions in real life? How does he go shopping? Does he even leave his house? Has he been the subject of a TV documentary? If not why not? There are a lot of very lonely people in EVE who use this game as a surrogate social life. its why they get so heated as they get emotionally attached to it. Its a girl and they never speak to them as have no opportunity.
Someone cried when they heard a female voice? Please tell me there's a forum thread or some kind of external link where I can read more on that.
A teamspeak recording of the incident would be sublime.
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |
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