Originally by: Snot Shot

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I am still getting EVEmails from corps and Alliances that are just adjusting GoonSwarm standings when they have a
moment and then going back to their usual business. Be careful flying through those old NRDS sections of space.....

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Originally by: Kayl Breinhar

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The only one clutching here is you, Snotty. At straws.

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: Efdi

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Originally by: Jade Constantine

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Originally by: Machine Delta

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Wait wait, an alliance based on the promise to put players into 0.0 combat within minutes of signing up is somehow a barrier to 0.0 and empire association?
Simply go to the recruitment forum and see how many active 0.0 corps are recruiting new players. You'll find the SP minimum or ship requirements to usually be quite steep involving a >6-9 month investment into EVE before you are even allowed to strike out into nullsec.
In Goonswarm we don't have that problem. We don't care about your SP or what you can fly, just as long as you can x up.

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And pay money for membership on a 3rd party forum.

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you pay money every month to post on this forum~

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This forum comes with a game attached

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Originally by: kayentelva

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every time they respond its almost as good as podding one of them. you can even start assigning points to the different posting styles. you know, 5 for a standard meme repeated, 10 for a declaration of being irrelevant, etc. the real gold is one of them going all emo; worth a good 50 points.

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Originally by: TurboDog2

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GOONFAIL

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