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AzzKikr
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Posted - 2004.10.13 05:44:00 -
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Edited by: AzzKikr on 13/10/2004 05:50:09 Old Farts Recruitment Drive
So, you think you have what it takes to be an Old Fart? Prove it first and we might make you a member.
How do you prove yourself?
Well, come to think of it, you have to be a bit senile, If not well its OK, but it will help if you are. You also need to be ôOldö, really OLDà (Just joking!!!!), But you need to be over 21 to join. Also, and this is the big questionà.Can you FART? If so how loud? We might ask for a video or .wav file to verify thisà (Once againà.just joking!!!). Oh, and before I forget, you MUST have a sense of humor. Being part of a bunch of Old Farts, we never take things seriously and try to find the ôfunnyö in everything.
So how do we do things?
Simple really. You apply, go on 2 week probation (We check you out, and you check us outà), should you feel that we are not the Corp you want to join, then you are more than welcome to walk away.
However, should you like the way we do things, and are willing to work with us, you are more than welcome to stay and become a ôFull Memberö of the Old Farts.
Ok, Now that that is out of the way, who are the Old Farts?
The Old Farts Corp was established shortly after EvE was launched (Post Beta), which makes us one of the older Corps in EvE. Currently we have a Strong Management Team being lead by our current CEO Arleqwinn, who has provided us with our mission and vision in EvE.
The Old Farts also takes great care to maintain political neutrality with regards to the various alliances and we do not wish to be come caught up in the diplomatic negotiations and politics of EVE.
We are by no means a Large or Mega Player Corporation. We are however a very close group of about 50 active Old Farts playing in different time zones. And when I say ôold fartsö then that is exactly what I mean. Most if not all of our members are of the ômatureö kind (in other wordsàReal Old Farts)à
We currently have a good selection of Tech 2 products that we are producing. We also produce most battleships as well as cruisers, frigates and interceptors. Currently we are financially very strong, thanks to our sales of Tech 2 products.
So, who should join us?
We are looking for strong dedicated Old Farts that want to join a mature Corp. We require that you at least be 21+ years old. Anyone younger can apply, but you will be evaluated to see if you will fit into the Old Farts mold.
Also, we do not discriminate between New and Veteran players. Also, it does not matter in what time zone you play as well. We are open to all, whether you hail from Europe or the USA.
We are a multi-racial Corp and avatars from all races are welcome to apply.
We are also looking for avatars with the following special skills;
Manufacturing Sales Agent Runners Miners Haulers Researchers
SO, what do we offer?
We will assist you with the necessary skills and ships to become an effective member of the Old Farts. Also, should you want to become the richest avatar in EvE, we will not stand in your way to achieve that goal.
All we ask is that you spend some of your time towards our CorporationÆs Goals. We will never force you to do anything that you donÆt want to doàwhich loosely translates that we will give you enough freedom to explore the different aspects of EvE and our Corp.
Who should you Convo for an interview?
Please contact any of the following Old Farts:
Arleqwinn (CEO) Digger Dave (Senior Officer) Wayfinder (Senior Officer) Seborian (Senior Officer)
Regards,
AzzKikr Old Farts Recruitment Officer
Visit us at http://oldfarts.guildportal.com |

AzzKikr
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Posted - 2004.10.13 05:44:00 -
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Edited by: AzzKikr on 13/10/2004 05:50:09 Old Farts Recruitment Drive
So, you think you have what it takes to be an Old Fart? Prove it first and we might make you a member.
How do you prove yourself?
Well, come to think of it, you have to be a bit senile, If not well its OK, but it will help if you are. You also need to be ôOldö, really OLDà (Just joking!!!!), But you need to be over 21 to join. Also, and this is the big questionà.Can you FART? If so how loud? We might ask for a video or .wav file to verify thisà (Once againà.just joking!!!). Oh, and before I forget, you MUST have a sense of humor. Being part of a bunch of Old Farts, we never take things seriously and try to find the ôfunnyö in everything.
So how do we do things?
Simple really. You apply, go on 2 week probation (We check you out, and you check us outà), should you feel that we are not the Corp you want to join, then you are more than welcome to walk away.
However, should you like the way we do things, and are willing to work with us, you are more than welcome to stay and become a ôFull Memberö of the Old Farts.
Ok, Now that that is out of the way, who are the Old Farts?
The Old Farts Corp was established shortly after EvE was launched (Post Beta), which makes us one of the older Corps in EvE. Currently we have a Strong Management Team being lead by our current CEO Arleqwinn, who has provided us with our mission and vision in EvE.
The Old Farts also takes great care to maintain political neutrality with regards to the various alliances and we do not wish to be come caught up in the diplomatic negotiations and politics of EVE.
We are by no means a Large or Mega Player Corporation. We are however a very close group of about 50 active Old Farts playing in different time zones. And when I say ôold fartsö then that is exactly what I mean. Most if not all of our members are of the ômatureö kind (in other wordsàReal Old Farts)à
We currently have a good selection of Tech 2 products that we are producing. We also produce most battleships as well as cruisers, frigates and interceptors. Currently we are financially very strong, thanks to our sales of Tech 2 products.
So, who should join us?
We are looking for strong dedicated Old Farts that want to join a mature Corp. We require that you at least be 21+ years old. Anyone younger can apply, but you will be evaluated to see if you will fit into the Old Farts mold.
Also, we do not discriminate between New and Veteran players. Also, it does not matter in what time zone you play as well. We are open to all, whether you hail from Europe or the USA.
We are a multi-racial Corp and avatars from all races are welcome to apply.
We are also looking for avatars with the following special skills;
Manufacturing Sales Agent Runners Miners Haulers Researchers
SO, what do we offer?
We will assist you with the necessary skills and ships to become an effective member of the Old Farts. Also, should you want to become the richest avatar in EvE, we will not stand in your way to achieve that goal.
All we ask is that you spend some of your time towards our CorporationÆs Goals. We will never force you to do anything that you donÆt want to doàwhich loosely translates that we will give you enough freedom to explore the different aspects of EvE and our Corp.
Who should you Convo for an interview?
Please contact any of the following Old Farts:
Arleqwinn (CEO) Digger Dave (Senior Officer) Wayfinder (Senior Officer) Seborian (Senior Officer)
Regards,
AzzKikr Old Farts Recruitment Officer
Visit us at http://oldfarts.guildportal.com |

Red Splinter
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Posted - 2004.10.14 06:10:00 -
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A Great bunch of people . Lots of fun to be with them . We are one BIG happy family ...One for all and all for one.
Come check us out...if you dare 
Regards,
Red Splinter Old Farts Member
Visit The Old Farts Forum
The difference between a Warrior and an Ordinary Person is that the Warrior sees everything as a challange, while the Ordinary Person sees everything as a blessing or a curse. "Sun Tzu" |

Red Splinter
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Posted - 2004.10.14 06:10:00 -
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A Great bunch of people . Lots of fun to be with them . We are one BIG happy family ...One for all and all for one.
Come check us out...if you dare 
Regards,
Red Splinter Old Farts Member
Visit The Old Farts Forum
The difference between a Warrior and an Ordinary Person is that the Warrior sees everything as a challange, while the Ordinary Person sees everything as a blessing or a curse. "Sun Tzu" |

Red Splinter
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Posted - 2004.10.14 14:19:00 -
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3......2......1......BUMP Regards,
Red Splinter Old Farts Member
Visit The Old Farts Forum
The difference between a Warrior and an Ordinary Person is that the Warrior sees everything as a challange, while the Ordinary Person sees everything as a blessing or a curse. "Sun Tzu" |

Red Splinter
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Posted - 2004.10.14 14:19:00 -
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3......2......1......BUMP Regards,
Red Splinter Old Farts Member
Visit The Old Farts Forum
The difference between a Warrior and an Ordinary Person is that the Warrior sees everything as a challange, while the Ordinary Person sees everything as a blessing or a curse. "Sun Tzu" |

Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2004.10.15 09:13:00 -
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Edited by: Kel Kracken on 15/10/2004 09:18:06 No need to bump old ffffriend!! :)
You could just tell the wonderful things we have done or are doing. We've already tested our POS's and have a fully running Starbase running on Singularity that has been up for a while now!!!! (Just need to find something to do with all these Tungsten Carbide charges that our moon mining has produced).
So if you're looking for a decent corp or looking to buy several hundred units of Tungsten Carbide drop one of the officers a line!
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Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2004.10.15 09:13:00 -
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Edited by: Kel Kracken on 15/10/2004 09:18:06 No need to bump old ffffriend!! :)
You could just tell the wonderful things we have done or are doing. We've already tested our POS's and have a fully running Starbase running on Singularity that has been up for a while now!!!! (Just need to find something to do with all these Tungsten Carbide charges that our moon mining has produced).
So if you're looking for a decent corp or looking to buy several hundred units of Tungsten Carbide drop one of the officers a line!
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Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2004.10.16 09:13:00 -
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You could also mention that we are aiming to really hit the ground running once Shiva hits.
The intel we have gathered so far is vast and continuing to grow.
Hope to see even more new faces in the coming weeks!
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Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2004.10.16 09:13:00 -
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You could also mention that we are aiming to really hit the ground running once Shiva hits.
The intel we have gathered so far is vast and continuing to grow.
Hope to see even more new faces in the coming weeks!
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Pa1nbringr
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Posted - 2004.10.16 16:05:00 -
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w0rd ----------------------
Fedaykin Naib > eh this is boring, think im going to go choke one out Pa1nbringr > sick Fedaykin Naib > lol
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Pa1nbringr
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Posted - 2004.10.16 16:05:00 -
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w0rd ----------------------
Fedaykin Naib > eh this is boring, think im going to go choke one out Pa1nbringr > sick Fedaykin Naib > lol
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Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2004.10.20 11:13:00 -
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Actually I lied there are multiple Starbases in testing so far.
So give one of the officers a call and drop on by!
Shiva is the god of change and does so by death and destruction. We don't intend to roll over so easily.
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Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2004.10.20 11:13:00 -
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Actually I lied there are multiple Starbases in testing so far.
So give one of the officers a call and drop on by!
Shiva is the god of change and does so by death and destruction. We don't intend to roll over so easily.
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Samara Smeagol
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Posted - 2004.10.22 12:55:00 -
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I may just pop along and see how your POS's are coming on. See you IG.
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Samara Smeagol
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Posted - 2004.10.22 12:55:00 -
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I may just pop along and see how your POS's are coming on. See you IG.
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El Abuelo
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Posted - 2004.10.24 01:20:00 -
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The Old Farts are the best! I am so glad to find a non- Corp.
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El Abuelo
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Posted - 2004.10.24 01:20:00 -
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The Old Farts are the best! I am so glad to find a non- Corp.
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AzzKikr
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Posted - 2004.10.25 15:36:00 -
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Samara, Sounds Good. Come visit...we'll over you a beer and chat (Just no drinking and Flying!!! We don't want any accidents )
El, Thanks for the kind words.
Regards,
AzzKikr Old Farts Recruitment Officer
Visit us at http://oldfarts.guildportal.com |

AzzKikr
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Posted - 2004.10.25 15:36:00 -
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Samara, Sounds Good. Come visit...we'll over you a beer and chat (Just no drinking and Flying!!! We don't want any accidents )
El, Thanks for the kind words.
Regards,
AzzKikr Old Farts Recruitment Officer
Visit us at http://oldfarts.guildportal.com |

Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2004.10.27 12:39:00 -
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As Azz said Samara,
Just give an officer a buzz on either Tranquility or Singularity we'll give you a grand tour followed by a few quafe or maybe something stronger :)
Kel
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Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2004.10.27 12:39:00 -
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As Azz said Samara,
Just give an officer a buzz on either Tranquility or Singularity we'll give you a grand tour followed by a few quafe or maybe something stronger :)
Kel
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Devineflid
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Posted - 2004.10.27 15:23:00 -
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The Old Farts are great, hope your search goes well guys  ==============================================
Have you ever wondered who was responsible for the "do not attempt to stop chain with hand or genitals" type notes on things? well it was me, or at le |

Devineflid
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Posted - 2004.10.27 15:23:00 -
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The Old Farts are great, hope your search goes well guys  ==============================================
Have you ever wondered who was responsible for the "do not attempt to stop chain with hand or genitals" type notes on things? well it was me, or at le |

Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2004.10.28 18:05:00 -
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Many thanks Devineflid the recruitment drive has been going well. Doubt Azzkikr will recognise anyone when he gets back in game (well new members and his dodgy old fart memory failing that is :)
Kel
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Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2004.10.28 18:05:00 -
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Many thanks Devineflid the recruitment drive has been going well. Doubt Azzkikr will recognise anyone when he gets back in game (well new members and his dodgy old fart memory failing that is :)
Kel
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Samara Smeagol
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Posted - 2004.10.30 16:29:00 -
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Thanks will drop you guys a line!
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Samara Smeagol
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Posted - 2004.10.30 16:29:00 -
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Thanks will drop you guys a line!
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AzzKikr
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Posted - 2004.11.03 15:19:00 -
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Kel,
thanks for the words of Confidence....but then again, I might just not rember anything  
Regards,
AzzKikr Old Farts Recruitment Officer
Visit us at http://oldfarts.guildportal.com |

AzzKikr
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Posted - 2004.11.03 15:19:00 -
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Kel,
thanks for the words of Confidence....but then again, I might just not rember anything  
Regards,
AzzKikr Old Farts Recruitment Officer
Visit us at http://oldfarts.guildportal.com |
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