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Olthel
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Posted - 2009.08.06 17:54:00 -
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Edited by: Olthel on 06/08/2009 17:55:15
Quote: Remove lo-sec altogether, split its systems up between Hisec and 0.0
Space should be either lawful or not, none of this stupid low sec nonsense full of fail pirates.
Anyway, this is my quote... don't remember who said this but I do remember laughing my ass off when I read it. Anyway, what do you think... is the person right or wrong? Also, do you have any quotes from C&P or from anywhere else in the EVE forums that you would like to share with everyone? Any amazing posts/threads?
Anyway, I'm just bored and this made me smile.
EDIT: typo
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.06 17:59:00 -
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This will be dealt with.
-- "Quite possibly the nicest person who'd ever want to kill you." |

Shigsy
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lyris Nairn This will be dealt with.
Whoever made this meme is a genius tbh        
Join "C&P" ingame! |

Joe Starbreaker
The Fighting Republicans
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:08:00 -
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I loved the quote somebody posted from a piracy victim: "You can't mine so you kill." Anybody remember who that was?
= the GOP is recruiting = |

Mr Crepsley
Gallente SkillzKillz United For 0rder
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker I loved the quote somebody posted from a piracy victim: "You can't mine so you kill." Anybody remember who that was?
That was me and Sasripper the person who actually said it was grateful soldier ----
Originally by: CCP Atropos I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears.
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DrunkenIrony
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:20:00 -
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Your fit sucks so bad you couldn't kill yourself if you self destructed.
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Grimpak
Gallente Noir.
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:30:00 -
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Quote: I have 17mil, can I help?
and who could forget
Quote: I SHOOT MSSL!
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Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |

langaidin
GANK STARZ
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:31:00 -
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Anything from Roy Awesome
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1000066
Roy Awesome is pure Awesome
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Xornicon Altair
Woopatang Primary.
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:36:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak
Quote: I have 17mil, can I help?
This. Vancouver EVE Players Gathering! Click Here for Info! |

Sergiiy Kortos
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:37:00 -
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Quote: Cool Story bro
Quote: Goonfleet scammed me
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Sergiiy Kortos
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:37:00 -
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oh and:
Quote: topic closed, please dont' discuss moderation
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Chi'kote
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Posted - 2009.08.06 18:40:00 -
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In response to someone's account being hacked:
"Using internet explorer makes baby jesus cry."
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Jonny 101
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.08.06 19:09:00 -
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"no honor".
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Lord Windu
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.08.06 19:28:00 -
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"I was in SAFE space when...."
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Grimrian
Roevhuller i Rummet
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Posted - 2009.08.06 19:58:00 -
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Originally by: Shigsy
Originally by: Lyris Nairn This will be dealt with.
Whoever made this meme is a genius tbh        
I THINK Verone started that trend.. cant remember what the thread was about, something about acusing someone about something, and verone said... you guessed it, "this will be dealt with".
first time i saw the meme, might be from before verone said it though. just my 2 cents
anywho.. some of the best quotes, imo, is some of the garmon/el'tar ones.. That was entertainment.. untill the fanbois killed it
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Jesslyn Daggererux
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.08.06 20:27:00 -
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for a little while "so there i was, in jita" or wherever started to catch on. some guy had killed a can baiter, who then proceeded to instead call him the greifer. if i remember right the baiter was using a kestrel with all best named mods, maybe even rigged. it wassnt about the 'epic' kill of it or anything, just how funny it was. the thread really exploded for awhile. ive since seen a few variations. "so there i was, in C&P" for instance. -------------------------
Originally by: Jesslyn Daggererux GREAT CHINESE WALL OF TEXT
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.08.06 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Grimrian
Originally by: Shigsy
Originally by: Lyris Nairn This will be dealt with.
Whoever made this meme is a genius tbh        
I THINK Verone started that trend.. cant remember what the thread was about, something about acusing someone about something, and verone said... you guessed it, "this will be dealt with".
first time i saw the meme, might be from before verone said it though. just my 2 cents
Somebody came in here whining about Veto dishonouring a 1v1, and Verone said it would be dealt with. The whole thing turned out to be fake by some guy who had some personal beef with Veto for some reason.
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.08.06 20:33:00 -
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"I fitted my raven with the following" was always good
although I'm struggling to remember a lot of the really old ones that were awesome.
there's always omgrawr...
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |

Cheyenne Shadowborn
Caldari Noob Much Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.06 21:42:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak
Quote: I have 17mil, can I help?
17mil? You can buy a Templar. It's an amarr fighter used by carriers.
Also, I hear it tanks well. Better than a shuttle. Shuttles don't tank all that well.
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Warrio
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.06 21:47:00 -
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Quote: x does not honour 1v1s
The key to making this one really shine is to launch into a 400 word diatribe and expect others to care.
sXe |
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FU22
Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2009.08.06 23:21:00 -
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Can i have your stuff?
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2009.08.06 23:29:00 -
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Because of falcon! And did you know that this is in fact Surfin's Plunderbunny's forum alt? It's official! |

Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.08.06 23:44:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Windu "I was in SAFE space when...."
Hehe, I love that one. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |

CanIHave YourStuff
Minmatar Amamake Money Off You Dummy IRL .ingame.
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Posted - 2009.08.07 01:32:00 -
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Originally by: FU22 Can i have your stuff?
and how is that even funny man, geez
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Light Arc
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Posted - 2009.08.07 01:45:00 -
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"I call myself a miner. I mine indirectly by blowing up other miners."
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Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor
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Posted - 2009.08.07 01:49:00 -
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Topic's closed, due to alts. -------------------------
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Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor
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Posted - 2009.08.07 01:50:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias Topic's closed, due to alts.
No wait, that's not funny at all.  -------------------------
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.07 01:55:00 -
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The OP accidentally the whole meme thread...
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Olthel
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Posted - 2009.08.07 03:37:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin The OP accidentally the whole meme thread...

Aww well, it almost got to the second page :)
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Jaedar Metron
Celestial Warp Ghost Guardians Utopian Order
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Posted - 2009.08.07 04:08:00 -
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Edited by: Jaedar Metron on 07/08/2009 04:08:47 "TIC TOC, TIC TOC, Clock is ticking..."
Or something like that, I don't remember the exact quote and I can't be arsed looking up those awful topics. Surprised this one wasn't mentioned until now tbh.
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PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2009.08.07 04:15:00 -
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this is where i say "anything i've said"
but i have to say the best is probably "i have 17 mil can i help"
or when verone created this will be dealt with
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.08.07 06:40:00 -
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I love all the Ships & Mods memes (Templars, My Raven was equipped with the following, Because of Falcon) that people are passing off as C&P memes. Tic Tock is a CAOD one iirc.
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Lord Windu
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.08.07 07:43:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury I love all the Ships & Mods memes (Templars, My Raven was equipped with the following, Because of Falcon) that people are passing off as C&P memes. Tic Tock is a CAOD one iirc.
Arent C&P memes all borrowed, either from other forum sections or from 4chan?
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Lexa Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2009.08.07 07:46:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Windu
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury I love all the Ships & Mods memes (Templars, My Raven was equipped with the following, Because of Falcon) that people are passing off as C&P memes. Tic Tock is a CAOD one iirc.
Arent C&P memes all borrowed, either from other forum sections or from 4chan?
"this will be dealt with", at the very least, was homegrown.
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.07 07:47:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Lord Windu
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury I love all the Ships & Mods memes (Templars, My Raven was equipped with the following, Because of Falcon) that people are passing off as C&P memes. Tic Tock is a CAOD one iirc.
Arent C&P memes all borrowed, either from other forum sections or from 4chan?
"this will be dealt with", at the very least, was homegrown.
BECAUSE OF FALCON!
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Soliscout
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Posted - 2009.08.07 08:09:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Windu
Arent C&P memes all borrowed, either from other forum sections or from 4chan?
BLASPHEMY
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Drakan290
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Posted - 2009.08.07 09:03:00 -
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Hey guys, is the op over???
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Jaggati Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.07 11:35:00 -
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he went that way---->
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Damien Smith
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.07 11:45:00 -
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Originally by: Cheyenne Shadowborn Shuttles don't tank all that well.
I beg to differ. Linkage 
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JitaBum
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.08.07 11:59:00 -
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why you violence my boat?
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.08.07 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Windu
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury I love all the Ships & Mods memes (Templars, My Raven was equipped with the following, Because of Falcon) that people are passing off as C&P memes. Tic Tock is a CAOD one iirc.
Arent C&P memes all borrowed, either from other forum sections or from 4chan?
Alot of the crap pops up at different places at the same time, or independently from eachother. I'm still quite young and have only used the interwebs since the Amiga and BBS days ..and frankly, most stuff used to day was used then too.
But there's alot of "lingo" that applies in certain situations. I.e. internet spaceweb games get their internet spaceweb versions. Aaand obviously there's the pure EVE-related ones, like Templar Amarr Fighter, lol Amarr, etc.
..and I know just the perfect reply to this. TL;DR, c u on the battlefield  - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |

Olthel
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Posted - 2009.08.07 13:09:00 -
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Originally by: Jaggati Khan he went that way---->
No, I'm still here, lurking in the shadowz. Also, I'm in ur forum readin ur postz!
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Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2009.08.07 17:27:00 -
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Edited by: Arec Bardwin on 07/08/2009 17:28:38
Quote: Seven. Large. Explosive. Charges.
Quote: HONO[U)R
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Olthel
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Posted - 2009.08.07 18:42:00 -
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I just remembered another one, it went like this iirc:
Quote: I clicked the link and all I got was this lousy keylogger.
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Rens Proposition
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Posted - 2009.08.07 19:23:00 -
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I am Galligher.
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Jaggati Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.20 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: Rens Proposition I am Galligher.
I AM GALLIGHER!!
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June Beetle
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Posted - 2009.08.20 16:43:00 -
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page two snipe
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AdmiralJohn
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.08.20 16:46:00 -
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Quote: THIS IS GAME
My favorite home-grown meme, bar none
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Klauz Lycan
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.08.20 16:53:00 -
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im suprised that noone mentioned it yet but here it comes...
Quote: i win eve
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Msgerbs
Gallente Imperial Assualt Guild Raikiri Assasins
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Posted - 2009.08.20 16:54:00 -
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Quote: Posting to confirm...
"Isn't the Eiffel Tower an early prototype of a Minmatar Battleship?" --Illectroculus Defined |
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Arik VanClaw
Helljumpers
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Posted - 2009.08.20 18:01:00 -
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NO U!
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Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor
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Posted - 2009.08.20 18:15:00 -
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Nothing in this thread is funny  -------------------------
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Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor
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Posted - 2009.08.20 18:16:00 -
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Edited by: Faekurias on 20/08/2009 18:19:45 Edited by: Faekurias on 20/08/2009 18:16:56
Originally by: DrunkenIrony Your fit sucks so bad you couldn't kill yourself if you self destructed.
Apart from this.
Originally by: Grimpak
I SHOOT MSSL!
And this donot break Pls donotbreak do not break donot breakdonot break donot breakdonot breakdonot breakdonot breakdonot breakdonot breakdonot breakdonot breakdonot breakdonot breakdonot break <- this was ingame and I giggled tbh. -------------------------
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Hoo Is
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Posted - 2009.08.20 18:18:00 -
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That's what she said ---- a reply which adds nothing to a thread or results in a thread being bumped with no new discussion worthy content is considered spam and as such warrants a forum ban |

Sophia Truthspeaker
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2009.08.20 18:31:00 -
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Welcome to the dark side, we have cookies. _________
The truth is out there |

Larkonis TrassIer
Neo Spartans Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.20 19:14:00 -
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'They'll never ban me! I'm too famous!'
-Ginger Magician
Now banned 4lyfe. Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Navigator |

Swalesey
Prosperity Through Violence
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Posted - 2009.08.20 19:28:00 -
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Edited by: Swalesey on 20/08/2009 19:29:38 I like "THIS IS GAME"
and of course "IT'S A TARP!"
All caps optional. There are quite a few quotes I have found funny but they usualy need to be taken in the context of the thread, so hard for them to be stand alone funny.
EDIT: Typos believe it or not
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Davinel Lulinvega
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Posted - 2009.08.20 20:37:00 -
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Quote: I was using a special fit, and doing over 600 EM DPS a second.
Originally by: CCP Tuxford Now the op looks like a weirdo that can't read kekekeke!
inb4 stealth edit |

Terra Mikael
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.10.21 02:49:00 -
[59]
Originally by: El Tar u should read bible for morals
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Arathon Theimies
Platypi United
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Posted - 2009.10.21 03:48:00 -
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I have 17 mil, can I help?
Truth and Honour, Larkonis Trassler for CSM!!! |
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.10.21 03:50:00 -
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Originally by: AdmiralJohn
Quote: THIS IS GAME
My favorite home-grown meme, bar none
I remember that one.
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Baillif
Red Mist Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.21 04:56:00 -
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Edited by: Baillif on 21/10/2009 04:56:55 HYDRA WILL PREVAIL!!1!1
I AM DIPLOMAT!
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Victoria Akmea
Gallente Taishite Kami
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Posted - 2009.10.21 07:01:00 -
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Originally by: Baillif Edited by: Baillif on 21/10/2009 04:56:55 HYDRA WILL PREVAIL!!1!1
I AM DIPLOMAT!
/fail
It's HYDRA WILL PROVAIL
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Maximus Trollus
Amarr The Village Idiots
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Posted - 2009.10.21 08:37:00 -
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CANT ANCER
too bad that one didnt realy make it
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Ballista III
8e5T Co0pRAt10n 1n Ev3 HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.21 08:59:00 -
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(in game)
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Shianmou
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Posted - 2009.10.21 10:41:00 -
[66]
This guy sounds legit.
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DanieI Essig
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Posted - 2009.10.21 12:14:00 -
[67]
No one trolls Daniel Essig
OH WAI....
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My Postman
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Posted - 2009.10.21 12:32:00 -
[68]
I canŠt remember the threat or the topic but it was the answer to an emo raging kid, typing a wall of text without any grammar, from a girl-toon saying:
"I canŠt understand you with that **ck in your mouth!"
It could have been in the "hydra will provail" threat.
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.21 12:45:00 -
[69]
number 1 PVPER in EVE
----------- ADM-I |

Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.10.21 14:14:00 -
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Edited by: Grimpak on 21/10/2009 14:15:11
Originally by: Marko Riva number 1 PVPER in EVE
good old ginger "MY UNVENCIBLE MUTHERSHIP IN LOW-SEC MAKES ME NUMBAH ONE!" magician.
of course that all ended when the HIC's came, so he got back to sniping ships at low-sec gates.
and then he was permabanned or smth. ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
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Count MonteCarlo
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.21 14:46:00 -
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He never even got his MS, he payed miz cenuj 8b or something first, rest after ginger boards his nyx, miz cenuj smart bombed his pod and kept the 8b for him self, then ginger said some stuff in local which got him perma banned, then miz cenuj rage quit eve when hics got introduced or something
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ViRUS Pottage
Caldari THE FINAL STAND The Final Stand.
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Posted - 2009.10.21 15:07:00 -
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Quote: edit:spellin
Can't believe it hasn't been mentioned tbh, even if it is a CAOD quote. Still epic. _________
Originally by: CCP Taera May I have your stuff?
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8915
Caldari Pyrrhus Sicarii Wicked Nation
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Posted - 2009.10.21 23:00:00 -
[73]
Quote: SoonÖ
Used by Devs Often to Often...
Quote: "TomB Nerf Bat"
Countless victims of a TomB Nerf.
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General Coochie
The Bastards The Bastards.
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Posted - 2009.10.21 23:19:00 -
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Edited by: General Coochie on 21/10/2009 23:19:53 I remember one I liked but I cant find it :(
It was a guy that got killed by someone and made threats on eve-o, the threat was along the lines. "You better watch yourself or I will uncloak my drake on you"
I think whole thread was rather funny read, hope I can find it again Got Cooch?, solo PvP movie
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Requiescat
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.10.22 00:04:00 -
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posting in limegreen instead of rainbow because i want to use a lot of characters Originally by: Count MonteCarlo He never even got his MS, he payed miz cenuj 8b or something first, rest after ginger boards his nyx, miz cenuj smart bombed his pod and kept the 8b for him self, then ginger said some stuff in local which got him perma banned, then miz cenuj rage quit eve when hics got introduced or something
miz cenuij and fatballs were about the best thing to ever happen to this game, they basically invented soloing in 0.0 in a hac back when ***abonds were just getting started. in his prime i think a solid half of the eve populace hated him (miz) and he pioneered a lot of old hat griefing tactics that we know and love, like smartbombing highsec miners, etc. all in all it's our loss now that he's gone
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Tic Tock is a CAOD one iirc.
tic tock was posted in caod but moved to c+p, i think the op was eventually banned. good meme.
also i miss "x does not honor 1v1s," that was a fun meme to troll with -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.22 01:48:00 -
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Wasn't "tic toc" a Molle original?
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari The Phoenix Enclave
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Posted - 2009.10.22 02:44:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Marko Riva Wasn't "tic toc" a Molle original?
Well, it was "tick tock" but yes, that one goes back to the Pendulum War I believe.
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Hambonie
Caldari Hel's Wing
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Posted - 2009.10.22 04:54:00 -
[78]
OMG I lost my (Insert Ship here) because of those low s****pirates that didn't honer the ransom. I Demand CCP do something about this.
WoW-------->
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Jacqueri Calroszian
The Program Vanguard.
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Posted - 2009.10.22 05:39:00 -
[79]
Quote: ... will celebrate this with a big glass of Pepsi.
Or however it went. Thank you OP.
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Xaunt Rauber
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Posted - 2009.10.22 09:54:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Victoria Akmea
Originally by: Baillif Edited by: Baillif on 21/10/2009 04:56:55 HYDRA WILL PREVAIL!!1!1
I AM DIPLOMAT!
/fail
It's HYDRA WILL PROVAIL
Actually I believe its
HYRDA WILL PROVAIL.
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Dacryphile
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Posted - 2009.10.22 13:54:00 -
[81]
I always liked the "Wee Oooo Weee Oooo.. Space police are comin!"
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AnonyTerrorNinja
Minmatar Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport
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Posted - 2009.10.22 15:08:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Grimpak
Quote: I have 17mil, can I help?
and who could forget
Quote: I SHOOT MSSL!
FYI, with regards to your sig.
Nemesis is a noun, not a verb. I think the word you were trying to describe is "atonement".
Anyway, my favorite is the in-days-past common thread topic "GRIEFING CORP EXPOSED!!!" ---
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Rico Minali
Gallente Sons Of 0din Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2009.10.22 17:08:00 -
[83]
Because of falcon. Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |

Aralieus
Amarr Traumark Logistics
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Posted - 2009.10.22 17:14:00 -
[84]
Edit: Spellin

Fortune Favors the Bold!! |
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