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GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.03 10:32:00 -
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 Are you new to EVE ?
 Finding it 'hard' ?
Don't know where to put your 'ship' ?
Getting into a mission and 'finishing' it too soon ?
Don't worry, Eve virgins and old blokes alike have the same problem !
You just need to contact GUNUK or Marty UK and join Vitiosus Eventus.
We're currently 22 strong, mostly EU players, made up of miners, industrialists, pvp'ers, lvl 4 mission runners and a ninja.
The corp is part of Amarr FW and is looking to join an alliance to get some 0.0 experience.
Group missions each week to earn.
We are about one thing..... making ISK and treating Eve for what it really is...... A game !
Here's the serious corp stuff:-
Short term goals:
Make ISK
Blow stuff up
Long term goals:
Make more ISK
Blow even more stuff up
Rules:
Make ISK
Blow stuff up
Do anything the game and CCP allows !!
I will leave you with this piece of advice..
Treat Eve like a woman;
Don't take her too seriously
Jump on now and again to keep the skills up
Dabble in new stuff to keep the excitement going
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
S Stackhouse
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Posted - 2009.08.03 12:04:00 -
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I'm interested and new to Eve.
Do you supply ships for FW or PVP?
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GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.03 14:11:00 -
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Hi there,
Hows Bill Compton (only a True Blod fan would get that)
Anyhow, to answer your question.. We are currently giving ISK to all new joiners to the corp that will help them on their way for use either in missons or PVP.
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.03 18:13:00 -
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bumpy bump
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.03 19:11:00 -
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*cough* bump *cough*
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.03 20:13:00 -
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Did I mention the gimp ?
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.03 21:02:00 -
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Edited by: GUNUK on 03/08/2009 21:02:33
Good interest so far... If either myself or Marty UK are not around to convo please mail us.
Failing that please go to Nalu (bottom station) or Motsu (top station) to apply directly.
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.04 09:05:00 -
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A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"
Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?"
"What? You have to speak up!"
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little horse."
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.04 12:08:00 -
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A man walks into a bar and asks, æDo you serve women in this bar?Æ
æNo,Æ replies the barman, æyou have to bring your own.Æ
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.04 15:43:00 -
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A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar.
The bartender says, ôWhat is this, some kind of joke?ö
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.04 18:24:00 -
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So, this pirate walks into a bar with a captainÆs wheel crammed down the front of his pants and the bartender says, æwhy have you got a captainÆs wheel crammed down the front of your pants?Æ And the pirate says, æarrgh! ItÆs driving me nuts!
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.04 19:39:00 -
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Keep the apps coming in :)
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.04 20:35:00 -
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.
The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.
On the way they meet this old git. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
Alex Lawford
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Posted - 2009.08.04 21:01:00 -
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Hi im very interested in joining, especially to "blow stuff up" hehe what's the best way to contact one of you guys in game?
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GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.05 07:52:00 -
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Convo us or if we're not there, send us an eve mail.
Failing that head to Motsu (top station) or Nalu (bottom station) and apply either under Office or Headoffice.
Hope to see you soon.
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
Kematian
Gods Will Armaments
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Posted - 2009.08.05 08:41:00 -
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You guys have pretty even morals and ideals with our own, if you decide for another big corp-wide change again in the future...well, here's my sales pitch.
Gods Will Armaments in conjunction with OpenSpace Industries are seeking small to medium corporations offering merger opportunities. If you find you and/or your corpmates are struggling to make much headway in the world of Eve, contact myself (Kematian) in game and we will do our best to help guide you towards a new, more profitable and enjoyable path.
You can retain your current leadership roles and membership core under your command, but get our assets to draw on and our player base to play with. If you wish to simply ally with us, that would work too, as we are working with yet another different corp towards founding an alliance.
Anyway, I'm done. Thanks for your temporary attention.
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GODS WILL ARMAMENTS - The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain. GWILL |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.05 13:28:00 -
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Thanks for the bump !
I'll convo you ingame later.
Also keep those apps coming in...
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.05 15:18:00 -
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Edited by: GUNUK on 05/08/2009 15:18:41
A duck walks into a chemist and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be ú1.49."
The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.06 07:46:00 -
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A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:20:00 -
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Edited by: GUNUK on 06/08/2009 18:21:20
A doctor says to his patient, ôI have bad news and worse newsö.
ôOh dear, what's the bad news?ö asks the patient.
The doctor replies, ôYou only have 24 hours to live.ö
ôThat's terribleö, said the patient. ôHow can the news possibly be worse?ö
The doctor replies, ôI've been trying to contact you since yesterday.ö
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
DanielD Hayes
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:36:00 -
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omw to join \o/
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GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.06 20:39:00 -
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A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.07 15:53:00 -
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A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says ôHey whereÆd you get the pig?ö
The women says ôThis isnÆt a pig itÆs a duckö
and the bartender says ôNo, I was talking to the duck!ö
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
GUNUK
Caldari
Vitiosus Eventus
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Posted - 2009.08.09 13:34:00 -
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There's an English man, Irish man and a Scotsman. They're being chased by a policeman. They see this old warehouse so they run in. Inside there are 3 empty sacks on the floor. They each jump in a sack. In comes the copper and see's these three bundles on the floor. Goes up to the first one and kicks it. The English man shout out, "Woof Woof", and the copper thinking it's just an old dog leaves it and kicks the second sack. The Scotsman yells out, "Me-ow me-ow", he leaves this one as well thinking its just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks it, and the Irish man yells out.. "Potatoes Potatoes..!"
"Every battle is won before it is even fought."
-Sun-tzu, The Art of War. |
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