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LordSwift
Caldari Fearless Phantoms Inc
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Posted - 2009.08.13 20:05:00 -
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Carry on this
"The Damsel in Distress is...... Join the brown Coats today!!! |
Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.08.13 20:06:00 -
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Sensational
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |
Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2009.08.13 20:10:00 -
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a tart?
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.08.13 20:23:00 -
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...a cloned "daughter Doll" for sale all over the cluster?
The perfect daughter every father wishes for, alas it tends to get lost quite often due to limited data processing bandwidth and resulting confusion and random wandering of the Clone Doll. -------- Ideas for: Mining
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THE L0CK
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Posted - 2009.08.13 20:51:00 -
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...in my cargo hold. By the rules of the game I have to offer her back as a ransom so if you would like her back meet me at the station and we'll talk.
Originally by: Whitehound
If I think, but I do not.
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wickedpheonix
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.13 23:44:00 -
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...serving me drinks instead of crummy old Kruul. Hahaha.
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Saju Somtaaw
Gallente Kiowa Tribe MagiTech Corp
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Posted - 2009.08.13 23:50:00 -
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One OF a billion ---- --- --- Devs Sign Here; GMs and ISD welcome to :) |
Bestofworst Worstofbest
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.08.13 23:51:00 -
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Originally by: LordSwift Carry on this
"The Damsel in Distress is......
Living in a cardboard box!" ________________________________________________
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis The Space P0lice
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Posted - 2009.08.14 01:31:00 -
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....a distressing damsel? *** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Kragtast
Gallente Maximum Dynamic
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Posted - 2009.08.14 05:19:00 -
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Originally by: LordSwift Carry on this
"The Damsel in Distress is......
A spy _______________________________________________________________ Bigger ships only count as overcompensation while he's still alive. |
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Tennes
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.08.14 05:25:00 -
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Originally by: LordSwift Carry on this
"The Damsel in Distress is......
...sapping my sentry.
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Spurty
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.08.14 05:40:00 -
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.. Zug Zug .. jobs done!
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails i for one, like 8's that look like 9's lol
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Thanks Spiderman
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Posted - 2009.08.14 05:43:00 -
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... just like cake.
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Pookie McPook
Nova Synergy PLC
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Posted - 2009.08.14 08:37:00 -
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Edited by: Pookie McPook on 14/08/2009 08:37:32 ...cloned before she got all distressed. Shame it's not Paris Hilton, we'd have a good excuse to turn down the mission then.
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Stargazer Monk
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Posted - 2009.08.14 08:41:00 -
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...caught on videotape nude?
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Mish'Kala
Minmatar Infiniti Matar Sleepless Knights Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.14 09:59:00 -
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A whiney Aristocratic brat that deserve nothing more then to be trussed up in a gimp suite and be paddled repeatedly by the clientel of some seedy backwater den of iniquity whilst being force fed horse tranquillisers to stop her compalaining about the fact that she's
"A whiney Aristocratic brat that deserve nothing more then to be trussed up in a gimp suite and be paddled repeatedly by the clientel of some seedy backwater den of iniquity whilst being force fed horse tranquillisers to stop her compalaining about the fact that she's
"A whiney Aristocratic brat that deserve nothing more then to be trussed up in a gimp suite and be paddled repeatedly by .............
You see where im going in sure
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RedClaws
Amarr Dragon's Rage Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.08.14 10:00:00 -
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Edited by: RedClaws on 14/08/2009 10:00:31 ...not so annoying as getting materials for war preperation 5 times in a row.
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Biggi Raeubertochter
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.08.14 10:04:00 -
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...getting ****d in my cargohold as we speak
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.08.14 10:05:00 -
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... suffering from the worst case of Stockholme Syndrome in the entire history of human endeavour.
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Null Color
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Posted - 2009.08.14 10:07:00 -
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Originally by: LordSwift Carry on this
"The Damsel in Distress is......
...moist to see me.
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Amerilia
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Posted - 2009.08.14 10:12:00 -
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.. the mission I do right now
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.08.14 10:38:00 -
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A short story;
Did damsel in distress.
Rescued her.
Went back to station.
Abandoned mission(wanted to keep her in my hold so she won't get in trouble again).
Took next mission.
"Damsel in distress"
*me pointing at my cargo*
She's right there!
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Jemtek
Minmatar Active Fusion
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Posted - 2009.08.14 10:39:00 -
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... an easy lay
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Typhado3
Minmatar Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium Aeternus.
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Posted - 2009.08.14 12:35:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones A short story;
Did damsel in distress.
Rescued her.
Went back to station.
Abandoned mission(wanted to keep her in my hold so she won't get in trouble again).
Took next mission.
"Damsel in distress"
*me pointing at my cargo*
She's right there!
I lol'd ------------------------------
Just a crazy inventor ccp fix mining agent missions % pls
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Another Forum'Alt
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.08.14 13:37:00 -
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...happy to 'reward' me for my trouble in consistently rescuing her BECAUSE OF FALCON. Guide to forum posting |
Dilligafmofo
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Posted - 2009.08.14 13:42:00 -
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Transvestite ...... just my f'in luck
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.08.14 13:52:00 -
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Originally by: Bestofworst Worstofbest
Originally by: LordSwift Carry on this
"The Damsel in Distress is......
Living in a cardboard box!"
We have this song playing in work. Every. Damn. Night.
Cuuurse you!
I'm a livin' in a box!~
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2009.08.14 14:10:00 -
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Originally by: LordSwift Carry on this
"The Damsel in Distress is......
... a euphemism for a surprisingly common statistical event. Given the trillions of people in Eve, and given the high amount of wealth in Eve, the odds that some random wealthy mucky-muck's bratty rebellious daughter runs off to hang out with the dregs of society in order to spite her parents is nearly 100% for any given moment.
The real question is, why do all of these damsels run away with the same man? Axe body spray? eveHarmony.com has been hacked and all of these women are being matched with the same nefarious character? Kruul is the Mule?
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2009.08.14 14:30:00 -
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Kruul isn't a single individual. He was a rather egomaniac person who thought he was the definition of awesome. Of course that wasn't enough for him so he reasoned, what would be more awesome than one Kruul would be one thousand Kruuls. So he paid through his nose to get himself cloned a thousand times with the same brain scan and DNA*. His personal army of Kruuls then went on to establish a chain of pleasure hubs and (sex-)slave trade all over EVE.
The 'damsels' end up in a Kruul's Pleasure Hub all the time mainly because it is rather hip with the 'elite' youth to go slumming in them. It's the next best thing the kids know as underground and that's where they try to hide when running away. Blame the holoreels that romanticized this whole rich girl meets gruff but good looking criminal shtick.
* The DNA of Kruul is of interest only because people are checking if the 'original' Kruul still exists. The original DNA can be recognized by some non functionality impairing structural differences that don't get reproduced in a cloned DNA.
-------- Ideas for: Mining
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Aurora Nyx
Caldari ButterWouldntMelt
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Posted - 2009.08.14 14:37:00 -
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... a Falcon alt.
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