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Josh Causto Gallente Fatalix Inc.	Posted - 2009.08.11 02:53:00 - [1] Hello everyone, ladies, gentlemen. Today I am proud to announce that Fatalix will shortly be making a public announcement about the future of Fatalix. Stay tuned for more details...(and dongs) Originally by: Speed Devil Originally by: ReePeR McAllem Everytime you fit anything other than a laser on our ships, babies die. and when ya fit lasers on your ships nothing dies
Admiral Frools Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.08.11 02:57:00 - [2] I am literally wet with anticipation.
Yarik Mendel Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.08.11 03:09:00 - [3] Originally by: Admiral Frools I am literally wet with anticipation. I am too! Is Pias still playing the game, I know he abandoned the corp?
Josh Causto Gallente Fatalix Inc.	Posted - 2009.08.11 03:10:00 - [4] Edited by: Josh Causto on 11/08/2009 03:17:28 Edited by: Josh Causto on 11/08/2009 03:15:08 And now time for the important news: After the untimely death of CEO Pias Polanus from auto-erotic asphyxiation, we are say to announce that we will be leaving behind the Fatalix name in honor of our former glorious CEO. In recognition of his passing, our new corp will be called Autoerotic Asphyxiation Awareness Alliance or simply, Quad A. The details of his passing our still unclear, but it is known that he was found in his room with a zip-lock bag over his head,and peanut butter on his genitalia. It is unclear at this time if his pit bull named Renotz was at all responsible for his passing. Sadly this makes our third member lost to this horrible disease. RIP Pias Polanus, you will be greatly missed. As he requested many times at is funeral he wanted Love Games by Lady Gaga to be played. So heres to you big guy. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick Originally by: Speed Devil Originally by: ReePeR McAllem Everytime you fit anything other than a laser on our ships, babies die. and when ya fit lasers on your ships nothing dies
Yarik Mendel Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.08.11 03:10:00 - [5] and what happened to the stoners that had jumped ship to free explorer?
Josh Causto Gallente Fatalix Inc.	Posted - 2009.08.11 03:11:00 - [6] Edited by: Josh Causto on 11/08/2009 03:12:19 Not sure who exactly you are talking about? names could be helpful as I have a bad memory. Originally by: Speed Devil Originally by: ReePeR McAllem Everytime you fit anything other than a laser on our ships, babies die. and when ya fit lasers on your ships nothing dies
Machine Delta Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.08.11 03:25:00 - [7] Didnt know David Carradine played EVE
Tyremis Minmatar The Perfect Storm Gentlemen's Club	Posted - 2009.08.11 03:35:00 - [8] Edited by: Tyremis on 11/08/2009 03:35:40 Originally by: Admiral Frools I am literally wet with anticipation.
Privavarian Gallente Black Fury	Posted - 2009.08.11 12:58:00 - [9] Your announcements are of no relevance ---- giggle
Josh Causto Gallente Fatalix Inc.	Posted - 2009.08.11 19:39:00 - [10] Originally by: Privavarian Your announcements are of no relevance To you that may be true, but some people will care about our CEO. Originally by: Speed Devil Originally by: ReePeR McAllem Everytime you fit anything other than a laser on our ships, babies die. and when ya fit lasers on your ships nothing dies
ChowMung Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.08.12 07:46:00 - [11] Condolences. But I'm sure he died happy. I'm always most happy when my genitalia are covered with peanut butter. Good night sweet prince.
Yarik Mendel Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.08.12 12:02:00 - [12] Edited by: Yarik Mendel on 12/08/2009 12:04:57 is this real?
Mya ElleTerego Amarr The Hull Miners Union Gentlemen's Club	Posted - 2009.08.12 13:10:00 - [13] were recruiting, and I got yur salient soldier Alliance Recruit thread Alliance Homepage/Killboard
Zimi Vlasic Amarr F.R.E.E. Explorer Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.08.12 15:42:00 - [14] Originally by: Yarik Mendel and what happened to the stoners that had jumped ship to free explorer? As the glorious personnel manager of Free Explorer, I state for the record that the only ex-Fatalix stoner we would accept is Jin Steele, who has disappeared somewhere never to be heard from again. * * This statement may be completely false ------------------ Find Roid, Examine, and Excavate Explorer
Pias Polanus Gallente Fatalix Inc.	Posted - 2009.08.12 23:20:00 - [15] Edited by: Pias Polanus on 12/08/2009 23:21:09 Originally by: Zimi Vlasic Originally by: Yarik Mendel and what happened to the stoners that had jumped ship to free explorer? As the glorious personnel manager of Free Explorer, I state for the record that the only ex-Fatalix stoner we would accept is Jin Steele, who has disappeared somewhere never to be heard from again. * * This statement may be completely false Jin is a jiggalo at a hong kong gay brothel... he is quite busy there enjoying joy juice ****tails day in and out!
Josh Causto Gallente Fatalix Inc.	Posted - 2009.08.12 23:38:00 - [16] Originally by: Mya ElleTerego were recruiting, and I got yur salient soldier SHAMELESS PLUG SPOTTED. Originally by: Speed Devil Originally by: ReePeR McAllem Everytime you fit anything other than a laser on our ships, babies die. and when ya fit lasers on your ships nothing dies
Yarik Mendel Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.08.13 02:19:00 - [17] Originally by: Pias Polanus Edited by: Pias Polanus on 12/08/2009 23:21:09 Originally by: Zimi Vlasic Originally by: Yarik Mendel and what happened to the stoners that had jumped ship to free explorer? As the glorious personnel manager of Free Explorer, I state for the record that the only ex-Fatalix stoner we would accept is Jin Steele, who has disappeared somewhere never to be heard from again. * * This statement may be completely false Jin is a jiggalo at a hong kong gay brothel... he is quite busy there enjoying joy juice ****tails day in and out! hey, you're not dead
D'ceet Caldari Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.08.13 08:45:00 - [18] Originally by: Yarik Mendel Originally by: Pias Polanus Edited by: Pias Polanus on 12/08/2009 23:21:09 Originally by: Zimi Vlasic Originally by: Yarik Mendel and what happened to the stoners that had jumped ship to free explorer? As the glorious personnel manager of Free Explorer, I state for the record that the only ex-Fatalix stoner we would accept is Jin Steele, who has disappeared somewhere never to be heard from again. * * This statement may be completely false Jin is a jiggalo at a hong kong gay brothel... he is quite busy there enjoying joy juice ****tails day in and out! hey, you're not dead i am shocked at this revelation!
Kymlicka Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.08.13 19:00:00 - [19] Imagine life without autoerotic asphyxiation. Get Involved. Donate now! Because 10 million people around the world could die from autoerotic asphyxiation in the next 25 years, we continue to fight every minute of every day to save every life. Thanks to people like you who share our vision of a world without autoerotic asphyxiation, weÆve made huge discoveries in finding new and better ways to detect the disease at its earliest stages. We now know so much more about the different types of autoerotic asphyxiation and specific ways to attack each kind. And we work day-in and day-out in communities throughout the world to ensure everyone can access quality care and these new advances. But the fact is, autoerotic asphyxiation is still life-threatening, and until we can keep people from dying from it, we need your help - your generosity is crucial as we continue this fight.
wootonius Caldari Madhatters Inc. The Initiative.	Posted - 2009.08.13 19:39:00 - [20] Originally by: Machine Delta Didnt know David Carradine played EVE Yeah, wouldn't this have been funnier right after he died?
Agmar Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.08.13 19:46:00 - [21] Originally by: Admiral Frools I am literally wet with anticipation. That literally makes me wet. _____________________ Threat Level Midnight
Sandwich PvP Caldari The Maverick Navy Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.08.13 20:09:00 - [22] Originally by: Kymlicka Imagine life without autoerotic asphyxiation. Get Involved. Donate now! Because 10 million people around the world could die from autoerotic asphyxiation in the next 25 years, we continue to fight every minute of every day to save every life. Thanks to people like you who share our vision of a world without autoerotic asphyxiation, weÆve made huge discoveries in finding new and better ways to detect the disease at its earliest stages. We now know so much more about the different types of autoerotic asphyxiation and specific ways to attack each kind. And we work day-in and day-out in communities throughout the world to ensure everyone can access quality care and these new advances. But the fact is, autoerotic asphyxiation is still life-threatening, and until we can keep people from dying from it, we need your help - your generosity is crucial as we continue this fight. Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper just to let them die off? The only fight worth fighting is the one you should lose.
Kymlicka Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.08.13 20:12:00 - [23] Originally by: Sandwich PvP Originally by: Kymlicka Imagine life without autoerotic asphyxiation. Get Involved. Donate now! Because 10 million people around the world could die from autoerotic asphyxiation in the next 25 years, we continue to fight every minute of every day to save every life. Thanks to people like you who share our vision of a world without autoerotic asphyxiation, weÆve made huge discoveries in finding new and better ways to detect the disease at its earliest stages. We now know so much more about the different types of autoerotic asphyxiation and specific ways to attack each kind. And we work day-in and day-out in communities throughout the world to ensure everyone can access quality care and these new advances. But the fact is, autoerotic asphyxiation is still life-threatening, and until we can keep people from dying from it, we need your help - your generosity is crucial as we continue this fight. Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper just to let them die off? You're a cynical, anti-humanitarian, malignant eugenicist.
Zimi Vlasic Amarr F.R.E.E. Explorer Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.08.13 20:38:00 - [24] Originally by: Pias Polanus Edited by: Pias Polanus on 12/08/2009 23:21:09 Originally by: Zimi Vlasic Originally by: Yarik Mendel and what happened to the stoners that had jumped ship to free explorer? As the glorious personnel manager of Free Explorer, I state for the record that the only ex-Fatalix stoner we would accept is Jin Steele, who has disappeared somewhere never to be heard from again. * * This statement may be completely false Jin is a jiggalo at a hong kong gay brothel... he is quite busy there enjoying joy juice **tails day in and out! **tails indeed!@ ------------------ Find Roid, Examine, and Excavate Explorer
Leviathani Darkri Gallente Fatalix Inc.	Posted - 2009.08.13 20:38:00 - [25] Seems the reports of my untimely demise to the Carradine syndrome have been exagerrated. And, for the record, I would never smear my genitalia with peanut butter. Bacon grease works so much better. Just remember girls, don't put it on when it's hot.
Sandwich PvP Caldari The Maverick Navy Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.08.13 21:00:00 - [26] Originally by: Kymlicka Originally by: Sandwich PvP Originally by: Kymlicka Imagine life without autoerotic asphyxiation. Get Involved. Donate now! Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper just to let them die off? You're a cynical, anti-humanitarian, malignant eugenicist. No greater praise can be had from a goon. Thank you! The only fight worth fighting is the one you should lose.
Josh Causto Gallente Fatalix Inc.	Posted - 2009.08.13 21:34:00 - [27] Originally by: Agmar It's not smart to make an announcement that you're gonna make an announcement later. It's not smart to tell someone that they're not smart for doing something without listing reasons why so, because then you just look foolish. Originally by: Speed Devil Originally by: ReePeR McAllem Everytime you fit anything other than a laser on our ships, babies die. and when ya fit lasers on your ships nothing dies
Kymlicka Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.08.14 00:39:00 - [28] Originally by: Sandwich PvP Originally by: Kymlicka Originally by: Sandwich PvP Originally by: Kymlicka Imagine life without autoerotic asphyxiation. Get Involved. Donate now! Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper just to let them die off? You're a cynical, anti-humanitarian, malignant eugenicist. No greater praise can be had from a goon. Thank you! Hah, I didn't even notice you were in Atlas. How's that working out for you? I look forward to blueballing your defense gangs some more. What I'm looking for here is a posturing response that uses the word "goonies."
Sandwich PvP Caldari The Maverick Navy Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.08.14 01:15:00 - [29] Originally by: Kymlicka Snip..... Hah, I didn't even notice you were in Atlas. How's that working out for you? I look forward to blueballing your defense gangs some more. What I'm looking for here is a posturing response that uses the word "goonies." Sorry, Goonies was a funny movie, I don't think the Goons are in the same league, nothing personal. As for being in Atlas, having a great time, lots of sloppy targets in the area, the occasional quality gang to fight, and lots of money to be made, who could ask for anything more in 0.0? BTW, what is with some of the minions you guys have been sending down? The guy flying his un-scouted solo Hyperion into 0-w really had us scratching our heads and loling..... The only fight worth fighting is the one you should lose.
Cheekything Gallente Fallen Angel's Blade.	Posted - 2009.08.14 02:14:00 - [30] Clean up in 4-4 i just came sooo announce

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