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TownSaver
Caldari
Eve Liberation Force
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:25:00 -
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As I was watching the news I began seeing a funny truth. Goons are just like Micheal Jackson. What? Am I insane? But wait, here's why:
Michael Jackson was once famous for being an entertainer
Goons also entertained by rifter fleets, etc.
Micheal Jackson was villified when he was was found to be a pedophile
Goons began scamming people and thieving
The media slammed MJ and constant negative coverage of how evil he is
COAD echoed many times with how bad and evil Goons are
After MJ died now he is a "wonderful" blah blah blah person
Now after Goons killed Kenny and napped most of Eve Alot of ppl are saying who "wonderful", blah blah blah goons are.
If you say anything negative about MJ you are a rascist
If you say anything negative about Goons you suck and are a racist. Okay, not racist. 
Just a few comparisons. I say:
Cowardice. As in both are too weak to do anything themselves, they needed lots of help to accomplish anything.
I mean really, largest alliance in the game needs help to push a smaller alliance out of their area? Please. Laughable and pathetic.
But, that is EVE as we know it.
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Sanitarium Slave
Minmatar
Guiding Hand Social Club
Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:26:00 -
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its raining outside a lot
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Sarah Castro
Gallente
Foundation
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:29:00 -
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Seldarine
Minmatar
Culture Breach
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:34:00 -
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did your bitterness come before your stupidity ?
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Seldarine
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Valorous Bob
Gallente
TARSHISH FOUNDATION
Insomniacs United
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:35:00 -
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 Originally by: Sanitarium Slave
its raining outside a lot
why r u guys in an alliance? did u steal it or something?
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Originally by: Governor LePetomane
You know who I can't stand? Explorers. Smug, invisible bastards. 
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girlyminer
Caldari
Southern Cross Empire
Flying Dangerous
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:38:00 -
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Edited by: girlyminer on 08/07/2009 00:38:55
This is a pretty good thread. I hope it generates a lot of discussion.
Edit: SCE are recruiting. We could also be compared to MJ, unless that's a bad thing then we're nothing like him.
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Palmer Eldritch
Gallente
Ultrapolite Socialites
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:40:00 -
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I don't understand this thread but I like it
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Saravos
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:52:00 -
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This is a pretty great thread.
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BiaXia
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:54:00 -
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I guess we have to launch a gigantic PR campaign to gain the approval of Townsaver and IRC while also softening our imagaughaughaughaughaugh
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Young Destro
Amarr
Senex Legio
Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:57:00 -
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Originally by: TownSaver
I mean really, largest alliance in the game needs help to push a smaller alliance out of their area? Please. Laughable and pathetic.
But, that is EVE as we know it.
At 2400 members you don't seem so small.
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Aaron Mirrorsaver
Gallente
R.E.C.O.N.
Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.07.08 00:58:00 -
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actually MJ was not a pedophile, he was put on trial and acquitted of all charges.
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Snowden Vel
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 01:05:00 -
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Michael Jackson was deeply in debt and we survive due to participating in the largest coalition possible.
Michael Jackson was fathered by a fat lunatic and we were founded by Remedial.
Michael Jackson molested a cancer patient and we're f-ing up an alliance led by Oldma.
Michael Jackson's entourage was dominated by creepy enablers and our FC is dbrb.
Much like Delve, Michael Jackson's ranch was an amusement park for children.
I guess the OP is right.
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Cindy McCain
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 01:05:00 -
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Well you see, EVE is a lot like real life because
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Berneh
Gallente
Freelance Economics Astrological resources
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.07.08 01:06:00 -
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its getting pretty late here :S
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Zarithas
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 01:07:00 -
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goons did MJ
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Shardrael
Caldari
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 01:07:00 -
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delicious tears
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Rubbermuffin
Caldari
Effervescent Blue
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Posted - 2009.07.08 01:08:00 -
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Another terrible topic, enjoy rotting in the eve forum archives
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Mrs Trzzbk
Caldari
Mothership Connection Inc.
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 01:08:00 -
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I am doing the moonwalk IRL right now.
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KeratinBoy
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 01:10:00 -
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Aww, lookit you, all trying to post like a grown-up and ****.
P.S. MJ at least knew what to do with a Thorax.
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TownSaver
Caldari
Eve Liberation Force
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.07.08 01:25:00 -
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lol. True. But he never could figure out what a rifter was for.
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Nadir Shabbaz
Minmatar
Caldari Corporation 12345
Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.07.08 02:04:00 -
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OP clearly is one of those people that unquestionably believes the media who's only reason for funding is making news interesting so people watch...
If you compare Goons to Michael, your saying they are legends...
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The Mittani
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 02:06:00 -
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delicious thread, please make more posts like this
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penifSMASH
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 02:14:00 -
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hey Internet, real life reminds me of Internet
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WrathOfOprah
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 02:24:00 -
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So, we're MJ and IRC is Macaulay Culkin? Sounds like fun.
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TownSaver
Caldari
Eve Liberation Force
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.07.08 02:24:00 -
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I never said I believed it.
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WrathOfOprah
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 02:30:00 -
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Originally by: TownSaver
I never said I believed it.
You never said you didn't.
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Acrel
Amarr
Heavy Influence
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Posted - 2009.07.08 02:39:00 -
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If thats the case then did goons create something comparable to Thriller? If so do share :0
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Pudgy McFudge
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 02:54:00 -
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The world needs more Goon threads never stop posting. |
mad webbie
Minmatar
Pilipino Corp
Slightly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.07.08 03:08:00 -
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Try reading the news article sometimes and not just the headline. Your notion is moronic. MJ broke the color barrier in entertainment business. Thanks to him, you can now enjoy Eminem music. MJ<->MTV Video<->Hip Hop<->White dude rapping? |
WrathOfOprah
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.07.08 03:10:00 -
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Originally by: Acrel
If thats the case then did goons create something comparable to Thriller? If so do share :0
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