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Chloe Clark	Posted - 2009.07.22 03:58:00 - [1] Edited by: Chloe Clark on 22/07/2009 04:20:59 I hear alot about these ninja salvagers, especially in local. You see I'm a carebear and I get sick of the people in local complaining about the ***** who is stealing their salvage. To be honest, I'd never experienced the problem, I just thought that the people who cried about it were whingers. Today I had my first ninja salvage experience. I didn't care, I am not a big salvager, sometimes I will, sometimes I won't, mostly I won't cause it's too much effort. My solution to this ninja was to allow them no tears. I did not cry and howl in local about poor game mechanics and that it's just not right or fair or any of that other gay they say. I just let it happen, I watched and waited, I waited until it was my time to strike. I saw that the nija was actually red to me, an outlaw. I checked info. It didn't say outlaw, so i took some screen shots of the situation in case things went bad (read: CONCORDOKKEN). I knew this was a perfect oppourtunity. I had a few battleships left to kill before I was heading back to station, so I did them as fast as I could. I didn't want to leave early and alert this sneaky ninja that I was up to something. I headed back to the station and refit for PVP. Out came the tank, in went the gank. Shield extenders and hardeners replaced by shield booster with amp and point and tackle. As I began to warp towards my deadspace pocket I saw my ninja warp in to the station and dock.... Alas, all was lost and there was no more fun to be had..... I arrived at the acceleration gate and the excitement waned... I grudgingly activated the gate to see what was left in loot/salvage anyway. I got into the pocket and saw that there were quite a few wrecks still and realised that the ninja might have needed two trips... I moved away from the beacon and readied myself for possible action. Then I saw it, way off in the distance, a cruiser approaching, witha ninja at the helm! As soon as the ninja arrived I locked, tackled, pointed and began orbiting, I was afraid they might have more than salvagers at their disposal. After three volleys, it's all over. My first kill. I liked it. Thank you. 2009.07.22 03:34:00 Victim: * Corp: *** Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Augoror System: Motsu Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 2106 Involved parties: Name: Chloe Clark (laid the final blow) Security: 1.8 Corp: Red Power Flame Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Ship: Drake Weapon: Thunderbolt Fury Heavy Missile Damage Done: 2106 Destroyed items: Nanofiber Internal Structure I 10MN Afterburner I Salvager I, Qty: 3 Dropped items: Nanofiber Internal Structure I Salvager I Overdrive Injector System I
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.07.22 04:51:00 - [2] cool story bro
Paul Clavet Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.07.22 05:01:00 - [3] A ninja? In a cruiser? And he didn't come back in a gank ship ten minutes later to liberate your pod? Nope, you didn't pop an actual ninja salvager. Better luck next time, though. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
Kahega Amielden Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.07.22 05:37:00 - [4] Quote: A ninja? In a cruiser? AHEM. <stares at Paul from his salvage/loot Stabber> That said, I'm not sure how effective the Augoror is for ninjaing, and he definitely should have put enough of a buffer on it to survive three volleys.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.07.22 05:46:00 - [5] Originally by: Kahega Amielden Quote: A ninja? In a cruiser? AHEM. <stares at Paul from his salvage/loot Stabber> That said, I'm not sure how effective the Augoror is for ninjaing, and he definitely should have put enough of a buffer on it to survive three volleys. Please dont start this here.. You have a perfectly functional forum of your own to discuss frigs v cruisers as a salvaging ship..
Chloe Clark	Posted - 2009.07.22 06:25:00 - [6] I would have liked a challenge, such as a buffer on the ship, or him returning in a gank ship to exact his revenge.... sadly none of this happened. I was in the mood for a 1v1 after this and nobody wanted to play. :(
TheRealBanana1 Gallente	Posted - 2009.07.22 07:41:00 - [7] Haha nice! Thats the proper way to deal with those pesky ninjas.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.07.22 07:59:00 - [8] Originally by: TheRealBanana1 Haha nice! Thats the proper way to deal with those pesky ninjas. /signed More mission runners should shoot at looting ninjas (or the ones that don't loot, concord always brings the lols)
tosoda moynaki	Posted - 2009.07.22 09:03:00 - [9] I always love having ninja salvagers when i do missions. I usually warp out and loot their wreck afterwards if the rats pop them(i did this 3 times with 1 particular ninja). But the best tactic of all is to keep 1 gun for shooting the wrecks.I dont just randomly shoot the wrecks,i shoot the one that the ninja is tractoring or moving very close.It takes lots of patience to do mission like this but the lols from the whinning in local or ridiculus "convos" about who is causing tears to whom is priceless and far more valuable than the loot it self:)
Tobarg Shh Minmatar	Posted - 2009.07.22 09:34:00 - [10] Originally by: tosoda moynaki I always love having ninja salvagers when i do missions. I usually warp out and loot their wreck afterwards if the rats pop them(i did this 3 times with 1 particular ninja). But the best tactic of all is to keep 1 gun for shooting the wrecks.I dont just randomly shoot the wrecks,i shoot the one that the ninja is tractoring or moving very close.It takes lots of patience to do mission like this but the lols from the whinning in local or ridiculus "convos" about who is causing tears to whom is priceless and far more valuable than the loot it self:) Really?

Sinidualia	Posted - 2009.07.22 10:00:00 - [11] Tractoring someone elses wrecks really how do they do that ?
Galmarr Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.07.22 10:22:00 - [12] Originally by: tosoda moynaki It takes lots of patience to do mission like this but the lols from the whinning in local or ridiculus "convos" about who is causing tears to whom is priceless and far more valuable than the loot it self:) Tears are pricless. But a "real" Ninja whinning in local? hmm - We'll have to look into that.
Galmarr Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.07.22 10:25:00 - [13] Originally by: Sinidualia Tractoring someone elses wrecks really how do they do that ? Ancient Ninja secret Join us and found out
Hinkledolph Amok. Minor Threat.	Posted - 2009.07.22 10:27:00 - [14] I fail at nija arts...
Jezebel Harlot	Posted - 2009.07.22 11:47:00 - [15] Grats and good decision to re-fit your ship. This is where the tables were turned. Mission runner with brains VS clueless wannabe ninja, it was only going to end one way I do like how ninja salvaging has become sooooooo popular all the ****tards are trying it and most of them are too dumb to do it properly. Not only do they fail at ninja salvage, they actually PROVIDE the mission runners and bears WITH tears! Well done guys, keep it up!
Kage Toshimado Gallente The Logistical Nightmare	Posted - 2009.07.22 12:20:00 - [16] Chloe I like your approach to the situation. Fighting back is always recommended. I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship between yourself and ninja salvagers.
Re'taka Minmatar Republic University	Posted - 2009.07.22 12:32:00 - [17] Originally by: tosoda moynaki I always love having ninja salvagers when i do missions. I usually warp out and loot their wreck afterwards if the rats pop them(i did this 3 times with 1 particular ninja). But the best tactic of all is to keep 1 gun for shooting the wrecks.I dont just randomly shoot the wrecks,i shoot the one that the ninja is tractoring or moving very close.It takes lots of patience to do mission like this but the lols from the whinning in local or ridiculus "convos" about who is causing tears to whom is priceless and far more valuable than the loot it self:) if he got poped by the rats, he wasn't a ninja, Im sorry, but I ninja salvage all day long in a stabber, and if you warp out, I can promise you, between my shield buffer, the small t2 shield rep, and my speed, your lvl 4 mission rats are no threat to me. I love to see the tears when I convo the mission owner and ask him if he wants to come back in now, that I have all the agro for him.
zean xulunta Minmatar Mob Thought	Posted - 2009.07.22 13:31:00 - [18] is the op over? "The Die are cast"
Kylira Ulfrinn Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.07.22 13:35:00 - [19] The best strategy for dealing with ninja salvagers seems to be to tell them to get cancer, or that they are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything.
Kybernis Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.07.22 14:19:00 - [20] Hmmm. A mission runner in Motsu with a gank drake. Off to our internal forums for suggestions on how to deal with the menace.

Hoo Is	Posted - 2009.07.22 14:45:00 - [21] nice death to smoochie (think that's what we should call wannabe ninjas)
Jezebel Harlot	Posted - 2009.07.22 15:18:00 - [22] Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn The best strategy for dealing with ninja salvagers seems to be to tell them to get cancer, or that they are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything. Get cancer (ingame) You are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything (ingame) Happy now?
Kari Volo	Posted - 2009.07.22 15:48:00 - [23] Originally by: Lana Torrin cool story bro
Gin G Halls Of Valhalla	Posted - 2009.07.22 15:59:00 - [24] there is hope for you yet young one Please refrain from editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist
Kylira Ulfrinn Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.07.22 16:12:00 - [25] Originally by: Jezebel Harlot Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn The best strategy for dealing with ninja salvagers seems to be to tell them to get cancer, or that they are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything. Get cancer (ingame) You are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything (ingame) Happy now? aahhhh my feelings (ingame)
Paul Clavet Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.07.22 17:00:00 - [26] Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn Originally by: Jezebel Harlot Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn The best strategy for dealing with ninja salvagers seems to be to tell them to get cancer, or that they are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything. Get cancer (ingame) You are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything (ingame) Happy now? aahhhh my feelings (ingame) Let that be a virtual lesson to you. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
Lazy Eyeh Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.07.22 17:37:00 - [27] Edited by: Lazy Eyeh on 22/07/2009 17:38:03 Originally by: Chloe Clark Edited by: Chloe Clark on 22/07/2009 04:20:59 ...Alas, all was lost and there was no more fun to be had..... After three volleys, it's all over. My first kill. I liked it. These were my favorite parts. Ninjas are pretty easy to kill. I encourage everyone to shoot a ninja a day for lulz and isk.
Lazy Eyeh Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.07.22 17:39:00 - [28] Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn Originally by: Jezebel Harlot Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn The best strategy for dealing with ninja salvagers seems to be to tell them to get cancer, or that they are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything. Get cancer (ingame) You are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything (ingame) Happy now? aahhhh my feelings (ingame) Is this some kind of cosplay?
Kylira Ulfrinn Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.07.22 17:43:00 - [29] Originally by: Lazy Eyeh Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn Originally by: Jezebel Harlot Originally by: Kylira Ulfrinn The best strategy for dealing with ninja salvagers seems to be to tell them to get cancer, or that they are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything. Get cancer (ingame) You are the worst example of a person ever in the history of everything (ingame) Happy now? aahhhh my feelings (ingame) Is this some kind of cosplay? You can dress up as CONCORD
Joe Starbreaker The Fighting Republicans	Posted - 2009.07.22 18:14:00 - [30] Congrats on the Augoror kill! I've still only ever seen one or two of those in space. I commend you on the tactic of coming back in the same ship type as you did the mission in, but with a PVP fit. This is a good way to make the ninja think that you are still in a PVE fit and therefore easy pickings. If you had shot the ninja before warping out, he might come back with a battleship to gank you, thinking you unprepared, and you could teach him a lesson. -/ the fighting republicans /-



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