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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.07 22:30:00 -
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Hey folks!
I'm working on an Eve parody specifically tailored to farking ganking people at a gatecamp to the tune ofYou can do it by Ice Cube.
I'm not posting the lyrics because there's a LOT of explicit stuff in it (my first foray into potentially non forum safe songs)...I can try and tweak them up a bit or use ****s to filter if you folks think its needed.
I have no personal experience gatecamping, so I need additional material to get into my lyrics, which is why I need help. Best case scenario:
Dirty pirate gatecamper who also gets called a clown (and has Skype) gets me their Skype name so we can talk tonight about possibilities, and what might be funny...help me make sure that the references I'm making are understood, stuff like that.
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I'm sure that this will shortly be full of dumb trolls with nothing constructive to say, but we'll do the best we can anyway. :)
Here's a couple of samples if you're familiar with the song:
[Dodiez]
You can do it put your gank into it.
[Curzon]
I can do put your tank into it.
*note* I was originally going to do "You can do it put your guns into it" and "I can do it put your drones into it" and I didn't like it as much. Any other suggestions welcome.
I imagine that a LOT of this is going to get filtered out, but here's the first draft of the first verse. Also, suggestions welcome here:
Tic-tic-BOOM
Its official, got a big stamp!
Light a big lamp, shine it on my gatecamp
You aint the big champ,
you're the fresh meat
get your jumpclone and come back with your whole fleet.
We be pirates to the day we die.
F***ing ask a carebear if you think we lie
But if you think we high, noobie think again
wipe off that grin, we're at minus 10!
and if we take your bait
Everybody will know it
Cause I ain't going for it
So pray to the Lord that I don't flip out
bust out and cuss out
Decide to smack you down
Toss your corpse around
You can try to cyno in your dread
When I go flashing red you're gonna wind up dead
So go make a thread and whine some more
While I tap that ass like a two dollar *****
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari
Yakiya Tovil-Toba Memorial
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Posted - 2009.08.07 22:37:00 -
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* Fangirl Swoon *
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.08.07 22:56:00 -
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 Originally by: Curzon Dax
(my first foray into potentially non forum safe songs)
quotin' lies, your eve-files still has 'that' song not listed in your parody thread.
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Jesslyn Daggererux
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.08.07 23:15:00 -
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i had your lyrics of "im a racketeer" in my bio and it was suddenly gone one day with a mail from "Eve System". note: this is not discussing moderation, just two occurances that happened at the exact same time. your naughty words got me in trouble. though they are fine to distribute on the forums.
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Originally by: Jesslyn Daggererux
GREAT CHINESE WALL OF TEXT
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.08 00:30:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Curzon Dax
(my first foray into potentially non forum safe songs)
quotin' lies, your eve-files still has 'that' song not listed in your parody thread.
If you're referring to what I think you are, I snuck it in. Its been two years, no one remembers. =p
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.08 18:47:00 -
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last night has obviously passed, but still no interest help popping up....where's the pirates?
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Larkonis Trassler
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Posted - 2009.08.08 18:49:00 -
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I opened this thread just now and it made my browser crash.
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.08 19:07:00 -
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I'll do this for 1bill.
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.08 19:18:00 -
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I'm not paying ISK since I'm doing the work myself; my helper will have to be satisfied in knowing that some of their stories will be immortalized for thousands to listen to. :)
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.08 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
I'm not paying ISK since I'm doing the work myself; my helper will have to be satisfied in knowing that some of their stories will be immortalized for thousands to listen to. :)
That works for me...can we atleast get an rr bs fleet to keep my slicer alive?
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.09 01:06:00 -
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Herty, you're at -1.1, which flags you as an opportunist, not a pirate.
Also, you've had a really short tenure in Eve; I'm not sure if you've had enough time to generate any good stories. Nothing personal.
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Jonny 101
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.08.09 01:46:00 -
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What kinds of stories is it you're after?
Mine are pretty ****ing epic, but they don't include gate camping.
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.09 01:49:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Herty, you're at -1.1, which flags you as an opportunist, not a pirate.
Also, you've had a really short tenure in Eve; I'm not sure if you've had enough time to generate any good stories. Nothing personal.
I have plenty of good stories. You could make a song about giving me carriers or convincing wi that your in cva and that you can sell them a constellation for 25bill. Plus there is the 1bill+ executioner loss.......
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Forum Trashtalker
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Posted - 2009.08.09 01:51:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
last night has obviously passed, but still no interest help popping up....where's the pirates?
Pretty sure all the pirates think your a clown.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.09 04:14:00 -
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I'm just bumping this thread as I like the OP
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.09 04:26:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny 101
What kinds of stories is it you're after?
Mine are pretty ****ing epic, but they don't include gate camping.
Hey Jonny.
If you read the first verse of the lyrics I wrote, its basically a long trash-talking, self-inflating "I'm freaking awesome" song about how great it is to be a pirate. The kind of stories I'm looking for are "things that happen at gatecamps" that would be funny. I was at a gatecamp once on a mercenary operation where a dreadnought warped in and promptly got ganked; it was quite funny.
Other than that, I have no experience to use to make lyrics aside from the general carebear hate that I've already inculcated into my song. I'm trying to make a song that makes gatecamping sound like the bees knees.
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Awesome Possum
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.08.09 04:58:00 -
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Has your wife podded you yet? Or did I pay 50mill for nothing.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.09 05:12:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum
Has your wife podded you yet? Or did I pay 50mill for nothing.
OMG I'd forgotten about that!
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Morgan La'Chance
Caldari
Dynamic Reallocation and Logistics
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Posted - 2009.08.09 05:46:00 -
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That was a fun thread, I miss that.
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Jonny 101
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.08.09 12:10:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Jonny 101
What kinds of stories is it you're after?
Mine are pretty ****ing epic, but they don't include gate camping.
Hey Jonny.
If you read the first verse of the lyrics I wrote, its basically a long trash-talking, self-inflating "I'm freaking awesome" song about how great it is to be a pirate. The kind of stories I'm looking for are "things that happen at gatecamps" that would be funny. I was at a gatecamp once on a mercenary operation where a dreadnought warped in and promptly got ganked; it was quite funny.
Other than that, I have no experience to use to make lyrics aside from the general carebear hate that I've already inculcated into my song. I'm trying to make a song that makes gatecamping sound like the bees knees.
Sorry, I only topple alliances/corporations and sell regions I don't own.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.08.09 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Herty, you're at -1.1, which flags you as an opportunist, not a pirate.
Also, you've had a really short tenure in Eve; I'm not sure if you've had enough time to generate any good stories. Nothing personal.
Curzon, I Like your style and am nice to you unlike the flamers here...
read this and maybe do a song about pervs in lonely places. Kinda like a backwater cowboy trucker getting pervy, cos thats what it felt like being cybered in a wormhole.
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Dian'h Might
Minmatar
Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.08.09 19:39:00 -
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Here's a gatecamp experience for you, it should be easy enough to switch it over to the campers point of view:
I once jumped my hauler alt into a lowsec gatecamp because I wasn't paying attention. Still thinking it was highsec, I started targeting a flashy red guy thinking I'd try and get on the killmail with my nos and single gun when the faction police showed up. Several seconds later and still no faction police, I realized I was screwed and started heading back for the gate. I ended up loosing the hauler (it was empty thankfully), but not without the other guy getting into deep structure from the gateguns (I don't think he was expecting my nos and tank combo).
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.09 20:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
do a song about pervs in lonely places. Kinda like a backwater cowboy trucker getting pervy, cos thats what it felt like being cybered in a wormhole.
I think I Already beat you to the punch with that song.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.08.09 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Lady Spank
do a song about pervs in lonely places. Kinda like a backwater cowboy trucker getting pervy, cos thats what it felt like being cybered in a wormhole.
I think I Already beat you to the punch with that song.
I like that song
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.10 02:18:00 -
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Originally by: Dian'h Might
Here's a gatecamp experience for you, it should be easy enough to switch it over to the campers point of view:
I once jumped my hauler alt into a lowsec gatecamp because I wasn't paying attention. Still thinking it was highsec, I started targeting a flashy red guy thinking I'd try and get on the killmail with my nos and single gun when the faction police showed up. Several seconds later and still no faction police, I realized I was screwed and started heading back for the gate. I ended up loosing the hauler (it was empty thankfully), but not without the other guy getting into deep structure from the gateguns (I don't think he was expecting my nos and tank combo).
I think you could say that I incorporated your story into my second verse; see the OP.
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Shigsy
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.10 02:20:00 -
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I almost killed my own alt in a gatecamp once.
(seriously true story)
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.10 02:24:00 -
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Originally by: Shigsy
I almost killed my own alt in a gatecamp once.
(seriously true story)
I've actually already including podding your own alt in a parody before. I'm not sure who the original story teller was, but I definitely stole his story.
Basically, I'm looking for two things:
1. validation that the lyrics I'm creating fit the mentality of a gatecamper
2. Material to fit into the lyrics about gatecamping behavior.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.10 02:38:00 -
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Originally by: Shigsy
I almost killed my own alt in a gatecamp once.
(seriously true story)
If you ever want to do a song about fail.. Shigsy is the only source material you well need.. But we all love him anyway.
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Robert0288
Caldari
g guild
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2009.08.10 03:04:00 -
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I had top dmg on my alt before, though still didn't get the KM :(
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Curzon Dax
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.08.11 03:36:00 -
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Edited by: Curzon Dax on 11/08/2009 03:43:30
Did some fine-tuning on the first two verses tonight; Dodiez thinks I should take the cursing out....
Thoughts? Pirate types?
*EDIT* And by the way....after a two year stint (four years really with short breaks) in DCMI as a mission running carebear...I'm a pirate now. Avast! =p
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