Originally by: Oofig VanDoogan

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I always thought it was because I turned in the same paper twice for two different assignments and you gave me a higher grade the second time round.

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"First, to those who don't 'get' goons. We are literally an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls. The reasoning behind any of our actions in EVE can be traced back to that. The most important thing to us is posting ability and comedy, and we actually care more about that than we do about being good at the game. In fact, we don't even really like the game that much. To understand us and our sense of humor, read some of the front page content of somethingawful.com from its earlier days like 2000-2003ish. We're a bunch of quasi-sadistic goofballs who like to pretend we're ******s (although many of us aren't actually pretending). Or something like that, I don't f*cking know. It's a horrible analogy but it's the best way to explain it in 10 words if you're too lazy to browse SA for yourself."

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Originally by: Snot Shot

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Posting in another Goon "Comedy" thread.....

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"First, to those who don't 'get' goons. We are literally an entire alliance of griefers and forum trolls. The reasoning behind any of our actions in EVE can be traced back to that. The most important thing to us is posting ability and comedy, and we actually care more about that than we do about being good at the game. In fact, we don't even really like the game that much. To understand us and our sense of humor, read some of the front page content of somethingawful.com from its earlier days like 2000-2003ish. We're a bunch of quasi-sadistic goofballs who like to pretend we're ******s (although many of us aren't actually pretending). Or something like that, I don't f*cking know. It's a horrible analogy but it's the best way to explain it in 10 words if you're too lazy to browse SA for yourself."

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Oh...and thanks again NC for getting rid of BoB and making EVE a lot more "fun".....

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Originally by: Zemi Dahut

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heh

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Originally by: MyHonIa

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psychology classes teach you that the person that yells the loudest usually is the person with the lowest self-esteem and therefor has to prove to him or her self that it most certainly isn't so, also commonly known as denial.

If we take that lesson and place it on Goonswarm as a whole we get a group of people that have such low esteem that they have to constantly brag about themselves anytime and anywhere.

Also, people with low esteem tend to be more hesitant and follow a group mentality, what ever the leader does everyone else does which in a combat situation means they "fly like a hive" only they would likely have the reaction time of a common garden snail due to noone willing to take the first step.



So, what did we learn from all this? Goons think as one and act as none, the only reason they spam on forums is due to their low self-esteem which forces them to constantly seek approval and it gives them a feeling of being.

I'd be glad to see how this "new" eve war would unfold (ok so all the players are EXACTLY the same as the previous war which "ended" in the destruction of 1 alliance among many, tbh that doesnt sound like a new war that sounds like the next chapter of the previous) and how Goonswarm would itself evolve or die. Here is to many good fights ahead and hope people dont die too easily.

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Originally by: Marexlovox

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Uh huh, EvE War III. Can Goons even handle it? I mean unlike the South where they had CVA and Pets scared to even look at a Goon. Now Goons are in a Corner with people who actually like PvP surrounding them. Will this spark all new future on Goons existance, will Goons face certain death by so many T2 fitted Rookie Ships shooting them....only time will tell....only time will tell.

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Originally by: Farham

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"Oh...and thanks again NC for getting rid of BoB and making EVE a lot more "fun".....Wink'


Does a member of one of the original alliance level mechanics griefing corps in EVE really want to go there?

Yea, I thought not.

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Originally by: Ivoryman

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Originally by: ThorTheGreat

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Edited by: ThorTheGreat on 15/08/2009 02:02:55
pile of **** failure "friends"

It has been brought to my attention that you have been morale boosting about "eve war III". I would like to inform you that you lack the talent, stature, and class to even THINK about declaring an eve war. I am now declaring eve war III, no... A JIHAD, as I suffer from none of those shortcomings. Tell your sugardaddy who has promised to fund Tri's losses that it's going to be an endless moneypit, much like his dental visits, and he'd be better off investing in cheese futures. You were better off keeping your neck down, rather than stirring the honeypot. I GET IT, your "elite pvp" crew was bored... You think you're a balla but all your Rubles can't buy you a victory. It was nice knowing you. God willing you will now reap the whirlwind.

You don't have it. Tri certainly never had it. ROL... heh, just pitiful. Atlas, doesn't even undock. So enjoy the posting nublets. I will see you on the battlefield scrublords.

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Took out most of your child-ish fluff.

Just shut the fvck up and attack AAA, or ROL, or Atlas... Though I probably will not log into this now terri-bad 'Titans-Goons-Kids-online' again, it sure is funny as hell reading all the shhhitt you monkeys post. Have fun stroking your e-ego I would give the obligatory 'stop posting', but that won't happen.

...and no I'm not bitter, mad, or hate you. You are amusing in a cute immature way little boy. Now drink your milk and get some sleep.

Ivory

ps. sup my old homies, rl is rockin

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Originally by: Ivoryman

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Took out most of your child-ish fluff.

Just shut the fvck up and attack AAA, or ROL, or Atlas... Though I probably will not log into this now terri-bad 'Titans-Goons-Kids-online' again, it sure is funny as hell reading all the shhhitt you monkeys post. Have fun stroking your e-ego I would give the obligatory 'stop posting', but that won't happen.

...and no I'm not bitter, mad, or hate you. You are amusing in a cute immature way little boy. Now drink your milk and get some sleep.

Ivory

ps. sup my old homies, rl is rockin

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Originally by: ThorTheGreat

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blubber

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Originally by: Farham

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"Oh...and thanks again NC for getting rid of BoB and making EVE a lot more "fun".....Wink'


Does a member of one of the original alliance level mechanics griefing corps in EVE really want to go there?

Yea, I thought not.

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Originally by: dastommy79

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tell me how you really feel

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Originally by: Privavarian

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Originally by: dastommy79

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tell me how you really feel

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Bitter, like you

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Originally by: dastommy79

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Originally by: Privavarian

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Originally by: dastommy79

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tell me how you really feel

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Bitter, like you

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its nice to have my own personal fanboi

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Originally by: Privavarian

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Originally by: dastommy79

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Originally by: Privavarian

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Originally by: dastommy79

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tell me how you really feel

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Bitter, like you

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its nice to have my own personal fanboi

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Aren't fans supposed to love you?

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Originally by: dastommy79

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look how cute he is. hey little buddy, i'm going to another thread. You wanna come along?

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Originally by: Privavarian

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Originally by: dastommy79

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look how cute he is. hey little buddy, i'm going to another thread. You wanna come along?

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Sorry, I only date men.

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Originally by: dastommy79

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Originally by: Privavarian

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Originally by: dastommy79

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look how cute he is. hey little buddy, i'm going to another thread. You wanna come along?

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Sorry, I only date men.

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your my pet monkey. I type and you follow. Know your place little man. I dont date fanbois.

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