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Lifewire
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:05:00 -
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We want to offer our new product ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***!!! I explain now how ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***!!! works - it¦s very easy!
Some people rely on their stabs or mwds, some people rely on ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***. There are 2 ways to aquire ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***:
PAYPERCORP
This feature insures your whole corp for 50/week. Very easy to handle and all you pilots are mass-insured.
PAYPERJUMP
This feature offers you a PIN and charges of TANs. PINs are a personal ID. TANs are transaction numbers. So if one of your pilots jumps into a blockade, he can stay cloaked and convo the blockading ships. He gives his PIN and 1 TAN which is deleted from our TAN-database and useless after the transaction. If the numbers match, the cloaked ship can uncloak and warp away with any problems.
Both features work with all Teddybear-, Bonecollector- and TunDraGon-blockades!!! Aquire ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** now!!!
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Lifewire
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:05:00 -
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We want to offer our new product ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***!!! I explain now how ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***!!! works - it¦s very easy!
Some people rely on their stabs or mwds, some people rely on ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***. There are 2 ways to aquire ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***:
PAYPERCORP
This feature insures your whole corp for 50/week. Very easy to handle and all you pilots are mass-insured.
PAYPERJUMP
This feature offers you a PIN and charges of TANs. PINs are a personal ID. TANs are transaction numbers. So if one of your pilots jumps into a blockade, he can stay cloaked and convo the blockading ships. He gives his PIN and 1 TAN which is deleted from our TAN-database and useless after the transaction. If the numbers match, the cloaked ship can uncloak and warp away with any problems.
Both features work with all Teddybear-, Bonecollector- and TunDraGon-blockades!!! Aquire ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** now!!!
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Saavik
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:18:00 -
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ROTFL!!! 
Try some sort of offer like, buy 2 get 1 free 
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Saavik
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:18:00 -
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ROTFL!!!
Try some sort of offer like, buy 2 get 1 free
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Siddy
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:19:00 -
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or call 555-Siddy-gankk-y00-now! and get rid of them once and for all
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Siddy
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:19:00 -
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or call 555-Siddy-gankk-y00-now! and get rid of them once and for all
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vanBuskirk
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:22:00 -
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A product with no guarantee and no redress for it not working, offered by a vendor with a proven reputation for criminality.
Pay your money and get blown up anyway because one of your "operatives" is bored and wants to see some explosions.
I would personally prefer KEEP YOUR ISK (TM).
No, your post isn't funny. If you think it is, that just confirms what I've always thought about "pirates" in EVE.
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"Violence is the last resort of the incompetent".
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vanBuskirk
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:22:00 -
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A product with no guarantee and no redress for it not working, offered by a vendor with a proven reputation for criminality.
Pay your money and get blown up anyway because one of your "operatives" is bored and wants to see some explosions.
I would personally prefer KEEP YOUR ISK (TM).
No, your post isn't funny. If you think it is, that just confirms what I've always thought about "pirates" in EVE.
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"Violence is the last resort of the incompetent".
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AshrakTheWhite
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:28:00 -
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well you killed my mega ... so would you possibly pay me 160 mil for it? since thats about what the stuff was worth .... then ill consider not decorateing my walls with your corpse ;)
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AshrakTheWhite
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:28:00 -
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well you killed my mega ... so would you possibly pay me 160 mil for it? since thats about what the stuff was worth .... then ill consider not decorateing my walls with your corpse ;)
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Wingleader Teerts
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:28:00 -
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No need if you travel with 2 BS, they will run anyway...
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Wingleader Teerts
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:28:00 -
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No need if you travel with 2 BS, they will run anyway...
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Supermonkey
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:30:00 -
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I smell alts.
Hush
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Supermonkey
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:30:00 -
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I smell alts.
Hush
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Barth3zzzNL
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:35:00 -
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 Originally by: AshrakTheWhite
well you killed my mega ... so would you possibly pay me 160 mil for it? since thats about what the stuff was worth .... then ill consider not decorateing my walls with your corpse ;)
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Barth3zzzNL
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: AshrakTheWhite
well you killed my mega ... so would you possibly pay me 160 mil for it? since thats about what the stuff was worth .... then ill consider not decorateing my walls with your corpse ;)
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Lifewire
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:56:00 -
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Sirs! This is our business and we want to offer pre-warpscrambled-features to avoid useless destruction. Most customers cannot imagine how fast shipkills can be done. Somethimes there is simply not enough time to open coversations in time! This is where ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** can help. Prepaid-TANs or PAYPERCORP makes traveling in 0.0 much safer. We never gank or pod our customers - why should we??? Happy customers come back and it wouldnt make sense to break the ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** contracts.
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Lifewire
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Posted - 2004.10.09 13:56:00 -
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Sirs! This is our business and we want to offer pre-warpscrambled-features to avoid useless destruction. Most customers cannot imagine how fast shipkills can be done. Somethimes there is simply not enough time to open coversations in time! This is where ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** can help. Prepaid-TANs or PAYPERCORP makes traveling in 0.0 much safer. We never gank or pod our customers - why should we??? Happy customers come back and it wouldnt make sense to break the ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** contracts.
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Zell
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Posted - 2004.10.09 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Lifewire
Sirs! This is our business and we want to offer pre-warpscrambled-features to avoid useless destruction. Most customers cannot imagine how fast shipkills can be done. Somethimes there is simply not enough time to open coversations in time! This is where ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** can help. Prepaid-TANs or PAYPERCORP makes traveling in 0.0 much safer. We never gank or pod our customers - why should we??? Happy customers come back and it wouldnt make sense to break the ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** contracts.
Its ok, I remeber when i had my first beer too....
"A coward dies a thousand times, the brave die just once.." |
Zell
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Posted - 2004.10.09 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Lifewire
Sirs! This is our business and we want to offer pre-warpscrambled-features to avoid useless destruction. Most customers cannot imagine how fast shipkills can be done. Somethimes there is simply not enough time to open coversations in time! This is where ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** can help. Prepaid-TANs or PAYPERCORP makes traveling in 0.0 much safer. We never gank or pod our customers - why should we??? Happy customers come back and it wouldnt make sense to break the ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** contracts.
Its ok, I remeber when i had my first beer too....
"A coward dies a thousand times, the brave die just once.." |
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Nafri
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Posted - 2004.10.09 22:22:00 -
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Originally by: Zell
Originally by: Lifewire
Sirs! This is our business and we want to offer pre-warpscrambled-features to avoid useless destruction. Most customers cannot imagine how fast shipkills can be done. Somethimes there is simply not enough time to open coversations in time! This is where ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** can help. Prepaid-TANs or PAYPERCORP makes traveling in 0.0 much safer. We never gank or pod our customers - why should we??? Happy customers come back and it wouldnt make sense to break the ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** contracts.
Its ok, I remeber when i had my first beer too....
nah he just watched too long the warp bubbles
Wanna fly with me?
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Nafri
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Posted - 2004.10.09 22:22:00 -
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Originally by: Zell
Originally by: Lifewire
Sirs! This is our business and we want to offer pre-warpscrambled-features to avoid useless destruction. Most customers cannot imagine how fast shipkills can be done. Somethimes there is simply not enough time to open coversations in time! This is where ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** can help. Prepaid-TANs or PAYPERCORP makes traveling in 0.0 much safer. We never gank or pod our customers - why should we??? Happy customers come back and it wouldnt make sense to break the ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** contracts.
Its ok, I remeber when i had my first beer too....
nah he just watched too long the warp bubbles
Wanna fly with me?
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slapp
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Posted - 2004.10.09 23:02:00 -
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it's true
before i got ganked and killed every day. but when i bought a
***travel safeÖ*** my road to success was opened. now i can mine
veldspar in 0.0 and my fears of ganking are gone. hey, even my
pain in the back is completely gone.
buy ***travel safeÖ***, it helps.
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slapp
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Posted - 2004.10.09 23:02:00 -
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it's true
before i got ganked and killed every day. but when i bought a
***travel safeÖ*** my road to success was opened. now i can mine
veldspar in 0.0 and my fears of ganking are gone. hey, even my
pain in the back is completely gone.
buy ***travel safeÖ***, it helps.
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Cavtrooper
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Posted - 2004.10.10 00:41:00 -
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This seems like a good idea. If you think its extortion grow stronger.
Lets face it in the Eve world might makes right. I would recommend paying them rather than suffer the embarassment of losing a ship.
Nice plan, I would sign up but dont really need it right now. Maybe in the future though when I plan mining ops.
cav
AWM Homepage, become a #*%^ Flinging Monkey!! |
Cavtrooper
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Posted - 2004.10.10 00:41:00 -
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This seems like a good idea. If you think its extortion grow stronger.
Lets face it in the Eve world might makes right. I would recommend paying them rather than suffer the embarassment of losing a ship.
Nice plan, I would sign up but dont really need it right now. Maybe in the future though when I plan mining ops.
cav
AWM Homepage, become a #*%^ Flinging Monkey!! |
Kel Shek
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Posted - 2004.10.10 01:31:00 -
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assuming its impeccably honored, and is serious...
its not that terrible of an idea... lol, I mean sure its basically racketeering...
another thought that might make it better, would be guaranteed passage through that system... that if they come in one gate, and want to go out another, they tell you and they get an accompanyment to the exit gate, or if the qualifying corps are on both gates, they pass both from one "TAN". or maybe even sequential campings along one path.... whatever.
:shrug: remember with racketeering the gangsters had an obligation to protect the ones who paid them, from other gangs too.
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To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And Heaven in a Wild Flower
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour
~~William Blake |
Kel Shek
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Posted - 2004.10.10 01:31:00 -
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assuming its impeccably honored, and is serious...
its not that terrible of an idea... lol, I mean sure its basically racketeering...
another thought that might make it better, would be guaranteed passage through that system... that if they come in one gate, and want to go out another, they tell you and they get an accompanyment to the exit gate, or if the qualifying corps are on both gates, they pass both from one "TAN". or maybe even sequential campings along one path.... whatever.
:shrug: remember with racketeering the gangsters had an obligation to protect the ones who paid them, from other gangs too.
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To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And Heaven in a Wild Flower
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour
~~William Blake |
Lizaa
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Posted - 2004.10.10 01:40:00 -
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Originally by: Lifewire
We want to offer our new product ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***!!! I explain now how ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***!!! works - it¦s very easy!
Some people rely on their stabs or mwds, some people rely on ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***. There are 2 ways to aquire ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***:
PAYPERCORP
This feature insures your whole corp for 50/week. Very easy to handle and all you pilots are mass-insured.
PAYPERJUMP
This feature offers you a PIN and charges of TANs. PINs are a personal ID. TANs are transaction numbers. So if one of your pilots jumps into a blockade, he can stay cloaked and convo the blockading ships. He gives his PIN and 1 TAN which is deleted from our TAN-database and useless after the transaction. If the numbers match, the cloaked ship can uncloak and warp away with any problems.
Both features work with all Teddybear-, Bonecollector- and TunDraGon-blockades!!! Aquire ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** now!!!
Dude what ever u smoked you should maybe have flushed instead.... Wow i remember being fried jsut not ever THAT fried
Lizaa - Dark Cartel - Director of Grief TacticsÖ
Death is coming!!!!!
Ph34r teh Retribution. |
Lizaa
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Posted - 2004.10.10 01:40:00 -
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Originally by: Lifewire
We want to offer our new product ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***!!! I explain now how ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***!!! works - it¦s very easy!
Some people rely on their stabs or mwds, some people rely on ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***. There are 2 ways to aquire ***TRAVEL SAFE TM***:
PAYPERCORP
This feature insures your whole corp for 50/week. Very easy to handle and all you pilots are mass-insured.
PAYPERJUMP
This feature offers you a PIN and charges of TANs. PINs are a personal ID. TANs are transaction numbers. So if one of your pilots jumps into a blockade, he can stay cloaked and convo the blockading ships. He gives his PIN and 1 TAN which is deleted from our TAN-database and useless after the transaction. If the numbers match, the cloaked ship can uncloak and warp away with any problems.
Both features work with all Teddybear-, Bonecollector- and TunDraGon-blockades!!! Aquire ***TRAVEL SAFE TM*** now!!!
Dude what ever u smoked you should maybe have flushed instead.... Wow i remember being fried jsut not ever THAT fried
Lizaa - Dark Cartel - Director of Grief TacticsÖ
Death is coming!!!!!
Ph34r teh Retribution. |
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