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ToTheCore
Angels.
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Posted - 2009.08.14 03:31:00 -
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Edited by: ToTheCore on 14/08/2009 03:31:30 I don't normally get any tears worthy of posting anywhere, but I felt like I had to share this. A little explanation is in order, however.
Our corp recently got blue standings with a local alliance that likes to go **** with Atropos. They're primarily Euro TZ, though, and our corp is mostly US TZ. We decided that we were going to reset them since it wasn't doing us any favors to not have any blues to fly with when we played. As I was composing the reset notification mail, though, I found out that a couple of our blues were camping a gate with some other people who they were blue with but we weren't. A plan was then formulated that could potentially net us some kills and take advantage of the unusual situation.
I'm not going to go over everything that happened during the battle. Our killboard will give a good enough explanation of that - Battle Report. What is worth mentioning, though, is that, once the battle was over, one of our members was still on their voice comms and was listening to them talk about the whole thing. Apparently one of them actually started crying. Not emo rage wails or anything like that, but 100% legitimate tears. Upon hearing this, my CEO promptly sent him a mail explaining that it was just a game and that we had reset standings with them already (well, to be accurate, the mail was sent right before we opened fire). The response that he got nearly made me fall out of my chair from laughing so hard. Here it is, in all its grammatically incorrect glory.
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1. This is game. 2. I get ****ed wen betrayed. We fought together, you misled us, then betrayed us. Dont misconstrew what you did to be an honorable part of the game. Its not about being upset, its about you being a d-bag. 3. You you rest us today, and now you put forward resetting us a reason for this? 4. None of us shooted at Talitar until he shooted at us. We gave him pretty of leeway, you know thats a ****ing a bull**** reason, Why even put it forth? We made every attempt to contact you guys in channel and local and you obviously intended this. 5. This is game, I get laid every evening, but I sware to god, for the rest of eve life I am going to spend it killing you and your friends. When you leave a station a BS and HAC will be there to kill you. 6. Have a great day.
Titus, Tea Tactics
P.S. **** You
We also got threatened with a war dec, which we are anxiously awaiting, since a BS and HAC outside every station will make some nice additions to the killboard.
TL;DR - Standings got reset, we killed our former blues plus the neuts they were flying with, former blues baaaaaaawwwwwwed over it. ---
BattleClinic sigs aren't allowed now, Zymurgist? |
Merw
Caldari Angels.
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Posted - 2009.08.14 03:38:00 -
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Confirming we made and I heard a grown man cry on their vent server.
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Liitar
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Posted - 2009.08.14 03:42:00 -
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cool story bro, I'll give you an extra 1,000 points if his "I get laid every evening" wasn't in response to anything about his sex life
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Liitar
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Posted - 2009.08.14 03:43:00 -
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Originally by: Merw Confirming we made and I heard a grown man cry on their vent server.
You lose 1,000 points for not recording it
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis The Space P0lice
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Posted - 2009.08.14 03:50:00 -
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Moral of the story...
Have no blues, have no problems
*** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Haakelen
Gallente Nation of Muppets
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Posted - 2009.08.14 03:57:00 -
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THIS IS GAME
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Merw
Caldari Angels.
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Posted - 2009.08.14 03:58:00 -
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Originally by: Liitar
Originally by: Merw Confirming we made and I heard a grown man cry on their vent server.
You lose 1,000 points for not recording it
I couldn't figure out how to record it and I was too busy looting wrecks, taunting them, and laughing.
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Merw
Caldari Angels.
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Posted - 2009.08.14 04:01:00 -
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Originally by: Liitar cool story bro, I'll give you an extra 1,000 points if his "I get laid every evening" wasn't in response to anything about his sex life
Basically our ceo said that its a game and that you don't have to cry. There was absolutely no sexual reference at all.
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Drakan290
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Posted - 2009.08.14 04:13:00 -
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Carebear emorage tears are funny. Real tears are not.
I will not be flying and/or assisting Angels. corporation in this game because of this dastardly backstabbing tactic.
I bid you adeu not-so-good sire.
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Charon al'Acheron
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Posted - 2009.08.14 04:22:00 -
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Originally by: Drakan290 Carebear emorage tears are funny. Real tears are not.
I will not be flying and/or assisting Angels. corporation in this game because of this dastardly backstabbing tactic.
I bid you adeu not-so-good sire.
Confirmed that Carebear emorage tears are funny. Disputed that real tears are not.
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Liitar
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Posted - 2009.08.14 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Drakan290 Carebear emorage tears are funny. Real tears are not.
I will not be flying and/or assisting Angels. corporation in this game because of this dastardly backstabbing tactic.
I bid you adeu not-so-good sire.
I disagree - real tears for what seems to be some pretty average setups is just hilarious.
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techzer0
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.08.14 04:48:00 -
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Originally by: Haakelen THIS IS GAME
New FOTM for the forums... ------------
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Zar Terra
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2009.08.14 05:20:00 -
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Confirming that this is game.
-= NightShifter =-
Originally by: Dirk Magnum On the one hand I love a metaphorical trainwreck but come on. This is sort of like crashing a plane on top of a train that's already wrecked.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.14 05:25:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0
Originally by: Haakelen THIS IS GAME
New FOTM for the forums...
He accidentally the whole subject if you ask me.. But its ok, after all, this is game.
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Necromalis
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Posted - 2009.08.14 05:25:00 -
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Good job sir + 10
Confirming inb4 disagreement
THIS IS SPARRT.. Oh wait
This is game is new meme
and FOTM
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Ran Khanon
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Posted - 2009.08.14 07:25:00 -
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This isn't just game. This serious spaceships.
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.08.14 08:42:00 -
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I dunno... I was all "You lock a target, reset standing and fire? What a total nobber" until I read the bit about actual tears.... then I was all like.... "hmmm... the ends appear to justify the means..."
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Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor
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Posted - 2009.08.14 10:39:00 -
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I pee'd a bit -------------------------
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Too Dangerous
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Posted - 2009.08.14 11:14:00 -
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So "ToTheCore" you proved that you and your corp are a bunch of tards. Well done.
Resetting blues and in seconds ganking them. Wow you're a real PvP pro. But then i guess you just suck at this game.
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Bellatrix Sol
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Posted - 2009.08.14 11:36:00 -
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i detect a new internet meme --------
8D |
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Merw
Caldari Angels.
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Posted - 2009.08.14 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: Too Dangerous So "ToTheCore" you proved that you and your corp are a bunch of tards. Well done.
Resetting blues and in seconds ganking them. Wow you're a real PvP pro. But then i guess you just suck at this game.
This isn't a hey we ganked some ex blues thread its a hey we made a guy cry thread then I laughed at him on their vent server that they couldn't kick me from (no seriously they tried to destroy their server to kick me).
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Rellik B00n
Lethal Death Squad
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Posted - 2009.08.14 13:28:00 -
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Originally by: ToTheCore
This is game.
cruiser BPOs LDS kb |
Jaste Eskya
Unnatural Growth
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Posted - 2009.08.14 13:33:00 -
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+10 for getting real tears. -100 for not recording them.
Still, funny as hell.
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Riivaaja
Angels.
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Posted - 2009.08.14 13:35:00 -
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Ok, since we have bunch of carebears who want to cry outrage over e-honor on the forums, lets put this in the correct perspective.
Tea Tactics - Were blue. Were awful allies.
Exsecratio Alliance - Never been blue, never will be.
We send reset mail to active Tea Tactics diplo. We then engage Exsecratio (our neutrals) and they die. Tea Tactics begins threatening us in local and then fires on one of our gang members. We then return fire and kill Tea Tactics (Who were now neutral at the time). Then grown man cries on voice coms. This is game, I get laid every evening.
I have 17mil can I help?
Angels. Recruitment Thread Killboard |
Riivaaja
Angels.
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Posted - 2009.08.14 13:36:00 -
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Originally by: Merw
Originally by: Too Dangerous So "ToTheCore" you proved that you and your corp are a bunch of tards. Well done.
Resetting blues and in seconds ganking them. Wow you're a real PvP pro. But then i guess you just suck at this game.
This isn't a hey we ganked some ex blues thread its a hey we made a guy cry thread then I laughed at him on their vent server that they couldn't kick me from (no seriously they tried to destroy their server to kick me).
4/20 crash vent servers every day.
Angels. Recruitment Thread Killboard |
Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor
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Posted - 2009.08.14 13:40:00 -
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Your killboard look like oranges :D :D
OLD ORANGES 8D -------------------------
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Bfoster
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.08.14 13:55:00 -
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Funny story! 9/10 Would have been a 10/10 if you would have recorded him crying, still funny none the less.
Dude crying over eve, that would be the best. ------------
My Killboard- The Python Cartel |
Talek Genar
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Posted - 2009.08.14 14:01:00 -
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proof or stfu
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.14 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: Bfoster Funny story! 9/10 Would have been a 10/10 if you would have recorded him crying, still funny none the less.
Dude crying over eve, that would be the best.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu That's nothing. I put a guy in therapy.
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Faekurias
Raptus Regalitor
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Posted - 2009.08.14 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu That's nothing. I put a guy in therapy.
Give story, NOW. -------------------------
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